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 A poem.. (it's what I do)

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Merry Widow
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Murry, this one is for you. Think Mary had a Little Lamb

Murry had a little bait,
little bait, little bait,
Murry had a little bait,
his script was good as gold

And everything that Murry said,
Murry said, Murry said,
And everything that Murry said,
the lad was sure to do

Lad followed him on safari one day,
safari one day, safari one day,
Lad followed him on safari one day,
which was against the script

Lad made the baiters read and laugh,
read and laugh, read and laugh,
Lad made the baiters read and laugh,
to see a lad safari

And so the baiter slapped him so,
slapped him so, slapped him so,
And so the baiter slapped him so,
but still he lingered near

And waited patiently about,
patiently about, patiently about,
And waited patiently about till,
Murry did email

Why does the lad email Murry so,
email Murry so, email Murry so,
Why does the lad email Murry so,
the baiters cry

Why, Murry emails the laddy, you know
the baiters did reply
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Now that has to be the best poem here Laughing

Loved it

Just so you know, that isn't all that far off how I did get my lad to travel Wink

The stub me in the back line actually came about 2 to 3 weeks after when all of his money seemed to get chopped all of a sudden, he blamed me for it but of course, there was no real money to be chopped, he was soundly baited by about 10 baiters, I loved that bait

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Merry Widow
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Glad you liked it Murry.

Here is another one but a bit more general.
Think 1-2 buckle my shoe...

1-2 Bid free time adieu
3-4 Mentors and more
5-6 I stare transfixed
7-8 I've hooked my bait
9-10 emailing again
11-12 his script is shelved
13-14 a dying widow unseen
15-16 or money to clean
17-18 or pics obsene
19-20 posts aplenty

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Merry Widow
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I just looked, I have a pair of bums and a pony
I am giggling so hard I almost peed

One last poem

Murry, Murry quite contrary
How does your safari go?
with a slap and a shout
and lads all about

Thanks for the bums and pony!!
I can't wait to add a piggy and flag

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Meri, if it were up to me, I would have awarded you 2 buns and 2 ponies, sadly I dont have any icon issueing powers, I have however managed to suck up to some of the mods over the last (nearly) 2 years so I will put in a good word for you Wink



Edit, Thanks Lotta, I just noticed my siggy line growing too Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Meri.

So happy someone is finding Murry interesting. Beneath his arrogant vainglorious posturing he does have a heart of gold, just don't put too much trust in his M7CN numbers. Always close and yet so wrong.

He can woo for sure and is a fair dancer. I am sure he will mark your dance card at the Eater Easter ball.

Wink Laughing Cool

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Easter Ball! Very Happy

Reason to buy a new dress. jump_4_joy

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

lotta wrote:
ebennekom wrote:
Well... I suppose my poem sucks too bad Twisted Evil Not surprising.


No it was beautiful and a bum and pony were awarded. Are you sure you have your sig line turned on in your profile?

Murry? Sad You got yours.


Oy ehm....... Oopsie Embarassed

Thanks Lotta!

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Merry Widow
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 4:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Here is a poem for Nurse Nasty about his Nurse + Reptile Lad
Think Pop goes the Weasel

All around the internet cafe
Mr. Musa chased the script
The nurses thought 'twas all in fun
Pop goes the laddie

A donation for a charity
A tow down the road
Thats the way the bait goes
Pop goes the laddie

Back and forth to bank
In and out the cart
Thats the way the bait goes
Pop goes the laddie

Half a month of emails sent
Half a month of pictures
Mix it up and paint it green
Pop goes the laddie

Thanks for the good word Murry
Wait till you see my new dress for the Eater Easter ball

And double thanks for the icons Lotta!!

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 4:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Nice! Very Happy

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drbo
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Really? I mean really?? I started this poetry thread because I found none here...

It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside to know that I introduced poetry to this forum.

I may have begot this
I intended this

you made it what it is
and I thank you all

This is just the start
like a mugu fart
a small idea, lets get some art

I am here to make them hurt
make them work
not for the glory
but and in a hurry

give them funny names
make them ashamed
take the time
and make it mine
use, abuse and make them do what you will
yet they still believe whatever you say
they will...

the con is on
the bait is hot
they will be the one
who is always a have not

as I always will say
and never pretend
this is how
my poem will en

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Merry Widow
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks drbo for starting this poetry thread, I just love it

Here is one to the tune of White Christmas

I'm dreaming of a Lad Safari
Just like the ones I love to read
Where the laddies shout
And laddettes pout
To hear a baiter take the lead

I'm dreaming of a Lad Safari
With every security form I send
May you baits be funny and great
And may all your lads be eager to bait

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