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UbuntuKid
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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There is this Barrister Paul Smith
who came to our office to place your parcel on out going delivery. He already paid for the insurance fee and delivery charges , but he did not pay for the Security keeping fee due to the fact that we don't know when you will be contacting us via email, that we have your parcel. So we advise him not to pay for the security keeping fee of the courier company , but we informed him to contact you on time so you will not have to pay more than $3,56USD on demurrage.


I'm assuming he means $3,560, but that doesn't matter to me. (He makes multiple references to that amount in his email.)

I hope he won't mind if I send him a receipt showing my payment of $3.56...

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One Lad helpfully broke down his fee thus at behest:

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As you can see the we are going to procure your vitel documents in concerned Ministries and the only fee that is for us is the chambers consultation fees which is $ 1.100 Usd, while the $ 3.450 Usd, is for your documentations, the documentation fees is for the Goverment try to understand that you will paying us our charges when you receive your funds in your account. Our consultation fees is for going around for you work and feuling our cars so try to send the money today so that we can proceed on your work


Cammy was puzzled:

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Why do you need me to send you money? That's pocket change, for the love of Freyja! And for those consultation fees - man, you guys must have really cheap petrol or really economical cars - tell me what you drive.


The Lad didn't get it:

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Wish to inform you that we have haerd what you said, you can send the documentations fees of $3.450 Usd now with the name giving to you by this hononrable chambers for us to commence on your work.


Cammy wasn't impressed:

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For the love of Freyja, this is a joke! There is no way that I am going down to the post office to send you such a piddling amount of money. Where's your pride?


Similar emails crissed and crossed for a while before the Lads gave up.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

LOL.

I wonder if I should argue about that, or if I should just hand him a (fictitious) WU receipt and watch him complain?

I think I'll give him a phone number as well, before I send the WU receipt. Want some audio! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I "sent" a lad $11.00 because he told me I needed to send 1100 euros. When I asked him to convert it for me, he didn't, so I decided that I'd assume it for myself. He never noticed.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I got that once when the lad said to send something like $7.85 USD but in his second email he corrected it. I went off on him trying to increase the fees immensely. I finally agreed to the fees but it took about 2 weeks of arguing. That was funny.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 3:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Something I've hit on recently is converting fee payments from $s to £s or €s. But it always seems to be heavily weighted in my favour. So a $1500 (USD) fee only comes to £23.00.

This forces the lad to go and do a currency conversion, something you'll never get them to do if you ask outright. Then you say you will only pay what the current rate is due to the extreme currency (which change hourly) fluctuations at the moment.

By my reckoning your $3.56 fee is only about .084 pence if you pay him in pounds sterling. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 3:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Laughing

love your work, windy!

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The fee would be 12GBP, according to WU's online fee calculator. I assume there is a minimum fee.

I'm debating whether to argue about sending $3.56 for 12 pounds, or just to send it. Razz

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 3:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thomas the Tank and I had a lad trying to convert dollars in Gurggland Whales (our ficticious currency which was pegged to the Danish Kroner and the value of herring futures) once. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 1:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

UbuntuKid wrote:
The fee would be 12GBP, according to WU's online fee calculator. I assume there is a minimum fee.


Maybe try this?:
Tell him you'll just send it in the mail - before mailing the envelope, rip it open, tape it back up.

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UbuntuKid
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 2:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Nah, I sent it via WU but there were some troubles with M7CN S3cure. So he sent me a bank account that I'll send it to on Monday.

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