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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

So I took a call today from one of my lads; we talked about the usual stuff, huge amounts of money, killing rival bankers etc. Well I am a college student, and I do most of my baiting on campus. I took this call in a somewhat busy area where people study and eat and stuff, so I didn't think anyone would listen in on my personal business affairs. Turns out some way paranoid classmate called the campus police and reported me for embezzlement and conspiracy to commit murder. I stuck around not knowing I was being monitored by overzealous wannabe SWAT officers (aka campus police {aka glorified mall security}). I was messing with the online file hosts trying to get them to upload the recording when suddenly a cop came up behind me and told me to shut down my laptop and come with him! Laughing
I was questioned by two officers (feeling like Pastor Frank the entire time) about just what I was talking on the phone about. I told them the gist of scam baiting, which one thought I was making up, while the other seemed quite amused. I finally was let off when I offered to let them listen to the recording. The cop blamed the economy for why the student was so nervous... WTF?
I'm hoping to make my university's lame police report in the lame student newspaper.

edit: The conversation is posted in the Audio forum. If you listen to it, you can't help but wonder who thinks I'm really plotting to kill a Ghanaian banker. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing

Funny story, mr.scissorkick. I suppose to someone listening in, a baiter's phone call could be quite disturbing. It's amusing that they think you would discuss such criminal plans out in the open though. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't care who you are that's funny right there.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

They'll be laughing on the other side of their faces when you take delivery of the two trunk boxes containing $16 million.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That is HILARIOUS! Laughing

That's cheered me up on a miserable Scottish mornining. I would tell your nosy bugger of a classmate where to go.

Going to listen to the call now...

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hahaha I was talking to SidVicious on the phone the other day about getting lad bank accounts, and I was on my mobile in the middle of town, standing still next to a phone booth. I suddenly realised people were looking at me - I hastily moved off.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I sometimes get lads 'phoning me on the MuguHotline whilst I'm at work. If I'm having a bad day, they end up getting a mouthfull of abuse. My mate thinks it's hilarious and he can often be seen bringing the 'phone to me if it's ringing. Forunately my 'office' is often the opencast mines of Ayrshire so a bit of 'fruity' language is not uncommon. I do get some funny looks and comments though.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Brings a whole new meaning to the mantra Bait Safe. Wink

Were they coing to arrest your character?

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I told the cop that the person we were planning to kill is also me... luckily conspiracy to commit split-personality suicide is not illegal.

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