Lengthy retort to insult bait: lad lets it all out oooooo

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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:37 am

Well, all I did was send out a recycled potmash of lad retorts, ie:

Quote:

OSU YORUBA FOOL, SON OF SEX PERVET AND IDIOT BICH!

UR ASHAWO MAMA DON STINK LIKE ROTTIN PIG IN WATER PIT. BEGGA MAN, U GO NAKED IM FESTAC MARKET FOR GO STEAL GARRI. DEVIL GO BEND UR NECK. MAY PIPELINE BLAST DESTROY ALL UR VILLAGE! MAY U STINKIN MAMA ROST ALIVE ALIVE OOOOOO N UR FATHA GO TO ASHES. I SHALL SEND IDOLS GODS TO SESTROY YOUR FAMILY THIS NIGHT.

A CAUSE ON UR GENERATON IN JESUS NAME AMEN

My lad, udeorjiemmanuel *at* yahoo.fr, must have taken it to heart, because he sent me an absolute book of curses. Get a coffee, this will take a while.

Quote:

TAA OKPORO KPORO IJIJI FEKPUKWA NNE GI NAKI OTU.
THUNDER SCATTER YOUR GENERATION.
NA BECAUSE I TOLD YOU THE TRUTH.NA BACUASE OF THAT YOU DE VES.
NKITA RACHA KWA NNE GI OTU.
OTU NNE GI NESI OGIRI OGIRI.
UMU NNA GI NWUSI KWA.
UKWA DAGBU KWE NNE NA NNA GI.

INSIDE FARM YOUR MAMA GO DIE.
YOUR FATHER GO FALL FROM PALM TREE.
NNA GI DAKWA ENU AKWU.
EJIRIM GI CHUO AJA NA ARUSI NDI ZUOGU.
I DON OFFER YOU FOR ARO NDIZUOGU SHRINE.
OGWUGWU GBU KWE GI.
OSU ARUSI.OUTCAST LIKE YOU.
MONGO PARK,NA INSIDE WATER YOUR GENERATION GO DIE.

AS YOU DE WISH ME BAD,GOOD LUCK DE FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF MY LIFE.
AS FOR YOU,CONNECTION GO DE FEAR YOU.
ANY BUSINESS CENTER YOU ENTER,CONNECTION GO CUT DE RUN BECAUSE YOU ARE WITCH TO INTERNET CONNECTION.
NA INSIDE BAR BEACH YOUR INLAW CARRY YOUR SISTER GO DO OCCULT.
YOUR SISTER MADNESS NA MONEY FOR YOUR INLAW.

INLAW GIVE ME SMALL MONEY,YOU KNOW KNOW SAY NA YOUR SISTER BLOOD YOU DE BEG.IDIOT WITHOUT CALIBRE.
EVEN CALIBRATION CANNOT INDICATE YOUR LEVEL.OSU AMUSU.

LAST TIME YOU WISH ME WESTERN UNION,THE NEXT DAY I COLLECT 4500 EUROS.
TODAY AGAIN YOU ARE WISHING ME MONEY GRAM.
GOOD THING WILL HAPPEN.
WHEN YOU WISH ME BAD,NA SO SO BLESSINGS DE FOLLOW ME.
I NO GO FIT STOP WRITING YOU BECAUSE YOUR WORDS RETURN TO ME WITH BLESSINGS.AKI AWUSA LIKE YOU.NA SO SO CHOP CHOP I GO DE CHOP YOU.

MAKE YOU GO VILLAGE.ALL THE PEOPLE WEY YOUR PAPA DE OWE MONEY DON TAKE ALL THE LAND PROPERTY WEY IGET.
EVEN THE TACH HOUSE WEY YOUR FATHER GET,DEY DON TEKAM.
NA SOSO RAINFALL DE FALL YOUR MAMA FOR NIGHT.
YOU DEY DEY LIVE WITH ASHAWO.

IDIOT,THAT YOUR BROTHER BLOOD NO GO BRING SHISHI FOR YOU.
YOU KILLAM,YOU THINK SAY YOU GO GET RICH.NA INSIDE POORVERTY YOU RUN ENTER.
MAKE I CLOSE FOR TODAY.
TOMORROW I GO TELL YOU WETING HAPPEN TO YOUR BRAIN.

Well, I was delighted, my signature will be rich and fat! And i can't wait 'till tomorrow to find out what will happen to my brain! I'll have to goad him some more. It must have taken him ages to write all that. Of course, you mustn't copy any of it and send it to ther lads. That would be very rude. Very Happy

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Has your father fallen out of any palm trees lately? Laughing

I really liked that one. I think that one should be in your siggy!

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Great work, that lad is a real mugu! Classic stuff!

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:58 am

Strangely enough, my father did fall out of a palm tree once.

Top siggy material Smile

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:44 am

Sounds like music to my ears Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:56 am

haha very well done.

i love the witch to internet connection bit.

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 6:21 pm

Getting new siggy material is my main goal in baiting and here you have a lad that provides you with so much, it would take ages to collect this. I envy you.

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:09 pm

I need to cut the dead palm fronds off the palm tree in my front yard, but after reading this maybe I'd better hire someone to do it. Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:27 pm

E vex big ooooo! Im boilin ova! mi heart ovaflowin wid joy!

I sent a fairly terse reply to his rant, thinking (correctly, going by what happened) that he would be insulted by a brief reply to his epic.

Quote:

OGUN BEAT U DIE OSU, AYELALAH TAKE U SOUL

A HE GOAT SHALL FUCK UR ASS HOLE

U SO FULL OF WORDS WEY GO TALK TALK, NA VERY SAD TO HEAR, FOR U HAVE NO LEVEL. U ONLY GO WESTERN UNION WEY SAT OUTSIDE WEY BEG FOR DOLLAS. U NEVA SEE MTCN. MUGU NEVA COM TO U FOR U ARE SMALL BOI IN MANS GAME AN U SHALL PERISH FOR I SHALL SEE A TRUE AFRICA WITCH FOR MAKE U TINY PENIS FALL OFF.

SAY HI TO UR FAT BICH MAMA

I can picture his fingertips blistering and his forehead-vein popping out as he replies - deep breath - !

Quote:

ONYE ARA,MAD PERSON LIKE YOU,YOU THINK SAY I AM A FOOL TO WRITE YOU ALWAYS,NA BACAUSE I SEE SAY EVERYTIME WE WRITE GOOD GOOD THINGS DEY HAPPEN FOR MY LIFE,BEFORE GOD AND MAN AFTER YOU SENT ME MONEYGRAM YESTERDAY,THIS MORNING I SENT MY BOY TO COLLECT 2210 EUROS AT THE WESTERN UNION.
HOW DO YOU SEE,YOUR CURSES ARE BLESSINGS TO ME.

MAKE YOU NO CRY BECAUSE YOUR WORDS GO DEY BRING MONEY FOR ME.
ANY DAY YOU STOP WRITING TO ME,THAT DAY YOUR MAMA GO BORN EIGHTEEN BECAUSE HER TOTO DON SCATTER EVERYWHERE LIKE NORTH KORE MISSILE LAUNCH THREE DAYS AGO,ANY WHERE PENIS COME OUT NA INSIDE TOTO YOUR MAMA I GO ENTER,NA BACAUSE OF THAT E CARRY BELLE BORN EIGHTEEN.
YOU SAY YOUR MONEY DEY INSIDE ACCOUNT.MAKE I TEEL YOU THE TRUTH.THAT MONEY NO GO REACH YOUR HAND.NA SO SO STORY STORY WEY YOU GO DE HEAR.ACCOUNT GET PROBLEM TODAY .BANK MANAGER DEY ON LEAVE.OWNER OF ACCOUNT TRAVEL.
E GO REACH SEETEE .MAKE YOU CALL THE MONEY BACK.NA SO MONEY WEY YOU DEY TALK SAY YOU GET FOR ACCOUNT GO BACK TO THE OWNER.
YOU GO RUN MAD.YOU GO TALK SAY GOD WETING I DO FOR THIS WORLD.
NA SO SO CURSES GO DEY FOLLOW YOU.
ANOTHER TIME MAKE YOU FIND WHO FIND YOU BECAUSE I DONT KNOW YOU OR DO ANYTHING BUSINESS WITH YOU.HOW YOU GOT MY EMAIL ADDRESS I DONT KNOW.
YOU STARTED DEY CURSE ME DEY ABUSE ME.
ALL YOUR LUCK DON COME TO ME.ITIBORIBO ILLITERATE LIKE YOU.

YES MY BOY DON COME BACK.MONEY DEY MY HAND.YOUR OWN STILL INSIDE ACCOUNT WEY NO GO REACH YOUR HAND.
NA SO SO YOU GO DEY CRY UNTILL YOU TELL ME HOW YOU KNOW ME.

I AM WAITING FOR YOU TOMORROW BECAUSE NA YOUR WORDS DEY RETURN MONEY FOR ME.
IF YOU STOP WRITING.NA I BE SAY,YOUR OWN DON FINISH FOR THIS LIFE.
AS YOU DE WALKER FOR ROAD,NA SO YOU GO FALL DOWN DEY VOMIT SALIVA.YOU KNOW NO WETING YOU DEY SUFFER?NA AKWUKWU,OYIBO PEOPLE DEY CALLAM EPILEPSY,I DEY FOR YOUR FAMILY,NA EPILEPSY THROW YOUR PAPA INSIDE WATER,NA THERE I DIE.
NA EPILEPSY THROW YOUR MAMA INSIDE FIRE,NA THERE SHE DIE.
ALL YOUR FAMILY EPI EPI EPILEPSYYYYYYY.

MAKE I TELL YOUR FRIENDS,BOYS MAKE YOU NO TAKE CUP I TAKE DRINK DRINKOOOOO,EVEN EAT TOGETHER WITHEMOOOOOO.I GET EPI EPI EPILEPSYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

TILL TOMORROW.
OTU NNE GI.
IDIOT.
ONYE OHI
AKWUKWU NWA

Haven't a clue what he's on about and he hasn't given any clue as to the state of my brain, despite betraying a good deal about his own.

I think I shall be hearing a good deal more from this lad Very Happy

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