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Hellish Taskmaster Joined: 31 Dec 2008 Posts: 537

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My dear friend I will like you to contact my secretary: Mr. Dike Mike, for the collection of this international certified bank draft.

*facepalms*

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Dear Friend ,

How are you today? Hope all is well with you and your family? I hope this mail meets you in a perfect condition.

You may not understand why this mail came to you. But if you do not remember me, you might have received an email from me in the past regarding a multi-million-dollar business proposal which we never concluded.I am using this opportunity to inform you that the multi-million-dollar business has been concluded with another person who financed it to a logical conclusion.

I thank you for you're great effort to our unfinished transfer of fund into your account due to one reason or the other best known to you. But I want to inform you that I have successfully transferred the fund out of the bank to my new partner's account in China that was capable of assisting me in this great venture.

Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trustworthiness you showed during the course of the transaction I want to compensate you and show my gratitude to you with the sum of $2,000,000.00. I have left an international certified bank draft for you worth $2,000,000.00 cashable anywhere in the world. My dear friend I will like you to contact my secretary: Mr. Dike Mike, for the collection of this international certified bank draft.

I have authorized him to release the international certified bank draft to you as soon as you contact him regarding this issue. At the moment, I am very busy here in China for investement with my new partner. Please I will like you to accept this token with good faith as this is from the bottom of my heart. Also comply with Mr. Dike Mike so that he will send the draft to you without any delay, contact him on the below contact information:

Name: Mr. Dike Mike
Address: No 4 Ikeja drive dolphins Lagos-Nigeria
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Phone: +234 702 678 2647.
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Therefore, you should send him your full Name and telephone number/your address where you want him to send the certified bank draft to you.

Thanks and God bless you and your family, hope to hear from you soon.

Regards,

Mr.Chuks Ochika

Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:15 am

Yeah he's on my list, made me laugh too Smile

I'll turn him... Smile

419Eater is my life Joined: 25 Feb 2009 Posts: 299

That is fan-effing-tastic! Could he be copying a baiter name he saw before?

** Retired ** Joined: 14 May 2007 Posts: 750 Location: Air

@GSN - its always a good idea to edit out your email address and replace it with 'xxxxxx@whatever'

Trust me, it pays to do so.

Hellish Taskmaster Joined: 31 Dec 2008 Posts: 537

^ Thanks, I have done so.

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 3:41 pm

I have just been contacted by Yor Real (riiiggghhhttt....*pulls doubtful face*)

For those interested the mail and headers are posted in surplus: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1351308#1351308

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:06 am

That's good.

Brown Essence is still my favouite lad name of all time though. Laughing

He was one of Roycropper's lads.

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:16 am

Some of my favourite odd names...

Innocent Christ
Johnson Shirt
Great U. Greene

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:06 pm

John Thomas. Being from the US I didn't get why it was funny but those from the across the pond explained it to me! Embarassed

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:57 pm

I had a lad who couldn't choose a name:

James Michael Kelvin Ron Woods

and there were some others thrown in there too, I just can't remember them all...

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:53 pm

Lad names can't quite compare with the names on spam emails... such as:

Wellspeak Dementia
Warhorses J. Pressurizing
Tenability M. Centigrade
Vespasianus Jasper
Unalterable A. Floodlighted

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:50 pm

I had a Mustapha Shittu once. Something really smelled about that one.

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:19 pm

I just found The King in my catcher account:

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I am Mr Adekunle Elvis. a computer scientist working with central bank of Nigeria

Thankyouverymuch

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