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Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 5:39 am

Yes.. I thought about that. There's also the fact that he didn't fill the last page out that well... Of course both passwords he gave are already in use (what kind of passwords are they anyway) and that promise he signed, well.. he signed it with 'yes' where his name should've been. (also on the first for his first name seems to be barrister, strange isn't it?)

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 7:43 pm

Reverend Neil told the lad that the committee had decided that the last page of the form had to be redone...

Coffee/Bank both mailed Simon 5 minutes apart. Apparantly Coffee's family is sick (let it be swine flu please!), though I don't know what he's trying to reach with telling me that. It's not like the money for my forms is gonna be used for his 'sick family'???

Coffee wrote:

From: Coffee
To: Simon
Sent: Tuesday, May 19, 2009 8:43:35 PM
Subject: Dear Simon Waiting to hear your urgent response.

Dear in the lord.

My family are sick, so try to help me to be a member.

Please i will like you to call me immediately for more information.

Best Regards

Barr Coffee

+228-9891670

Bank wrote:

From: Bank
To: Simon
Sent: Tuesday, May 19, 2009 8:48:30 PM
Subject: ATTENTION SIMON.

ATTENTION.

WE HEREBY ADVISE YOU TO GET THE DOCUMENTS THAT WILL PROVE YOU AS THE RIGHT BENEFICIARY OF THE FUND.

FROM DIRECTOR OFFICE

DR SIR

Simon replies to the lad, but not to the bank:

Simon wrote:

From: Simon
To: Coffee
Sent: Tuesday, May 19, 2009 9:44:36 PM
Subject: Re: Dear Simon Waiting to hear your urgent response.

Dear barrister Koffi,

I told you in my last mail that I was awaiting apologies for you extremely rude tone in your last mail. I am afraid that this is a matter of respect and that I can't do business with someone who doesn't respect me.

Then there's something I want to tell you about this Bank... The guy at the bank really is extremely dumb, like really mentally retarded, it's impossible he's smarter that a goats back end. I've told him like a month ago (and multiple times since then) that you are working to get the forms and that he should contact you about the progress with the forms because I don't know anything about that. I've decided I'm simply gonna ignore his e-mails and let you handle that.

I'll let you know when I receive word from the Reverends that you are a standing member. I promise that the first you'll hear from me after becoming a standing member in thte TWAT will be the transfer details for that payment.

I'm still waiting for an apology, don't let me get to the point where I'll need to demand an official apology letter.

Yours,
Simon

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 9:46 pm

Do I detect desperation creeping into his last mail?
I do hope so maybe his greed will inspire him to create an extra special Pyramid Laughing

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 9:51 pm

He'd better..
But if we're gonna play on guiltfeelings, well... I'll bring up the dead widow who's wish it was that I was going to give her money to charities and the fact that he's halting all that by not cooperating. Not that he is capable of guilt, but still... I'd like to see him talk himself out of that. (I guess he's forgotten the widow-character already)

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 9:57 pm

^^^ No, that was the purpose of the They are the forever trying to get at the TWAT. As much as TWAT loves the PRiCK, it's the PRiCK that doesn't like the St.Dilldoe.

Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 8:55 pm

So.. that's the best he can manage... Sad bastard

Coffee wrote:

From: Coffee
To: Simon
Sent: Wednesday, May 20, 2009 9:07:43 PM
Subject: Re: Dear Simon Waiting to hear your urgent response.

Ok.

Am very sorry.

Am waiting to hear from your church that i am a member.

Best Regards

Barr Coffee

Please give me your telephone number.

Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 9:18 pm

Well done you guys! I enjoy the updates in this thread! Very Happy

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 4:44 pm

Thanks Blah...that means alot it really does Laughing

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