I think I have a paranoid lad in tow

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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:56 pm

This was my first contact with a Lad off of the Scamwarners site.
The Lad wanted to know which dating site I found her on and what was my user name. I blagged her by telling her I only used the 30 days trial on singl3.com and then left.

can you spot the Guyman emerging in her voice half way through?

Quote:

LAD(14/04/2009 23:40:19): Hello Hugh?
ME(14/04/2009 23:40:30): hi Thelma
ME(14/04/2009 23:40:44): how was your trip to the store?
LAD(14/04/2009 23:40:59): How are u doing dear
ME(14/04/2009 23:41:24): Im doing fine , a bit tired working a 12 hour shift
LAD(14/04/2009 23:42:00): Sorry to hear that sweetie....so where do you say u are from again?
ME(14/04/2009 23:42:16): I was born in Anchorage
ME(14/04/2009 23:42:36): but currently working in the North sea off Scotland
ME(14/04/2009 23:43:13): where are you from Thelma?
ME(14/04/2009 23:44:45): brb gotta go sign a permit
LAD(14/04/2009 23:45:15): Ok
ME(14/04/2009 23:47:1 Cool

: ok im back
ME(14/04/2009 23:47:43): work always gets in the way of me and beautiful women
ME(14/04/2009 23:50:37): did your profile say you were in Illinois?
Ok thats cool....Wow u look cute ...so tell me how long have u been on singles.com?
ME(15/04/2009 00:00:53): Not long joined for a free trial 30 days and left after that
ME(15/04/2009 00:01:13): I kept your e mail address because you were cute
LAD(15/04/2009 00:01:21): Good baby and how many women have u met on the site ?
ME(15/04/2009 00:01:3 Cool

: None like you
ME(15/04/2009 00:02:1 Cool

: how about you have you met any nice guys?
LAD(15/04/2009 00:02:40): Ohhh Good baby...so tell me do you have kids and do you live alone ?
ME(15/04/2009 00:03:21): No Im single have never married, you know what its like in the oil business
ME(15/04/2009 00:03:42): I have a house in Aberdeen Scotland
ME(15/04/2009 00:03:56): and my family home in Alaska
ME(15/04/2009 00:07:00): tell me more about you
ME(15/04/2009 00:09:36): by the way can I just say you are very beautiful and( I bet you here this all the time) you remind me of a model..whose name i cant think of
LAD(15/04/2009 00:10:35): No still single and searching baby love
LAD(15/04/2009 00:10:39): Ohhh Good but where exactly re you now ?
LAD(15/04/2009 00:10:42): Thank u baby...do u mean Annie?
ME(15/04/2009 00:11:06): I dont know your face is so familiar.
ME(15/04/2009 00:11:27): Im at work Thelma In the control room of that rig
ME(15/04/2009 00:12:01): I work for 6 weeks and then fly home
LAD(15/04/2009 00:12:21): Yes coz i was once a Model and my full name is Annie LAD....
ME(15/04/2009 00:12:50): maybe thats it.. I knew I'd seen you before
ME(15/04/2009 00:13:20): What type of modeling did you do?
LAD(15/04/2009 00:13:35): k thats cool....so what is it u lookng for in a woman?
ME(15/04/2009 00:14:03): Im looking for one that looks like you
ME(15/04/2009 00:14:30): that will love me and put up with me working away
LAD(15/04/2009 00:14:49): Good...so can u tell me more about you?
ME(15/04/2009 00:15:02): what would you like to know?
ME(15/04/2009 00:15:22): Im 29
LAD(15/04/2009 00:15:36): I am 5'06", 125 lbs, 27yrs, don't smoke or drink and my food is rather healthy balance meal. I roller-skate a lot and I also enter into competitions and do dances on skates like tangos,waltzes, blues etc.... u?
ME(15/04/2009 00:15:4 Cool

: I am a process engineer with Shell
ME(15/04/2009 00:16:02): cool talented as well as beautiful
ME(15/04/2009 00:16:11): Im single
ME(15/04/2009 00:16:25): Love food fast bikes and fast women
ME(15/04/2009 00:16:59): never had time for a full time relation due to work
LAD(15/04/2009 00:17:50): Good...I live alongside my daughter. My family (My Mom and the only uncle i have) and my friends do things together like picnics, movies, playgrounds, school events, family outings etc.... my friends all live close to each other and visit often but Mom and uncle stays in TX and we also go visiting sometimes...And know sweetie that presently i am in TX where i came to see my sick Mom sweetheart but i am origially from OH as i have my own apartment there honey.....
ME(15/04/2009 00:19:4 Cool

: Cool
ME(15/04/2009 00:20:17): Before I worked i Scotland I was working in Kuwait
ME(15/04/2009 00:20:4 Cool

: and before that i Nigeria for Shell In Port Harcourt
ME(15/04/2009 00:21:01): so I travel round a good bit
ME(15/04/2009 00:21:30): How is the weather in TX?
LAD(15/04/2009 00:21:57): Good...so where are u now and what time is it where u are?
ME(15/04/2009 00:22:40): Im approx 150 miles of the shetland islands and it is 00.22 hrs
LAD(15/04/2009 00:23:36): ok.....how he dey go guy no time wasting i beg na we we(he he)ME(15/04/2009 00:23:55): Pardon?
LAD(15/04/2009 00:24:24): I love photography....and I create what I think are beautiful fine art images that I sometimes sell or I will keep for myself or give to family members...I also play a little piano and guitar...not well, but it's a fun thing for me but i guess i just have to move to the buying and selling of antiques since things arent moving well in the photography thing and i couldt make some money out of it...
ME(15/04/2009 00:24:56): I'll find a map for you of my location
LAD(15/04/2009 00:25:2 Cool

: ok dear...so what do u think about the distance?
ME(15/04/2009 00:26:39): Im fine with the distance, how about you
ME(15/04/2009 00:27:4 Cool

: See the map that where I am now
ME(15/04/2009 00:28:20): top right hand corner "Brent"
LAD(15/04/2009 00:28:51): Ok...can u give me ur number so i can call u?
LAD(15/04/2009 00:29:05): aND PLEASE HOPE U ARE FOR REAL?
ME(15/04/2009 00:29:41): you cant call me on the installation phones are for next of kin and emergency only
ME(15/04/2009 00:30:12): I can give you my number when I get back home to Aberdeen
LAD(15/04/2009 00:30:24): I SEE...SO WHAT PROVE DO U HAVE THAT U FOR REAL?
ME(15/04/2009 00:30:30): I finish my trip in 4 weeks
ME(15/04/2009 00:30:54): Why are you getting aggressive ?
ME(15/04/2009 00:31:03): Im only chatting with you
LAD(15/04/2009 00:31:43): OK
ME(15/04/2009 00:31:52): I have nothing to hide , why would I waste your time
ME(15/04/2009 00:32:53): I work offshore for 6 weeks at a time, like I said earlier a lot of women dont like that .
ME(15/04/2009 00:33:10): but it is who I am and I make no apology for that
ME(15/04/2009 00:35:03): I have no reason to lie to you . I have not asked you for anything. I am simply enjoying talking to you
LAD(15/04/2009 00:35:17): oka sweety
ME(15/04/2009 00:36:33): have you been let down by men before dear?
LAD(15/04/2009 00:37:21): yes and dont want that to happen again
ME(15/04/2009 00:37:41): Some guys can be real pigs I know
LAD(15/04/2009 00:38:31): yrd
LAD(15/04/2009 00:38:39): yes
ME(15/04/2009 00:39:24): Ive seen it all working here many of the guys are screwing around with the female cabin staff
ME(15/04/2009 00:41:2 Cool

: Dearest Thelma I have to go now , Ihave to carry out the safety inspection
ME(15/04/2009 00:41:3 Cool

: please get back to me soon
ME(15/04/2009 00:41:55): I would love to hear from you again
ME(15/04/2009 00:43:26): oh and please send me some more pics they really cheer me up out here in the middle of the sea
ME(15/04/2009 00:44:32): Good night beautiful
LAD(15/04/2009 00:44:47): okay hoey....
LAD(15/04/2009 00:45:02): i mean honey
ME(15/04/2009 00:45:25): lol no problem you have my e mail address so keep in touch
ME(15/04/2009 00:45:36): Sweet Dreams
LAD(15/04/2009 00:46:23): same to u sweety......dream abt me
ME(15/04/2009 00:46:41): I will I promise you xxxxxxxxx

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:37 am

This particular piece of shit has been publically outed on at least 2 websites

http://www.scamwarners.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=2316

But is way too lazy to change its fake ID Rolling Eyes

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:47 am

I am pretty sure the photos there are stolen from www.focushawaii.com, I have seen them used quite a few times, I will look into it and see if I can find The Enchantress so she can add it to the post, dont worry SweetCheeks, only work related, trust me Wink

Yep, easier than I thought

It's Annie from Focus Hawaii Wink

lets see if I can pull up a link ahh, here we go, I am so glad I payed attention in photo finding class http://www.focushawaii.com/model-talent/Annie/Annie.htm

Now Badger, baiting class time

Before we start, I dont bait lads with IM but a few basic tips that you may be able to improve on.

A good tip is to colour the lads writing in blue, yours in red, you dont want much red, that shows who is doing the work and what is rule number 2 of baiting (Please note, rule numbers always confuse me)
Make the lad do more work than you.

Now, when looking at the chats and analysing you can find out lots of things, take a look at the section you highlighted, what do you think the lad was doing while chatting with you. yes, he was sitting in a flea ridden internet cafe but besides that Wink

he was writing to his Oga, now, the following line after that, that is a prime example of copy and paste, he would have that sitting in his draft folder and pull it out every so often, chances are that besides writing to you and his oga, he was also writing to another (vic / hopefully baiter), he made a mistake forgetting that he had copied something else and being busily scamming and writing to his Oga he has made a mistake.

So, what can we do about that, firstly, you are the one who needs to control the chat, you have the fake money not him so you play by your rules, now, the rules are simple, he gets rewarded by good behavior, have you ever trained pets, get your biscuits ready, biscuits can be anything that gives him promise of a payday, you show him a biscuit and make him beg for it. Ask your pet questions, make him tell you the answer in detail, tell him that he doesn't seem to be giving you his full attention and ask him what he is up to, again, make him go into detail, make him explain his answers in full and when he does, tell him you want to know more, if he behaves you will reward him by giving him a small amount of your attention

Now, lets just look at this section

Quote:

ME(15/04/2009 00:19:4: Cool
ME(15/04/2009 00:20:17): Before I worked i Scotland I was working in Kuwait
ME(15/04/2009 00:20:4: and before that i Nigeria for Shell In Port Harcourt
ME(15/04/2009 00:21:01): so I travel round a good bit
ME(15/04/2009 00:21:30): How is the weather in TX? Ok, too much information on your part, one question, wait for the answer, ask him to explain, as for the weather in TX, of course he doesn't know the answer so you have invited him to take a guess which you have accepted, that good, let him think his guesses are always going to be right but make him expand on it, " is it sunny. how does the smog there today?"
LAD(15/04/2009 00:21:57): Good...so where are u now and what time is it where u are? note quick answer and change of subject, dont answer about where you are, ask about the weather, keep him on his toes
ME(15/04/2009 00:22:40): Im approx 150 miles of the shetland islands and it is 00.22 hrs now, lads are too lazy with time zones, never tell them the time if you dont have to, I have a diplomatic courier who is apparently in the same countrry as me yet he wants to ring me at midnight, this would be a huge tip off for a vic so dont make it easier for him to avoid it and especially by offering it to him
LAD(15/04/2009 00:23:36): ok.....how he dey go guy no time wasting i beg na we we(he he) He meant to ask this of a lad he was chatting to, dont question it, let it pass, make him confortable to make mistakes like that
ME(15/04/2009 00:23:55): Pardon?
LAD(15/04/2009 00:24:24): I love photography....and I create what I think are beautiful fine art images that I sometimes sell or I will keep for myself or give to family members...I also play a little piano and guitar...not well, but it's a fun thing for me but i guess i just have to move to the buying and selling of antiques since things arent moving well in the photography thing and i couldt make some money out of it... OK, this is obviously copy pasted but it has loads of potential for you, "can you show me some of these beautiful pictures", he wont want to so make him explain more about what he takes photos of, day time, night time, underwater, goat petting pictures, you'll get the idea
ME(15/04/2009 00:24:56): I'll find a map for you of my location no, dont show him a map, this will make him understand your area more, mis information, I live in missisipi, right near the desert, you know where that is right, what about those pictures, this fascinates me
LAD(15/04/2009 00:25:2: ok dear...so what do u think about the distance? oh, I like the long distance shots, which are your favourites ME(15/04/2009 00:26:39): Im fine with the distance, how about you
ME(15/04/2009 00:27:4: See the map that where I am now
ME(15/04/2009 00:28:20): top right hand corner "Brent" good question but now you are teaching him somethingLAD(15/04/2009 00:28:51): Ok...can u give me ur number so i can call u?
LAD(15/04/2009 00:29:05): aND PLEASE HOPE U ARE FOR REAL

sorry, I feel much better about getting to know somebody first before giving out my number, I only have a work phone and it needs to be on all the time and if I get calls at work I could lose my job, so, have you traveled with photography and where to

Dont take offence, you have indeed wasted his time and done a fine job of it, but allways think how you will most inconvenience him, when you are better at it, it will be you entertaining 2 lads at once while chatting merrily with another baiter Wink

Edits to fix typos and colouring, still a bit wrong but now treating colouring like a lad and ignoring it for not performing Laughing

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:58 am

@ Murry

Thanks man no offence taken, Im happy that you have taken the time to pass on a little of your vast experience. I've noted all your comments and plan to put your technique into action during tonights session.

Well 6 weeks on a drilling semi is a tedious affair.

TBH the lad caught me unaware I wasnt really expecting an IM chat Smile

The map was of the Norwegian Sector Of the North Sea oil fields

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:05 am

I probably should have taken more notice of that bit Embarassed

Like I said, I dont do IM myself, I simply dont have the time to but have great respect for those who do, if you can read them without falling asleep, take a look at DramaQueens chats, I actually highlighted one recently in the same way, heaps more blue than red. I will see if I can find you a link

Once you get the basic principles sorted out it just comes down to practice Wink

And yes, being taken unaware is never going to help your cause, tell him you are just finishing up a chat with a relative and will give him your full undivided attention shortly, of course, once you do have his attention you may have a phone call or knock at the door

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:16 am

Dont take offence, you have indded wasted his time and done a fine job of it, but allways think how you will most inconvenience him, when you are better at it it will be you entertaining 2 lads at once while chatting merrily with another baiter Wink

Murray try doing that on IM, I have and it is not funny! Rolling Eyes

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:22 am

DW, while I dont chat with lads, you would be amazed at how many things I am normally doing at once Wink

Last night i stopped a moment and counted the current lad pain exercises I was doing at that one time, it was about 10 things but i still manged time to eat some desert while I was doing it Laughing

But, I do know it is possible with practice and a well trained couple of pets, there are some who do it quite regularly, and no, I am not one of them, I just dont have the patience Wink

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:25 am

I agree Murray you need the patience of a saint waiting for them to reply.

I think it wont be too long before the Offshore Installation Manager forbids the use of IM software at work.... Wink

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:38 am

@Badger, that link I mentioned where I analysed DQs chat, I found it, it's here, you can necro that thread for the moment, it isn't very old

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1346221#1346221

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:21 am

Personally, I'm not a great one for YIM. But when I feel like it, I want to have fun. My characters don't shut up. They go on and on and on about their tedious uneventful lives in minute detail. They can spend a merry ten minutes naming every piece of furniture they dusted today, or every single plant they watered. Then they remember the furniture they owned ten years ago, or the plants they had twenty years ago, and describe them in great detail too.

If anyone coloured our conversations, it'd be all my own drivel. But (a) I'm so amused at how I can type rubbish forever; and (b) I also like the way they have totally lost control of the conversation and can't seem to get it back to love & money at all.

Maybe I could do better baiting than spend an hour typing about table legs or varieties of cacti, but I am still wasting their time, and, if it wasn't also amusing for myself, I would not be so keen on doing this. So on and on again I go.....

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:27 am

@Branwen,
There is absolutely no problem with that either.

Rule number 1 is to have fun Wink

If furniture legs give you fun, then furniture legs it is, your technique may even put them to sleep in the cafe chairs Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 6:17 am

Quote:

If furniture legs give you fun?

I am rather surprised you mentioned this.

Remember that episode with that Magnolia Queen Anne Triple Dresser?

Wink

@ Branwen. Agree with you, every hour is a wasted dollar to the lads and while you are having fun at his expense, others are not being scammed.

Cool

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:18 pm

Would anyone like to take the lovely Thelma off my hands?

My other half never objects to me baiting but she aint happy about me spending hours IM ing them........yeah im under the thumb Confused

This character has been trying to rip off vulnerable people using multiple dating sites as well as facebook and bebo.

Just tell her that I have been blown of the side of the oil rig and drowned , and you have found her details on my PC

PM me if you need any details

I think I am going to devote all my time to God from now on converting the Lads into the various eater churches Wink

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:24 pm

Thats actually not a bad modality

Your charactor dies, then the lawyer thankfully finds her and tells her about the will, to get the funds sent there will be forms to be filled in and security photos to be taken.

Then you send the goods which end up at the wrong port

It is hardly a new baiting modality to do a NOk on a lad but it has worked quite will in the past for others and it will take less of your time to bait

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