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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7987061.stm

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sweet whats 6 x 30 secs Surprised
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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The men who tested the spray, called PSD502, were able to last 6.3 times longer on average.
In comparison, men who tested a "dummy" spray containing no drug lasted only 1.7 times longer.


Did they have some scientists sitting there watching people have sex with a stopwatch or something? Confused Laughing


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Most of the men had tried other treatments before, the most common being oral antidepressants.


I can think of some very good oral antidepressants... Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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..the definition of what constitutes a premature climax does vary.


I use the Roger Bannister method..I finish in under three minutes.

I went out with this posh totty for a while. She never came...she arrived. Smile

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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watching people have sex with a stopwatch


Thats just pervy, I prefer women not watches.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

6 times longer Shocked I'm not sure she can handle that much longer... Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What does this mean if you can already last for an hour then?

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Or 3 days?

When's she gonna have time to do the washing up?

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Is there a way this can be turned into a modality?? Hmmm....

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCeI0e7EKDc

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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extended their love-making from half a minute to almost four minutes



i misread this originally and thought "what kind of loser can only hang in there for 30 second"? Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

mewing_ghecko wrote:
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extended their love-making from half a minute to almost four minutes



i misread this originally and thought "what kind of loser can only hang in there for 30 second"? Laughing


You read it correctly. The people could only last 30 seconds without the drug.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

30 seconds? it takes longer than that to take your clothes off. what's the point?

I wonder, were the 30 second guys 18 year old males?

I remember when I was 18, I mean not me, a friend once told me when he was 18.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It would be cheaper to use spray on starch, you'd be able to keep your stiffy going for ages.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just rub some 'charlie' on your bell end Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Is it just me or does the idea of numbing the penis seem to kinda take the pleasure out of sex? I mean sure, It's great that the guy can bang away at her for hours but, I would think that it might not be so great for him...

meh... gimme a few beers and I can last for hours... well... not really but it seems like it. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It's really funny reading this thread without having first viewed the link. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

lotta wrote:
It's really funny reading this thread without having first viewed the link. Laughing


I'd describe it as disturbing

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Glad you broke the ice, girlfriend! Very Happy

Where else do we get to hear our male friends talk about their penises? Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 3:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ive said too much Shocked

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 3:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

mewing_ghecko wrote:
"what kind of loser can only hang in there for 30 second"? Laughing


Hey! . . . . don't mock the afflicted. It's my soap and I will wash it as fast as I want . . . . so there!
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Every time they had intercourse during the three-month study period, each couple measured the time to ejaculation with a stopwatch.

On your mark....Get set...... GO!

No! Stop! Wait, didn't push the button hard enough.
Come on, again?
OK, I'm ready this time. On your mark....Get set......
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Dunno, I dropped the blasted stopwatch...

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 5:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dont knock the 30 second shag!
It is extremely useful for when the girlfriend/wife fancies a romantic evening and you wanna watch match of the day.
Blame it on stress, sit back and enjoy the footie. Cool
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Get your aim wrong in the heat of the moment and you truly will be a total numbnuts! Rolling Eyes

To much information ...
Also ... can you be sure you're going to actually have penetrative sexual intercourse precisely 5 minutes from now? ... What if she decides to give you a BJ instead?
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

N N N wrote:
What if she decides to give you a BJ instead?


I would be so fecking lucky.

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