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Acer
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This probably isn't anything new around here, but I couldn't help laughing and just had to share this little gem I just received.

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As you may know, the total amount in your favor is a total sum of $35 Million U.S Dollars. We need to confirm from you if it's really true that you are dead and if we did not hear from you it automatically means that you are actually dead and the information passed to us by Mr. Peter Woo and is correct before we will be able to send signal for approval of the part-payment in accordance with section 290 Act 166 OF 2008.


Should I respond confirming that yes, it's really true that I am indeed dead?

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^

Absolutely!

Write him back and tell him that you are actually dead but do not want that Woo guy to get any of your money.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've had that, I replied as my own ghost with lots of wooohahahah to try and scare the lad.

The undead have a lot of trouble typing, you know.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Perhaps I'm not dead, but due to a car accident I'm now in and out of comas, slightly amnesiac, have some uncontrollable twiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitititittiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttiitititiiiiicccccccccchchchches, have bouts of narcolepsyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, and semi brane ded.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Go for it. Smile

As we saw with the lolcat modality, the lads are willing to talk to cats. Why not ghosts? Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Of Course! You're communicating through a local Medium who does all the typing for you. That way you can direct the lad to send you money to whoever you want.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hmmmm. I like the medium idea. Thing is I'm not much good on anything other than straight baits. Does somebody else want to take a shot at that?

And please direct me to the lolcat thread. I must have missed that one. Sad

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=158047&highlight=lolcat

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That was freaking hilarious. Can't believe I missed that.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You died and came back to life. Mr. Green

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Man, what a hassle that paperwork would be. Just think, no active ID or info for sending the lad. You're legally declared dead and trying to re-do/re-activate everything. Would you have to get another birth certificate? Laughing

@Acer: just try baiting it yourself. You've nothing to lose. Very Happy You can ask for suggestions here if you get stuck.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

But I'm skeered.

I would, but I've got enough baits going on as it is, and my in laws are coming down tomorrow for a week or so, and more likely than not I won't have the time for a new bait anyway.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe you were just paralyzed from the top of the forehead down, so everybody thought you were dead. Then you had a juju shaman heal you. Now you are fine... except for that strange craving for chicken blood.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm in the midst of a bait where I'm spending the next four years dead for tax reasons, and all communications with my lad are being handled by my medium, the Mystical M4dam S3rena. The lad is pretty confused, and he's going to get even more confused when my medium tries to cut me out of the transaction. It's great fun!

eta: This link will help explain how such a thing can possibly happen. Turns out I'm not all dead, only mostly dead.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Is your name Hotblack Desiato by any chance? Razz

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ima Baeder wrote:
^^^ Would you have to get another birth certificate? Laughing .


Shouldn't that be a Death certificate Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

weareborg wrote:
Ima Baeder wrote:
^^^ Would you have to get another birth certificate? Laughing .


Shouldn't that be a Death certificate Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad


You can get a Death Certificate at Disney's Haunted Mansion towards the end of the ride: hurry back.... hurry back.... don't forget to bring your Death Certificate!

The lads wouldn't know the difference. :p
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@ACER well spending a year dead for tax reasons is a pretty good modality

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Be very surprised, that he actually reads your letters, as only dead people can see and hear and read you. But they don't even know they are dead

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Krona

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I'm in the midst of a bait where I'm spending the next four years dead for tax reasons, and all communications with my lad are being handled by my medium, the Mystical M4dam S3rena. The lad is pretty confused, and he's going to get even more confused when my medium tries to cut me out of the transaction. It's great fun!

eta: This link will help explain how such a thing can possibly happen. Turns out I'm not all dead, only mostly dead.


Referencing Hitch Hikers and Princess Bride in one post. Inconceivable.

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