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drbo
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Joined: 23 Feb 2009
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Location: Canuckville
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Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:57 am |
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One of my first baits involved a person calling themselves .
It was a very funny start of a bait but I quickly realized it was not a mugu.
I am pretty sure it must be someone from this site or another baiter site.
Does anyone know of or is this person?
Edited to add: oh my goodness! my status has changed! I am now a wannabe! |
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Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:00 am |
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Baiters don't bait each other. At least not the ones I call "baiters". What made you think it was not a lad? |
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Inkerman
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Jun 2005
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Location: North of the Border
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Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:06 am |
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drbo
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Feb 2009
Posts: 127
Location: Canuckville
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Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:15 am |
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Here is some of the exchange.
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My dear friend,
I would like to invite you to the celebration I will be giving at my estate in Brighton in Wales. I will celebrate the 20th anniversary of my company in fake human hair. Let me introduce myself slightly first, my name is lord Albatron heritor of Earl Grindwell of Sussex. I grew up as the child of some factory people but whichever atrocious destiny that lay ahead of me I managed to evade by marrying a wealthy noble girl who unfortunately passed away shortly after our marriage. In the years after her death I became a highly appreciated member of some more exalted circles and got acquainted with a lot of people.
More out of boredom than anything else I started my own business, which unsurprisingly became a huge success. I remember my biological father already going bold in his early thirties, so one day when my company reached a new sales record of 1 million items a week I send him a toupee to celebrate, I never heard of him, the lousy scoundrel.
Anyhow, enough on me, the reason I am inviting you to my celebration is that I need someone to keep my mother-in-laws pet, or rather her, quiet, which is why at first we need to make sure her monkey is happy. She ordered a baby monkey through one of her acquaintances in Brunei. The old shrew is going bonkers it seems. Now my dear friend prof. Erian Smith ensured me that you are a specialist in handling primates, and might be willing to help me.
Of course you will be compensated generously for your assistance, please let me know if you are interested and what your plan would be regarding the primate.
Kind regards, |
To which I replied.
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Dear Lord Albaxxxx
I am afraid that I do not know Dr. Erian Smith and I am also not sure why he would have told you that I have any special skill with primates. I am VERY interested in primates of course, and I love bananas. That could have been what he was referring to.
I have plans for a vacation soon. Can you tell me what is the date for your celebration? If the time is convenient for me I might be willing to travel to your estate. What duties would I have in respect of the primate and the shrew? What sort of companionship does she require? I am concerned about that because I am a Christian man, a widower, and not wanting to get involved with a woman who might take advantage of me.
If you could get back to me with the details, at your earliest convenience, I would appreciate that.
Yours very sincerely, |
He did not reply so I sent this.
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Dear lord albaxxxx
I am getting worried that you do not respond back to me? Have I angered you? Is the job still open to me or has some other very fortunate person been hired???
I already booked vacation time! I have been reading about primates and bananas for 3 day!!!!
you have ruined me!!!!!! |
To which he replied.
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Dear Dr. Bo Cepxxx
Of course you haven't angered me, although you have to understand that I am a very busy man and do not always find the time to respond to all my emails. The celebration will take place somewhere in June or July, I haven't decided on a specific specialist yet. For now I am trying to learn more about ways to control the monkey. As I understand you are no specialist in the field after all, I will have to talk to Dr. Erian to find out how this could have happened. Nevertheless you might still be of some use to me if you have some interesting ideas on the subject. Further on I think you misunderstood how to treat my mother-in-law, you will only be handling the monkey, I have no intention of losing my inheritance to some random stranger. Hopefully you can come up with some good ideas otherwise there will be no need for you to attend my celebration. Seeing you are no specialist the only room I can offer you during your stay on my estate would be the rodent house at the edge of my property.
Kind regards,
Lord Albaxxxx |
So I said.
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The rodent house? How large would this structure be? I think that in June in Wales it would be very rainy, is there a good roof? Are there actual rodents sharing the house? And most importantly, will there be bananas?
Yours very sincerely,
Dr. Bo Cepxxx
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And that was the last I heard of the Lord...
The grammar was too good to be from a mugu and the person was a bit too witty. |
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UbuntuKid
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Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:19 am |
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Headers? Could be a badger. |
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drbo
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Feb 2009
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Location: Canuckville
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Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:21 am |
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Gmail... |
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Master of Puppets
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Joined: 12 Mar 2009
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Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:11 am |
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Could be an accident to...
ETA: It's good that you post this, that's how I found out I was accidentally baiting one of our members last time, the guy posted here about how I asked him for a 'security photo'... |
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drbo
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Feb 2009
Posts: 127
Location: Canuckville
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Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:18 am |
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Yes, I've crossed paths with b8ter twice now.
Wouldn't that be cool? If there were soo many of us that we ended up emailing eachother more than actual mugus?
Someday...
(that was kinda like the Martin Luther King speech) |
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manbiteslion
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Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:21 pm |
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That would be the opposite of cool - I only give my time up for this so I can f*ck with greedy criminals. I know what you mean, but there's just too much of a culture of 'give me' in the scammer world that I could never see this being the case
Badgers are double wastes - their time should be spent baiting lads and they equally prevent baiters from doing so. Badgers are below scammers in my book. |
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