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Star A Star
Master of Master Baiters


Joined: 03 Jul 2008
Posts: 821
Location: Chad Central


PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: scammers suck
Your conversational partner has disconnected
Crying or Very sad

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i am tired of all these rusbish, i am waisiting my time andf mone
Ok i will try and take the form to my staff members, once i get the form filled, i am not ready to fill another form, make sure that this is all the forms, i am going to fill them and once i get them done, i will not fill another form
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Larson
Master of Master Baiters


Joined: 02 Dec 2008
Posts: 518


PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I tried one. It was filled with awkward silence.


EDIT:

Behold male schauvinism (correct spelling)?

Quote:
You: Hi there.
Stranger: what do you see in me?
You: I see two beautiful blue eyes.
You: And your wallet.
You: Mostly your wallet.
Stranger: you're female then
You: How do you figure?
Stranger: that wallet thing made it clear
You: I see.
Stranger: so you didn't love me then...
You: You were sweet, but I have other plans, baby. Got me a rich feller from California.
Stranger: it started well with: I see two beautiful blue eyes...
Stranger: into poetry?
Stranger: & literature?
You: I'm more into science and medicine, but I know how to enjoy classical litterature and music.
Stranger: good for you! me too!
You: Smile
Stranger: well if you excuse me...


Note that I never claimed to be female (not that I am).

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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My baiter skills helped out. Some male was pretending to be a female. Asked if I wanted to see "her" pictures. I said no, they sent link anyway. I asked if they weren't pay, why would they want their pics on the internet for strangers to see.

They then said they were a teen male and I had busted their goofy deal, apologized for messing with me and disconnected. Shocked

No I didn't look at the pics... Rolling Eyes



I did get the tell me something funny stranger too. I couldn't, but we did chat a bit. This must be what "speed dating" is like... Laughing

Lots of people from Brazil and Kentucky last night.

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TheLovelyJill
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Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 943
Location: Viewing astroturf at a cracking owl sanctuary


PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Stranger: nihao
You: togiva
Stranger: how are you
You: fine, thanks very much for asking
Stranger: asl?
You: [gave asl]
Stranger: oh
Stranger: great
Stranger: i like uk
Stranger: but i am only 23
You: don't worry, you'll grow to unlike it in time
Stranger: ok
Stranger: uk is open
You: yes but early closing is Wednesday afternoons
Stranger: why?
You: traditionally, it's when we visit owl sanctuaries
Stranger: owl sanctuaries???what is it?
You: a place where owls meet
Stranger: yes ....what means all?
You: only the owls know this
Stranger: ooh ...no
Stranger: do you like make love with asain?
You: he's never asked me, really
Stranger: do you did it
Stranger: '?
You: I would have to consult with the owls first
Stranger: ok
You: can I tell you on Thursday?
Stranger: no
You: why not?
Stranger: no why
You: have the owls been talking to you too?
Stranger: yes
You: what did they say?
Stranger: i don't remember
You: is it a secret?
Stranger: no
You: why can't you remember? Have you taken those drugs again?
Stranger: maybe....i made love with a sexy girl
Stranger: that time
You: did the owls give permission?
Stranger: no
You: then you will be damned to Long Stanton Spice Museum for the rest of eternity!
Stranger: do you want to make love with us?
You: who is there with you?
Stranger: a sexy girl
Stranger: do you want ?
You: I'll have to consult the Great Book of Pellets on that one
Stranger: let's f**k
You: I will invoke the owls' displeasure
Stranger: f**k your owls
You: some followers have tried but they just get pecked
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Yep, really hard not to go into baiting mode Smile

Some people have absolutely no sense of humour!

Quote:
Stranger: german?
You: nein
Stranger: no?
You: nein
Stranger: good
Stranger: good stuff
You: danke
Stranger: Two World Wars, One World Cup
You: you should have been saying this yesterday
Stranger: whys that
You: basil fawlty's birthday
Your conversational partner has disconnected

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atlanteana
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Joined: 20 Apr 2009
Posts: 95
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

the strangest one i had was a woman who told me she was asian born in japan (but her parents were in the military) but living in america . then she said she was not asian !

also is anyone fomr here on about a sexy tractor and playing a game loosing it ! well at least we are'nt talking about sex just yet . we are talking about walkers crisps . i always attract the odd ones Smile

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drew.p.coque
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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2009 8:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

its a great site,
but you`ll get abuse on it.

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GordonBennett
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Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2829
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo


PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2009 11:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: TheSmizz.com One of the Fastest Growing Sites on the Web!
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Fukkit, I didn't even say anything.

It's like being married!
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windypops
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Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 5884
Location: Planet X


PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 5:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My effort:
Quote:
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: u are m?
You: Might be.
Stranger: so your gay?
You: Don't you mean you're gay?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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JumpinJayJay
The One-Eyed Ogre


Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 1761
Location: 'Straya


PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 6:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

AHAHAHAHA

this is so funny, it's like speed-baiting Laughing

those poor strangers

Quote:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
You: or not
You: i am sorry that your fingers are broken
Stranger: hi
You: or maybe you're a mute?
You: oh
You: hurrah
Stranger: o ]
You: awkward silence...
You: this is just like me at parties
Stranger: where are you from ?
You: except without the looking at breasts bit
Stranger: ??
You: the beauty of anonymity
You: i'm from queensland
Stranger: you are a
Stranger: bad
Stranger: ````?
You: nah
You: queenslanders aren't that bad
You: how 'bout yourself
Stranger: ????
You: where are you from?
Stranger: china
Stranger: about you
Stranger: >
Stranger: ?
Stranger: you are male?
You: wow china
Stranger: yes or no?
You: why?
Stranger: what?
You: no
Stranger: you are a woman?
You: how many other options are there?
You: are you a woman?
Stranger: en
You: is that a yes en or no en?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: about you ?
Stranger: male ?
Stranger: i think
Stranger: you are a bad boy
You: girl
Stranger: a
You: a what?
Stranger: you are a girl>?
Stranger: what are you from ?
You: you are kind of obsessing about this whole girl thing
Stranger: no no
Stranger: where are you from?
You: we already did this bit
You: i'm from queensland
You: it's in australia
Stranger: you are australis
You: and you're from china
You: australiAN


ok, i only lied a couple of times. I don't really go to parties.

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drew.p.coque
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PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 7:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

this is a great site,
there are some ar53holes though.

-someone tried telling me, "your phone will ring in the next couple of days"
"if you answer it you will die!"

it rang !
i answered it, -no i dont want new windows.

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*THANKS FOR PLAYING WITH MY TIME, PLEASE KINDLY FORGET ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION
*you have to tell any one you are here . everything has to be confidential -kevina
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GordonBennett
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Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2829
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo


PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 10:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hole in one!
Quote:
Stranger: heyy
You: Hello, I'm a sad arse pretending to be a gorgeous yet desperate girl
Stranger: sssssssssspppppppppp???????/
You: and you're a snake?
Stranger: nope
You: so why the sssspppppppp
Stranger: he he
Stranger: desparate whtt 4??
Stranger: date?????????
You: yeah, but don't tell the missus
Stranger: whtt
Stranger: missus??????????
Stranger: whtt
Stranger: hellooooooooooooooooooo
You: is english your first language?
You: or are you american?
Stranger: nope..
Stranger: an african
You: where from - not nogeria, surely?
You: oops, n i g not nog
Stranger: yaa..
Stranger: 4m sahara
Stranger: u a grll?????????
You: hang on, the sahara is a desert not a country - which country?
Stranger: i asked r u a girl or a boy?????????
You: and I asked - first - which country you were from. Me first
Stranger: huh..
Stranger: k
Stranger: nigeria

You: ooooooo your mama's toto ooooooooo scammer!
Stranger: u were ryt in d 1st attempt
Stranger: nw tell
Stranger: grl??
You: scambuster
Stranger: shut up
Stranger: u grl or boy??
Stranger: reply
You: girl with big tits
Stranger: wowwwwwwwwww
Stranger: whrr 4m??
Stranger: fuck u
You: is that an insult or an offer?
Stranger: offer
Stranger: oviously
Stranger: when will u b cmngg??
Stranger: 4 dis offer
Stranger: u der????/
You: nah, you're married
Stranger: darling
Stranger: noooooooo
Stranger: god m a kid dear
Stranger: cm lets hav fun
Stranger: 2gether
You have disconnected.
puke
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