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Mr. Kruse
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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 6:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yastreb wrote:
The n00b was slinging some Tennessee Crud as he drove away.



Lion and tigers and bears. Oh my!

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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 6:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mr. Kruse wrote:
Lyon and Tigris and Beersheba. Can't fly!



What is this a geography lesson?

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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 7:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ParaNoid wrote:


What is this a pornography lesson?



IF it floats your boat and you do it in private then whatever turns you on.

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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 9:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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IF it flays your body and you do it as Corporal punishment then whatever burns your scones.


I am so not going to visit your kitchen.

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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 10:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yastreb wrote:
I am so going to violate your kitten.



You Demented Opportunist, how could you even think of such a thing? Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 10:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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You Dismembered Apple-user, could you at least thank me for the song?


"I go to pieces" was not appreciated!

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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 1:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yastreb wrote:
My goat's penis was hot...I appreciate it!

Really folks, this is getting seriously out of hand.

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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 8:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

bohigal wrote:

Seriously folks, this is getting really out of sand.


In that case it's time to visit the beach.

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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 10:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

HitchHiker wrote:
In that case it's time to use some bleach.




The answer my friend, is blowin' in the wind...

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 10:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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The answer my friend, is blowing your mind...


You play your games, I'll play mine!

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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 11:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yastreb wrote:
You play insane while I'll dine!




One more spaghetti western and I am going to go bonkers!

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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 11:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
One more pathetic wastrel and I am going to be a banker!


And if that happens, you are a dead man!

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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 4:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yastreb wrote:
It often happens, that I deadpan!


Well that is old news to most of us.

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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 6:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Well that is a bold view to the rest of us.


Being controversial is no stranger to me!

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Mr. Kruse
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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 7:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yastreb wrote:
Are you being musical while you strangle me?




There's nothing like a good dinner after an opera.

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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 7:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
There's one great din during Oprah.


The other daytime shows are even worse!

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"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
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Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
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Mr. Kruse
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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 12:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yastreb wrote:
The other daytime woes are even a curse!




Silly Sally sells seashells by the seashore.


*Did we have that one already?

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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 12:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Sailor Sally shot five-inch shells in the sea battle.


And every one a coconut!

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"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
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Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 9:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yastreb wrote:
And every one can count!




Trish switched Rich's Irish wristwatch.

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 10:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Trees crushed rash Irish rustguards.


While in breaking news - the sixth sick Sheik's sixth sheep is sick.

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Asena - Pretty Rose
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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 5:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yastreb wrote:

While in breaking news - the sickth six Shriek's sheexth sip is slick.


Yes, tongue breakers are indeed very hard to pronounce, keep practicing and you'll get there eventually Wink

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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 8:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Master of Puppets wrote:
Yes, dung eaters are indeed very hard to denounce, keep eating and you'll get sick eventually Wink




What some people do to get attention is not astonishing anymore.

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 8:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
What some people do to get affection is not astonishing anymore.


So is it still true that "Money can't buy me love"?

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 185
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 7:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yastreb wrote:
So is it still true that "Money can't fall from above""



Yes, that is an old myth that keeps people with their noses to the sky.

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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 9:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Yes, that is an old moth that keeps people's noses turning slimy.


So now you know it isn't the bird flu or the swine flu, but the moth flu.

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"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
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Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
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