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agentbaiter
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just got this now, this isnt a regular lad mail. I smell something fishy!

Quote:
My dear friend,

I would like to invite you to the celebration I will be giving at my estate in Brighton in Wales. I will celebrate the 20th anniversary of my company in fake human hair. Let me introduce myself slightly first, my name is lord Albatron heritor of Earl Grindwell of Sussex. I grew up as the child of some factory people but whichever atrocious destiny that lay ahead of me I managed to evade by marrying a wealthy noble girl who unfortunately passed away shortly after our marriage. In the years after her death I became a highly appreciated member of some more exalted circles and got acquainted with a lot of people.
More out of boredom than anything else I started my own business, which unsurprisingly became a huge success. I remember my biological father already going bold in his early thirties, so one day when my company reached a new sales record of 1 million items a week I send him a toupee to celebrate, I never heard of him, the lousy scoundrel.
Anyhow, enough on me, the reason I am inviting you to my celebration is that I need someone to keep my mother-in-laws pet, or rather her, quiet, which is why at first we need to make sure her monkey is happy. She ordered a baby monkey through one of her acquaintances in Brunei. The old shrew is going bonkers it seems. Now my dear friend prof. Erian Smith ensured me that you are a specialist in handling primates, and might be willing to help me.
Of course you will be compensated generously for your assistance, please let me know if you are interested and what your plan would be regarding the primate.

Kind regards,
L0rd Alb4tr0n
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manbiteslion
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You've got a baiter there Smile

Reply with IV I IX somewhere in your response, they may twig you're a fellow baiter Smile
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MarcoLPantani
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It might be a template, given to scammers, by a baiter, posing as a scammer, but i dont know. Ohhh some replied at same time, they are probably right haha.
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agentbaiter
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Joined: 22 Feb 2009
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lol i thought it might have been a baiter.
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M_Jones
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Looks like someone has changed their script for them. Has anyone actually got a Star Wars script or something else changed by a baiter (other than this one)?
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zephyr2009
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 12:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

i got the exact same mail just now, i think it melted my brain a little bit Laughing
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TickleYerAssWiFeather
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing It wasn't me, honest!

I admit that is exactly the sort of thing I would write, but it's definitely not me, I wouldn't waste baiters time directly like that.

Funny as hell message though, very good! Very Happy
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agentbaiter
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It was very funny and quite well written, thats what led me to be suspicious.
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TickleYerAssWiFeather
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It's certainly too well written, the only mistake in there, he spelt 'bald' - 'bold', which kind of makes one think that it's someone havin' a right old laff.

I'm sure that was intentional.

Silly old sod, whoever it is. Laughing
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doc holliday
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A couple months back there was a scam e mail that got around from an astronaut on mars,who had been abducted by aliens.It was a very creative rewrite of a standard lad script.I wish I could remember who did it,but someone from here had gained a lads trust and helped him with his script.This sounds like it might be the same thing.I'm trying it with the lad in the hitman thread myself right now-I only hope I can be a fraction as sucessful.

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Newdonym
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 2:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I remember a few really great de-education scripts. My favourite -although I can't remember the exact details or find it again - was a hitch hikers guide script.

I wonder if this is a piece of Slightly's work. I only ask because of this line "Let me introduce myself slightly first".

If you must leet names, you should either leet them all, or leave them be. I recommend leaving them be. I don't think I've even seen a bait fail because somebody didn't leet the lads name. Not doing their own details has ruined maybe 3 that I've heard of in the last year.
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Nurse Nasty
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Send me the IP from the email (unless it's gmail) and I'll check it against the database here. We'll soon have our culprit. Laughing

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agentbaiter
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hey Nurse.

No I.P whoever it is uses googlemail.
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Ninastian
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 11:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Brighton isn't in Wales. Putting this in the first sentence looks ike a deliberate giveaway.

BTW I'm not sure how Brighton would cope with Wales's "one gay per village" restriction, but that's beside the point.

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agentbaiter
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hey so i replied with this

Quote:
Dear Lord Albatron

I am a dab hand at handling primates i have owned many a monkey in my time exactly IV I IX. I like to saddle monkeys up and let young children ride them they really hate it thats how i got fired from my last job as monkey looker afterer. How sad it is that your father was bald maybe i could knit a wig out of monkey hair that will remind you of how it used to be. Would you like that?

Yours Sincerely
Captain Jean L Picard


Expecting to hear nothing back. A couple of days later I get another in my inbox.


Quote:
Saddling monkeys up, what a marvelous idea! A number of children will be attending the celebration as well, they would be delighted! I'm not very concerned about the monkey, as long as everyone is having a good time and the monkey looks like he's having a good time too. Do you think you can keep the primate looking happy through all this? My mother-in-law will be fine as long as she thinks her monkey is content. And knitting wigs out of monkey hair, dear Jean, I must say you are very creative, I'll have one of my employees look into that, it might just be a very profitable area to explore. But better not send one to my biological father, I haven't been in touch with him since the incident and have no intention to do so either. Anyhow the celebration will take place somewhere in June or July, would that be good for you? Hopefully the weather will be pleasant, which would be excellent for the monkey rides. Also the varmint will be a bit bigger by then and a bit more suitable for carrying children.

Kind Regards,
Lord Albatron


Someone is definitely yanking my chain!
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Ninastian
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Kinda weird this - I'm not sure who's wasting whose time... Confused

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agentbaiter
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Its bizzare. Could this be the first ever case of mutual time wasting?
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carrottshampoo83
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

lmao This is hilarious
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tell them they need to work through your barrister: Lando Calrissian. Or immediately ask for a sweet trophy, like a picture of them hugging a monkey and holding a sign that says:

W3 R 3N6A63D

... or tell them you love their avatar.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Doesn't this fall solidly under the category of badgering?

Why waste your time with someone who isn't trying scam anyone? I agree it's funny, but this is clearly not a lad you are communicating with.

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agentbaiter
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm under no illusions that this is a lad. It clearly isn't. I haven't replied again and wont.

It was suggested that the script was changed by a baiter that had then passed it on to a scammer. My reply was to test if their was a script, clearly their isn't. Was a just for fun post didn't mean to give the impression I was baiting this person seriously.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Okay, sorry...I get it. Smile

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Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
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agentbaiter
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just read my last reply. It made me sound like a dick.

Rolling Eyes Sorry.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No worries. Dicks are okay.

(Did I say that out loud?) Laughing

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Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
pony pony Safari = Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have managed to get four replies out of lord albatros,
I also thought he was pulling a prank, except he shat on me for being rude when i asked if his mother law had a monkey on her back....
I appologised and the bait continued.
I asked a whole lot of questions to which he answered, still not giving much away.
He / she remains unamed as yet.....
Have asked on other forums if anybody uses that name. no answers !
I figure its a baiter with nothing to do but make funny.
The author is well versed in english, as he isnt following a script. Shocked
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