The Spooner’s Extra Marital Lad Affairs -some NSFW content

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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:07 am

All I can say is THANK YOU for this thread!! I'm a newbie fresh outta tha box, and this is a fantastic education. I am truly learning at the feet of masters. Woohoo!!!!

bow_down

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:02 am

Murry Guru wrote:

^ but the terms of OUR baits exclude sending photos

You could try the 'I can't send a photo of myself as it would be a copyright infringement' line. Make out that you are musician/actor/pornstar whose image is owned by your business partners who ruthlessly pursue and prosecute anybody in possession of an unauthorised image.

or the

'I can't send a photo of myself as I am in the public eye and I have been burn't before by gutter journalists posing as internet friends in order to write wicked things about me. As a celebrity it is difficult for me to meet new people as my minders vett everybody who tries to come into contact with me.'

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:56 am

Hi TheFae

Welcome to 419eater's romance department Very Happy

Thanks for your kind words, when we set out with this we had a few goals, one of which was to be educational so I am glad you have gotten something out of it.

Other goals and not in any particular order;

To show that you can have a successful bait without having to use phone numbers, photos or YIM

To show that not every bait is successful, regardless of how experienced the baiter is (I think we have excelled at that one Embarassed

)

To gather their scripts to post at Scamwarners and hopefully save some people from being scammed

To entertain and amuse both the readers and ourselves, I think we are doing OK there too, especially ourselves

To show a variety of simple baiting techniques that can be easily adapted

To de-educate at every opportunity and show others ways that they can de-educate as well

@ Ophelia, my favourite way is what we did to Sandra, not that it will work every time but keep telling them you have sent a picture when you have not, then send something that cant be opened if they insist, repeat the process until they give up, if it doesn't work, there are always other pets out there who will play without seeing your photo

One last thing

we also have no problem if anybody wants to use our emails on their own pets, the poems in particular can be quite useful and I would love few things more than to see scammers using our poems in their scams

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:26 pm

Yes, of course Murray I see what you mean.

What I was trying to do was combine a credible excuse with a dangly carrot i.e. playing on the fact that many lads are enamoured of western actors/musos/porn star/celebrities (dangly carrot) and most modern celebrities are extra careful about their privacy and their portrayal in the media(credible excuse). I like dangling carrots and finding the lads weak spot. If you hadn't worked out by now dangly things are important to us todger club members Laughing

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:31 pm

^^

It is a good idea and kind of the angle we took with James, Sweety is famous being the co-owner of a large organisation and not wanting to take any risks of a scandal, of course, once the pet proves himself to be worthy we may consider (not) sending him some lovely photos of Sweety Laughing

I am also fully aware of the Todger Club Member's (finding right word) intrigue? with dangly bits, I am rather attached to one myself Laughing

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:38 pm

Hello all!

Just popped into Spooner Hall for a quick visit with my lovely friends (and a Bloody Mary or two).

Spending time here just makes me laugh! I have to say my coffee did end up on my monitor when I read this:

SweetCakes wrote:

She is sooo in love with SweetCakes, <snipped bit> to top that off, he has an engorged signature line

Oh I do love a man who can brag about that! Wink

Hugs and kisses to all. I will be out at the poolside if the Chippendales are looking for me. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:05 pm

^^ Not too sure where I picked that up from Laughing

Baiting should be fun and I do like to amuse my friends, sorry about the keyboard. Cool

Perhaps Natalya's next email will make it up to you Wink

You might want to put your coffee back down before reading

Sweety's latest reply to the pet seems to have done wonders
Natalya provides some NSFW thoughts on how she will perform

Upgraded NSFW warning The following Vlad email contains a rather explicit explanation on how to perform a particular sex act, as well as other extremely adult content if you feel you may be offended by this please do not read on,

If you do manage to read through completely without being offended, please disregard any future NSFW warnings, they are not there for your benefit

Quote:

Hi, my Dear SweetCakes!

Have a good Day! I am glad that you like my messages. How do you feel today? I am ok! I'm a little bit excited and I could hardly fall asleep.

I was thinking of our meeting. And about sex. To me it would be pleasant if I could take your big dick in a mouth, and try juice of yours dick. I would like, that when I have arrived to you I could go together with you to a bath and we could be engaged in sex very long. You would lick mine pusy and when at me juice of mine pussy you him would smear on the lips followed.

I very much would like that your language, has touched all my body, and especially I want that your language has climbed to me between legs and as it is possible more deeply. I very much want that I could suck yours dick and that you have given me of yours dick in my hands, I gently would take your penis to myself in a mouth and then I would like that you fuck mine pussy.

I would like to hold your penis at myself in hands and to feel heat of your penis. I would like to make massage to you and after that you to me have made massage of all my body by language. I represent as you to me will warm up mine pussy. First you to me will lick mine pussy, after you to thrust in mine pussy one finger and gentle movements you will warm up mine pussy, after you will thrust to me two pollen and after and three.

After I shall take your greater dick to myself in a mouth, and to suck him while your sperm will not scatter to me in a mouth. I wish to suck yours dick. I very strongly love you. You that the man about which I constantly think. This event makes me excited. You presented me with a sea of new emotions. They give me a new push and purpose for life. I think it is necessary for us to arrange our meeting so there would be no difficulties and inconveniences in our affairs.

I will ask my boss to give me a vacation, I think it won't be a problem. And what about you? Will you be able to take me up? Will you have some free days for me? Probably you have the intense work plan and will be absant? Then we can make acquintance closer, I can come to you on some days.

As for me, it is not a problem to make a travel to you. I will be glad if it is convenient for you to admit me. It's wonderful to see you alive, and your friends. You will show me your city. My boss can let me go abroad and my work can be manage without me and I don't worry about it. Write me what do you think about it. If you wouldn't mind I will make preparations for my trip.Kiss you. Your Nataliya.

Hmm, not sure quite what to say right now, I pasted here before completely reading, I perhaps need to upgrade the NSFW warning.

If there is anybody left reading after that and not at confessional saying 20 hail Mary's, I am not sure we are going to beat that for adult content for a while. May I suggest sucking the juice of 2 lemons, it will not forgive your sins, but it might take the smile from your face for a little while

Suitably NSFW reply pending, I think I need a small break before replying.

Sweety, are you back from the shop yet, our pet has started performing new tricks for us Laughing

Edited email into smaller digestible bits, the pet left it as one big chunk of smutty text Wink

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:17 pm

I wasn't offended by the content - but I was offended by her lack of paragraph breaks. Anyone who uses Babelfish to translate into English really ought to break their messages down into digestible bits. :cross-eyed:

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:52 pm

^^ I agree, it was a little difficult to read, so much so I had to read it twice.

I have sent my reply, NSFW warning does apply however it is very mild compared to what she wrote

SweetCakes enjoys the smut

Quote:

My Most Beautiful Princess

You last email has warmed so much more than just my heart, it his filled me with love and desire, I am so looking forward to my dreams tonight with you.

I have been engorged ever since reading of what you have planned and I want you so badly.

Your guidance and love and sexual desires are never going to leave me.

I do want you, and I would be happy to meet you anywhere, it seems we do have so much in common and i would like little more than to spend my life with you, rooting constantly and loving you always.

Beautiful, I want so badly to have you with me and do hope that you will tell me all, I want to know everything, every in and every last out, please tell me about your plans and tell me how I can fulfill your dreams, because I want to always be a part of them.

Sweetheart, I do want you to know how very much I am falling for you, you have me, but please dont stop now, tell me more, drive me wild, ignite my fire and know I am with you.

All my hardness is because of you

Sweet kisses and hugs

SweetCakes

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 4:53 pm

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm155/eater_photos/100_0947.jpg

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:42 pm

Murray this one should be short listed, I think she could keep you in a permanent state of NSFW.

Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 3:38 pm

"after you will thrust to me two pollen and after and three"

ACHOO! I very much prefer that pollen not be thrusted! ::blowing nose::

Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 5:55 pm

Wooooooooo Hooooooooo TheFae.

Welcome to Spooner Hall. If you are interested we are always looking for fellow baiters to help run the lads ragged.

Cool

Update on Nataliathingy.

Two mails - excited - then melancholy.

Quote:

Hi, my Dear SweetCakes!! Have a good Day! I am glad that you like my messages.
How do you feel today? I am ok! I'm a little bit excited and I could hardly fall asleep. I was thinking of our meeting.

Quote:

Hello my lovely SweetCakes! It would be very pleasant for me if I could receive your letter. At you all is good? Today I have not received your letter can at you that - what happened? I hope that at you all well. Today to me it was very melancholy without your letters. I verymuch would like our meeting. My desires have no limit. Every day mylove to you all becomes stronger and stronger. It would be very pleasant for me if we could be together. I very much wait for ourmeeting. Soon I already to allow to you my kisses. I shall be very glad if we can be a line as soon as possible. I hope that at you all well. I wait for your letter. With huge love your
Nataliya

What happened ? hahahahahaahahahahh.

Poor vlad doesn't understand weekends.

I may reply later tonight or might mail Monday morning with some cockwaffle or other.

Wink

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Hahaha nothing like a little thrusting of pollen to leave someone feeling engorged. Laughing

That cracked me up.

Quote:

I want that your language has climbed to me between legs and as it is possible more deeply.

Does this mean you are a sweet talker? Razz

Loving the new action coming from the wonderful Spooner Hall.
You two always have this place jumping. Thanks for keeping us entertained and well cared for.

Lovely new pet you have there. I like her new tricks.
I might learn something. Cool

Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 8:25 pm

Woooooooooo Hoooooooooooo DQ.

Drinks are poolside ready for you and served by Chippendales, nibbles optional.

Wink

Reply to nataliawhatever

Quote:

Dareling Nytalia

My sweat dearest princess. I am so sorry you are felling melancholic. I wood not want you upset for all the Tea in China. We have had two full days and night of heavy rain here. Mud slides and flooding. Power outages, you name it. So teh connection with the web has been down the blink.

The main thing that kept me smiley and up beat was you my dareling in my hert and mind and in some other places too mmmmmmmmm.

I am writing and sending this quick because the lights are flickering again. Please my love send me some more erotic mails and lets have some nice photos of you wonderous bits.

All My Love Beaytoiful Princess Forever

SweetCakes xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:20 am

Thank you so much Sweety for taking such good care of our wonderful pet, she is certainly responding to the training Wink

A small translation problem that came up (no pun intended) is the word "language" the original intention would have been tongue, as for the pollen, I can only guess what that is supposed to be but logic tells me that the translation software has likened me to a plant, now if I was a plant giving pollen it would make much more sense, I presume she is suggesting she wants me to give her pollen 3 times Wink

What a difficult explanation that is when you are trying to keep to a PG rating Cool

More pets needed
We will be needing some more pets so if anybody has a particular pet that may be interested please let us know, our preference is for one who is less known so we can get the details up at Scamwarners, it kind of defeats teh purpose if they are already there

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:30 pm

Natalya was in travel agency again

Here comes the money request, quite fast for a vlad too

Quote:

Hello my daer SweetCakes. I was in travel agency again. To me to suggest
to order a tourist package there. It to buy a tourist
package than to do separately the visa much easier, to buy air tickets
and other documents. I wrote to you about difficulty of reception of
the visa. The tourist package includes: the short-term tourist visa,
for from 1 till 30 days, the passport for travel abroad, the medical
insurance and tickets of the plane. Cost to make 520 euro without cost
of air tickets. Cost of air tickets will be known, when I to inform
the name of the airport. It is enough expensive for me, and I to have
only 220 euro. It not good. And I'm very sad. Also I think that to us
is necessary for more time to meet. To me it is valid very much sorry
because I would like to see you and to spend good time with you. And
certainly to build our family. But because of shortage of money we
need to postpone it. I hoped, that all will be remarkable and I can
soon see you, but it not so. How are you? I Think you also it is sad,
but I hope that we can change it and do the utmost to be together. I
would like to see you in a reality. I will miss you and wait your new
letter. Your Nataliya

Sweety and I will discus our action plan and post a reply shortly

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:06 pm

Reply to naytialia

Playing "up" and training pets is such fun. Once we get to the money stage, they get all desperate and wanting, so I go all silly, eager yet taking side steps around the dance floor.

Bad baiting practices for sure we could easily lose this bait, but this vlad now has provided scripts and stolen photographs, and has provided ample evidence to convince potential victims visiting Scamwarners that this is indeed a scam and to avoid it.

Quote:

Sweat daer princess Nitayielya

I am so happy smiley and sparkly that you want to rush over to me and root like there's no tomorrow. Now I don't want you sad at all. It hurts me to think of you sad, so brighten your mood sweatness and we will soon be together and I can delight you with teh langauge of love all over, again and again. I wood remark something about till the cows come home, but unfortunately we had a croc kill the last cow over the weekend. She was a sweet old milker too, I named her "conesuala" cuz she appeared to understand when I sang "Così fan tutte ossia La scuola degli amanti" as I milked her.

Thanks so much for the latest "hot" photo too. Maybe you are slowly doing a strip mail by mail for me. It would make me feel very much more aroused to see you nekid in all your glory, we are after all lovers now, and I like what I see babe.

Not at all sure about this euro - is it mickey mouse money or sum foreign currantcy, let's stick to good ol greenbacks so as I can work out what is what. Anyways I am meeting a good buddy who works in the travel game and I reckon I can get you over here sharpish and at a fair discount for as long as we need, say no more *wink*. I will tell him that you don't mind giving him a BJ in return for a great deal. I know he is a sucker for that babe. I'm sure under teh circumstances you wood.

Please do let me know more about your prefered sexual needs and wants. It wood be a crying shame you missing out on some on what you fancy by being to shy to speak out. We could do it like a questionaire if you like and don't worry if they are a bit fruity we have a wonderful sex shop just local and they stock everything.

Love you so much beatiful princess

Write soon babe

SweetCakes oxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxooxxoxoxo

I do hope this vlad does reply so that we can torment him further.

Wink

Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:06 am

Lads are always asking if I have eaten so I guess food is very important to them.
Living up to my sig I thought up a new torture ‘An Englishman’s Diet’ Brits will recognise this as very old fashioned sort of pre war but lads don’t know this!

Quote:

him: Have u written breakfast?
me: usually I eat it
him: I mean if you've eaten in the morning?
me: yes

him: Still haven't eaten thismorning
him: Maybe before i leave fro work.
me: what will yuo eat?
him: I think i'll eat rice and chicken
me: now that is a funny breakfast
me: not what you eat at home!
him: ok Dear.
him: That's what i'll like to eat for breakfast.
me: not waffles and maple syrup?
him: What's that?

An American?

Quote:

me: an English Gentleman sits down to a serious breakfast

me: he will start with porrige or 3 shreaded whets
me: with milk but not sygar
me: then as main course will be kippers or kedgeree or bacon eggs tomatoes mushrooms sausages
me: then he has toast with marmalade or hiney or gentleman's relishes
him: Ok Honey
him: That'll be great and wonderful.
me: all washed down with a pot of Indian tea very strong
him: Ok

me: mid morning he will eat a chelsea bun with some coffee
me: Nicholas please attend
him: Ok Dear.
him: I should atten what Honey?
me: for lunch liver and bacon with potatoes and vegetablwe
me: what I tell to yuo is important
me: followed by spotted dick and custards

him: Enough of that Honey cos you're making my throat watery.
him: What's a spotted dick?

I'll tell him more every time, he is eating rice and beans if he's lucky.

Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:27 am

I do enjoy torturing them with talk of my extravagent lifestyle, I can just see them sitting there salivating and dreading their staple rice and chicken.

Rice and chicken is very popular there and I cant imagine there is a whole lot of chicken in it either.

I am sure they love christmas when the much "loved" goat gets put out of its misery Shocked

Great reply to the pet Sweety Laughing

I have contacted a good friend who who has some worthy new pets on their way, hand selected and prime for baiting, I hope to introduce them in a couple of days Wink

Editing to add pet update

Anybody feel like reading a novel from Nataliya

I know I dont particularly want to right now but I am glad I did skim through Wink

How about I send off a reply anyway, I have been letting Sweety do all of the work lately so figured it's about time I replied

@Titania My wonderful retired head of finance, just for you I have put in some paragraphs

Quote:

Hi lovely SweetCakes! I am glad to read through your message. I feel a little inconvenient Because I should ask you about the help. I always
believed, that I was The independent person also can solve all my
problems independently. But this time unfortunatly I cannot make this.
I hope road that is money not so Difficult for you, that to help me,
to pay. I know, that it is not planned charges For you.

If it so, not
to be annoyed on me please! I grieve without you very much And I wait
for our meeting. I have gone to agency today and have signed the
contract There.

According to this contract They will generate
documents for my trip to you, they To buy air tickets. In my city
there are no airports, and I shall go in Moscow by train. The agent of
travel agency informed me, that they will not be To accept payments
from any. They accept such payment only from people Who has signed the contract with them.

Thus I should pay cashes independently. It is
necessary for me 420 $ that I could pay for my documents. It is
necessary for me to know the name of the airport in which you to meet
me to order air tickets. The agent has told, that in our city is Some
banks which are occupied in moving money from other countries.

He has
told, that they do it is fast. In ours City bank of moving of money -
" the Western Union " or "MoneyGram". You should enter Bank in which
there is office " Western Union ". I have been told, that such offices
are in each city, thus it not a problem For you to find that. When you
will send money, you should define my full The name. When I shall
receive this money, I should define your full name, the address and
city from which you to send money and the sum which you to send me.

I should inform also in bank to confidential number (MTCN). You should
inform this number in bank, sending money, and you Should inform this
number to me in messages. All this will be Occupy some hours. I think
SweetCakes, that is a reliable way Moving. It is necessary for you to
write correctly my name, the country and city.

My information:
My full name: Nataliya Oparina
The country: Russia
City: Cheboksary

I am very grateful to you, that you can help to me and we soon shall
together. I wait impatiently Wait within day when I can tell to you

(if you look very closely, you may notice a very subtle change in writing skills here, you will need to look carefullt though)

NSFW WarningExtreme Adult themes of a sexual nature follow, please read on only if you do not feel you will be offended, those not offended will find it reasonably tasteful from the little I have read but I cant vouch for the part I didn't read
"HI" personally. I have to tell you my other dream of us. You will see
just how much you are on and in my mind. Ah, into the shower we go..
you are now in full thought and speaking in your head what I am doing
with you.. You place your hands on my shoulder and guide me under the
water. You softly kiss me. The water soaks my hair and ripples over my
body. You begin to wash my hair, deeply massaging my scalp.

You lift my chin so that the water washes away the shampoo. Running your fingers through my hair, you lift my head so that I am looking at you. You have a sweet smile on your face that sets it a glow. I can only
imagine what thoughts you are having. You pick up the bar of soap and
begin to glide it over my chest and up my neck, then over my torso.

The soap has leaves a sudsy trail as you move. You move down my belly.
Then you slowly slide the bar between my pussy lips, sliding it back
and forth. I moan. I begin to play with the suds that are on my
breasts, sliding my fingers around and pinching my nipples. I look at
you and realize that you were watching me.

Our eyes lock. You let the bar of soap fall at our feet without letting your hand leave my soapy pussy. Between the soap and my own wetness, your fingers glide easily around. You find my swollen clit tease it with your thumb as you slip to fingers deeply into me. You lean forward, our lips meet.

The harder you push in your fingers the harder you kiss me. I explode, the gush of warmth spreads from your fingers to your palm. You pull your hand from between my legs. Taking your index finger, you rub it into your
palm, then bring your finger to my lips. You softly trace my lips. You
lick the cum from my lips then slide your tongue between mine.

We share the taste of me as we kiss passionately. You retrieve the soap
and proceed to wash the rest of me, teasing me along the way. I stand
before you covered in bubbles. You move me so that the water runs over
me slowly. You watch as the soap ripples down my body. The gleam in
your eyes as you watch makes me feel so sensual and desirable. With
your fingers, you trace the path of the soap as it runs off my body.

Figuring now that I am all rinsed and our morning pleasure is
finished, I turn to shut of the water. Ah, but it's not any where near
over, no, not with you in my sights. Finished, you slide up between my
legs. You grab hold of my ass bringing my leg to your shoulder. You
pull me close to you. Our lips lock in a heated passionate kiss. I run
my fingers over the muscles in your chest.

You pull me up so that I can wrap both of my legs around your waist. I can feel your cock teasing my fresh and beautiful pussy. You feel so nice and big and hard. We kiss again, my arms wrap tightly around your neck. The passion in your kiss sends me reeling. Making me lightheaded. I want
you to be inside of me. Reaching depths like never before.

I slip down your body a little, just enough so that my pussy slides over your cock. We both moan. I let go of your neck and start to let myself fall
backwards. I squeeze my legs tight around your hips and you put your
strong arms under my back to support me.

I pull you into me as you push. I explode. Hot juices covering your throbbing cock. You pull me back up to meet your lips. I let my legs slide down yours till my feet hit the shower floor. Suddenly, I feel one of your hands leave my hips and one of your fingers sliding into my pussy. You withdraw it.

Teasing my clitoris so gently and making me want more. I turn my head
to look at you just as you slide your finger into your mouth. You lick
your lips as our eyes meet. You slide your finger back into my pussy,
then I feel you softly teasing my breasts as you breath into my ear. I
hold my breath.

You slowly slide your finger in to the top of my mound and start rubbing me with the touch of an angel. I am so tight, but you put one arm under each leg and raise my womanhood to your mouth and kiss and lick my clitoris until I am ready to explode once again.

My body is trembling and I know you are certain that I will cum once
again. Just before I explode, you put my feet back on the floor and
turn me around and enter me from behind. Ohhhh.... My... God... you
feel so good and big as we then start to move to the rhythm of your
hips. The sensations are fantastic. I release again.

Your movements quicken. You push in harder and faster. I begin to push into you again. The water has gotten cold, but neither of us notice. Seems to stimulate us, increasing our desire. Giving one final push deep inside
of me, we explode together. You can feel me squeezing every last
precious drop out of you.

You pull me up against your chest. Wrap your arms across my chest and hold me. We stay that way till our breathing calms. I take my hand and slide it between my legs, slipping my fingers into the wetness trickling down my inner thighs. Then I bring them to my lips and let them glide across. I turn to kiss you, letting us share the sweet nectars from our bodies.

We stay locked in a deep passionate kiss until the temperature of the water drives us from the shower. You swipe a towel from the rack and wrap it around us. Now it is time for some coffee. And perhaps some extra cream..

Well my love, I hope your day is as great as mine is as I think about you. I
wish you wonderful day and very sweet dreams as you sleep. I wish I were
there to cuddle you.
Kisses, cuddles, and hugs.

Your love Nataliya

for those not offended by the smut, you can see where it came from in this NSFW LINK

Reply pending

Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:40 pm

Thanks Murray,

I've a few lads who'd just love that, provided they are not in the same internet cafe at the time!

Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:56 pm

@DW Please feel free to help yourself to any of our mails to send to your pets, same goes for anybody, if it will save you time, use it.

Finnally after having to read that last email 10 times to be sure of the content, I have finally replied

Quote:

Hi Beautiful

Thank you so much for such a wonderful email.

I read it, I read it again and again, it is so wonderful, almost as nice as that last erotic filled email you sent.

My Dareling, I know nothing of this Weston Onion or moneygrain so please explain this to me,

I have never seen such a thing in teh bank I go to.

Dareling, I did mention my friend is a travel agent and we could have saved money, too late now I guess, you will need to get your way to Sydeny airport and I can pick you up from there

I just know teh meeting and drive from teh airport is going to be so wonderful

Would you mind terrible if we pull over for a root on teh way, and I am sure it wont be a problem to suck me while I drive, please tell me all about this and have those documonts sent strait away

Beautiful Princess
.
.
.
.
I LOVE YOU

Take care

You loving SweetCakes

Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:42 pm

Thanks Murray, my first lad nearly burst something wants to suck my dick! Sex educatrion msut be poor out there!

There is a cute little trick for us premium peeps, that gives lads grief, headaches and no money. Is good top be in the orange!

Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:33 pm

Woooooooooooo Hooooooooooooo

Congrats Murry - you have the vlad eating out of...well eating...perhaps best not go there.

Shocked

Scammers often slip up and make mistakes.

Quote:

In my city there are no airports, and I shall go in Moscow by train.

Quote:

My full name: Nataliya Oparina The country: Russia City: Cheboksary

Let's ask google - everyone's friend. mmmmmmm. and - Bingo!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheboksary_Airport

Hopefully a victim will notice some of these silly errors and raise red flags.
One very good reason for not correcting scammers is the hope that this will happen.

Wink

Quote:

You pick up the bar of soap.....The soap has leaves a sudsy trail.....You let the bar of soap fall at our feet.....You retrieve the soap

At least in teh dream you are keeping fit Murry! Keep dropping that soap hahahaha

Laughing

Quote:

Reaching depths like never before

Submarine? Must be like teh mile high club in reverse.

Quote:

I explode.....explode once again.....Just before I explode.....we explode together

More like a damp squib if you ask me. mmmmmmmmmm.

Cool

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:37 pm

Our Vlad pet is trying to explain this "Western Onion" to me and convince me of how wonderful it is. for now, I am playing along a little but making it hard
I want her to see the carrot dandle a little, start out compliant but confused, after all, I am being told to go to my nearest bank and find a WU outlet, I dont know about where you live but here you just cant do that.

I have something in stall for when I have been to the bank, the person I asked at the bank suggested it sounds like a scam Wink

this is to deeducate, let them think that asking people to pay WU is going to lose vics, maybe it will get them to provide more bank accounts instead and take more risks

besides, closing bank accounts can cause major disruption

We are not quite there yet so onto the latest from our Vlad pet

Whinge whinge, go to WU, whinge, I love you the handsome man, whinge, go now, I miss you Rolling Eyes

Quote:

Hi my dear SweetCakes.

I am glad to receive your letter. I wish to be with you and to wish to execute all dreams with you! Now I shall be to you To speak how to send money. You should go to bank and Ask there about Western Union! It is special

The organization is engaged with remittances in various The countries of the world! It very quickly and safely! You can look about Western Union on their site westernunion.com At once as you will send me of money I shall go to travel agency and to pay money for my documents.

I do not suggest you to send money mail, as It is very dangerous also money steal! I Think that Western Union the best choice for us! For Me difficult will not receive this money! Inform me your full name and your address. I think that you have understood me and You will do all are correct! I hope for you! I shall wait for your letter.
My kisses to you!!! Your love Nataliya

What a load of trollop that is, not smut at all, who does this pet think he is being baited by Rolling Eyes

Here is my NSFW reply, but only a small section

Cyber Queen, I have a surprise for you

Quote:

Hi My Beautiful Princess

I was only just reading you last mail when this one came in, I was so hoping for more of your talk of sex.

Oh well, next email, please, fill me with your love, tell me all your erotic words I so want to read them, send me some pictures that show more of you so I can inaginge myself fucking you over and over again, it would make me so happy to do that and that is certainly no lie

Beautiful Princess, My one and only true Beautiful Princess, I love you with all my heart, hardly (no pun intended) a minute goes by withou me smiling because of you.

You really do make my day and I am so happy to have met you, Sweet kisses, lots of close hugs
breath accross your cheek and sweet words in your ears.

Nataliya My dareling, what are your thought on having a pet, perhaps we should have a couple of pets, they can be so much fun you know, what kind of pet do you think you will like to have, lets me guess, you want a pussy, what a coincidence but whatever we get, we can have any animal you like so long as it isn't a cat

Now, onto this weston onion, I will have a look in my bank as soon as I can get to one and see what I can find out, I dont understand why I cant just do a bank to bank transfer, they are so quick and easy and I have never heard of any problems when using bank accounts, but for my beautiful Princess I will do anything

Please dont forget to send me more smut and some naked pictures.

Now, I thought I would tell you about some of my friends, one nice friend, a girl, she is younger than me and a very good friend but dont get jelous, I have never had sex with her, well, she has a boyfriend and they are so in love, he dicided to get a tattoo to show his love for her, isn't that sweet, I wonder what kind of tatoo you would like to get, I know just where I would liek to put it.

Well, I must go but please do wrute again soon

I love you my beautiful princess

xoxoxoxoxox
<3
Smile

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Words so full of truth and meaning, this is so true

"I can imagine myself fecking you over" censured and edited to remove typo

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