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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 05 Nov 2009 Posts: 16

I have this one nibbling on the bait. "S"he keeps telling em how much she loves me and blah blah puke. This has gone on for about 2 months, the longest in a day was 4 hours!
Today I was asked for a $75 phone card.
I asked why, blah blah not international calling on my phone, blah. Well I replied, broke till payday. I will keep you up to date on this project!
I have googled the name and email several times and at different sites. If anyone wants to know or try them selves send me a message and I will be happy to send it to you, shoot I like to treat them like trading cards!

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:36 am

Hi nfdff805,

Welcome to Spooner Hall.

Which pet is it you are baiting, there are lots in these pages.

Many of them have wanted to chat but we have made a conscious decision that we will not be doing chat, making phone calls or providing photos.

Glad to know you are keeping them busy

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:39 am

Wooooooooooooo Hoooooooooooo Welcome nfdff805.

Help yourslf to drinkies poolside.

Cool

With a few pets away on sudden business trips we decided to invite some new pets

Introducing Wayne Brown to Spooner Hall

Wayne comes to us a a gift from one of Ralph's bingo friends who found him on Interpals

http://www.scamwarners.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=4162

Sweety sends an invite

Quote:

Thank you for your wonderful message,

I would love to get to know you.

Please tell me more about yourself

Kind regards

Katey

Keen to get into Sweety's purse, Wayno the 2nd replies with his early script

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My name is Wayne Brown, I am from CALIFORNIA, am 5'11 Tall average body. I was born in Santa Clara,
I am still single,I have 1 kid, Unfortunately I lost my wife in a car accident about 2 years ago.....

I am a Catholic by Religion and also a Caring,Nice,Kind,Faithful,Loyal and God Fearing Man.

I am a Man of High Moral Integrity....Kind and Very Supportive.. But I would Love to know More about you as well.

I would Love to chat with you on my Yahoo Instant Message..so if you Interested in getting to know more about me as well..you can Reach me Over there and we can start to Communicate Over there.
[email protected]

Wayne...have a splendid and pleasant day...

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I am a Man of High Moral Integrity

I guess you can say that when your a thieving piece of crap

Twisted Evil

Sweety sends some more waffle

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Thank you so much for the wonderful male, it is so nice to hear about you.

It seems your life has ben full of tragedy and I hope we can do somethink about.

Well, I am a woman who works hard and loves to have fun, combining the 2 makes perfect sence and I do enjoy being able to socialise as part of the work I do.

I have been told I am a beautiful princess and I do try to look my best, I love shopping and spending money, love nights at home with friends and I do pride myself on putting on teh bestest parties eva

Well, thats enuff from me for now.

Please do tell me more about youself

Kind regards
Sweety

The Spooners celebrate with another addition to the Spooner torture chamber

Please welcome "Cristo"

http://www.scamwarners.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=4161

Sweety sends a standard reply

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Hi My new friend
So wonderful to get your message.
I really would love to know all about you.
Looking forward to hearing from you
Katey

New pet Cristo glady sends his opening script again

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Hello pretty,is that your real name,it's so nice meeting with you,you are so nice and i will love to know and spend the rest of my life with you,because you are my dream that has come true,am cristo by name,am 45yr,am an accent of united kingdom,Scot land,am single that is in search of his lost rib,now that i have found you i never want to search any more,am a contractor,if you are interested in getting to me more better you can kindly reach me on ([email protected]).......... i hope to hear from you sweetheart,bye for now and a wonderful day, cristo reply soon.

Playing the short for time busy executive Sweety first sends;

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Hi Jack

Yes my real name is Katey.

You sound a very interesting man indeed.

I would love to get to know all about you - and who knows where we will end up.

Sorry for a short reply - but I have meeting after meeting today.

Will write a longer mail tomorrow for sure.

Katey.

But finds a few spare mins - no point in wasting too much time, I have modified the email sent to the last pet slightly

Wink

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Hi again jack - my first meeting was delayed for 10 mins - so quick chance to tell you more.

Thank you so much for the wonderful male, it is so nice to hear about you.

I have heard Scot land is a wonderful place this time of year..

Well, I am a woman who works hard and loves to have fun, combining the 2 makes perfect sence and I do enjoy being able to socialise as part of the work I do.

I have been told I am a beautiful princess and I do try to look my best, I love shopping and spending money, love nights at home with friends and I do pride myself on putting on teh bestest parties eva

Well, thats enuff from me for now.

Please do tell me more about youself

Kind regards
Sweety

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:41 pm

"ludmilla/boris" wants to have Murry's babies.

Laughing

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Hello my love, my dream, my life Murray!!!

I always try to be strong but sometimes reading your letters makes me sad cause I miss you so much! I can't stand the life without you anymore. It is so dark and senceless without you Murray. All my dreams and thoughts are only about you. I don't want to live if I lose the hope that one day we'll be together. I hope I'm strong enough to wait for this moment, but it hurts so much! Thinking about you is the only thing that keeps me warm at night.

Sometimes I think that I lost my mind but then I imagine what you fell and it warms my heart. I want you to help me as my heart is not made of stone and one day it can crumble to dust from the pain that I feel being apart. Last Sunday I went to church to ask the God help us be together. Murray, I can't live without you anymore! Now I'm asking you, please, take me close to you, let me be with you. I'm writing you this letter and the tears are ready to fall from my eyes.

Am I asking that much? I don't need anything just be with you. I don't remember the last time I slept well, I don't want to eat, I don't want to go outside the house where I can see the couples walking together holding hands or kissing each other on the street. Murray, I lost the
interest in this life as I don't possess the main thing- you.

Sometimes I blame you in that just because I think you don't have the desire to meet me. Why? Are you scared that I'm a different person in real life. Are you doubt that I'm good enough for you? May be you are right, I'm a different person- I changed so much after I met you and I don't know myself yet, but I want to get to know myself only with you because those changes are useless without you Murray. My love to you is very strong and takes all my thoughts. Now I'm scared to be fired or people think that I'm crazy. I became jealous, suspicious and very nervous because I'm scared to lose you.

I'm warried that one day you will wake up and think: Ludmila, who is she? just another girl in my life. But the only way I could forget about you is if I fell and hit my head, but then I'ld probably forget everything and then it wouldn't be so bad. I'm dying from love to you. I told you this so many times already that I'm scared that you're tired of me.

My greatest wish is to be your wife and the mother of your children.

All I need is you Murray!

Your Ludmila. I love, love, love you very much Murray!!!

Kiss!

Am considering a reply.

I might even allow Murry to answer for himself this time - snigger

Razz

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

ludmila wrote:

But the only way I could forget about you is if I fell and hit my head,

Well we can only hope this happens! Evil or Very Mad

Especially before poor Sweetcakes gets assaulted and raped by ludmilla/boris in its desperate attempt to have children to auction off for money or hold for ransom.
Run Murry run! Laughing

Wayne Brown sounds most interesting , with all his high moral integrity and all , that is..

Greg Phillips, the Energizer Bunny keeps coming back for more.
He just cant get enough can he? Twisted Evil

He's like the rest of us , just keep coming back for more Spooners action.

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:56 pm

I love NeWayne's creative use of capital letters. Laughing

Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 7:38 am

The pets have been loads fun lately.

Updates from the Spooner dungeon

Crisco sends a yahoo invite

Sweety will ignore that for now.

And Murray has sent <strike>Sweety</strike> Ludmila the gorilla a wonderful reply Laughing

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Hi My Dareling Sweet Beautiful Princess

I do love you so much and there is nothing that would make me happier than you being my wife.

You fill my life with joy and happiness and reely make me smile hugely.

Since you cum into my life, things have been getting better and better every day, there is not a moment in the day when I dont have you with me.

I really am the happiest Guru eva.

We do share so much and together we reely do make a huge difference, you are an enchantress and you have captured my heart and saved so many from pain and suffering.

I dont think you get recognised enough for what you do so here in this email I will tell the world how much you mean to me.

Thank you so much for all you do.

I love you My Beautiful

Kisses and hugs

May we do good forever together

Well, most of it is true Wink

Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:47 am

Hahaha, this thread is hilarious. Laughing

You two are quite the dynamic duo.

Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 7:51 pm

Woooooooooooooo Hoooooooooooooo Nice of you all to drop by.

Gooder excuse for a celebration party - drinks n nibbles n laffs n music - whatever takes your fancy.

Cool

@ Reaper babe - wonderful to have you say such nice stuff - one of us is certainly dynamic.

The other decided it would be a gooder idea to celebrate 20th wedding anniversary by riding an elephant

Wink

A poor pet showing - but then it is friday night.

"christo" had sent Yahoo messenger thingy. Sweety Replies;

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Chriso,

What on earth are you about - I have sent you 2 nice mails - explaining about my work and such.

And what do I get in reply from you - a spam advert for Messenger.

I am more than capable of finding that myself - thank you very much.

But where is the interesting mail about you - you are not a player are you ??

I need a real man that writes real words and feelings.

Looking forward to you trying much harder - otherwise I will look elsewhere.

Sweety.

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:06 pm

Hi Reaper, thanks for calling, its nice to see you about Very Happy

The pets are having a long weekend it seems, good thing Jennyfur is on her toes

Jenny sends a mail that I cant be bothered reading

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Hi Murray
Thanks for the lovely Answer-.I adore you and I am opening my heart
to you.Just need you to be easy with it.I feel so safe and secure in
you.Can you be the man of your word in your written,I hope you
can.Since the question is reciprocal,my answers are below here:
What do I do for a living? Just finish my degree still searching for work
Have I ever been married? No
Do I have any children? No ,
What do I seek in a relationship? I seek to have a long term
relationship with someone I love and we can grow old
together,honesty,understanding,sincerity,love and sharing,sharing the
good times and bad times together with no fear of what the world might
put upon us. I guess would come the balance that is missing in my
life, someone who can trust me and I can trust with feelings,
innermost secrets and desires in life.
What qualities do I seek in a Man? Honesty, faithfulness,caring,
the ability to love me for who I am,not who you want me to be,I don't
expect anybody to change for me, I shouldn't have to change for
someone.
Am I ready to start a serious relationship?Yes I'm ready now...
What do I do for fun? I like to do a wide variety of things
for fun. I like to bowl, shoot pool, play golf,( none of which I'm
very good at, but I really enjoy them), I also like to get away,
maybe a weekend trip to the beach in the winter, or go to the
mountains, just relax and enjoy.
What religion do I practice? Im a christens...I do believe in God
alot..How long have I been single? I haven't had a boyfriend in over
2 years. I haven't met anyone that I've connected with since then.
Top 10 things from my love- I'm not in need of alot of material
things:So here are 10 things I would want from my love:
(1) His love(2) His Heart(3) His Compassion(4) His Body(5) His
Companionship(6) His honesty(7) His affection( Cool

His faithfulness(9)
His friendship(10) His for life
Do I want children, if so how many?Yes I do want children ..2 or
3 kids.however this time I'd like to be better prepared for
Motherhood.
What is my dream job, car vacation, house? I have my dream job, I
love what I do(would love it more if I got paid better), my dream car
is a '57 Willy's, my grandfather had one when I was a kid, and I loved
that car,vacation, to spend a whole year traveling and learning
history of different places and cultures, house, a log and stone
house way out in the country,maybe out west up in the mountains.
What did I want to be when I grew up? A kid,(l.o.l.) I always
wanted to be the best Mother and Wife I could ever be.
How would I treat a Man? I treat all Guys with the utmost
respect,my Man I would give all the love in my heart and soul, as well
as I possibly can.
Why do I need a Man? I need a Man so I can share my life
with,Although I have spent 2 year single, and to me it was well
worth it, I feel like I'm only half of what I can be.
How would I love my Man? with every bit of being I have in my heart
and soul, without judgment or jealousy. I would love my man with the
love you can have only for that special guy in your life.
What is love to me? Being able to always see the goodness in a
persons heart, being able to see past the shortcomings and realize
that the person is who you want to grow old with and have those
"butterflies" throughout life.
Would I ever hit my Man? NEVER, I honestly just couldn't live with
myself doing that. One thing my mother taught me is just how wrong
that action is and how devastating it can be when you are in love.
I'm afraid of how that would adversely affect how I feel about
myself.. I might come across sort of gruff, but truth be told, I'm
just a teddy bear at heart, the thought of hurting ANYBODY, hurts me.
I answer them all in fullness, and as honestly and truthfully as
possible. I hope my answers to your questions are what you are
looking for in a Woman. And I can't wait to hear back from you soon.
MUCH LOVE AND LOVE ALWAYS
JENNIFER

Murray sends off a waffly reply

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Hi Jennyfur

Thank you so much for the email,

I love hereing all about you, it seems we reely do have lots in common and of course I can be trusted on my word, why would you ask that.

I have some friends cuming over later who have recently joined is in the hall, it is so nice to have guests drop in.

So long as the leave the spa to me when I need it I am happy.

What would I like in a woman, well, perhaps I best not say, minors may be reading.

Jeeny, I hate sending suchshort males as I know you deserve a tall one and just your luck, I am tall

But I do need to move my arse and get some work done.

Take care my dareling

All my luv
Murray

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 6:52 pm

Woooooooooooooooo Hooooooooooooooooo "ludmilla" is giving Murry teh key to her heart.

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My dear Murray, how are you today?

I hope everything is alright. Thank you for the warm and sincere letters, reading them makes me feel so good. Hope you are honest talking about great love to me and your feelings are strong because I really love you!

Murray, I trust you!

You mean more than the whole world for me! Seems like I'm blessed with the God cause I have you in my life! When I didn't know you Murray, I thought my life was ok: I was doing the job that I like, met with my friends and did other things, but now I look at all this and
understand that I was doing all this like a robot-mechanically but now I'm alive- now I have feelings- I'm enjoying the life! You brought the sense to my life and I'm happy now!

You are the guard of my heart it is locked for anyone else now and only you have a key from my heart!

Murray, you are everything I ever needed. I hope that you know I will never betray your feelings and expect the same from you. Your letters let me know I have nothing to worry about and you and me can be happy together. I didn't believe in magic but now I know, the dreams may become true. I hope you have no more doubts about me and the truthfulness of my feelings. When we meet you will be surprised how strong my love is. Life is so wonderful when two loving people are together!

We can learn so much from each other and become better for everyone. Love is a great feeling and it makes wonders! I can't wait to see you Murray. I hope the God will help us to meet.

I love you very much!!!

Your princess Ludmila.

Murray she trusts you

Silly boris !!!!!

Twisted Evil

Starting to get NSFW - SweetCakes replies;

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My sweet beautiful princess ludmilla

Once again you male has me sparkling and my every thought is YOU YOU YOU.

Your heart and everything else is perfectly and completely safe with me.

I cannot wait - and my every thought and dream is of you in my arms forever.

I have such plans for you - I can scarse hold them inside - your photos make me so hard with want.

Please don't get me wrong I am no satyre - but I need to kow what sexual acts you most like.

I would hate to disappoint you in anyway - I do love oral and cuddles and am very physical.

You are so very rite about the majic - it is majical - we are majical.

We must meet - Yes - but how and when? What are yout thoughts Sweet princess

Many hugs and sweet kisses xoxoxoxoxxxoxoxoxoxoxo

Your prince Murray

Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:11 pm

Wooooooooooo Hooooooooooooo "ludmilla" deffo lurves Murry

Laughing

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Hi my loved! My Murray!

I'm very glad to see your letter and I think you will glad to see my too. Today is more warm here and I thinking of you all day. I think about you, that you are very good person for me.

I read your letters and you like more and more to me, with every new day I understand it more. I don't know the future but I think all people have chance earlier on later but sometimes people don't take this chance. I thought very much about me and you and it will be so great to meet you personally. I don't know how to do it, but I'm sure it's real.

When I was in school I had a girl friend her name was Svetlana and I has learned that she was begin to correspond with foreign man from America and she was go there. I don't know where she lives, who is her husband. But it's not important now. I understand now that it's real and we can meet in the future if we will want it of course. I think that I would like to meet you Murray.

I feel that you are become closer to me. I tell you all about my life and I will tell if you will ask more. I feel you became more than friend to me and I want to tell you three words of love but I know it's earlie now but you must know I want to tell you it now. I had a dreams about our
meeting I really want to know you Murray, speak with you, take your hand and see your eyes. Maybe it's very frankly now but it's true and I don't want to hide it.

Murray, I always say the true and don't like when the people are lie. I hate it. My girlfriends and my mother says me that I must tell it to you if it's true. They will be happy if I find my love. I think we have chance with you Murray. I want to try to use this chance. Maybe it's a destiny, I'll wait for your answer with impatience. You must now I think about you now...

Love, Ludmila.

SweetCakes turns on teh charm to "lumdilla" - Yeps name mispeeled on porpoise.

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Sweet dareling princess lumdilla,

We seem to be exactly the same wavelength - I canot keep it inside any longer.

I want to tell the world - I LOVE YOU - I do so very much so.

In my dreams we snuggle and I smother you with loving kisses - everywhere you desire.

Yeps I two beleive in Destiny - Also I to hate liars - I would never stoop so low to hurt.

My eyes sparkle because of you - my heart beats with your every thought of you.

Please be frank - how can we get to meet and soon.

Many and mucho kisses and hugs my delicious princess

xoxoxooxxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxxoxoxoxoxoxoox

My heart and soul are yours forever.

Murray.

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:50 pm

We seem to have upset ALL teh pets - and they have deserted US.

All except "jennifur" being tormented on another thread.

Wink

So new invites are gmailing themselves out. Nothing elaborate - just the usual, yet successful;

Quote:

hi again

Sorry i was working abroad, but am home again now.

You seemed very interesting - i do hope you will reply back.

Regards SS

How handy that Sweety and SweetCakes share teh same initials.

Cool

We are selecting some fine prospects from the list of scammers exposed by the fabulously talented Caligula and Began Steele here;

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=158069

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:40 pm

awww, you're making me blush!

Wink

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 1:40 pm

Spooners proudly present new lad "steve"

http://www.scamwarners.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=4318

Woooooooooo Hooooooooooo green eyes - he will have a green arse when we finished with him.

Twisted Evil

Quote:

Hi Steve

Thank you for the wonderfull message you sent, sorry it took me a while to get back to you.

If you are still interested I would love to get to know you

Regards
Katey

Quote:

Hello Katey,
How are you doing , it nice to read from you am veyr happy , you sound very nice to me am very much interested in you , i will loved to know you more better , do you have yahoo instant messenger ? if you dont kindly download it on your computer this will help to know each other better, i cant wait to read from you ,
Thanks Steve ....

Quote:

Hi Steve,

thanks so much for your reply, I am sorry I dont have massenger as it has been banned from all company computers so I wont be able to use it.

You look very interesting, I would love to get to know you better but it will need to be by email

Regards
Sweety

Quote:

Katey,
How are you doing , it nice to read again from you , am glad you sound very much interesting tell me more about your self, and do you have computer at Home ?

Usual opening waffly tosh !!!!!!

Laughing

Pet "ken" is STILL starving and (obviously) not working since October 24th

Sweety sends a wake up mail;

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Ken you silly man, I trust you have sorted out those problems.

Why aren't you riting any more

Quote:

Honey sorry for not writing you...am still there cos i want to done with the work so i can get some funds to Eat...so sorry Love please if you can just send me some funds to Eat i will really like it.Still love you..Ken

Sweety quickly cobbles up something from past sent mails

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Dareling Ken,

Please don't tell me you have sat idle all this time - when you could have been working?

Remember - the quicker your project is completed - the quicker you will be in my arms.

Imagine how good that will be?

My late Father's best friend Bruce Rayson is a brilliant engineer and inventer - an ex college professor too.

I have phoned him and he has agreed that I can send you his mail address.

email is [email protected]

Please write to him - he is so wonderful and helpful - like me.

Also please don't think to upset me again by not mailing him. I will check that you have. I just know everything will work out fine.

Please don't mess me about ken - I have gone to a lot of trouble to set this up.

Call me a silly woman all you like - but I want to help you in every possible way to get this project completed as fast as possible.

Mail him today - I will phone him later to check that you have - if you have not - then I will know you are not serious about me or my ideas and plans - I do care for you Ken - I want to prove that

We will soon be together and enjoying everything forever.

Mucho hugs and kisses, Sweety xooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 2:02 pm

Moving swifty on - "ludmiiiiiiilllllaaaaa" - with added spacing !!!

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Hello my love Murray! The more I correspond with you, the more I
understand that can not be without you. You became mine air, my dream.
Now my purpose of life became a meeting with you. I can not live
without idea about you and my life is filled with you. To me few your
letters, are necessary for me you. I want to see you to hold you for a
hand and to become transfixed in your embraces. Murray, you feel the
same? You want to be with me and to dream of our future?

I do not present my life without you Murray, you gave me a string of hope for
happy life and have rescued me from loneliness. I am grateful to you
for love and letters, they help not difficult minutes, and I want,
that all my life you were with me beside. I understand, that it is
difficult for you to understand my feelings to you still. But all my
words it is sincere also these words go from most my heart. I already
understand, that I am not lonely in this world, now I have you Murray.
Murray, I would be glad, if you agreed to divide with me life.

Perhaps, my words will seem to you naive, but I want to be your wife
and the friend all our life. I am ready to divide with you all
pleasures and griefs of this life. Murray, I want to make our life
happy and provided. I know,that we are waited ahead with love and
happiness. How you represent ours the future meeting? I would like,
that we have lead our first evening under silent, slow music, burned
candles and we did not notice as time runs.

Only you and I... Murray!

Our hearts knocked from love and from passion, and our hands caressed
each other under a rhythm of love. I want to be with you Murray, to
breathe with you one air and to wake up every morning in one bed. I
want to look every day in your fine eyes and to receive huge pleasure
from employment by love with you. I want to feel you all my body, each
cell of my body. I want to cover you with kisses and to feel your
kisses on me. Murray, if we shall not meet soon I cannot live more.

I want to come running to you and never to let out from my embraces.
Only tenderness and our love... I present us with you and I dream of
you in the long evenings and my heart is beaten pending our first
meeting... I love you very much! I need you

Murray! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss you Murray!!!

Your future Ludmila.

Murray is such a SweetCakes - but doesn't waste his time or words.

Quote:

Hi Ludmila my dareling

So sorry for theate reply, I have been so busy with work do the annual clothes off, I will rite again later

I love you my beautiful princess

Yours forever

Sweetcakes

Quote:

Dearest Murray! Hellooooooo! Thank you for taking the time to write
me. If you only knew how happy your letters make me. Murray, thank you
for being so sweet. Every day I find myself spending more time
thinking of you.

My dear Prince Murray, your letters are pure inspiration to me. I want to see you and tell you that I miss you more and more as the days pass. I want you to be my happiness for ever! A
lot of time has passed, I feel nervous, because I think that love has
finally found me, can this be Love ???? Perhaps, I want it to be, only
time will tell, but I don't need to wait for time to tell me if it is
or not, somehow I know it is. I think of the future, many years from
now and I see you and me, together, married,with a boy and a girl, our
family, I know it may sound a kind of silly but it is my dream, you
are my dream, a life by your side.

My dear Murray, I wonder how will
it feel to have you in my arms, to kiss you, to love you. Dearest
prince! I'm sure, what our love the strongest, and we will overcome
all the difficulties if we have a goal to reach. And our goal is to
make each other happy, isn't it? Please send to me the phone number. I
wish to hear your voice and to talk to you a little.

I love you! I love you very much Murray!!! Kissssssssss!

Your Ludmila.

Poor Murray - "boris" is PRETTY keen !!!

Wink

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:13 pm

SC wrote:

... do the annual clothes off, ...

What?!? It's only annual?!? What have I been doing at least weekly then?!? Somebody's got a lot of 'splainin' to do!

Wink

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:52 pm

Cathartic Kate wrote:

Woooooooooo Hooooooooooo green eyes - he will have a green arse when we finished with him.

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:34 pm

I am extremely displeased with Ken's lack of motivation when it comes to his work. He seems to be astonishingly lazy and refuses to solve those issues that he seems stuck on at his job. Maybe he needs a psych evaluation?

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:58 pm

Now we're finally getting somewhere:

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HELLO,
THIS IS KENNETH JACKSON FROM ONE MISS MURRAY SPOONER DID YOU KNOW HER?SHE TOLD ME TO EMAIL YOU BECAUSE I NEED SOME HELP FROM HER...GET BACK TO ME IF YOU GOT THIS EMAIL...KEN

And my response:

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Hello Mr. Jackson,

I have been waiting for your message, what took so long? Your solar system energy project intrigues me. I have a few questions about it if you don't mind. This should help get you through whatever issues you may have. First, the most important question is what's the frequency Kenneth? Solar system energy depends greatly on the frequency and it's vitally important that I know what it is so that I may help you. Tell me, are you locked in the punch? That is almost as important as the frequency. I hope you are doing well with Miss Spooner, she is one fine woman. I remember years ago watching her bounce on the trampoline at her father's house, it was such a wonderful time, she really knew how to bounce and jiggle. Thank you for contacting me and bringing such an interesting conundrum into an old man's life.

Thank you,
Bruce Rayson, Professor of solar system energy and astrophysics

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 12:17 am

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What?!? It's only annual?!? What have I been doing at least weekly then?!? Somebody's got a lot of 'splainin' to do!

It's OK Titania, we wanted to make sure he is thoroughly de-educated, please continue with the weekly clothes off, we were actually considering making it a daily event. Wink

Sweety pretending to be SweetCakes begins to chant our demands

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Dareling Ken,
Please don't tell me you have sat idle all this time - when you could have been working?
Remember - the quicker your project is completed - the quicker you will be in my arms.
Imagine how good that will be?
My late Father's best friend Bruce Rayson is a brilliant engineer and inventer - an ex college professor too.
I have phoned him and he has agreed that I can send you his mail address.
email is [email protected]
Please write to him - he is so wonderful and helpful - like me.
Also please don't think to upset me again by not mailing him. I will check that you have. I just know everything will work out fine.
Please don't mess me about ken - I have gone to a lot of trouble to set this up.
Call me a silly woman all you like - but I want to help you in every possible way to get this project completed as fast as possible.
Mail him today - I will phone him later to check that you have - if you have not - then I will know you are not serious about me or my ideas and plans - I do care for you Ken - I want to prove that
We will soon be together and enjoying everything forever.
Mucho hugs and kisses, Sweety xooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Ken steals some more loving words

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Each night before I sleep your sweet words through my mind. As I rest my head on my pillow a smile seeps through my soul, knowing that you, and you alone have made me whole.Without you I would simply be surviving, but with you I am living life to the fullest. Because of your love my spirit has been rejuvenated.The simplest pleasures in life bring me so much joy that it is hard to find the words to describe them. A walk in the park becomes a reality based metaphor... it is our journey together hand in hand forever more.Our banter that may seem odd to others makes us giggle to no end. The difference between you and I are very few, yet they are there. But we accept those differences, embracing them because they are part of something we love about one another.It isn't about looks, nor money but the simplicity in life that we find so attractive. Knowing we could survive anywhere as long as we were together.Love is not a job, love simply is. Unconditional love is what I offer you, and with you I receive the same. You are my heart of hearts, my soul mate, friend, lover and partner for life.I will love you forever and a day. Thank you for being there, loving me and knowing what my true heart wants.
Love always,

And then agrees to contact Bruce

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OK I WILL SEND HIM AN EMAIL NOW...

Just so I can contribute something

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It is very late here now Ken, too late to be wringing Bruce

But I will be cheeking in the morning

Goodnight Ken

Please dream of something very very special.

NO, not that

ME

Sweet Regards
Sweety

In other news, Ludmila (Boris) wants to talk to Murray Shocked

Spacing added

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Dearest Murray! Hellooooooo! Thank you for taking the time to write
me. If you only knew how happy your letters make me. Murray, thank you
for being so sweet.

Every day I find myself spending more time
thinking of you. My dear Prince Murray, your letters are pure
inspiration to me. I want to see you and tell you that I miss you more
and more as the days pass. I want you to be my happiness for ever!

A
lot of time has passed, I feel nervous, because I think that love has
finally found me, can this be Love ???? Perhaps, I want it to be, only
time will tell, but I don't need to wait for time to tell me if it is
or not, somehow I know it is.

I think of the future, many years from
now and I see you and me, together, married,with a boy and a girl, our
family, I know it may sound a kind of silly but it is my dream, you
are my dream, a life by your side.

My dear Murray, I wonder how will
it feel to have you in my arms, to kiss you, to love you. Dearest
prince! I'm sure, what our love the strongest, and we will overcome
all the difficulties if we have a goal to reach.

And our goal is to
make each other happy, isn't it? Please send to me the phone number. I
wish to hear your voice and to talk to you a little. I love you! I
love you very much Murray!!! Kissssssssss!
Your Ludmila.

SweetCakes explains recent events at Spooner Hall

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Hi My Dareling

Things are so busy hear rite now, some of the staff are suggesting the annual clothes off should be much more regular to save having so much work at clothes off time.

There is even suggestion to make it a daily clothes off, we will have much to discuss on this topic.

I am sorry I am so busy right now but it should settle down again soon.

All my love my Dareling Sweet Princess

I love you

Yours forever
SweetCakes

Forgot to mention about the phone call, oh well Wink

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:41 am

Wooooooooooo Hoooooooooooooooo DeepSeaBaiter (Bruce Rayson) Arstrospycho-thingy.

Way to go - brilliant baiting - you are a natural Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Wink

"steve" wafflinessness continues - lad asked if I have a PC at home. - Sweety stalls.

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Hi Steve

Yes
I do have a computer at home, why do you ask?

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Cos i will loved to downlaod yahoo instant messenger i wmat to chat with you to know you more better pls do

And dodges the IM "angle" Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Hi Steve

I am sorry, my home computer runs through my works internet service so it is not possible even from home.

I do hope we can get to know each other through email.

Regards
Sweety

Quote:

What do you do for work

Quote:

Hi again

I run the UK arm of my company, its is a lot of hard work but the hard work does pay off, I work long hours but I do get to enjoy myself as well.

I like to think I am a good boss, employee happiness is of most importance becasue good happy workers are always looking for ways to make the business a success.

Please, tell me what you do and tell me a bit about it, I would realy love to find out about you.

Regards
Sweety

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 2:53 pm

This could get very entertaining:

Ken Writes:

Quote:

thanks for the mail please i will tell you everything later just help me with the funds and i promise i will get it back to you.

And the brilliant energy expert replies:

Quote:

Ken, this is the first I've heard of any such funds, please tell me further what your plans are with these. I was not notified of them. Please tell me further what is happening with your project. As I mentioned before, I am very interested in it. A firm I am associated with is interested in investing in energy sources as I was told you were involved with.

Sincerely,
Bruce Rayson

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:15 pm

Latest Spooner bait news - before teh "lad" weekend off.

lad "steve" is very keen indeedy and sends a right pile of hogwash - spacing added.

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About me,

I am a contractor I do Building construction and development of Rural areas and due to this reason I travel a lot I have been lonely since after I lost a long lasted relationship with my wife
who died in a car accident 8 years ago with my two lovely sons, she was a part of my life she was all I got and all I wanted to make my life worth living and i just won a contract in West Africa which i have been taking care of here in africa for some while but i am almost done and i should be back home in couple of weeks, Don't measure the distance, measure my love,Love is the shortest distance between hearts ,When you feel alone, just look at the spaces between your fingers, remember that in those spaces you can see my fingers locked with yours forever, I am looking for a lady that can shower me with so much Love and care, I am also looking for long time relationship (Lifetime relationship something really serious) on this dating website and we can start up things from there.

I have been married for 25 years and I have been a widow for 8 years I just wish there was never a time I had to lost anyone in my life because right now my parent are also gone
and all I got now is my 1 daughter, and she is also in support of my search for a woman of my dream, am looking for woman that will love me for whom i am i have allots of love and happiness to give her ,cos happiness is the only thing on earth that cannot be paid by any diamonds, gold or money, tell me a little about yourself? am a single dad who looks for trust,
love, romance, a faithful person, a passionate person, a honest person, a caring person god fearing , humble , understanding , open minded, trustworthy and i do care about others feelings and and am seeking for someone that is loving . passionate , god fearing , trustworthy , open minded , and someone that's willing to be loved and love in return, a soul mate, a best friend, some one to grow old with and some one that will be all mine forever and someone
that i can make happy always and she will do same to me and when I saw your profile i look into your eyes and i see something special and my heart just shook to feel warm inside all I had to do was take on look and then I decided I send u a message and I would appreciate it a lot if you get back to me if you think you are looking for the same thing and you u think you can be that one special woman

"steve" I am damn sight more special than you realise.

Sweety sends the usual - short n sweet.

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Hi Steve

Thank you so much for telling me all about yourself

I am sorry, i am just on my way out but I will tell you all about me in my next mail

Oh, I should mention, all my closest friends call me SweetCheeks, I feel we will become close so I would like if you could call me SweetCheeks like my friends to

Regards
Sweety

Moving onto lad "ken" informing Sweety he has contacted her late father's friend.

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I have mail him again..

Lets keep the toe-rag using up his internet cafe time.

Twisted Evil

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Hi Ken

I am so glad you have replied to Bruce

Please keep me informed of your progress with him

Regards

SweetCheeks

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:30 pm

looks like he's putting in some overtime at the cafe:

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Hello Mr Bruce Rayson

This is what i send to Miss MURRAY SPOONER...I write this message in the middle of both happiness and depression.I am depressed because an equipment got lost in transit. Immediately after I got the confirmation that the contract has been approved, I shipped some equipments so that I can get them and use them here for the project. On getting to the airport some times Ago to pick the equipments, I discovered that the major one is missing. I tried to talk to the shipping company but they instisted that there is nothing they can do about it since I was the one that shipped them myself. I spoke to the man that was assigned for me as my assistant here and he told me we can find it in a company here. We went to the company and we found the equipment, but the problem is the cost compared to what I have. The price for the equipment is $23,000 and I only have $20,050 cash with me. I need to get about $3000, I tried to use my debit cards here but it couldn't work here in africa, I would have love to call my bank but my bank will never release any money from my account if I am not present in person. This is the problem that I have honey. I would have loved to explain to the company that gave me the contract but this can wreck my career as it not presentable. I am confused and you are the only person that I can explain these to. I know it is not right for me to tell you all these but it is my problem and you are the only one I can tell. Honey, I know it is wrong for me to ask you for a help but I don't have any other person to tell. I need you to borrow me this fund so that I can get the equipment as soon as possible and start the work on time, honey, I really need you to help me out so that I can finish up and come to you on time. As soon as I get to you, I will pay you the fund. I will look up to read from you soon. I Love you so much Honey. You are my last hope.

Ken

And of course the long-winded response:

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Mr. Kenneth,
I was under the impression that your problems were of a technical nature, not a financial one. Please elaborate on the nature of this project and I will see what can be done. Unfortunately, I have no other information than that you are of a scientific background and that you are involved in a project that pertains to energy production. If you would elaborate more, perhaps I could put you in contact with one of the many firms in the U.S.A. that may be able to provide you with the equipment. As I'm sure you are well aware, the U.S.A. is very charitable, especially when it comes to energy needs. Please let me know which equipment you are lacking and I will try to put you in contact with the right people. If it is a Flux Capacitor you are looking for, I have several of them in my kitchen drawer that I would be more than happy to provide to assist you. It would be wonderfully exciting if this was the case because I haven't been able to find the right project to use one in since 1984.

Sincerely,
Bruce Rayson

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