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PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

MeridianAlicante wrote:
What on earth is the cat trying to do when it lies flat on the floor, stretches itself to full length, hooks its claws in the carpet, and then proceeds to drag itself along the whole length of the hallway, purring all the time?
It's drying off after using the litter box.

All I have to say about chocolate is gimme, gimme, gimme.

I think the "men whores", to use Corona's term, only hang around to watch all of the girly kisses.

These are my two kitties. They're brother and sister from the same litter. Just by looking it's easy to tell which one is the troublemaker.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^

The sneaky looking one?

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Please don't turn this into the "cat thread". I despise the creatures (all pets, except fish) Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Here's mine, taken this afternoon, enjoying the spring sun in the backyard.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ex. wrote:
The sneaky looking one?


O<P. tjeu are a;; sneaky! Shocked


Edit: The cat made me do it...

Should read: "They are all sneaky!" Embarassed

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sadly, I can not have a cat until I get a new place, but the place I'm living at now has a very friendly and handsome fawnequin Great Dane. Turned me into a more dog tolerant person.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Who mentioned dog? I might have Jack Russell for dinner tomorrow.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Craig007 wrote:
Please don't turn this into the "cat thread". I despise the creatures (all pets, except fish) Twisted Evil


Sorry Craig Wink I live with 4 cats.

PRS girl, isn't it amazing how two cats from the same litter can be so different? I have a brother and sister from one litter and than two sisters from another litter. And 4 very distinct personalities.

MeridianAlicante, He/she is saying "look at me, aren't I cute? Now give me more treats".

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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It's masterbating. Very Happy


I've been on this site too much. I read that as master baiting, and wondered how the cat managed to do that.

Embarassed

I think I'll go with SlapHappy's explanation. Much less scary.


That WAS what I meant. You know...bating! That's what we do here, right?

What did you THINK I meant?


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I live with 4 cats too--2 I meant to have and 2 fosters that just never left!

Sadly, after taking hundreds of pics of the meowing and barking little buggers at work every week, I never seem to get around to taking any new ones of my own...

It's on my "to-do" list for soon as my 15 yr old has been in renal failure for the last several months and probably will not be around too much longer.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dorothy, I'm sorry to hear about your sick kitty. Give it lots of love while you can and remember all of the good times with the ball of fur. Peace be with both of you.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dorothy wrote:
my 15 yr old has been in renal failure for the last several months and probably will not be around too much longer.


I'm so sorry Dorothy Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm sorry too Dorothy. It is so hard to lose a pet.
Especially one you have had for so long. Sad

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm sorry three Dorothy. We lost our 2 cats last year (aged 5 - see earlier in this thread - and 16), I can imagine what you're going through.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm sorry, Dorothy! Sad Sad Sad

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

An Apology to Corona.

I am sorry Corona. I know you sent me lovely PM to just say hello, and to give me some lovely flapping birds.

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I am sorry, but they flew too close to my immaculate 1969 Mustang, which I'd just finished waxing. They perched themselves above the car.... and....

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Don't worry. The car is fine...

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Corona, why haven't you sent me birds?
I thought we were sisters....

I would have loved your sweet birds and taken such good care of them.
Now Nurse Nasty has killed them. Shocked
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I love Mustangs too, I can almost understand about the birds.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Surprised Surprised Surprised

As long as the car is fine. Cool

You wanna go hit the drag strip?

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Edit: I'll send you birds sis. Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Dorothy - *virtual hugs*

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That WAS what I meant. You know...bating! That's what we do here, right?

What did you THINK I meant?


Wink


I'm sorry Cachuma, the previous PWT must still be corrupting my brain. Please accept my apologies.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^You mean the bleach didn't work?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ah-ha!

I forgot that I had the rest of that bleach from the whatever post by whoever posted it incident!

BRB, going to bleach my brain again.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It really does help. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dramaqueen wrote:
Corona, why haven't you sent me birds?


What do you need the birds for? Do you have a cat to feed?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

MeridianAlicante wrote:

Cachuma wrote:


That WAS what I meant. You know...bating! That's what we do here, right?

What did you THINK I meant?


Wink


I'm sorry Cachuma, the previous PWT must still be corrupting my brain. Please accept my apologies.


If you actually believed I didn't mean it in the way you originally thought, I've got a $29.5 USD inheritance fund for ya. Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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If you actually believed I didn't mean it in the way you originally thought, I've got a $29.5 USD inheritance fund for ya. Wink


Why, that's so kind of you! I can use it to pay the fees to bring the love of my life over from her life of poverty in Africa! And her sister. And her brother. And their mother. And their goat. And their pet duck which tragically was caught in an exploding duck shed accident and desperately needs surgery for its near barbequing.

Laughing

I can't believe I managed to type that with a straight face.

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