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 My hitman is a PIRATE!!!

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Cachuma
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This was too good...I just had to give it it's very own thread.

Some of us have been baiting this particularly pathetic hitman lad...we call him the Nitwit Hitman (see this thread Here)

He has about the worst grasp of the English language I've ever seen in a Lagos lad. Now, with his latest response, it turns out that not only is he a hitman...he's a PIRATE!

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YARRRRRRRRRRRR YOUR TIME IS UP SO YOU WILL BE KIDNAP ANY TIME FROM NOW SO IF YOU LIKE YOU SEND THE MONEY IF YOU LIKE DON'T SEND I AM NOT BEGGING YOU TO SEND ME MONEY YOU ARE PURPOSE TO BE BEGGING ME WITH MONEY BUT I HAVE SEEING THAT YOU ARE CALLING ME A FULL NOW SO I WILL NEVER TAKE THAT SHEATH FROM YOU AGAIN YOU MUST DIE BEFORE TWO DAYS TIME FRO NOW.
BYYYYYYYYYYYY


Shocked Shocked Shocked

I can't help but think Shiver would be proud... Laughing

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pilgrim
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Answer him back using http://translate.50webs.com/pirate/pirate.html. Very Happy

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Cachuma
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^FABULOUS idea! Laughing

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Avast!... oh please Mister Hitman, I be just a poor lady with no gold doubloons. Why would ye wants to kill me? Please don't hurt me! Tell me how much gold doubloons ye want, ye scurvy dog! I'll rush down to Western Union and send ye everything I own. Harrrrr!... please tell me who hired ye!

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Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 2:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@pilgrim, that is GREAT! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

LMAO. I've been on this site long enough to read through some absolutely ricockulous baits, and it never fails to amuse me how crazy an email we can send and they'll still take us seriously. Smile I love this.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This is up there with the mail from Mars

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UbuntuKid
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I got the same thing from good ol' Clifford.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hehe Cliford sent that to both my characters too.

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microburst
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I received the same thing. Did he type it out each time or was he smart enough to copy and paste?

Anyway, I wonder what the pirate hitman is going to say in his next response, I just broke the news to him that my payment went to his boss, Rusty Tromb0ne. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=44767&highlight=talk+pirate

Arrrrrrr......we be waitin' for September...............Arrrrrrrrr.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

lol, you've rejuvenated my broken lad bait. from now to the end, all of my replies will be pirate translated Laughing

thank you

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The lolcat bait was pretty funny as well. Laughing

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Cachuma
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Yeah...I enjoyed the lolcat baits, I had one that went on for quite a while until he finally got frustrated and stopped responding. I think he thought I was a mental patient.

I do like the idea of a bait done completely in pirate-speak. Hmmm...I wonder if Shiver ever did one like that? It's too perfect!

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Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
pony pony Safari = Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
Closed lad accounts x15 Malaysia X1 United Kingdom X1

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ I've done a few like that, baiting as Billy Bowlegs, a "Marine Asset Redistribution Engineer" who lives in Morant Bay, Jamaica and is trying to accumulate cash in preparation for the Old Sailor's Home. The lads treat it just like any other bait. Kinda fun, but it would be better if the lad did pirate-speak also.

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I know somebody in the wester union agent here, therefore i will not have any problem.
All the walfare of United States Citizen is my cosine.
United Kingdom x 140 Spain x 45 Togo x 2 Bahamas, The x 9 Ivory Coast x13 Flag Monaco x 3 Nigeria x 19 United States x 6 Netherlands x 41 Switzerland x 8 New Zealand x 2 Canada x 6 Senegal Ghana x 12 Hong Kong South Africa x 4 Cayman Islands x 4 Isle Of Man x 3 Russia United Nations x 21 Belgium x 2 Grenada United Arab Emirates x 7 Malaysia x 6 Benin x 2 Filipino flag Thailand Mugu Reseller Safari x 4 Mortar x 22 Closed lad accounts x 162+ Sand Timer
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