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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 3:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Don't deprive him of his indolence please. He's 130 kilos for Pete's sake.


Gravity would not be his friend...

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 7:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yastreb wrote:
Depravity would not be his friend...




I'm sure now it was the man behind the curtain.

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I'm sure now it was the man behind the Iron Curtain.


Aagh, that dirty Commie!

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 11:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yastreb wrote:

Aagh, I hate dirty Commentaries!


Now I have to wash my brain again.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Now I have to wish for brain strain.


Anyone got some aspirins?

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yastreb wrote:
Isn't a penny for some a$$burns is a cheap price to pay?



I'd say cheap at twice the price.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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I'd stay cheery for Vincent Price.


Stands to reason - the man had class!

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yastreb wrote:
I see no reason at all to call the man a lass!



The politics of personal destruction has gone too far now.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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The practice of perennial distraction has gone on far long now.


So stop waving flowers in peoples' faces!

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yastreb wrote:

So stop invading peoples' spaces!


I have found that it is too easy to step on other people's toes.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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I have found that I'm too lazy to step on any purple oboes.


The password! So, where can we find the Silent Bugler?

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"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yastreb wrote:
The passweird! So, where can we find the Silent Bungler?



That is something that can only be revealed with the highest clearance.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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That is something that can only be concealed in a huge clarinet.


Where can I find one of those?

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"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yastreb wrote:

Where can I fit that in my nose?


A musician is one of the most creative in all of the arts.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 1:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Musicians can be most acrimonios in the presence of tarts.


Why can't they just stop bickering and have a good time?

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 1:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yastreb wrote:

Why can't they just stop picketing and live on a dime?



That is the essemce of "starving artist", living for the art of it.

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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In the absence of "stinking anarchists", we left just for the hell of it.


Sartre was wrong - Hell is finding the doors locked at a Time Share presentation.

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 180
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
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Mr. Kruse
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 4:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yastreb wrote:
Sartre's bong 'n bell are finding whores locked at a Time Share presentation.




My official position is that we must tax and spend our way out of this depression.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 4:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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My officious postillion says we must make tracks and speed away from this manic-depressive.


I hope my postillion does get struck by lightning...

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"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 5:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yastreb wrote:
When I grope for the soap my position does get enlightening...



Can't we all just get along?

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Can't we all just giddy-up ding-dong?


I've seen it done, and it's not for me, thank you very much!

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"I aim to misbehave."

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 8:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yastreb wrote:
I've seen none, and it's not for me to do so, but thank you very much!


Do not worry about your worthiness! You will surely be allowed to have a look at it.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 8:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Do not worry about his worship! You will certainly be allowed to have a stab at him.


Step right up folks and stick a knife into the judge for just two dollars!

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 180
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 5:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yastreb wrote:
Step right up folks and stick fudge into the judge for just two dollars!




I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 8:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
OHAI , I CAN BE GUD & U GETS ME CHEEZBURGER?


That darned cat!

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 180
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
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