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PostPosted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 6:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Is horribly difficult. I want to kill myself right now.

Has anyone ever tried these electronic cigarettes?
http://www.njoycigarettestore.com/

Seriously... I need something right now... Mad

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 6:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This must be the 3rd thread on Eater about this, at least in my lifespan on the site.

Come on, those of you who joined in last time. Admit it. You didn't quit Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 6:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One word... Zyban.

It works like magic, trust me.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hypnotherapy - 13 years smoke free. Used to smoke 20-30 per day.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

“It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times.” Mark Twain.

Don't buy and don't bum was my motto. After the first few days I got over the embarrassment of pulling butts out of office ashtrays. Good luck and make sure to remind yourself why it is that you want to stop.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've never smoked, so I can't even imagine what it's like to try to quit. But ...

blah wrote:
I want to kill myself right now.


Um - if you don't quit, you're killing yourself. Quitting is saving your life. Keep telling yourself that.

Seriously - why are you trying to quit? Who are you accountable to in the process? The answers to these questions will help determine how successful you will be.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am just shy of my 10th anniversary being smoke free. I went cold turkey. I remember eating a ton of 'tic tacs' (little breath mints) just to keep the cravings at bay. I also found an online smoking cessation support group that helped a lot too.

The physical addiction should pass after a week's time. After that you are just adjusting to breaking the habit. Avoid the places where you usually light up as much as possible. Change your usual routine so you don't think about it all the time! You will feel a lot different just after a couple days. I actually felt lightheaded. I think that was because it was easier to breathe and I was over-breathing (if there is such a word!) causing the lightheadedness.

Don't give up and don't believe your inner voice when it says 'I'll just smoke one to take the edge off'. You have to resolve to never touch them again. Just remember that it will get easier as each day goes by. As expensive as cigarettes are now, just think of all the money you're saving too!

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 10:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks for all the advice all.

Would it be considered "cheating" if I crunched up a cigarette and snorted it?

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 10:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Definitely. I wouldn't know it it'd do anything to you, but it's definitely cheating.
There seems to be something like lasertherapy too, sounds creepy to me. You know... It might help having your lad build something big and cilinderlike and then setting fire to it

ETA: Apart from that: I guess that just not giving in will eventually do the trick. I know people who had apples with them all day and started eating an apple when they'd normally light a cigarette...

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ask your Dr. to put you on Chantix. It is the best drug out there to quit as it blocks the nicotine receptors to the brain. All you need to break is the habit as the drug takes away any enjoyment you may previously have experienced. Be prepared for some really vivid dreams! Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

lotta wrote:
Be prepared for some really vivid dreams!


Ditto for Zyban. I don't want to elaborate too much, but they were mainly of a sexual nature*. Seriously, it was crazy!

* Your mileage may vary.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Same here on Chantix. I have been smoke free for two years now Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Confused Now I know why my wife opted to buy me the stupid E cigarette Sad

Yeah okay PF

Seriously, sweetheart this is going to help me quit smoking... okay, now just stay in that position...

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm definitely going to have to give that electronic cigarette a try.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ive tried the patches, ive tried the nicorette inhalator, and i think im not alone in having been smoking watching the tv adverts and saying "thats terrible"

And yes i still smoke but im trying to give up, i have never heard of chantix, ill keep trying the normal ways first, but then ill ask my gp about chantix, not sure if its avail uk but it cant hurt to ask about it.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Bombast wrote:
I'm definitely going to have to give that electronic cigarette a try.


It works okay so long as you don't mind looking like a dumb ass Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Good Luck Blah

I've tried
Patches
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Hypnotherapy
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Even a Nigerian Shamans brew

The thing that made me stop was watching my Mother dying of lung cancer and being able to do nothing about it.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

cold turkey for me after 40 years of smoking 20 - 30 per day, sheer bloody mindedness
I originally told myself I've not quit just cut back to none a day

then I've done it for half an hour I can do it for an hour, I've done it for an hour I can do it for 2 and so on

it's now been appx. 1 1/2 years and I still get the odd craving but its gone within seconds

good luck

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My cardiology consultant made it very easy for me ...

"Quit now or die slowly and painfully ... (graphic nastiness omitted). Don't qut and you wont get the treatment you've just had if you need it again"

That was close enough to 7 years ago and I've not touched one or wanted one since .... or (touch wood) needed any further surgical treatment!

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Simple, whenever you want a fag, reply to a lad!

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Ghost wrote:
I works okay so long as you don't mind liking like a dumb ass Laughing


Well, for that I don't need any help; I do just fine on my own. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Never smoked myself, but what exactly is it you would miss or be giving up?

All the money you burn, bad breath, stinky clothes, that hacking cough, the yellow stains on your fingers, the guilt every time you light up? So on and so forth.... Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Now 4 years free after acupuncture and an online support group. I highly recommend the support group as it helps to vent at people that understand. You know you are doing OK when you wake up in a cold sweat having dreamt you have had a smoke and are angry with yourself.

Stick with it and you will beat it.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've found that it helps if I'm "doing" something. Last night I started getting crazy so I cleaned the kitchen and organized all the books on my shelves etc.

Although, the car-ride to work this morning was particularly torturous... Sad

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Pastor Frank wrote:
One word... Zyban.

It works like magic, trust me.


I've also used this. It worked for me, altough I felt horrible for the first 3 days I did not smoke.

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