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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 1:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If a pun is made in the forest and no one is there to groan, does Yastreb still deserve a slap?

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^What kinda slap? Cool Cool Cool

Sorry, leno! Embarassed

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Doodle Bug
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Why aren't there ever any guilty bystanders?

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Jay leno
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Yastreb Depends, usually not, It'll be judged on a case by case basis

@Corona You are forgiven on this occasion

@Doodle Bug Now this is hard, if the guilty bystander admitted it straight away the police wouldn't have a job to do and great TV shows like columbo wouldn't be around

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Doodle Bug
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Leno in my thirst for knowledge

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ Good one .. and what idiot decided it's a good idea to smoke dried plants?

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ Good one .. and what idiot decided it's a good idea to sit in a hot steamy tiny room and sweat like hell?
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dear Fraaaaaank, I mean Jay

If you tried to fail and succeeded, which have you done?

Do fish get thirsty?

Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you nailed buttered bread on top of a cat?

What would happen if everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Leno, do you think Nasty is purdier than me? Razz Razz Razz

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

And for those who want a little culture - Max Geldray will now play a loaded sackbut from the kneeling position.

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DoraTheExplorer
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dear Jay:


Why is the piggy in your siggy humping your pith helmet?


Dying to know.
Dora Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 5:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dear Jay Leno.

Please solves this dilemma for me.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolley_problem

And please hurry. Lives may depend on it.

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Jay leno
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Doodle Bug, The guy was called John

@Dutch, One of your countrymen my good friend, I think He was called Pat Sharpe

@frank.lester This would be John F Letkin PhD's Idea.

@Spudz

1 - You have done both Smile
2 - Yes they do, hense they go to the castle pub
3 - About 3 years for Animal Cruelty, Bubba will show you some lovin'
4 - The earths water would run out, but what if you have 1 person in your house and two toilets?

Quick Leno Recommendation:
Never throw water on a fat fire, it'll take your face off!

@Corona, If there was no Mrs Leno, I'd be after you, You should get that breast lump looked at, I know a good lad doctor

@Yastreb
Dear Internet user

Thank you for your comment, but what?

Kind regards
The internet

@DoraTheExplorer, In the interests of Fairness and Political correctness, Rover asked me to do it to make 419eater seem all Politically correct

@Slightlyoutofit A bit of WD40 on the wheels will fix that or you notice the £1 trolleys never have this problem

If its reffering to the railways, Thats because the controller at network rail is pissed

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You stay on my train, I don't want to crash so all is good

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mewing_ghecko
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

following Doodle Bugs question, who was the person that thought eating something that came out of a chicken's butt was a good idea?

why do some dogs walk in circle before doing their business?

what is the proper way to install a bog roll, paper end toward the front or back?

when you flush is it normal to watch it go away? is it an instinct, sort of like saying goodbye to a friend?

do pretty woman fart?

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Jay.

Doesn't really solve my problem.

I guess the Fat Man dies then.

Your fault.

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Dutch
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've never seen anyone smoking tulips either...

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Jay leno
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@mewing_ghecko

1 - They were high on smoking dried plants
2 - They are constapated and hinting for you to stick a finger up there and clear the blockage
3 - towards the Front you can't risk it on the shitter
4 - I have conducted research and asked my friends and we do it so we don't block the toilet
5 - I asked Sarah and she doesn't fat (Ask for pictures to prove prettiness)

@Slightlyoutofit
Did you tighten the bolt? Did you shake the WD40 first? Did you check the brakes?

@Dutch Go Amsterdam they smoke anything there

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ mewing_ghecko

Quote:
do pretty woman fart?


Ask the next pretty women you see.

Laughing Wink

Sorry Jay - just helping out.

Cool

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Corona
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 12:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm ugly, but I do not fart! Cool

Oops! Sorry too, Leno! Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Corona, beauty comes from within!

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Jay leno
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

*Shuffles paper*
Waiting for questions, I want to feed your hunger for knowledge Leno style.

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

How can sheep's bladders be used to predict earthquakes?

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Jay leno
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, You see this is quite easy, When a sheep does alot of poop, its either ill (Nah can't be that) or theres a slight earthquake.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^ What's that got to do with his bladder?

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Jay leno
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 12:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Good Question I'll field this one

If the sheep does alot of poop theres an earthquake, or it has a bad stomach

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