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General419
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I just got a business proposition from ... They clearly haven't the foggiest how names work in the Western world Razz.

He also said "I find it pleasurable to offer you my partnership in business". How... interesting.

Anybody else seen stupid lad names? I'd love it if some of my lads adopted my character names thinking they were normal, like or .

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George - "please stop calling me okay thanks."
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Charles - "your church will luquidate and you shall move from grace to grass..you foolish old ass-hole called revererend...bastard."
Cliford - "and even the police or fbi can not get me i work with them so if you fill you they will help you haa haa haa haa"

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Master of Puppets
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe you should put him in contact with Vainy Dick, one of our newest members... Could be a real 'pleasurable' partnership..

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Must be Rooney van Der Beckham the famous dutch footballer Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I love scammer names. I'm baiting one right now who calls himself Johnson Peter - which cracks me up on a couple levels. First, this is another one where he's got the first and last names reversed (I see this all the time). Second, he's using two names that both are used as common terms for penis! Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My baiting character is dealing with [email protected] N0ns0, for fun I nicknamed him N0nce and even call him that in chat, and found out later that N0nce is slang for a sex offender or child sexual abuser! I can't wait for him to google THAT one

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

So true about the reversed names. That's how they get some of them from the phone directory I assume.

A few I've gotten lately:

Mr. Hail Roland
Dr. Volker Paul
Mrs. Smith Jodie
Mr. Galvan Jim, etc. etc...

Others just spring from their fuzzy little brains:

Mr White Fernandez (??)
Mr Spans Wilson
MR MCFERIN PHOENIX

Fools.
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General419
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Cachuma wrote:
First, this is another one where he's got the first and last names reversed (I see this all the time).


They often get my name the wrong way round as well as their own Laughing.

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Mark - "I would lactate because I broke the law"
Charles - "your church will luquidate and you shall move from grace to grass..you foolish old ass-hole called revererend...bastard."
Cliford - "and even the police or fbi can not get me i work with them so if you fill you they will help you haa haa haa haa"

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"Glory Kone" has contacted me regarding her poor dead husband and a cocoa plantation

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Everytime I reply to one of my lads mails I change the title of my character 5tuart F1eld1ng.

Sometimes its Sir, Prof, Dr, Lord, Baron et al.

It came right out of the blue when he address me in his last mail...

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DEAREST APOSTLE F1ELDING START

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General419
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Esq wrote:
Everytime I reply to one of my lads mails I change the title of my character 5tuart F1eld1ng.

Sometimes its Sir, Prof, Dr, Lord, Baron et al.

It came right out of the blue when he address me in his last mail...

Quote:
DEAREST APOSTLE F1ELDING START



That is GENIUS! Maybe its my 4:49AM-induced tiredness but I find that hilarious.

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George - "please stop calling me okay thanks."
Cliford - "YARRRRRRRRRRRR YOUR TIME IS UP SO YOU WILL BE KIDNAP ANY TIME FROM NOW"
Mark - "I would lactate because I broke the law"
Charles - "your church will luquidate and you shall move from grace to grass..you foolish old ass-hole called revererend...bastard."
Cliford - "and even the police or fbi can not get me i work with them so if you fill you they will help you haa haa haa haa"

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sunshine
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 8:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

One of my favourites was the pastor in my siggy. He made a goof with the cut and paste of his starter letter which signed off something like

Quote:
Remain Bless

Pastor Ikemba my telephone:


so for the first few emails I addressed him as "Dear Pastor Ikemba my telephone"

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 8:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

whoops posted a thread about this lad before reading this one, made me laugh when I read it in my spam box Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Another cut/paste goof had a Loan Lad sign: Dr. Denton Clark Clark

So of course I replied, "Dear Dr.Clark Clark".
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My favourite is Harris0n P0rker, AKA [email protected] P0rk (failed hitlad).
Usual lad bullshit at www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=5536220736
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i have been a man with a full of aspiction .my name is harrison with a son and no wife i work in a raynold construction company and i have a son who school abroad whos mother died after giving birth to him on the 22 feb 2001 and ever since then i lieve the life of a single parent and my only little son is complaining much and he needs a motherly care will tell u more when we talk later

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I still laugh at the vlad that named herself Nazgul.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One of my curent loan lads is playing an accountant called Edith and signs off as . So I always address her as Mrs Acct.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mr. Edoho Udobong, the Accountant General at the Central Bank of Nigeria, started his letter thus:

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FROM THE DESK OF:MR.EDOHO UDOBONGACCOUNTANT GENERAL(CBN)


He signed off as:

Quote:
MR.EDOHO UDOBONGACCOUNTANT
GENERAL(CBN).


So naturally I started my reply,

Quote:
Mr Udubongaccountant

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just got one in my catcher account from ....Fati Conteh, wonder how I could twist that Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

B8er wrote:
One of my curent loan lads is playing an accountant called Edith and signs off as . So I always address her as Mrs Acct.



Damn! I thought Edith loved only me... I managed to turn this into a bit of a romance bait. "she" is a very cold woman though.

I keep getting "her" manager phoning me.
I ask him to let me speak to "her" but oddly enough, she is always busy.

This is the second time you and I have crossed paths during a bait. small world.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm having a great time with Edith, so far she's -
* spent a couple of weeks explaining how calendars work
* provided me with a bank account
* sent me a handwritten letter of apology
* made a few unsuccessful trips to the WU & MG

I've just decided that I need to change the loan amount, so I think the whole process might be starting again Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I just got done with one that initially sent out an email as: Dr. (Mrs.) gift mice
Later on he would not sign a name to his emails, just a simple THANKS. His alternate ego at the "court" wanted me to address the WU to Nnamdi, which I could never remember, so I just addressed him as Nomad. He never once said anything about it.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 12:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Master wrote:
"Glory Kone" has contacted me regarding her poor dead husband and a cocoa plantation


One of my names is Mikel Kutchakokov

Smile I also have told several lad that i am a Deacon at the Church of Onan, where every Sunday is Palm sunday. Those that carry on the God Bless you routine get this, and I bestow upon them the title of "Overseas Apostolate of teh Church of Onan, where every sunday is Palm sunday"

An dI encourage them to use this..no takers so far but soon Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My lad's "lawyer" Was named [email protected] S3ck, so I called him Mustache Secks, but he said nothing.

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