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ScoobyDon't
Master Baiter


Joined: 09 Oct 2008
Posts: 187
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Shrek the Quarter wrote:
Ed Balls once tripped over my wheelchair.


When Jack Straw was Shadow Education Minister he visited our school. I was in maths and he came in and walked around and asked me about my work. He then picked up the paper I was writing on, looked at it and then folded it a few times before placing it back on my desk.

He then left the classroom with no explanation whatsoever. Probably the biggest reason I never voted New Labour once I left school.

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"if you do not change your ways, you will die poor, wretch."
"the earlier you souled determings the earlier you rip it, i love you"
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Safari Afua, The Worried Girl - Accra, Ghana to Cotonou, Benin. "Am very tired and i need to go have some rest. I don't think i will go out tomorrow." Thanks Blah!
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El Sid
419Eater is my life


Joined: 17 Apr 2009
Posts: 351


PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I once met Hugh Grant coming out of the official Rupert the Bear shop in Covent Garden, London.

Oh, I'm also really getting into paper mache at the moment and am in the process of making the puppet from the Saw films Smile

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http:// mar mighty industries. webs. com/ (leave your baiter/catcher address in the guestbook)

Martin Shen: "I am convinced that you will not betray me immediately.."

Mansa Musa Kamara: "...you resemble the son a one pussy sucker and I think my guess is right. Yes, your name is bastard...the problem now is that no one knows if the gods will accept your blood for a sacrifice. Bastard you are and bastard will you remain..."

S0L0M0N [email protected]: "Thanks for your response. The content is painstakingly understood." - yeahh lad-pain!!
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Konstantina
Master Baiter


Joined: 04 May 2009
Posts: 165
Location: Hiding in the ice cream factory...


PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I was once shot in the head with an arrow, and can testify to how difficult it is to get medical attention when the nurses don't believe how you got the wound.

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"God i have not eaten, please i even borrow money from my friend lilian to buy pad for my monthly mensuration" - [email protected] [email protected], Togo

"Just f*&^ off and i dnt need your help anymore...[]...Just f*&^ off...who knows if you are really there?" - Poor Chr1ssy, Russia (but really Nigeria)
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bruckner
Master Baiter


Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 214
Location: Okobia Gold Mini Site


PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Christian Bale and I have spent time shirtless chatting with each other.

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THUNDER STRIKE UR PAPA AND UR GENETIC. - Benjamin the Insult Boi

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Konstantina
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Joined: 04 May 2009
Posts: 165
Location: Hiding in the ice cream factory...


PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ When he was all bulked up or skin-and-bones? The latter makes me less jeaous. Wink

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"God i have not eaten, please i even borrow money from my friend lilian to buy pad for my monthly mensuration" - [email protected] [email protected], Togo

"Just f*&^ off and i dnt need your help anymore...[]...Just f*&^ off...who knows if you are really there?" - Poor Chr1ssy, Russia (but really Nigeria)
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lola_pola
Not quite a Newb


Joined: 11 Mar 2010
Posts: 65
Location: behind Satchel's and Lexxi's backs


PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I was afraid of Gene Simmons at the age of 5

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piecrust
Our Plaything


Joined: 29 Dec 2010
Posts: 1606
Location: Alright! Who stole my avatar?


PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I once took a pee in a public urinal next too Neil Morrisey, I caught him glancing at my penis and he got annoyed. (this was all pre-op for me of course)

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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters


Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

UUUUK!! Necro! Rolling Eyes


IBTL

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Jim Morrison
Elite Baiter


Joined: 12 Mar 2010
Posts: 1848
Location: Taking a face from the ancient gallery


PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I've seen "Yellow Submarine" on acid

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Cougar
Elite Baiter


Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.


PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 4:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Does posting here make us necrophiliacs? Shocked Very Happy

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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru


Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4502
Location: Alas, summer is slow in responding.


PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 5:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A new side to you Cougie...I'll have to start depositing "presents" for you.


IBTL as well Wink

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I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind.
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IM_Dumm
Master of Master Baiters


Joined: 06 Dec 2004
Posts: 822
Location: Del Boca Vista Phase 3


PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 5:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am worshipped as a God in a small, remote village in India.

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"Don;t even try to mail me again,just forget about me forever.Even GO AWAY" Abu Tafa
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conga22
Baiting Guru


Joined: 08 Jul 2009
Posts: 2090
Location: Look Behind You


PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I once shared a joint with Suggs from Madness Wink

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Scentless Apprentice
Elite Baiter


Joined: 26 Sep 2009
Posts: 1835
Location: North of the border - Boldly going nowhere.


PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I shook hands with George Best. (I have his autograph stashed away somewhere as well)

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Esox lucius
cat strangler


Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2606
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!


PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I once shared a large bottle of whisky on the anchor deck of a Finnish ship sailing through the Kiel Canal with a German Professor, Helsinki Businessman and a high ranking British Government official whilst sailing back from a holiday in the Baltic.

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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter


Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters


PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I met Dave Mustaine of Megadeth at an FAO Schwartz toy store in San Francisco and talked with him for a minute or so. Cool guy!!

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Mortal
Baiting Guru


Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3472
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™


PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I believe in karma, or at least try to live according to karma and to certain degree I believe in reincarnation

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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru


Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4502
Location: Alas, summer is slow in responding.


PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I once was manaically laughed at by an old bum, who resembled Santa, outside the North Lawn of the White House. That was fun! Very Happy

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I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
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I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind.
-Hamlet, scene iv

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Dr Mike
Banned for Total Shitfuckery


Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3260
Location: Due north


PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I once manically laughed when my boss told me i was going to be fired in three months time. His companys contract at Volvo had been terminated and he could not keep us anymore. And just about then i came to think on something earlier that day...something very funny obviously.

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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.


PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 4:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

someone a long time ago wrote:
Post Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:19 pm


I have experienced Déjà vu .... Shocked


I had the same thought Cougar did. I hope it was good for her too! Wink

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Nurse Nasty
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Joined: 31 Aug 2005
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Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski


PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I once baited a lad, and used to post on these forums...

And I am a tattooist...

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Joined: 27 Jul 2008
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^I can remember that, but it was long ago. Maybe it's time to do these things again?

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Mortal
Baiting Guru


Joined: 02 Jul 2009
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 1:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Do my eyes, tell me lies a Nurse Nasty in here? Shocked

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Dribbler
Not quite a Newb


Joined: 04 May 2011
Posts: 24
Location: Blighty


PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 2:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

conga22 wrote:
I once shared a joint with Suggs from Madness Wink

You're my hero for that one. Very Happy


Okay, my random fact. While Arsenal man, Martin Keown, was a footballer in training (He did this at Arsenal before moving to Aston Villa for his first professional season..later going back to Arsenal)...he kipped at my grandparents house in North London.

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IM_Dumm
Master of Master Baiters


Joined: 06 Dec 2004
Posts: 822
Location: Del Boca Vista Phase 3


PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have seen the movie "Casino Royale" on three continents.

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"u are noting but a hee goat fuck dick" Denis Morgan
"...I am still angry tyoing this to you..if you can se my face right now..its contorted because of you.." Bernard Fenendez
"you can as well fuck the hell out" Barr. Peter Ojiko
"Don;t even try to mail me again,just forget about me forever.Even GO AWAY" Abu Tafa
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