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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:31 pm |
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I've been waiting for the Nurse Nasty sitcom for some time now. I heard they signed PeeWee Herman to play you.
Craig is being played by Mel Gibson, due to the incredible resemblance. |
_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
x15 X1 X1
<---TS certified.
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:34 pm |
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...and you are played by the charming Julia Roberts. For a number of reasons.
The only one I can post here is the location one |
_________________ CAN VISA BE GIVING IN THE PLANE? YOUR QUEEN ELIZABETH CAN NOT TAKE VISA IN THE PLANE,TALKLESS OF YOU - WILLIAM PAUL
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Wulugu or Bust Safari- Lagos, Nigeria to Paga, Ghana and Tokwari, Ghana X2-3800mi. "I'm leaving this bullshit area"
- Accra to Cotonou - 430 miles
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:35 pm |
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^^^Well, there is my long luscious flowing hair........ |
_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
x15 X1 X1
<---TS certified. |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:36 pm |
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Posted:
Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:37 pm |
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Nothing like that?!
I've saw the pictures... |
_________________ CAN VISA BE GIVING IN THE PLANE? YOUR QUEEN ELIZABETH CAN NOT TAKE VISA IN THE PLANE,TALKLESS OF YOU - WILLIAM PAUL
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Wulugu or Bust Safari- Lagos, Nigeria to Paga, Ghana and Tokwari, Ghana X2-3800mi. "I'm leaving this bullshit area"
- Accra to Cotonou - 430 miles
100% RISK FREE TRANSACTION
CHERRIE MENTOR PROGRAM |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:42 pm |
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Nurse Nasty wrote: |
Didn't that PeeWee Herman guy stab someone in the face for being a smartarse? Can't remember? Lucky I'm nothing like that.
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No, he got arrested for whacking off in public at a porn movie theatre.
You sticking to your story that you're not like that? |
_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
x15 X1 X1
<---TS certified. |
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General419
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Feb 2009
Posts: 299
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Posted:
Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:42 pm |
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O_o |
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Seven of Nine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 2147
Location: Somewhere in time.
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Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:43 pm |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:44 pm |
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:46 pm |
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Seven of Nine, you're treading icy waters my friend. ( Did that sound like the guy out of CSI: Miami?) That was the intended effect
LATEST FROM CACHUMA:
Hester: TOO funny!
I love it!
John: Probably too true!
Hester: I'm trying not to get kicked out of this Starbucks for laughing too loud...
John: haha
Hester: they might call the loony bin!
Okay, I have a new respect for NN
He really CAN take a joke at his own expense |
_________________ CAN VISA BE GIVING IN THE PLANE? YOUR QUEEN ELIZABETH CAN NOT TAKE VISA IN THE PLANE,TALKLESS OF YOU - WILLIAM PAUL
x7
Wulugu or Bust Safari- Lagos, Nigeria to Paga, Ghana and Tokwari, Ghana X2-3800mi. "I'm leaving this bullshit area"
- Accra to Cotonou - 430 miles
100% RISK FREE TRANSACTION
CHERRIE MENTOR PROGRAM |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:12 pm |
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Craig007 wrote: |
Lotta, believe it or not, I voted "Get stoned and discuss"
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Posted:
Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:41 pm |
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Oooh, look at this one. Isn't this rock pretty? |
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smartbomb
** Retired **
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 750
Location: Air
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Posted:
Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:46 pm |
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Lets shoot him |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:56 pm |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:07 am |
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With the 007 in his user ID, I think M16 ought to be consulted... unless 007 is 1337 for something or other.
edited to correct reference |
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weareborg
Elite Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2008
Posts: 1112
Location: out there in the wide blue yonder
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:29 am |
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Fook me, Whats the world coming to, when you put a Hagas basher in charge,
Nasty Nurse scribed,
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Don't get me wrong. I like Craig. When you get to know him he's actually a nice bloke, but. |
Definitely not moderater material. Piss him off to McQuarie island, it's nice this time of year.He can order the
Penquins around for a bit.
Fortunatly Borgs haven't been given the vote yet. But he might be admitted to the collective, if he's rejected here.
But isn't he busy with his LIST |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:55 am |
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Oh FFS! Now I have to be nice to Craig just in case he becomes a mod?
[flirty mode] Hey Craig babes! Want to dance with me at the radio show this week? [/flirty mode]
Whew! This is going to be tough. |
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 2:28 am |
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Isn't he the one who doesn't like cats... or any animal... or anything alive?
Anyone who doesn't like cats can bite me
NN please add he can bite me to the poll.
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8/11/07-12/15/08 i am totally a looser -Bruce The trophy machine
2/25/08-4/10/10 It is going to cost me more this time - Lawrence, EFCC Lad Deck participant
3/3/08-6/6/10 i know some day you'll send me some real good bucks ok - Byran The Eater Bunny
3/13/08-3/25/10 i have played my path and now I am waiting for the pay - Wale Wild card |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:03 am |
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Nurse Nasty wrote: |
SlapHappy wrote: |
I allow him to bait with me sometimes. I don't know much about him other than he likes cow tipping, speed boating and dance clubs. As a mod I'm sure he'd do okay. It might be best if you just made his name a lighter shade of green and gave him a big fake ban button that made fart sounds when he pressed it. That would keep him happy for months. |
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And that was one of the nicer things I said, NN. Thanks for showing such restraint.
If this means Craig won't be able to insult me constantly and the entire non-human population by becoming a Mod, I'm all for it. The rest of the Mod team treats me like the fine cool cat I am, and leaves me alone. You all know how sensitive I can be. If you put Craig on a choke chain, steel link leash, and a muzzle I would be happy! Then he could scare away the trolls and ladhuggers, and we would all feel much safer. |
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Badger Grylls
Chemically Abused
Joined: 26 Mar 2009
Posts: 395
Location: Outlying Wastelands of Bolton
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:43 am |
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weareborg wrote: |
Fook me, Whats the world coming to, when you put a Hagas basher in charge,
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Please dont mock the Haggis Bashing...
If your country was swarming with the little buggers you'd wanna bash them too!!!
Oh by the way can anyone direct me to the Rock pile? |
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:53 am |
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Ghost, it's clear you are a lost cause
The guy who says I'm a haggis basher (can't be bothered using your name), learn to spell
You are all bastards Except the charming Dora, of course |
_________________ CAN VISA BE GIVING IN THE PLANE? YOUR QUEEN ELIZABETH CAN NOT TAKE VISA IN THE PLANE,TALKLESS OF YOU - WILLIAM PAUL
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Wulugu or Bust Safari- Lagos, Nigeria to Paga, Ghana and Tokwari, Ghana X2-3800mi. "I'm leaving this bullshit area"
- Accra to Cotonou - 430 miles
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CHERRIE MENTOR PROGRAM |
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N N N
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 26 Sep 2008
Posts: 689
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Posted:
Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:55 am |
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I thought only men were allowed at a stoning?
Did someone say "Jehovah"? |
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Posted:
Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:57 am |
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It doesn't sound like a 100% risky free idea to me. |
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NOW AMBACK FOR YOU AGAIN STURBORN SHIT
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt
Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Posted:
Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:51 am |
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For NNN http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Erthun0Pauc
Haggis breeding is a very profitable and rewarding occupation, at least that's what I tell the lads. I have even been assured they have haggis farms in Nigeria
@ Craig I can assure you my parents were married before I was born though it would have kept the divorce lawyers poorer if they hadn't been
Now let's list points in Craigs favour....
um
He's Scottish |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:34 am |
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Craig let himself down in another thread by calling a spammer a "bastard".
I feel it only right that someone who uses such fucking atrocious language should not get the job of moderator.
Decorum people. Even spammers have feelings. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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