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wowwow
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2009
Posts: 1795
Location: Here is the picture of the cash in the boxes before we send it down to the company to deposited it
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Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:34 pm |
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FW: Matter of urgency, your assistance is needed
LOL, this has got to be one of the most pitiful 419 scam emails I've ever seen. (read full mail below)
Boxes of stolen $$$'s, espionage etc etc. If I found boxes of stolen dollars the last thing I would do is e-mail the entire world about it
And the use of English is realy dire.
"On the 19th day of February 2009", only ever said in court by a grumpy policeman, followed by 'Mi'lord'
"am an army contractor" -- 'I'm an' or 'I am an'
"which is total with a figure mark" - What the hell are you talking about. Probably means there's a dollar sign on the top of these boxes.
" We have no idea what could happen next as everything remains inconclusive at this point" - sure, I know the feeling.
" I am fully aware of what your thoughts would be next" - oh so you can 'mind read' too.
" but on receiver of your response with the information's" - sorry, I have no 'information's' and my telephone receiver is fine, thank you very much.
" please assure me of your keeping this topmost secret" - Handily, I have an A4 manilla envelope, with "TOPMOST SECRET INFORMATION'S" stamped on it, just for occasions such as this.
"We believe the boxes are owned and linked to late Saddam Hussein" - and how did you come to that concusion?, do those boxes also have 'Propery of S. Hussain esq' stamped on them!! Wow, what a coincidence"
" since Iraq is getting unsafe and dangerous every day." - what do you mean 'getting'?
"delivery agent conveying the boxes will require the details for a safe delivery" - Why, what is he going to do, air-drop the boxes on my front lawn?
"I will send my picture as well as my Identity, for you to know whom you are dealing with" - That's ok, I have several pictures of 'Mickey Mouse' already!
Bunch of illiterate scumbags, Hehe
Can someone bait this bozo please?
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-----Original Message-----
From: James Barry [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 02 April 2009 07:53
Subject: Matter of urgency, your assistance is needed
Dear Friend,
I am James Barry, am an army contractor attached to the army force in Iraq.
On the 19th day of February 2009, I and my men discovered some metal boxes (3 in number) piled on top one another, each with a sign written on them. One filled with bullets and the other two to my amazement contained US Dollars, which is total with a figure mark $8.2 Million. We believe the boxes are owned and linked to late Saddam Hussein.
We hide the boxes containing the money in untraceable location, and I am now in desperate need of a reliable and Trustworthy person who would receive and secure these boxes containing the US Dollars. We cannot afford to leave the boxes here in Iraq for any reason since Iraq is getting unsafe and dangerous every day.
We have no idea what could happen next as everything remains inconclusive at this point. Please forward your full names, contact address, telephone and ID as the delivery agent conveying the boxes will require the details for a safe delivery.
I am fully aware of what your thoughts would be next, but on receiver of your response with the information's, I will send my picture as well as my Identity, for you to know whom you are dealing with.
I assure and promise to give you 20% of this fund, please assure me of your keeping this topmost secret within you so that my job would not be jeopardized.
My Sincere Regards,
James Barry |
Added some quote tags for clarity -- JMR |
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Star A Star
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jul 2008
Posts: 821
Location: Chad Central
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Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:40 pm |
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20% of $8.2 million isn't much, I'd brown nose Yassie for a share of $250 billion if I was you |
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i am tired and i am waisting my morning
i am tired of all these rusbish, i am waisiting my time andf mone
Ok i will try and take the form to my staff members, once i get the form filled, i am not ready to fill another form, make sure that this is all the forms, i am going to fill them and once i get them done, i will not fill another form
If you see how i was insulted in the western union office, you will pitty me - nope you're wrong there pal |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:47 pm |
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"Yassie"? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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wowwow
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2009
Posts: 1795
Location: Here is the picture of the cash in the boxes before we send it down to the company to deposited it
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Tue Apr 14, 2009 2:50 pm |
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Star A Star
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jul 2008
Posts: 821
Location: Chad Central
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Tue Apr 14, 2009 2:55 pm |
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Yastreb wrote: |
"Yassie"? |
pet name |
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i am tired and i am waisting my morning
i am tired of all these rusbish, i am waisiting my time andf mone
Ok i will try and take the form to my staff members, once i get the form filled, i am not ready to fill another form, make sure that this is all the forms, i am going to fill them and once i get them done, i will not fill another form
If you see how i was insulted in the western union office, you will pitty me - nope you're wrong there pal |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:30 pm |
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Well you aren't getting a piece of the action then... |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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luckey
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Joined: 25 Jan 2007
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Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:36 pm |
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Forget the cash. Go for the bullets. |
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blah
Who's Your Daddy?
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
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Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:59 pm |
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luckey wrote: |
Forget the cash. Go for the bullets. |
That's what I was thinking!
Screw the cash, you NEED a Bradley Fighting Vehicle and a truckload of AK's. |
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UbuntuKid
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
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Tue Apr 14, 2009 10:01 pm |
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I'll bait him. I'll try to go for the bullets, or at least get the 20% raised to 30 or 40%. |
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PeopleExpress
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 18 Mar 2009
Posts: 80
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Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:07 am |
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Tell him you're starting your own militia and need bullets to declare war on Florida. Either that or ask for the ENTIRE fund, not just 20%. I've never been turned down. |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
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Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:07 am |
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Didn't James Barry (Barrie) write Peter Pan? Could that be tied in? |
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TheLovelyJill
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 966
Location: Viewing astroturf at a cracking owl sanctuary
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Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:10 am |
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mr.scissorkick wrote: |
Didn't James Barry (Barrie) write Peter Pan? Could that be tied in? |
Yes he did, Darling... |
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I no longer want to involve you in this transaction since I am beginning to see your cunny part.
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:22 am |
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I still recall fondly the letter that told me (emphasis added):
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Two years ago,an American client,Mr. George Taylor, with a Deposit to the sum of USD23.2Million died in a ghasly accident while on ice skiing in the carribean. |
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Mr. Taylor died without any next of kin.... His wife had died of prostrate cancer about five years ago and they had no children. |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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wowwow
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2009
Posts: 1795
Location: Here is the picture of the cash in the boxes before we send it down to the company to deposited it
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Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:03 pm |
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Those are classic, is there a '419 Blooper' forum topic. |
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wowwow
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2009
Posts: 1795
Location: Here is the picture of the cash in the boxes before we send it down to the company to deposited it
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Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:41 pm |
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Hi James,
I am Peter,
I'm also a army contractor in Saudi. This sounds really cool. In fact I told my wife Wendy, "Darling, come check out this e-mail”. Reading it my brain took off and I thought it would 'never land'.
Anyways I checked it out with my boss in the army, Captain Hook, and he said people are always turning up stolen dollars in Iraq as they stole so much from the oil companies during the war.
I have not told anyone else about this except my little 'tinker' Belle, my secretary.
Please e-mail me back and tell me what to do.
P.S I am not using my main e-mail address to keep this topmost secret as you asked.
Yours sincerely,
Mr P. Pann
-----Original Message-----
From: James Barry [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 02 April 2009 07:53
Subject: Matter of urgency, your assistance is needed
Dear Friend,
I am James Barry, am an army contractor attached to the army force in Iraq.
On the 19th day of February 2009, I and my men discovered some metal boxes (3 in number) piled on top one another, each with a sign written on them. One filled with bullets and the other two to my amazement contained US Dollars, which is total with a figure mark $8.2 Million. We believe the boxes are owned and linked to late Saddam Hussein.
We hide the boxes containing the money in untraceable location, and I am now in desperate need of a reliable and Trustworthy person who would receive and secure these boxes containing the US Dollars. We cannot afford to leave the boxes here in Iraq for any reason since Iraq is getting unsafe and dangerous every day.
We have no idea what could happen next as everything remains inconclusive at this point. Please forward your full names, contact address, telephone and ID as the delivery agent conveying the boxes will require the details for a safe delivery.
I am fully aware of what your thoughts would be next, but on receiver of your response with the information's, I will send my picture as well as my Identity, for you to know whom you are dealing with.
I assure and promise to give you 20% of this fund, please assure me of your keeping this topmost secret within you so that my job would not be jeopardized.
My Sincere Regards,
James Barry |
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