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Gaz
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 17 May 2005
Posts: 661
Location: Toronto, ON
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Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:57 am |
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..especially when you convert then from Christianity to Planeteerism, a religion invented by my crackpot charachter , who beleives that a race of super-intelligent Aliens called the Nectarines discovered earth and created humans by molesting apes.
You can read up on them here:
My lad has finally seen the light and taken my cult....erm...I mean religion on board....
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Good day to you Brother Aaron,
Brother thanks for your mail,why I will be one of the Planeteer.,since we are dealing together definitely we must be one as a member.Once we concluded this trasaction and you have this fund next week I will travel down to be with you as a member of the Planeteer.
Brother I agree with you to be member of the Seven Tenets of the Planeteer Code.
Also believe in the Nectarines and hail them as my eternal forefathers and universal leaders , after successful completion of this transaction ready to spread the message of the Planeteers to every one here in UK.
When I arrived Canada we are going to be with other members of the Planeteers.
The importnat is to get this done fast.Let me have this payment so that I can collect this Affidavit for Claim in your name for you to have this fund.
Brother I wait to have this Control Number before the close of work today,the person you are sending the money to is in charge the Affidavit certificate in the British Royal Crown Court.
Thanks.
Yours faithfully,
Sir Frederick Macgregor ,ESQ.
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_________________ YOU SENT NO PAYMENT YOU IDIOT AND MURDDERER!!!!!! - Kenneth Duke
"Also believe in the Nectarines and hail them as my eternal forefathers and universal leaders"- Sir Frederick MacGregor
"THIS NONSENSE ACT OF YOURS HAS CAUSED ME LOOSING UP TO $350 USD ALL TOGETHER TO GET TO KASTINA SINCE ON MONDAY!!"- Barrister Usman Bello
"WHAT HELL ARE YOU ? YOU ARE A MAD MAN, YOU NEED TO BE CURED BY YOUR OCCULTIC MEMBERS, I CAN SEE THAT THEY HAVE TAKEN YOUR BRAIN" - Barrister Harry Brown
"YOU ARE GOING STUPID , ARE YOU OUT OF YOU MIND ? YOU FOOLISH WHITE MONKEY AND YELLOW PIG."- Barrister Isa Usman
www.mustdestroy419.talkspot.com
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NotPhil
419Eater is my life
Joined: 27 Jan 2009
Posts: 479
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Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:10 am |
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Gaz wrote: |
who beleives that a race of super-intelligent Aliens called the Nectarines discovered earth and created humans |
Mr Hubbard is that you? |
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hunterkiller
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Mar 2009
Posts: 107
Location: London, Paris, New York, Rome
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Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:16 am |
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I remember a while back looking through your site and making a mess on my keyboard! I think you need a 'go planet' trophy sign! |
_________________ "I am sorry for my inability to write" - Jennet Lee
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:25 pm |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:08 pm |
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Check out one of the lines in my siggy. I got one of my very first lads to convert to Cretinism! That was a great deal of fun, until the lad somehow grew a brain cell and googled the word "cretin". |
_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:58 pm |
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Gaz wrote: |
Also believe in the Nectarines and hail them as my eternal forefathers and universal leaders |
Pure gold! |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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ScammedOut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2009
Posts: 1440
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Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:22 pm |
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Shouldn't the convert have to redo his emails and put the word "Nectarines" in bold, orange letters? Proper respect and all... |
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Gaz
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 17 May 2005
Posts: 661
Location: Toronto, ON
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Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:33 pm |
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Pastor Frank wrote: |
Gaz wrote: |
Also believe in the Nectarines and hail them as my eternal forefathers and universal leaders |
Pure gold! |
Y'know, I think Im actually gonna add that to my sig lines. first one Ive had in a while! |
_________________ YOU SENT NO PAYMENT YOU IDIOT AND MURDDERER!!!!!! - Kenneth Duke
"Also believe in the Nectarines and hail them as my eternal forefathers and universal leaders"- Sir Frederick MacGregor
"THIS NONSENSE ACT OF YOURS HAS CAUSED ME LOOSING UP TO $350 USD ALL TOGETHER TO GET TO KASTINA SINCE ON MONDAY!!"- Barrister Usman Bello
"WHAT HELL ARE YOU ? YOU ARE A MAD MAN, YOU NEED TO BE CURED BY YOUR OCCULTIC MEMBERS, I CAN SEE THAT THEY HAVE TAKEN YOUR BRAIN" - Barrister Harry Brown
"YOU ARE GOING STUPID , ARE YOU OUT OF YOU MIND ? YOU FOOLISH WHITE MONKEY AND YELLOW PIG."- Barrister Isa Usman
www.mustdestroy419.talkspot.com
- 600 Miles from Lagos to Katsina
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:07 pm |
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^^^It is a great sig line, I laughed my ass off when I read it. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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