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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 6:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Looks like I got too... greedy? with this one. My $50 dollar loan with 38% interest didn't get approved.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You need to think BIG!

Reapply for a larger loan at low interest over 50 years.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My loan has been approved. (pending fee payment) Very Happy

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find below is the Loan terms repayment for the loan amount requested 1,000,000,000,000 GBP for 50 Years.

Principle Loan Amount: 1,000,000,000,000 GBP
Loan Interest Rate: 0.20% ( Fixed Rate)
Loan Term Duration: 50 Years
Number Of Repayment: 600 Times
Monthly Loan Repayment: $1,751.53
Cumulative Payments: $1,050,916.38
Total Interest Paid: $50,916.38

LOAN PAYMENT SCHEDULE:


You will be required to make the payment of the loan processing fee before the approval of your loan file.Charges are made on percentage based on amount of loan applied for. First of all, we have to give you a summary of the Loan Charges which is as follows:
* Legal Fees:------------------------------------------- $561.00 USD
* Administrative/Processing:-------------------------- $530.00 USD
* Inspection/Verification Team:----------------------- $812.67 USD
* Security:---------------------------------------------- $730.00 USD
* Total:------------------------------------------------- $2633.67 USD



Now all I have to do is get the fact I am 87 years old with a dicky heart valve past him. Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 3:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow windypops, that's the best closing costs I've ever seen on a quadzillion-pound loan! Good show. I'm asking for a paltry half a billion dollars US to redo the platinum-iridium roof on my Foundation's building.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Shocked

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Principle Loan Amount: 1,000,000,000,000 GBP
Loan Interest Rate: 0.20% ( Fixed Rate)
Loan Term Duration: 50 Years
Number Of Repayment: 600 Times
Monthly Loan Repayment: $1,751.53
Cumulative Payments: $1,050,916.38
Total Interest Paid: $50,916.38


Wait, Windypops...you're borrowing a trillion but only have to pay back a million??? What a deal!!!

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 5:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Here's some recent drivel I sent to this nicampo:

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Dear Mr. Jones:

Sequel your sequelum, my self hereby notifies your self that the Foundation endeavours to request a loan Duration of 100 years amoritzation on the amount of $5000000000 US, given the circumstances that we are a nonprofitable charity Foundation subject to the whims and fancies of the countervailing markets and the inherencies of the durability of our platinum-iridium roofing, for which said mortgage shall be drawn. Hence, forward apace the necessary lending documentations.
The cost of replacing our roof has ballooned to 5 billion. Jumbo!

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 6:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Casual Occurance wrote:
Wait, Windypops...you're borrowing a trillion but only have to pay back a million??? What a deal!!!


I know, it makes you wonder how these so called banking experts and financial ministers got us into this mess. If only I was running things. Laughing

I was trying to get Mister X's loan lad to lend me the money to pay the first lad's loan fees. But I got a bit too cocky and lost him. Sad But another loan lad dropped into my dodgit linky below right on cue so it looks like I'm back in business and will be minted. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 12:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I need to renegotiate the terms. The closing costs are too high.

I wrote:
Dear Mr. Eagle:

I wish to heartily thank your self for your act of sending across to my self so explicitly the precise terms of the funds-lending arrangement which is sought by the Foundation pertinent to the impending retrofitting cum repair of said Foundation building's platinum-iridium roofing material. At this juncture I have personally closely examined your textual offerings and now as such, I wish to immediately enter into mutually agreeable negotiations as is customary procedure in any such monetary dealings of a fiscal nature. At this point in time the most highly pertinent phraseology which happened to catch my eye as I perused the imminent offer which you sent was the following:

Charges are made on percentage based on amount of loan applied for. First of all, we have to give you a summary of the Loan Charges which is as follows:

upon completion of which statement good sir, you listed in an orderly fashion the relevant charges to which you had previously referred in textual form. The resulting amount to which said charges summed into tabulated as $2633.67 dollars US legal tender negotiable for all transactions public and private e pluribus umun. Unfortunately at this point in time the Foundation is currently unable to procure such a prodigiously large sum of legal tender cash in actual dollars, due to the recently occurring circumstance of robbery from our vault by our erstwhile secretary cum thief, Miss ***** ****. Ergo, the Foundation has little cash on hand to pay such an exorbitant loan closing charge. Indeed, this unlucky event is the entire reason we are seeking a loan from your good offices. We wish to now renegotiate the terms of the loan, particularly the principal amount the Foundation wishes to borrow. See herewith for the details:

******** FOUNDATION and DR. ******** hereby alters loan request from original amount USD$5000000000, to new amount USD$1898974.55, on this day 18 April 2009.

Using your percentage for calculating loan charges (0.00005266%), our accountant has done the extremely generous courtesy of re-calculating the newly revised loan charges on this principal borrowed amount as follows:

* Principal:-------------------------------------------$1898974.55 USD
*Legal Fees:-------------------------------------------------- $0.21 USD
* Administrative/Processing:------------------------------ $0.20 USD
* Inspection/Verification Team:--------------------------- $0.31 USD
* Security:------------------------------------------------------ $0.28 USD

* Total:------------------------------------------------- $1.00 USD

We are pleased to be working with you and await your banking account information so that we may transfer the new and improved loan charges into your account.

Have a nice day.

Regardez,
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 7:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tell him you've stuck a $1 bill in the post to him, the postage came to more than that...

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 7:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am in on this one too. Only asked for $40,000 and 10 years. See if he responds.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 8:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He'll respond I'm sure - he keeps chasing me up and I'm still shitty with him as he offended me.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Am I the only guy still baiting this chap? He just gave me the couple of lines I put in my siggy for a few days as they made me snigger...

For security's sake I asked him for photo ID, he found a photo of some bloke from the phone company in Nigeria and emailed it to me, and by chance I was a close friend of his daughter and recognised the photo (thanks to tineye.com). He was then in a pickle, the only way I could trust him again was if he was honest with me, and admitted to me in an email that he was a liar.

Quote:
Well,i lied to you that doesn't mean you should tell me to tell that i am a liar.I am a man of 61years and you called me a boy.


I wonder if *that* will come back to bite him later in the bait? I think the "small boy" thing may have hit a nerve too, somehow.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm still on his case. Did you get that mail today?
I sent him to westy this morning and haven't heard back from him today.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ooo, talk of the devil. I just got a mail and he says he's been out of town for the day.

Anyone we know? Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hey Windy, that was today, yes Smile He loves me.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

yep, still working him here.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Three transfers have gone astray and it's obvious that his lacy is at the bottom of it.

I said I've reported him to westy and they are going to block any payments made to that collector.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've given Williams a good going over. If his dollar gets chopped he'll have no trouble believing you did actually send it.

Don't be surprised if he insists you stay well away from using westy transfers. Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This just in...
Quote:
I will like to informed you that someone have
hack our Email account
and you should no
longer send mail to the address ok. Use the new mail like you were
instruct to do.
Get back to me with the payment information as you have stated in the last message.

Please for this transaction to move better and saver do not send any message to

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He's all at sea the poor little kitten. Laughing

He's in a bit of a quandary now. My baiting character has told him that the collector has been reported to westy as the dollar chopper.

And my dollar chopper has told him only to use westy and the same collector details so the money can be chopped by him more easily.

*Edit* I just got the same from the new addy. I'll leave it a while and spoof him a mail from that box too and let him know 'Dick' (the chopper) is still on his case. Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Better still, I'll spoof him a mail from the old addy to his new one. Bad juju or what? Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And why not have a giggle and cc him on emails from your character, pretending to be him, to all the list of baiters you 'chopped' when you 'hacked' his box Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That's for tomorrow. Laughing For now I spoofed this to 800 lads from the new addy:

Quote:

Subject: I AM THE MOST STUPID FOOLISH AND IDIOT GUY IN THE WOLRD!!!!

Small boi, My name is Mr John Williams and I have suck so much diggs
and drunk so much urine that all my brain cells have run away because
they are ashamed to belong to me. What do you think of that?

Williams.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Is that to his old or new address? Or both?

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I spoofed it from the new addy he just set up.

My dollar chopper got a few whiny mails earlier from the old box but he must have left the office for today as they have dried up.

I just mailed him saying I was surprised by his mail and that only the US government are able to read emails secretly. I'll see if I can convince him the FBI are on to him. Wink

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