Theres nothing more satisfying than converting a scammer....

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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:57 am

..especially when you convert then from Christianity to Planeteerism, a religion invented by my crackpot charachter , who beleives that a race of super-intelligent Aliens called the Nectarines discovered earth and created humans by molesting apes.

You can read up on them here:

My lad has finally seen the light and taken my cult....erm...I mean religion on board....

Quote:

Good day to you Brother Aaron,

Brother thanks for your mail,why I will be one of the Planeteer.,since we are dealing together definitely we must be one as a member.Once we concluded this trasaction and you have this fund next week I will travel down to be with you as a member of the Planeteer.

Brother I agree with you to be member of the Seven Tenets of the Planeteer Code.

Also believe in the Nectarines and hail them as my eternal forefathers and universal leaders Laughing

, after successful completion of this transaction ready to spread the message of the Planeteers to every one here in UK.

When I arrived Canada we are going to be with other members of the Planeteers.

The importnat is to get this done fast.Let me have this payment so that I can collect this Affidavit for Claim in your name for you to have this fund.

Brother I wait to have this Control Number before the close of work today,the person you are sending the money to is in charge the Affidavit certificate in the British Royal Crown Court.

Thanks.

Yours faithfully,
Sir Frederick Macgregor ,ESQ.

Forms ahoy Wink

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2009 Posts: 479

Gaz wrote:

who beleives that a race of super-intelligent Aliens called the Nectarines discovered earth and created humans

Mr Hubbard is that you?

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:16 am

I remember a while back looking through your site and making a mess on my keyboard! Very Happy

I think you need a 'go planet' trophy sign!

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:25 pm

Lads are so accommodating of other beliefs...for just as long as it takes to type "MTCN" Wink

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:08 pm

Check out one of the lines in my siggy. I got one of my very first lads to convert to Cretinism! That was a great deal of fun, until the lad somehow grew a brain cell and googled the word "cretin". Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Gaz wrote:

Also believe in the Nectarines and hail them as my eternal forefathers and universal leaders

Pure gold! Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Shouldn't the convert have to redo his emails and put the word "Nectarines" in bold, orange letters? Proper respect and all...

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:33 pm

Pastor Frank wrote:

Gaz wrote:

Also believe in the Nectarines and hail them as my eternal forefathers and universal leaders

Pure gold! Laughing

Y'know, I think Im actually gonna add that to my sig lines. first one Ive had in a while!

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

^^^It is a great sig line, I laughed my ass off when I read it.

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