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 Mod Poll - Craig007 (As requested by Craig007)

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Poll :: Craig007 for Moderator

Lets give him another year or 2
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Maybe we should get stoned and discuss
13%
 13%  [ 12 ]
Can we just throw rocks at him instead?
26%
 26%  [ 23 ]
Craig007 who?
16%
 16%  [ 14 ]
Free premium membership if he never asks again
3%
 3%  [ 3 ]
Make him fill out some forms first
9%
 9%  [ 8 ]
He needs a campaign involving lads
10%
 10%  [ 9 ]
Give him all the trolls and nutters
20%
 20%  [ 18 ]
Total Votes : 87


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've been waiting for the Nurse Nasty sitcom for some time now. I heard they signed PeeWee Herman to play you.

Craig is being played by Mel Gibson, due to the incredible resemblance.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

...and you are played by the charming Julia Roberts. For a number of reasons.

The only one I can post here is the location one Razz

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Well, there is my long luscious flowing hair........

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Didn't that PeeWee Herman guy stab someone in the face for being a smartarse? Can't remember? Lucky I'm nothing like that.

Now please stay on topic cachuma, (for once) It's about craig darling, not you. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nothing like that?!

I've saw the pictures... Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nurse Nasty wrote:
Didn't that PeeWee Herman guy stab someone in the face for being a smartarse? Can't remember? Lucky I'm nothing like that.



No, he got arrested for whacking off in public at a porn movie theatre.

You sticking to your story that you're not like that?

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

O_o

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wot? No 'Safari the Tosser' option in the poll?

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Cachuma wrote:
No, he got arrested for whacking off in public at a porn movie theatre.

You sticking to your story that you're not like that?


WOW. He is like me. My hero...

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Seven of Nine, you're treading icy waters my friend. ( Did that sound like the guy out of CSI: Miami?) That was the intended effect Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Craig007 wrote:
Lotta, believe it or not, I voted "Get stoned and discuss"


Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oooh, look at this one. Isn't this rock pretty?

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lets shoot him Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No more discussion until viewing this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F52dx9Z0L5k

OK, I picked the last one. Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

With the 007 in his user ID, I think M16 ought to be consulted... unless 007 is 1337 for something or other. Confused







edited to correct reference

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Fook me, Whats the world coming to, when you put a Hagas basher in charge, Laughing

Nasty Nurse scribed,
Quote:
Don't get me wrong. I like Craig. When you get to know him he's actually a nice bloke, but.


Definitely not moderater material. Piss him off to McQuarie island, it's nice this time of year.He can order the
Penquins around for a bit. Wink

Fortunatly Borgs haven't been given the vote yet. But he might be admitted to the collective, if he's rejected here.

But isn't he busy with his LIST Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh FFS! Now I have to be nice to Craig just in case he becomes a mod?



[flirty mode] Hey Craig babes! Want to dance with me at the radio show this week? [/flirty mode]



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 2:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Isn't he the one who doesn't like cats... or any animal... or anything alive?

Anyone who doesn't like cats can bite me Laughing

NN please add he can bite me to the poll.

Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Nurse Nasty wrote:

SlapHappy wrote:
I allow him to bait with me sometimes. I don't know much about him other than he likes cow tipping, speed boating and dance clubs. As a mod I'm sure he'd do okay. It might be best if you just made his name a lighter shade of green and gave him a big fake ban button that made fart sounds when he pressed it. That would keep him happy for months.



And that was one of the nicer things I said, NN. Thanks for showing such restraint. Smile

If this means Craig won't be able to insult me constantly and the entire non-human population by becoming a Mod, I'm all for it. The rest of the Mod team treats me like the fine cool cat I am, and leaves me alone. You all know how sensitive I can be. If you put Craig on a choke chain, steel link leash, and a muzzle I would be happy! Then he could scare away the trolls and ladhuggers, and we would all feel much safer.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

weareborg wrote:
Fook me, Whats the world coming to, when you put a Hagas basher in charge, Laughing






Please dont mock the Haggis Bashing... Crying or Very sad
If your country was swarming with the little buggers you'd wanna bash them too!!!

Oh by the way can anyone direct me to the Rock pile? Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ghost, it's clear you are a lost cause Sad

The guy who says I'm a haggis basher (can't be bothered using your name), learn to spell Wink

You are all bastards Sad Wink Except the charming Dora, of course Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I thought only men were allowed at a stoning? Rolling Eyes

Did someone say "Jehovah"?
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It doesn't sound like a 100% risky free idea to me.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

For NNN http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Erthun0Pauc

Haggis breeding is a very profitable and rewarding occupation, at least that's what I tell the lads. I have even been assured they have haggis farms in Nigeria Laughing

@ Craig I can assure you my parents were married before I was born though it would have kept the divorce lawyers poorer if they hadn't been Wink





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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Craig let himself down in another thread by calling a spammer a "bastard".

I feel it only right that someone who uses such fucking atrocious language should not get the job of moderator.


Decorum people. Even spammers have feelings.

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