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drbo
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I walk down the street
I see a mugu, a lad and a scammer

I talk with them online
yet I have no scanner

I have started to think in mugu terms
'understood' 'calm down calm down'
are now part of my vocab

I even see mugus driving a cab
this is not reality
not the modality
mugus don't work

and then, I feel like a jerk

I will admit
I'm ashamed of it
I became a bit racist

My deal is to make them think I'm real
to make them feel
that I am the real deal

My job is to make them a knob
to make them a slob
to hurt them

as they do to many

in the end... I waste their time... It is all I can do...

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That's excellent and certainly deserves a pony and bum! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

lol... I was wondering why I got a pink pony and a bum... ty ... tyvm..

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Such a lovely poem, drbo! You could express some of my feelings too. Very Happy

Do you write poems to your lads as well?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sweet! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

drbo gets a pony and bum
and yet what do I get
more grief from my lad scum

all he did was pen a ditty
why oh why
are the mods so picky

drbo gets a pony and bum
and yet what do I get
more grief from my lad scum

do I complain? Am I mad
despite it all
I still have my lad

drbo gets a pony and bum
and yet what do I get
more grief from my lad scum

I bait and I bait
all without risk
the money is there
honest it is

drbo gets a pony and bum
and yet what do I get
more grief from my lad scum

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i am tired of all these rusbish, i am waisiting my time andf mone
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing


That was really really good and certainly deserves a bum and pony too.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I sit. I wait
I read. I bait
It's always fun
(I never Hate)
I bait the hook
I catch a crook
He lies. He Cheats
His brow he beats
I lie. Delay
Defer his pay
WU's MG's
No cash he sees
The time it flies
The lad; He cries
Each mail; a way
To cause delay
And waste his time
(it's not a crime)
It's just a way
To make him pay

For all the havok he has spent
On all the meek and innocent.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A poetry thread? Here is one of my favorites.

Where the Sidewalk Ends

Shel Silverstein


Quote:
There is a place where the sidewalk ends
And before the street begins,
And there the grass grows soft and white,
And there the sun burns crimson bright,
And there the moon-bird rests from his flight
To cool in the peppermint wind.

Let us leave this place where the smoke blows black
And the dark street winds and bends.
Past the pits where the asphalt flowers grow
We shall walk with a walk that is measured and slow,
And watch where the chalk-white arrows go
To the place where the sidewalk ends.

Yes we'll walk with a walk that is measured and slow,
And we'll go where the chalk-white arrows go,
For the children, they mark, and the children, they know
The place where the sidewalk ends.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Pastor Frank wrote:
A poetry thread? Here is one of my favorites.



It's more like a pony and bum begging thread - but I sure am enjoying the poems!

Great job Larry! bum and pony on the way!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I figured what that hell:

Lads from afar craiglist a fake car
They want the money you make, their checks are fake
Advance payment fraud is the crime they commit
Their scams are always 100% legit

My job is to waste their time, their dime
No work on my end, no money I spend
Sending a lad to Chad is the baiters dream
In a baiters world, nothing is as it seems

Lotto lads, NOK, dying widow, and hitmen scams
Are what you can expect to come in your mail
Some small samples of what is 100% risky free
When you get these mail, I hope you can see

All lads deserve to rot in hell
We can only dream of seeing our lad in a jail cell
We kill their accounts they send to us
That must really kick them in the nuts


Can I get a pony and a bum too? Pretty please?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

lotta wrote:
It's more like a pony and bum begging thread


Damnit, I actually like poetry. I took a creative writing class back in my college days, (It was one of the mandatory "electives"). For the final exam we had to write three poems and submit them for peer review. The shame on my family continues to this day,

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Great job everyone!

I didn't know that I could come up with a poem until V-day.

Also didn't know that I could be so happy without a steady.Image

If I come up with one, I will not expect anything for it
as I am already happy for what I have. Cool Cool Cool

Love you, Girlfriend and all! Image

Edit: To take out all the self part. Wink Wink Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The only 4.0 I ever got in College...

Perhaps a limerick contest some time in the future...

Shocked

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh goody, a poetry thread Laughing

There once was a love lad named Peter
Who met up with a girl baiter from Eater
The lad kept on whining and complaining
reading along it became quite draining
Until the lad safaried to Chad to greet her


As some of you may have noticed i like writing poetry and began writing, unsure of where it would go, I wrote of a story that is not real but rather based on real experience with scam victims, it is a fairly accurate account of how a scam can play on a victim



From a cafe in lagos hiding from the real
A lad wrote some lies, hoping to steal
he wrote to many and prayed to god
That one of those vics would begin to nod

Some replied telling him where to go
Others ignored it and thankfully so
But there was this one who was believing
So the lad set about starting his thieving

The lad told the victim, every lie he had
And never for a moment thought he was bad
He continued to weave a web of cruel lies
the vic believed it all, without surprise

The victim had told him of her sick child
Who has an illness that was far from mild
Without enough money to save the kids life
She believed the scammer and ended in strife

The lad promised he was honest and very sincere
He ask for her to trust him and said she was dear
She trusted too much and believed all his lies
the lad not caring if her child lives or dies

He said he would send her lots of money
He called her dear and sometimes Hunny
She fell in love with his lies and his fake pic
And she began to trust him it makes me sick

He said he wanted to live and love forever
he insisted they would all be happy together
He promised her money for doctors fees
But then started requests and then some plees

She told him the money was all she had
and if she were to lose it the outcome was bad
For she needed the money to save her childs life
And if she lost it she would be in terrible strife

But the lad kept on lying and promising things
Like sincerity and loving, lets see what love brings
She helped him with money to pay for his fees
Sent by Western Union but there were more pleas

He sent her flight details to show he would travel
But as the scam rolled on the lies didn't unravel
She waited at the airport for him to get in
But he never made it, another lie would begin

He told her he was mugged and robbed of his stuff
And needed more money as things were real tough
the woman in love, she believed he was so slick
believing nobody could ever be so very sick

She sent him more money at a doctors request
He told her he loved her and she was the best
It went on for weeks, and had more and more fees
As the womans money was finished like autumn trees

She told some of her friends, who said it was a scam
But she didn't believe them, she was in love with this man
She sent all of her money to make their dream come true
She so desperately wanted love and did all she could do

When there was no money left she started to cry
as the scammer told her he was going to die
She needed to get more money as the doctor had said
or he would surely not make it and die on that bed

She began to ask all her close family and friends
If they could lend her some money before his life ends
She got more money and sent it all to the lad
She was now in debt and didn't realise she was had

She did have one friend who began to wonder
These must be just lies designed to plunder
She had done some looking and found a web site
And when she saw the scam details it gave her a fright

She contacted the website and asked for some advice
Her friend had been scammed, and paid a heavy price
But how would she get her friend to see the scam too
The scamwarners team told her exactly what to do

They found lots of evidence and gathered the proof
And a stack of reports that would reach the roof
They sent it all on to the scammers poor vic
and as she read though she began to feel sick

Her heart was now broken and she was in debt
She didn't want to live with the sorry regret
She had been scammed of all that she had
and the scammer didn't feel the slightest bit bad



Where this seperates from reality is when her friend tries to convince the scam vic that she had been scammed, the poem makes it seem like it was easy to get her to see the truth, that part is quite unrealistc and to be honest, even if I kept writing for the next 2 hours, I could never capture that emotion


Now, dont sit there crying, get out there and slow a scammer or 2 down Wink

Edited to fix some typos,

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^You are so good! Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

grlnxtdr681 wrote:
Can I get a pony and a bum too? Pretty please?


Absolutely Very Happy
What a great idea this thread was - as we are getting some great poetry!

@Murry
Great job too!

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks Corona and Lotta, always happy if I can inspire people to waste more time of a scammer, hopefully I have done that Wink

I dont hate easily, but have no problem at all hating these thieving scumbags Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

All of the entires were very good.

@Murry - i really liked yours, it had a lot of hatred in there.....

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That was excellent Murry.

Very gripping. Sad

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This is my very humble submission to the pony and bum begging thread.
This is no where near as good as some of the others but I wanted to give it a try.
Can I have a bum and pony too? Pretty please Miss Lotta. Very Happy



Scammers really need to pay

They try to steal all their victims money away

Scammers take their victims hearts,money,and lives

They are very heartless with their lies




Sometimes scammers even try to scare

Their poor victims with blackmail flair

Scammers try to control with threats and horrendous lies

They do not care if their victims even die




Sometimes victims even hurt so bad

They only want to die rather than be so sad

Scammers want the money no matter what

Even if the victim has to cut

Into their finances and lose their home

It's never enough for them they even want your phone




They call you and harass you and

Tell you they will kill you

If you ever try to leave them

They want complete control of you




Scammers don't care about your family or your health

All they care about is taking all your wealth

They will stay until they can bleed you dry

They don't care if you are old, sick,or cry




For this heartless selfishness they need to pay

Our special and wonderful group has a way

To deal with these nasty scumbags

Make them scared and run in fear

We are their worst nightmares





Every time they pick a victim

They have to worry if it's one of us out to get them

This makes me smile and do what I do

To try and help and hurt them too

Make THEM feel like stupid fools

So look out scammers the jokers are coming for you...

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sorry to be a thread whore...

I had thought I found love
thought I was above
She fooled me and hurt me
But I did not see

She said all I wanted to hear
It was music to my ears
She sent forward pics
I did many clicks
and when I found out
I felt very sick

So what to do now?
Should I just let it go
or try to get back
and hurt her somehow?

I lost all my savings that I ever had
Did she even care? or even feel bad?

Now I doubt my judgment
and doubt who I trust
I fell for a picture of a girl w'nice bust

I found solace here
with fellow scambaiters
yet sometimes I still
cannot find ways to hate her

I will give them hell
those damn four one niners
and will give her hell
if I ever find her

I will just end this
thanking you all
lets waste all of their time
and fuck with them all

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh Lotta, wont you give me a pink audi, too?
My friends all have pink ponies, I try to make do.
Have unknown number of pink piggies, as you can see,
So Lotta, wont you give a pink audi to me ?

Oh Lotta, wont you give me a whole pile of flags?
The dead sites resprout, which sure is a drag.
If no 404, and send abuse reports 1, 2 & 3,
So oh Lotta, wont you give a pink audi to me?

Oh Lotta, wont you give me more mortar board?
Pith helmets are fun, and badges are for baiting lords.
Prove that you love me and give that pink audi to me,
I'll wear it real proudly next too the pyramid for those damned HYIPs!

Everybody!
Oh Lotta, wont you give me a pink audi, too?
My friends all have pink ponies, I try to make do.
Have unknown number of pink piggies, as you can see,
So Lotta, wont you give a pink audi to me ?

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dr stephen williams
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

more digital hiccups

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United Kingdom United States Nigeria x303
Safari x8 Acra-Ctnu, Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku Prt Hrcrt-Abche Lgos>Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ)
Safari x21 SS
Safari Sand Timer x3 Dr Ray Lgos-Ctnu,
Golden Pith x2 Safari x7 Tattoo x7 Closed lad accounts x9 Mortar Vcamera x14 Sand Timer x6 Team Turd Lgs>Dla Bnn>Lbra Acra>Dkar Dkr>Bnjul> Dkr>Tmbktu>Abche>Adre>N'djmna, Lgos>Cairo>Aswn>Jail Ctnu>Lgos Ctnu>acra, Lgos>Jbrg>Drbn>Prt Elzbth>CT>Sprngbk>CT>Drbn>CT>Hrre>Lska>DEsSlm>Mmbasa>Nirbi>Kmpla 28,510 Miles
Golden Pith Safari Tattoo x5 Vcamera Sand Timer Team Woody Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko
Nurse Nastys Audi TTpony Whip Mc FryMortar Closed lad accounts pyramid

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dr stephen williams
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Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 15257
Location: DSW's Tattoo Parlour


PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

digital hiccups

_________________
United Kingdom United States Nigeria x303
Safari x8 Acra-Ctnu, Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku Prt Hrcrt-Abche Lgos>Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ)
Safari x21 SS
Safari Sand Timer x3 Dr Ray Lgos-Ctnu,
Golden Pith x2 Safari x7 Tattoo x7 Closed lad accounts x9 Mortar Vcamera x14 Sand Timer x6 Team Turd Lgs>Dla Bnn>Lbra Acra>Dkar Dkr>Bnjul> Dkr>Tmbktu>Abche>Adre>N'djmna, Lgos>Cairo>Aswn>Jail Ctnu>Lgos Ctnu>acra, Lgos>Jbrg>Drbn>Prt Elzbth>CT>Sprngbk>CT>Drbn>CT>Hrre>Lska>DEsSlm>Mmbasa>Nirbi>Kmpla 28,510 Miles
Golden Pith Safari Tattoo x5 Vcamera Sand Timer Team Woody Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko
Nurse Nastys Audi TTpony Whip Mc FryMortar Closed lad accounts pyramid
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