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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:35 pm |
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Hello,
Compliments Of The Day. Please If You Don't Mind There Is Pressing Issues That Is Giving Me Sleepless Nights I Would Like To Discuss With You Personally. Kindly Take Out A Moment Of Your Very Busy Schedule To Write Me Back.
Looking Forward To Hear From You Asap.
Thanks.
Vincent. |
So polite and deferential.  How can I refuse ? 
As long as it isn't some pre-pubescent hormonal issue I'm here to help.
Have you any experience as a hit man ?
I'm sure there's something I can find a lazy assed criminal to do that'll leave him with a permanent limp, memories of far off places and a knowledge of how live on 50 cents a day.
Mr G0mer is here to enlighten - don't be so frightened. |
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Fake sites killed 1 x  9 x  3 x  168 X  
 - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:14 am |
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I sense laughing and mockering words in the offing - just out of earshot.  |
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"My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:43 am |
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If not the fact that Mr Gomer usually seems to be in a rather bad mood fitting his impolite hard ass attitude, a fitting reply would be
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| You Have Chosen A Rather Long Title For Your Soon To Be Published Self-Help Book - Are You Absolutely Certain There Is No Way It Can Be Condensed Into A Slightly More Concise Form? |
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| gOOD dAY dEAR fRIEND. sHALL wE pLAY THE rEVERSE mODALITY gAME? |
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Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
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Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009 |
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