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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've done a lap with Cliford.. first as the Victim, then the chopper. Here's where it all began
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Attn Dear,

First of all i want let you know that i am an international killer which i have my boys all over the world and also want to let you know that it is your torn to die if you dont forllow my instroction.

I felt very sorry and bad for you, that your life is going to end like this if you don't comply. I was paid to eliminate you and I have to do it within 10 days.
Someone you call your friend wants you dead by all means, and the person have spent a lot of money on this, the person also came to us and told us that he wants you dead and he provided us your names, photograph and other necessary information we needed about you. If you are in doubt with this I will send you your name and where you are residing in my next mail.

Meanwhile, I have sent my boys to track you down and they have carried out the necessary investigation needed for the operation, but I ordered them to stop for a while and not to strike immediately because I just felt something good and sympathetic about you. I decided to contact you first and know why somebody will want you dead by all means. Right now my men are monitoring you, their eyes are on you, and even the place you think is safer for you to hide might not be.

Now do you want to LIVE OR DIE? It is up to you. Get back to me now if you are ready to enter deal with me, I mean life trade, who knows, and I might just spear your life, $5,000 is all you need to spend. You will first of all pay $2,000 then I will send the tape of the person that want you dead to you and when the tape gets to you, you will pay the remaining $3,000. If you are not ready for my help, then I will have no choice but to carry on the assignment after all I have already being paid before now.

Warning: do not think of contacting the police or even tell anyone because I will extend it to any member of your family since you are aware that somebody that want you dead know you too well and some members of your family as well.

For your own good I will advise you not to go out once is 7pm until I make out time to see you and give you the tape of my discussion with the person who want you dead then you can use it to take any legal action. Good luck as I await your reply to this .

Mr.cliford orji.


After playing tennis back & forth.. my character decides to send him the second of 2 payments. Funny, Cliford didn't receive either. It actually went to my dolla chopper with a similar email address as our clumsy hitman
Quote:
Cliford
where do I send the other £2000???
I received confirmation from the money gram people in Union Bank that you have received the £3000 transfer this morning????
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO ACCEPT THIS MONEY AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!


Now..he's turned around and asked my character if they want to join forces???
Quote:
but you no say you no get sence and you they mard why you know want tell me say you no be maga make we work collect money na wa for you self


Why don't you take over?? .. great for a novice baiter who wants to spread their wings.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

this sounds good and i've never had a hitlad... gonna try 'er out.
what is a good opening reply to a hitlad email?

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oooh I love hitman lads. Haven't had one for a while. I think I'll have a go at him. Smile

Microburst, a good opening for a hitman lad would be:

Quote:
WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHO THE HELL WOULD WANT TO KILL ME? YOU CAN GO F*CK YOURSELF!


Isn't that pretty much what a real person would say? Laughing Then he'll continue on with his script, and you can act like you believe him and take it from there.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

microburst wrote:
what is a good opening reply to a hitlad email?


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Please don't kill me sir....please...


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'll get a few emails out to him. I love fictionally fearing for my fictional life on account of a fictional hit man.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'll send him a few emails too. Hopefully, he'll go insane. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

He must think he hit the hitman jackpot! I wrote to him, but nothing back yet.

I actually love baiting hitman lads. My hitman-baiting character is an unemployed single mother with a 5-yr-old son who has cancer. I tell the hitman that the money he wants me to send to him is all the money I have to pay for my son's cancer treatment, and if I have to send it to him, my son will surely die.

Almost invariably, they demand that I send them the money anyway. I like to save up these responses to use in ethics threads, to give lad-huggers a little dose of reality. Wink

Only once has a hitman lad actually caved when I told him about my "sick son". There was this really pathetic hitman lad last year that a bunch of us baited. The moment I trotted out my cancer-son story, he fell apart and actually told me he was a Nigerian scammer and wasn't going to hurt me. Not that he was reformed in any way - I started baiting from another email addy, and he got right back on script. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

yup .. Cachuma, that is very worthy to mention.

I was hoping someone could give him some love as it started well although once I got him off track, he turned all feeble and weak.

Hopefully someone around here can punt him between the goal posts.. I've kinda got my hands full with all sorts of idiots with Bruin's new WIMP modality.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He has not replied to me yet either. I hope he does, for some reason in my catcher accounts I never get any hitlads - and I'm a little bored of baiting the same old NOK types...

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

thanks for sharing your hitlad.

email sent. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A fresh hitladgerian .. Me likes. Email sent.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Anybody heard back from him? This is the LAZIEST hitman I've ever baited!

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Not yet. Maybe he's too busy to check his email, since he's out killing a bunch of people?

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

he is busy now recruiting new boys to track all the new customers down, out there. you know, good personal not easy to find.

my fearsom lil' character is also one who begs for mercy.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 9:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hey I finally got a reply from Mr. Lazy Hitman!

Quote:
Look if you dont want me to kill you and spear your life, it is going to cust you $5,000 is all you need to spend. You will first of all pay $2,000 then I will send the tape of the person that want you dead to you and when the tape gets to you, you will pay the remaining $3,000. If you are not ready for my help, then I will have no choice but to carry on the assignment after all I have already being paid before now.

Warning:!!! Warning!!! Warning !!! do not think of contacting the police or even tell anyone because I will extend it to any member of your family since you are aware that somebody that want you dead know you too well and some members of your family as well. and even the police or fbi can not get me i work with them so if you fill you they will help you haa haa haa haa know way they will not help you but that is were your problem started

So For your own good I will advise you not to go out once is 7pm until I make out time to see you and give you the tape of my discussion with the person who want you dead ...,then you can use it to take any legal action.

SO what you need to do now is to send the $2000 dollers to this information befor it will be too lait ok.

so you have to go to via money gram or wstern union and make the payment today.

REACIVERS NAME:…STEVE… THOMAS

LOCATION…SOUTH LONDON
Se5 8P6…. London uk.

Test Question: WHAT FOR


Test Answer: FOR YOUR LIFE.

So i dont want you to know where about on till you make the payment and i come to give you the tape. that is why you have to send it to my egent in london for your live .

Good luck as I await your reply to this .


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ yep, exact same reply received here ..

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

i sent him this.

Quote:
Sir
i do not know who you are but did theMafia send you?????

i have the whole $250,000 with me and i will take to where ever they want me to take it. Please just ask Mr Don perignion to mail me so we can sort this out



then got the same reply above.

so i just sent this and got an almost instant reply



Quote:
Look
i know the Mafia sent you. Please tell them i have the whole $250,000. they do not need to kill me now and i dont want to die.

I have the money so they just need to collect it.

Hnas




Quote:
HEYYY YOU LIKE TOLKING TOO MUCH AND WHY DID YOU LIKE TO TOLK TOO MUCH YOU HAVE TO SEND THE MONEY WITH THIS INFORMATION NOW


but i want him to go for the $250,000

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah, he's online right now. This is one really pathetic hitman! Here's my exchange with him:

Me:
Sir,

Quote:
I still think this is a mistake, you must think I am someone else. I don't live in London, I don't even live in England, I live in California in the USA, so how can you be trying to kill me if you're in another country?

That is a lot of money and I think there must be a miskate because you must have me confused with someone else. Please leave me alone


Moronic Hitman:
Quote:
HEY LOOK WHY DUE YOU LIKE TOLKING TOO MUCH?..OR DID YOU THINK I DONT KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING ?..LISTING I KNOW YOU ARE NOT STAYING IN LONDON WHAT I SAID IS THAT YOU SHOULD SEND THE MONEY TO MY EGENT IN LONDON THEN I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND GIVE YOU THE TAPE THEN YOU BALACE ME VERY FAST BECOUSE I DONT HAVE TIME TO WEST WITH YOU.

THE ONLY HELP I CAN GIVE TO YOU NOW IS TO KNOW HOW MUCH YOU HAVE AT HAND NOW SO THAT YOU CAN SEND IT THE INFORMATION BELOW SO THAT I CAN GIVE YOU THE INFORMATION YOU NEED OK

REACIVERS NAME:…STEVE… THOMAS

LOCATION…SOUTH LONDON

Se5 8P6…. London uk.

Test Question: WHAT FOR

Test Answer: FOR YOUR LIFE.


SO YOU HAVE TO DO IT FAST BEFOR IT WILL BE TOO LAIT OK


Me:
Quote:
But why would someone want to kill me? I'm just a poor single mother, and my little boy is in the hospital with cancer and I need all my money to pay for his treatments. Why would someone want to kill me? Sir I don't have this kind of money to send to you, because if I do then my little boy won't get his cancer treatments and he's only five years old. Please tell me who wants to hurt me, because I can't think of anyone who would want to. Why would someone want my little boy to die? Please don't do this.


Moronic Hitman:
Quote:
LISTING LET ME TELL YOU I WILL HELP YOU JUST BECOUSE OF YOUR SON OK BUT YOU HAVE TO LET ME KNOW HOW MUCH YOU CAN PROVIDE FOR NOW SO THAT I WILL LIVE YOUR LIFE FOR YOU BUT IF YOU DONT WANT TO LIVE WITH YOUR CHIDE JUST LET ME KNOW THAT YOU DONT HAVE ANY MONEY FOR NOW AND THEN YOU SEE


Me:
Quote:
Don't you understand? If I send you ANY money, then I can't pay for my son's cancer treatments, and he will die! And if you kill me, he will die because I am all he has. Do you really want to be responsible for killing a little 5 year old boy?

All the money I have in the world is this $10,000 that we raised at the fundraiser to pay for my boy's treatments. If I send any of that to you, he'll die because I can't afford to pay for his treatments any other way.

Can you please tell me who wants me dead? Is it my ex husband?


Moronic Hitman:
Quote:
you must be very stupid let me tell you now !!!!!!! really want to be responsible for killing you and your son any time from now since you dont want to do it ok so byyyyyyyy


Me:
Quote:
Wait, please, don't do this to me! I can't let you kill my son so I'll do what you want! Can I just send you $1000? The hospital might be willing to keep giving him his treatments if I can give them $9000 and promise them I'll get the rest soon, and I'll see if I can borrow it from others.

Please tell me if this will make you leave me and my boy alone.


Moronic Hitman:
Quote:
YOU HAVE TO GO AND DO IT NOW SO THAT YOUR LIFE AND YOUR SON LIFE WILL BE SAVE.

THAT IS THE ONLY HELP I CAN GIVE TO YOU YOU HAVE TO GO AND SEND THE $1000 NOW AND WITH THIS INFORMATION TO MY EGENT IN LONDON


REACIVERS NAME:…STEVE… THOMAS

LOCATION…SOUTH LONDON

Se5 8P6…. London uk.

Test Question: WHAT FOR

Test Answer: FOR YOUR LIFE.


Me:
Quote:
Okay okay I'll go but you know that you are going to burn in hell with the worst scum of this planet and you will die yourself soon becuse you are not a human that is fit to live, you are worse than the slimey shit that spews out of a goat's ass. You are trying to kill a little 5 year old boy who has never done any thing to hurt anyone, why would you do that, just so you can make money?

I don't understand how I am supposed to send the money to you can you please explain? I don' tknow how to send money to London. And what is a test question?


Moronic Hitman:
Quote:
SO YOU ARE STILL TALKING TOO MUCH MADAM DONT LET ME CHANGE MY MIND I ONLY WANT TO HELP YOU AND LOOK AT YOUR LAST EMAIL. DONT LET BE PROVOK OK BECOUSE IF I DUE !!!!!!!!!!!!!! WELL

THAT IS THEINFORMATION.

REACIVERS NAME:…STEVE THOMAS

LOCATION…SOUTH LONDON
Test Question: ........RED

Test Answer:.......... BLACK


Me:
Quote:
But wait, now you gave me a different test question and answer and I don't understand! If you want this money you're going to have to explain yourself becaue I don't understand at all what you're talking about. What is a test question and what am I supposed to do with it? Please stop threatening me when you aren't making any sense! You are going to have to explain to me how I send you the money. Do I go to my bank to do it? Or do I send a check through the mail? What is the address? I want to do what you're asking but you aren't making it clear!


Moronic Hitman:
Quote:
LISTING MADAM GO NOW AND SEND IT WITH THIS INFORMATION NOW AND STOP TALKING TOO MUCH OK OK OK.
REACIVERS NAME:…STEVE THOMAS

LOCATION…SOUTH LONDON
Test Question: ........RED

Test Answer:.......... BLACK


Me:
Quote:
Send it HOW? How the hell am I supposed to send it? Send it in the mail? You didn't give me a full address. Do I go to my bank? I don't understand! You haven't told me how to send it! This doesn't make any sense.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I received the same reply as everyone else.

Here's what I sent him:

Quote:

WHAT THE HELL??!!
MY EX-HUSBAND HIRED YOU DIDN'T HE??!!
I KNEW HE ONLY WANTED MONEY BUT THIS IS SICK!
HOW MUCH DID HE PAY YOU?!
TELL ME!

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm currently baiting him as asking him whether or put him up to it. I also asked whether the videotape would be delivered to .

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

he is fairly short and to the point with me.
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But i have the money to pay Don. you must let him know i have it and to cancel the contract on me. please you must make sense of this. I pay the money and Don cancels the contract on me. Just go and tell him and you will see.
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IMMEDIATLY I GOT THE PAYMENT THE CONTRACT WILL BE CANSIL
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But what do i do with the $250,000?

Do i give it to you to give to Don Perignion?

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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ARE YOU STUPID? LISTING IF YOU DONT PAY THIS MONEY TODAY YOUR LIFE IS GON BYYYYYYYY


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

he is still going. He must have his own computer to be up this early in the morning.(nigeria)

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YOU ARE PAYING IT TO HAAVE YOUR LIFE



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yes i know i have the $250,000.
If you dont kill me he will send someone else to do the job so my life is still forfeit even if i do pay you.

I need to pay Don what i owe him. That is all i need to do. only then will i be safe.

have you spoken to him Like i asked?

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ceres wrote:
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ARE YOU STUPID? LISTING IF YOU DONT PAY THIS MONEY TODAY YOUR LIFE IS GON BYYYYYYYY


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Whereas he asked you if you're stupid, he just told me plainly:
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YOU ARE VERY VERY VERY VERY STUPID OK ....

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This has GOT to be the stupidest hitman I've ever baited. My character is ready to send him $1000, but she missed the part at the beginning where he mentioned WU/MG, and she keeps asking him how to send him the money. And the dope can't seem to figure out how to tell her!

Moronic Hitman:
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LISTING YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE BANK NOW TELL THEM YOU WANT TO SEND MONEY TO LONDON WITH THIS IFORMATION AND THEY WILL DO IT FOR YOU.

REACIVERS NAME:…STEVE THOMAS

LOCATION…SOUTH LONDON
Test Question: ........RED

Test Answer:.......... BLACK


Me:
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You moron, my bank isn't going to know who to send it to! There must be thousands of people named Steve Thomas in London. If you want my bank to send the money you have to give me a bank account! I can't just go to my bank and ask them to send it off to nobody! You'll have to give me a bank account number, and tell me the name of the bank.


Moronic Hitman:
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THANK YOU FOR INSOLTING ME BUT NOW THE TRANSACTION JUST STARTED SO JUST HAVE IT IN YOUR MIND THAT SUMTING IS GOING TO HAPPEN OK GOOD BYYYYYYYYYYY


Me:
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Wait I told you I would send you the money but I can't just walk into my bank and tell them to sand money without a bank account! Please tell me if there is some other way to send you money without going to my bank!


I'm ready to start him on some fun payment-delaying modalities, but he's gonna have to EARN it by telling me to go to Western Union! Let's see if he's too much of a dolt to figure that out.

Oh, and I love his peculiar lad-English. "Listing" for "Listen"? That's a new one on me! Laughing

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