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YeaWhatever
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 3:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I still own and occasionally wear a pair of jeans that I have had since high school... they are over 25 years old.

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A Skinner
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Joined: 16 Nov 2003
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 3:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have some pigeons in my back yard.

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SINCE YOU MADE ME TO GIVE MY CAR AWAY AND ALL THE DISAPOINTMENTS YOU GAVE TO ME,WHICH MADE ME TO STOP CONTACTING YOU. PLEASE DO NOT INVOLVE ME WITH ANYTHING YOU ARE DOING WITH ANYBODY, PLEASE DONT INVOLVE ME.I DONT WANT ANYTHING THAT WILL JEOPARDIZE MY IMAGE IN THIS COUNTRY.I AM A HUMANITARIAN LAWYER.

infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance

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Joined: 22 Sep 2005
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Location: East Harlemshire , yo!


PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I appeared 4 times on University Challenge and have a pair of Simpsons slipper socks.

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Go fuck your dead parents asshole!!!How can a deaf fool make clean money..The money that you have will never be spent on anything reasonable.
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Baiting Guru


Joined: 05 Mar 2007
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Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...


PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Throw right handed, switch hit, but hold a hockey stick left handed.

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Joined: 03 May 2007
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ I love baseball and have a thing for switch hitters. Wink

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Joined: 08 Jun 2005
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Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300


PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

friday3 wrote:
In a few days this will be my 8th wedding aniversary and my first wedding aniversary spent in the same country as a previous one.


Thought you could just sneak in there? Very Happy

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DoraTheExplorer
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Joined: 18 Nov 2008
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Jon Bon Jovi once kissed my hand.

:sigh:

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Cathartic Kate
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Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall


PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 5:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Elvis once served me fish n chips.

Shocked

Yeah I know, I am a compulsive liar.

Confused

It was sausage n chips, really.

Wink Laughing

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Joined: 28 Mar 2008
Posts: 1564
Location: I was born and raised in... oh look something shiny


PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have not bought beef in the store for years, I raise my own, much betterer for you.

I am an equal opportunity flirt, the missus gets miffed when i flirt with woman and tells everyone I'm gay when I flirt with men. Laughing

and I love woman! well maybe not the nasty ones found on the internet, but most others. they intigue me and i find them very sexy. was that a long statement that sums up that I'm a pervert? fine, i'm a pervert. Laughing

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Jay leno
train boi


Joined: 04 Nov 2008
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I drive trains and go choochoo

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Merry Widow
Master of Master Baiters


Joined: 05 Mar 2009
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have coke-bottle-bottom lenses in my glasses.

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Joined: 26 Mar 2009
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Location: Outlying Wastelands of Bolton


PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I like nothing better than tearing up a country lane on my Katana.
Extremely fond of Vodka and Red Bull.
Support The famous Glasgow Rangers WATP Smile
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Jay leno
train boi


Joined: 04 Nov 2008
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ The legendary uni Very Happy

I have been secretly enjoying Frank Skinners crap new chat show Sad

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Slightlyoutofit
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Joined: 13 Feb 2007
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Random fact.

As I sit here typing this, all I can smell is dog farts.

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Who's Your Daddy?


Joined: 03 Dec 2008
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Location: Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300


PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Random fact:

When Dora isn't creepily sitting outside my window at night peering in, she's calling me and breathing heavily into the phone.

I feel so violated at times....

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DoraTheExplorer
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Joined: 18 Nov 2008
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Location: Magnolia, Mississippi


PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Now blah, you told me you liked it!


Sheesh. What I do for people around here. And then they complain about it!



Same time tonight, blah? Wink

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Joined: 08 Aug 2007
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Location: On a desert safari.


PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I get together with other grown men twice a month and play with toy soldiers.

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Yastreb
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Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Joined: 08 Dec 2005
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I can't resist playing a good practical joke on someone who deserves it.

These days, Nigerian scam artists are those who deserve it.

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JumpinJayJay
The One-Eyed Ogre


Joined: 25 May 2007
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I bake all the bread my family eats.

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blah
Who's Your Daddy?


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

JumpinJayJay wrote:
I bake all the bread my family eats.


I brew all the beer that my dog and I drink. Kinda the same thing right? Very Happy

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Tsnerd
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Joined: 14 Jul 2005
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
and have a thing for switch hitters.


Occasionally, my brain actually overrides my mouth...err, fingers.

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Joined: 19 Mar 2007
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My cat is daft
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419Eater is my life


Joined: 10 Jan 2006
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Location: No 27 Gbamgbalogun , Akure , Ondo State, Nigeria


PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I take 3 to 4 showers a day, and only sleep on the left side of my bed

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Joined: 21 Sep 2006
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 12:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I love Jesus, but I drink a little bit.

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