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thedevguy67
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Joined: 10 Jan 2007
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 2:29 pm |
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Background --- a few weeks ago, I tried to get [email protected] during a bait with some fake WU details. He did not fall for it and accused my baiting character of being a “joker” (all in excellent English btw). So I started to send messages to this mugu from one of my fake lad accounts claiming that I’m “the Showm@n” and I’ve been stealing his jobs. This lad has gone ballistic. We have exchanged insults for two weeks, and much of it appears in the Mass Insult Thread.
However, this has gone beyond that level now. His latest missive is a diatribe about masturbation.
This is NSFW and likely not fit for human consumption
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BIG BOYS DEY THROW JOB,YOU DEY CHAT DE CHASE WOMAN ASHAWO.
NA INSIDE WOMAN TOTO YOU GO DIE YOUR FIRST DEATH,YOUR SECOND DEATH NA CATERPILA GO CRUSH YOUR HEAD.
ONYE NWURU ANWU NAGA IJE,DEATH BODY WEY DE WAKA.
IF I SEE YOU FACE TO FACE NA TO CRUSH YOUR HEAD WITH MY HAND.NA SO I GO DO.I PASS YOU FO ANYTHING WE DEY INSIDE THIS WORLD.
OLD MAN YOU DE SUCK YOUR PENIS;WOMAN NO DE GREE YOU,YOU TURN TO MASTUBATION,EVERY NIGHT NA SO SO SUCKING SUCKING YOU DE SUCK YOUR PENIS,NA SO SO YOU GO DE USE YOUR HAND MAKE TOTO DE FUCK YOUR HAND.
IDIOT MAKE I TELL YOU.YOUR HAND NO BI TOTO..
NA SO YOU DE DO INSIDE BATHROOM,YOU GO RELEASE TWO TIMES BEFORE YOU COMOT,EVERYBODY KNOW SAY NA MASTUBATION YOU DE DO.OGBANJE.
BYE
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I think this lad provided me with some of his "biographical data" |
_________________ GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:18 pm |
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LeeDuastray
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Joined: 23 Feb 2009
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:00 pm |
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I couldn't help thinking, as I was reading that it kind of has the flow of a really bad rap song. Do Nigerians rap? |
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Inkerman
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Jun 2005
Posts: 384
Location: North of the Border
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:27 pm |
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Throw a goat or two at him, call him a boy and suggest he prefers the company of sailors.
@LeeDuastray
They most certainly do. They all think they are American Gangstas and hold 50Cent's 'Get Rich Or Die Tryin' in the highest regard. |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:15 pm |
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Get your lad to tell him to stop dissing his hobby like that. |
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"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
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thedevguy67
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Joined: 10 Jan 2007
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:18 pm |
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@lee --- yes, many of the lads seem to try to emulate American rappers. The lads sometimes refer to each other as "g" or "gee".
There is a popular rap video from Olu Maintain called "Yahoozee" which praises "yahoo yahoo"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Jh8tCns-Bg&feature=PlayList&p=901AA2497AD52557&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=33 |
_________________ GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
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LeeDuastray
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Joined: 23 Feb 2009
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:43 pm |
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Right on. He should really get in contact with a recording label to lay down a couple tracks. Big money in it, you know. I wonder if he's ever been in contact with one, because I might know one |
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D11
Elite Baiter
Joined: 02 Jul 2006
Posts: 1702
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:47 pm |
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Not villa N douche record label? |
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PeopleExpress
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 18 Mar 2009
Posts: 80
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Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:58 am |
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Scold me for stereotyping a bit.. but I figured baller cars would be right up these guys alley. On a few baits if I sense I'm starting to be doubted, I send over a few pics of a new car (always something badass, Nissan 370Z most recently) claiming I bought it last night knowing that our transaction was so close to completion. They never turn down an offer for a ride in it either. |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Sat Apr 11, 2009 3:28 am |
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Mercedes seems to be the hit over there, but so are Hummers. I had one lad who was soooo proud of his Mazda Millenia. |
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2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
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thedevguy67
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Joined: 10 Jan 2007
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Sat Apr 11, 2009 3:33 am |
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@Lee -- sure have a crack at him. I'm still getting more stuff out of him. He is pure gold mugu |
_________________ GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
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Nailgunner
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Sat Apr 11, 2009 6:54 pm |
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Heavens, what a tirade. Wouldn't do to fit that into my away-message reply, would it? |
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LeeDuastray
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Joined: 23 Feb 2009
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Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:51 pm |
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^^ He was accidentally contacted by the president of a start up "underground" label. I'll let you know if it materializes. |
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