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Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 12:30 am

I'm an Atheist.

So whenever the world ends I'll still be here posting shite Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Corona wrote:

I do floral arrangements

I did that as a youngster, my family was in the business.

Edit:

Spudz wrote:

I'm an Atheist

I am also an Atheist, or depending on how you define it, Agnostic. There is quite a difference how people and interpret those two words.

/plunging this into a religious debate

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 1:37 am

I play online poker almost every night during the week while I'm waiting for mugus to email me back. In fact, I'm holding pocket Queens right now. Went all in and won with them too.

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 2:29 am

I was in the Army

briefly

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 2:33 am

^^^
I was in the Marines...

briefly

My cousin was a concert pianist, my dad plays the piano quite well too, I cannot play any musical instrument or read music, at all.

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:12 am

mewing_ghecko wrote:

Quote:

I am an equal opportunity flirt, the missus gets miffed when i flirt with woman and tells everyone I'm gay when I flirt with men.

and I love woman! well maybe not the nasty ones found on the internet, but most others. they intigue me and i find them very sexy. was that a long statement that sums up that I'm a pervert? fine, i'm a pervert.

Are you my little (twin) brother that the pigs was suppose to have eaten. Laughing

I am an equal opportunity flirt, Lovey gets miffed when i flirt with men and tells everyone I'm a lesbian when I flirt with women.

and I love men! well maybe not the nasty ones found on the internet, but most others. they intigue me and i find them very sexy. was that a long statement that sums up that I'm a pervert? fine, i'm a pervert. Surprised

@Pastor Frank, I bet you want nothing to do with floral arrangements and I love you. Very Happy

@CowboyBuck and sir scam alot, Thanks!

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:17 am

I used to play 5-string banjo. And quite well, if I do say so myself, though not quite up to Earl Scruggs' level.

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:21 am

I can sing!

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:30 am

Random fact:

I am an avid mushroom hunter.

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:52 am

Mmmm, I love mushrooms, especially in an omlette or on pizza, or with a steak...

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:03 am

I just realized that I have something in common with 80% of the people who have posted in this thread. Wink

I can wiggle my ears.
I can do the Vulcan salute.
I can 'pop' my ears without swallowing.
I can always tell which way is North, just by looking at the stars.

Oh, and my daughter and I just passed our test to become 2nd Degree Black Belt in Tae Kwon Do!

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:10 am

You all are boring Laughing

I was 14 years old when I lost my virginity.

I know exactly how many different lovers I have had (amount not impressive at all or I would post a number Laughing

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I have purchased rock cocaine.... legally.

My cat is NOT evil.

I <strike>think</strike> know that most baiters are weirdos.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

^^^ the directions say random facts, not interesting facts. Wink

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:14 am

I know how to make fire out of water.
There is picture of me in a bikini... somewhere.
I like to wear a kilt.
I collect medieval weapons.

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:15 am

crashhoot wrote:

I can wiggle my ears.
I can 'pop' my ears without swallowing.
I can always tell which way is North, just by looking at the stars.

Ditto on the above.

I was once in 2 car accidents in a three day period. Shocked

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:23 am

Quote:

I still get nervous when I kiss my wife.

Well, there's a newly-discovered random fact about me... I envy Ghost! Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:39 am

Ima Baeder wrote:

^^^ the directions say random facts, not interesting facts. Wink

Can't they be both?

I can remember, verbatim, what my wife said to me when we first met. The first words she spoke to me. I can tell you what she was wearing, what I was wearing and the location.

I can tell you the exact date of our first kiss and exactly four years later our first son was born.

When I first asked my wife out on a date she said no because she didn't date co workers and I knew I would get her to change her mind.

I still put my ear to both of my kids mouths while they are asleep to listen to them breath before I go to bed.

Okay enough mushy stuff. That was for the ladies. Now for the men.

I attended every one of our first son's school field trips. The first field trip to the zoo I took a gun and extra ammunition just in case that was the day the lion escaped.

When my first son was two, he went missing for an hour while visiting grandma. I never was nor still have never been so terrified. While driving to grandmas, (about a 5 minute drive if you speed) I decided what tools I had or could quickly get just in case I had to extract information from someone. The tools included a gun, a knife, a cigarette lighter, a pair of pliers, a phone book, and the broken end of a broom stick.

I have been accused of being over protective of my kids many times.

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:28 am

My knowledge of military hardware and true crime worries some of my workmates, a couple of whom dubbed me Most Likely To Become A Serial Killer.

The fact that I once sang Happy Birthday to an AK-47 doesn't help.

Master Baiter Joined: 23 Sep 2008 Posts: 236

Myself, my brother and my father have appeared on TV in the background of three different shows.

My mum used to wash famous people's underpants.

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 5:07 pm

Lovey continues to play the lottery. Rolling Eyes

Fact is, I'm the nearest thing to the lottery that he'll ever win. Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 5:28 pm

Yastreb wrote:

My knowledge of military hardware and true crime worries some of my workmates, a couple of whom dubbed me Most Likely To Become A Serial Killer.

The fact that I once sang Happy Birthday to an AK-47 doesn't help.

I tend to have the same problem.Some find it unnerving that I use a mortar as an umbrella stand,and decorate my tv room with a water cooled Maxim(both de-activated of course)

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 5:46 pm

crashhoot wrote:

Oh, and my daughter and I just passed our test to become 2nd Degree Black Belt in Tae Kwon Do!

Wow - congratulations to both of you!

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 6:50 pm

I have written/co-written about 20 songs.

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:15 pm

Threads like this don't interest me.

I won't be back.

(the second is a bonus)

Master Baiter Joined: 19 Sep 2008 Posts: 114

My hearing is fine but I rarely listen.

I really am an Owd Git, in attitude if not age.

I died on an opperating table for three and a half mins once, but I didn't see any lights or tunnels or wake up with any special powers, but I did congratualate a nurse on being pregnant when I came round, however she wasn't and I felt like a right T**T.

When I was at university in Sheffield I once drank 8 glasses of Roger and Out at the Frog and Parrot and and still managed to chat up my first wife, she didn't last (the miserable cow).

I would sell my soul to the Devil to protect my Boys (as most parents would so I'm nothing special there), I nearly refered to them as my Lads but didn't want to cause confusion.

That's enough baring of the soul, please don't tell my mates or they'll think I've gone soft.

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