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hugopulz
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 7:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've always been surprised at how easily the lads change their religion. I was wondering how they felt about politics. This is a quest to turn the lads to the joys of socalism.

I forget the first mail, the usual rubbish. My reply was nothing special, then he/she wanted to call me on the phone. This was my excuse:
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Thank you for your reply.

As I am sure you are aware, the telephone is the invention of the
capitalist bourgeois socitey, which along with other inventions, sapping
the original sources of all wealth - the soil and the labourer. Capital
is money, capital is commodities. By virtue of it being value, it has
acquired the occult ability to add value to itself. It brings forth
living offspring, or, at the least, lays golden eggs. Therefore, by
order of subsection 35 article 57 of the Democratic Socialist Party of
Bexhill-on-Sea charter, the useage of telephones, except for pre-defined
emergency access is prohibited.

Capitalist production, therefore, develops technology, and the combining
together of various processes into a social whole, only by sapping the
original sources of all wealth - the soil and the labourer. A commodity
appears at first sight an extremely obvious, trivial thing. But its
analysis brings out that it is a very strange thing, abounding in
metaphysical subtleties and theological niceties.

Yesterday myself and the brothers of the Democratic Socialist Party of
Bexhill-on-Sea had a meeting to discuss the matter. It was agreed that
we would be able you help you in your time of need. However, there are a
number of conditions that must be met before we can go further with this
transaction. These conditions are part of the DSPoB founding charter and
the charter must be adhered to.

1. In persuant of article 5 sub section 31.2, aid given by the
Democratic Socialist Party of Bexhill-on-Sea (DSPoB) can only be given
to members of other socalist parties.
2. In persuant of article 4 sub section 1.15, any funds donated to the
DSPoB must not have been generated by the opressive capitalist system.

In summary, for us to aid you in this matter, you must be a member of a
socalist party, and proof must be given of this fact. I attach my
membership card as proof of my membersip of the Democratic Socialist
Party of Bexhill-on-Sea.

Hugo Pulz
Democratic Socialist Party
Bexhill-on-Sea
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hugopulz
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 7:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

His/her reply was very nice

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Dear Hugo,

My late father belongs to the ruling socialist political party in our country, so does every member of our family. If you are conversant with our political evolution you must have heard of my father and his unquantfiable philantrophy to our society, but this forum will not be enough to discuss that.

However, the manner you mentioned “capitalist bourgeois” society does not transcend to our present day society. The usage of the telephone deviated from bourgeois exclusive reserve, from the mercantilists era, to date when the good is commoditised to the last digit, and no longer an exploitation of labour and capital, but consumer contribution to growth and development. Marxists are not existentialists, but environmental realists, a slight departure from political realism.

Today capitalism and socialism exists side by side that it is not easy to differentiate between the two ideologies. Karl Max, I assume will not frawn at, after 70 years of Communism in former USSR., M. Gorbachev’s perestroika and glasnosts led to the disintegration of the country making room for autonomy, independence, growth and technological development in the sub-regions.

Life today is worth more than ideology. Co-existence is the watch word. If we take example from the political indices in USA, following from G. Bush misadventure in Iraq, all political parties now are calling for change, which ever way the polls will go, depends absolutely on the popularity of the candidates aside their political leaning, if we set power of incumbency aside.

What I want from you is unmitigated support, to assist me relocate from here because of the turbulent and volatile political war, to a country where I will find peace and happiness and stable economy to invest my inheritance.

If you are thus disposed and you make it a party affair, suffice it to say, and I still believe that email is not enough for us to get to know each other and understand the process realise these.

Therefore, kindly oblige me with your telephone number, and other essential co-ordinates for easy communication and more detailed discussion.

Yours,
Linda.
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hugopulz
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 7:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Dear Linda

It is with pleasure that you tell me that you have the correct political
attitue for socal acceptance. However your attitude to the convergance
of capitalism with the true socalist doctrine is alarming. The brothers
and my self feel that you and your family have been poisonedby the evil
tempations of the capitalist regime that surrounds us all each day. The
consumerism that you speek of is yet another tool in the vast army of
the capitalist fat pigs that wish to further their sphere of greed and
opulance buy infultrating the need among the masses for such trivial
items. We, at the Democratic Socialist Party Bexhill-on-Sea are of
stronger will and will not be tempted buy the fruits of temptation
offered to us by the bourgeois society.

You mentioned that the great man Karl Marx would not frown at what has
been achieved in the last decade by the Russians. Well, you may be
interested to know that when Karl Mark was living in England, he visited
this area. It was as a result of his visit that the Democratic Socialist
Party Bexhill-on-Sea was formed. So don't tell me what the great man
would or would not do today if he were alive! I have you know that he
would be over joyed that the workers were being freed from the opressed
state. The Russian form of Comminism was equally as opressive as any
capitalist state, but it is not your place to put words into our
founding father's mouth.

Your relocation to this fine, free, but terminally capitalist country
can be assured with the assistance of the Democratic Socialist Party
Bexhill-on-Sea, but you should know that we will only provide assistance
to those who follow the true path to socalism. We will not provide
assistance to those who seek to infultrate our numbers and corrupt us to
the evils of the capitalist socitey that surrounds us. You must prove to
us that you are a true follower of Socalism. Are you willing to do this,
sister?

Before you answer, you should be aware that the tests may seem strange
and difficult, but they are not impossible. Earlier this year we helped
a young man free himself from the opressive capitalist regime in Togo,
and after passing all the tests, we were able to provide the necessary
assistance. All it took was the small amount of £45,000.00 which was
needed to free him of the shackles of capitalism. This man is named
Usman Bello, and is now free to follow the path to true socalism. Will
you follow this path as well?

Hugo
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 7:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Dear Hugo,

Socialism is one thing, fanaticism is another ball game altogether.

Whether you helped someone from Togo or else where does not interest me.

I follow no path or self mundane doctrine. And I do no text for no one or group.

We are no longer in the dark ages. From your mail, its clear you have a different orientation and practise from the intellectual precursor of Socialism.

I wonder why you do not track the distance instead of using a motor car. These are capitalists inventions, beginning from production to various usages. Or perhaps why do you live in rented apartments, instead of in a hole? Because these are capitalist provision, for housing to a larger number of people at a price, an ultimate return to the financier. Communism and Communalism are not practiced anywhere in the world today, to the letter. These are existentialist/utopian theory.

What you profess as a way of life, Marx did not expound clearly till he died a poor man. Marx/Lenin came together as a touch light to the philosophy that brought metaphysics. Like I said, existentialist theory are mere imagination in men’s head, a corruption of the real.

Where does complete Socialist/Communist state exist today? Give one example. (China, India, Moscow, Cambodia)?

As a matter of fact, all further communication with you should be by phone, or you will hear no more from me.

Linda.


On going....
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 3:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

well educated mugu, this one Smile

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