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TheLovelyJill
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 1:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Been a bit busy in RL of late - over 100 new emails in my accounts.

It's a bit demoralising really, there's far too few of us!

I shall have to go on a recruitment drive.

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GomerPyle
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Think of a funky off the wall reply and cc it out to all of them, and see which ones repond with something that makes you think they'll be fun.

Something like

Quote:
I've ordered the replacement laptop in respect of the damaged one you received. To pick it up you'll have to take it to the original reception point and swap it for the original one you received.

Please confirm your agreement to this arragement and I'll ensure it is there ready and waiting for you on Friday, and I'll also reconfirm the person and place to make the swap.

We have upgraded your order to a higher specification model with a year long subscription to a local isp at no cost to you.

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Wright B Hindyou
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^
That is exceptional.

I'll be very keen to know the response rate..... Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Seeing as many lads don't bother reading your first emails lots of them will probably fire off a scripted response Razz.

And then, the rest will just see the word LAPTOP and thing $$$. He won't read the rest of the email and just send you an email saying "Send the laptop".

But once you have him hooked... You can put him through much much pain Laughing.

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Dramaqueen
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 12:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It is hard to try and keep up with all of them.
I agree with Gomer and pick a few who seem fun and worth your attention.
As much as we would like to we cant save the world.
We definitely need more of us thats for sure.

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TheLovelyJill
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 1:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

More fab advice from Gomer Smile

I have spent a happy hour trying to get through the 300-odd archived emails that I haven't got around to responding.

I have sent the laptop canned response from another linked account, so hope that won't put them off responding.

Lessons learned - don't keep anything more than about 3 weeks old, any response is more than likely to be returned as undeliverable Smile

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FUCK YOU LYN3TTE OR WHOEVER. ASSHOLE - A Cole
YOU ARE MAD. I AM SURE. - Willi4m Du7u
She has been waiting [at the airport] for you for hours and is very afraid - Edw4rd C0le's Madrid lad.
Your father was a coward and your mother a fagot - Barr G0ldsmith
You be jail soon let wait and see........ P0ntus
I no longer want to involve you in this transaction since I am beginning to see your cunny part.
i wasn't fucking gay until i married you - MM

- Trafalgar Square 2013
Golden Pith - Hector co-bait
Safari - Mr Ayo - Lagos-Porto-Novo (probably x3) "You lier. I will not for-give Because you waste my money. you lier."
Closed lad accounts x 127 Mortar Easter Egg 2011
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