The Spooner’s Extra Marital Lad Affairs -some NSFW content

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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:36 pm

Cathartic Kate, I love the way you take control of the bait, Smile

does it not get confusing being Murry at times? Laughing

Murry, just checking in for my daily smile at the lad torture that you and Kate administer so well, keep up the good work!

Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:13 am

Hi Furball, glad your enjoying the Spooner's torture chamber Very Happy

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does it not get confusing being Murry at times?

Answering this for both of us, yes, sometimes, especially earlier, occasionally we (we as in "I") would send a message from the wrong box or sign off with the wrong name, for convenience, mails to each box forward to the other and all mails forward to my main baiting account, the bigger problem is when I reply from there which I have done a couple fo times as well.

As for remembering who is who, we both keep track of each lad and discuss replies when we can so that isn't a huge issue as we are each both of us, besides, most of our replies are waffle anyway Cool

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 5:18 am

The pets have been quiet lately and we haven't had much time for inviting more, that, we can do a little later.

For now, the Pet Greg is back for more Laughing

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Hey,

Thanks for the compliment, never expected it from you, where did it come from? lol..... So, how was your weekend? Sure i can reply you in a more reasonable time frame. Do you like me?

Sweety wont let him off quite so easy, but it would be nice to play some more

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Hi Greg

I do have interest in you, but I hate being left waiting.

If you were interested in me you wouldn't leave me for days without reply constantly, I know things can come up, but not every day

I will give you one last chance, show your interest and woo me

Regards
Sweety

Lets see how we go with round 2

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:02 am

Wooooooooo Hooooooooooooooooo indeedy doubly dooooo T too tooooooooo
　
Glad to be back after a nasty touch of "swinus fluviatilis"

Laughing

Teh meds together with a strict diet of orgasmicaly grown suppliments induced/stimulated the following poetic/mystical/mythical outpouring
penned in honour of this poems narrator - Fata Titania (the beautiful & fabulous shapeshifting half-sister of King Arthur)

Wink

Sweet Sweeties ramblings were inspired by a "Greek operatic multi voiced style thingy" she once "half took notice of" from a "lifestyle" show.
Merely passing teh time between shopping trips, as is her wont.

Rolling Eyes

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"μακάρων νη̂σοι makárôn nêsoi" - Isles of the Blessed
　
Voice 1 (Lancelot du Lac)
　
What grief, what wretched grief is alike of the sorrow borne by one who is forever apart?
My sword arm empty, my shield abandoned, drab, sullied, as is my title thou didst bestow.
One once so attentive and cōnsonant with your Queen, the one I gave my heart,
Weighed down now, as is my spirit, my countenance, since that day you bade me go.
　
Koryphaîos

Alas, Lancelot!

The lustre of our golden realm is now mere sand,
Our valiant standard is fallen and in disarray,
No more will it be lifted aloft as his shining brand,
Before which a thousand enemies trembled and ran away.

Narrator (Titania le Fay)

The countenance of the King reflects the sun to those engirdled by his rule,
But now his heart is splintered, icy of visage, diabolical his gaze.
Abused by sordid adultery, his woman and his best friend, he the horned fool,
Both now joylessly divided, derided, dispatched on their isolated ways.

Koryphaîos

Alas, Gwenhwy!

Her face of purity, she deserves not this plight,
Eyes so wondrously besparkle colours of the sunlit sea,
Her smile bought to all joyous delight,
Her radiance gladdened like a blossomed tree.

Voice 1 (Lancelot du Lac)

......Hear me my love,
　
As life, that strange augury writes yet another page,
As groves take upon themselves their fresh blossom,
As sands of time pain, and seasons rearrange,
As trees and meadows grow yet more fair,
Hold hard to our memory sweet Queen
When together we lay that only time enchanted,
Whilst the cuckoo, that most furtive of singers,
Didst cry forth a refrain that caused so much pain.......
　
Voice 2 (Gwenhwy-fawr)

......Each night I cry till my heart aches,
O to wake just once within the comfort of your arms
My heart beating in time with yours, head upon chest,
O to see once more your sparkle,
To feel the comfort of you at my side,
O to delight in your charms,
To feel safe from all harms,
Each night this I cry, my sweet Champion,
I cry till my heart aches......

Narrator (Titania le Fay)

Weeks pass, seasons pass, too soon storm winds rise up against fair Avalon again,
Against a tempest threatening Tír inna n-Óc our King rode heartbroken to his end.
His armourment only as strong as his pride, his countenance proclaiming his pain,
Thundering onward, chivalrously, remorselessly, deathward into legend.

Koryphaîos

Alas, Arcturus!

His calming strength, his dream, his love, his passion,
His fearlessness, his splendour, tainted only by nefarious deceit,
He gave his all for what he didst perceive, his glorious vision,
That only by service to others can we become truly complete.

"αυτήν την ιστορία τελειώνουν τώρα"

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:26 am

Wonderful inspiring poem Sweety

They must be some great drugs Wink

So glad you are feeling better Very Happy

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:01 am

The meds were truly inspiring, as were the far too frequent trips to teh biffy.

All aches and pains in teh past now though - going to celebrate my giving teh lads some extra grief.

Of course swine flu is merely a walk in park when ALL your friends and family feel the need to mention roast pork dinners and bacon sandwiches at least twice in every sentence.

Such wit, such repartee - - just wait till they get a sniffle!

Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:19 am

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ALL your friends and family feel the need to mention roast pork dinners

If I recall, I do believe I resisted temptation Confused

Sometimes

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 3:05 pm

So glad you're feeling better, Sweetie.

I also appreciate that you didn't overload this thread whilst I was off being maid of honor at my niece's wedding. (Beautiful day, beautiful bride, only one bridal meltdown - justified, I may add - and a wonderful time with family and friends.)

I'm back, and I'm not partied out - where are those Chips? Very Happy

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Katie, I'm so sorry you had the flu!!!! Sad

I thought it was awful quiet here at the Spooners but I know y'all have lots of different projects going on too, so I just thought you busy.
I do hope you are feeling better (((BIG HUGS))) and best wishes for a full recovery.

Darling Guru wrote:

They must be some great drugs

I agree, fantastic writing there dearest. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:55 am

Thankiees to you both - feeling so much better now.

Wink

While looking through the Spooner VPA files I noticed some pet emails that have not been tended to

Peyton doesn't want to be a VPA

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Thank you for your reply but here now i will like you to hold your position and your work ok i dont be intrested anymore pls bye for now and i dont want to hear anything about vpa again if you dont want to help me out here bye.

It isn't like being a VPA is a terribly hard job

Laughing

Spooners never let a pet have the last say

Lets see if we can get this lazy pet off its arse

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Peyton,

It seems to me that you are a spoilt brat, you want everything your own way and you are lazy as hell, you have no desire in getting a real job at all, just perfect the the position of VPA, but if you are too lazy and incompetent to work through Sweety's interview process then I can help you no further.

As I mentioned earlier, there is another applicant from Nigeria also who Sweety has now engaged and I know you will be happy for her that she has shown some pictures of herself wearing the new clothes she brought and i must say she does look stunning in them, she could be a porn model looking the way she does which is exactly what we are looking for in a VPA
If you decode to get off your arse and do something to earn yourself some good money then feel free to contact me.

Otherwise i hope you wish the other VPA well, I have asked her to contact you for her first assignment before she gets here and i am intested to see how thing go.

Well, I must go, the new VPA needs another $1,000 for some visa or something so I need to get the money over to her now.

Do let me know if you change your mind

Regards
SweetCakes

Greg Phillips, doing his best to appear interested

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Why were you having troubles sleeping? I am sorry if my continuous asking offended you. So, what have you been up to? I have been into stuff and also took my daughter out to see movies and to the park, it's been quite some time now and she seems to enjoy every second of it while it lasted. Anything exciting going on with you?

Greg

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Hi Greg
I didn't reply to this email earlier, i would appologise but is seems only fair to me as I am still wauting for your reply to my other email.

I often have trouble sleeping at night, there are a few reasons for that, I do sometime have to work late into the night or get up early, our other office is in Austraylia so we need to work to suit each others time zones sometimes and of course, as you would know, sometimes with your own business you need to put in that bit of extra work.

To compound the issue of the last few days i have had a bout of Pig Flew which really knocked me about.

Enough of me for now, write back soon
Regards
Sweety

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:30 am

It looks as though slapping Greg has worked a treat

This just in

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I read your email over and over again, i keep saying to myself, if this is really going to work out, you have the key to the relationship and i will do anything to show you that i so much wish for us to happen and start living our lives. I really feel we can make one happy family together. I am sorry for keeping you waiting i never wanted or intended to do that but as you know, work and work and during those times i am away, you are all i think of and some times i wonder why there such distance between us but i believe things do happen for a reason and i believe there is a reason for us. How was your weekend? I hope you had fun, anything special?

Talk soon.

Greg

"i will do anything to show you that i so much wish for us to happen"
Now that looks promising

For the moment we just want him to supply script for posting at Scamwarners http://www.scamwarners.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=3615

Once we get some more script and a money request we can really step up the fun

I play the part of Sweety to give the pet a nice soothing pat
as well as a little bit of misinformation Wink

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Hi Greg

That is a much better email and very timely, well done, it seems there is potential in you.

Well, my weekend was not so good, I have pig flew and I have been quarenteened, I dont recall ever feeling more sick.

The standard practice is quaranteened for 2 weeks but it makes you very sleepy so lots of sleep for me

Cant wait for your mails to cheer me up

Take care Greg

Regards
Sweety

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:52 pm

^^^

Glad you are better, Kate! Wink

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:06 am

Thankies Corona - feeling top top now

Laughing

Spooners is having a slow period - but we have sent out some new invites.

Mail in from "concerned" ?? "greg"

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Thanks for the nice words, i truly appreciate. I really wish i am there with you to make things go well and you be ok. Well, what ever you feel that would cheer you up from me, just tel me and i will do it ok. I always enjoy writing to you......

Sweety replies;

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Well Thank You Dareling Greg.

I adore poems and poetry - would you please write and send me one - dear man.

Sweety with kisses

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:21 pm

This just in: my vlad has spoken the truth for once!

Natatarataliya wrote:

Hello my love Cal. I am very glad to receive your letter today. I have read through your letter and I as to tell that i am ridiculous.

Sorry for the short interruption, couldn't resist telling Laughing

Carry on

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:42 pm

@ Caligula, that is ALWAYS good to know Smile

Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 8:29 am

Woooooooooooooo Hooooooooooooooooooo

Spooners working teh weekend.

Missed replying to this earlier from the Fabulous Furball

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I love the way you take control of the bait, does it not get confusing being Murry at times?

Strangely enough - I get confustacated enough remembering which persona I am at different sites - not to mention bait characters of all three sexes
Being MG/Cakes is dead easy - I have even been his mother Marg. If it confuses the lads - all well and good.

Note - Murry is actually a "fairish" baiter - and he has come on in leaps and bounds under my tutelage.

Laughing

@ Caligula - Wonderful baiting - always good to know the vlads are being treated so well.

Cool

More twaddle in from "greg"

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I read your email over and over again, i keep saying to myself, if this is really going to work out, you have the key to the relationship and i will do anything to show you that i so much wish for us to happen and start living our lives. I really feel we can make one happy family together. I am sorry for keeping you waiting i never wanted or intended to do that but as you know, work and work and during those times i am away, you are all i think of and some times i wonder why there such distance between us but i believe things do happen for a reason and i believe there is a reason for us. How was your weekend? I hope you had fun, anything special?

Talk soon.

Greg

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Hello Hon,

How are you doing today? I will try and see what i can do about the poem and i will send you one nice one. What's going on and did you miss me?

Time is short so will re-send last reply with request for poem;

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Well Thank You Dareling Greg.
I adore poems and poetry - would you please write and send me one - dear man.
Sweety with kisses

Introducing "ludmilla" - note done some paragraphing and whatnots.

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Murray I am sorry, if have involuntarily afflicted you with the untimely answer to your message. But my work and practically full absence of a free time within last days have literally deprived of me possibility to visit marriage agency. And only today I managed to get the permission from the chief on access of my office computer to a network the Internet.

Murray our acquaintance has made upon me very pleasant impression. And I hope, we can continue it, finding out in due course, about merits and demerits each other. Probably, then our friendship will have a chance to outgrow from virtual in the real. At least, now my heart is free, and other absolute obstacles I do not see. Frankly speaking, Murray my world is modest enough events and I hardly will manage to surprise you with something. I want home life, to sit at home, to make suppers, to give birth to children, and it turns out, that it is necessary to work, be engaged for days on end in personal growth and to be in constant process of any study. My parents the usual people having a modest prosperity, therefore in a life to me
to have to achieve all is independent, and I in full sense of this word create myself.

From positive sides of my character I can mention that I the kind person, am deprived impudence and I can help the person absolutely disinterestedly. Never I impose myself, and men I concern with some share of vigilance, considering what completely to rely on anybody from you it is impossible. But if I am convinced that I represent for the man genuine interest it is capable to be given to him, not putting any preliminary conditions. Murray to describe myself
to the unfamiliar person, employment biassed enough, and it will be probable better if we talk what is pleasant to us and what we do not love? For example, in short theses. I think, that thus we will manage though a little to expand border of our acquaintance and to gather something new and interesting in representation about each other.

For example I Love: to wake up in the mornings (I the lark) accordingly, therefore very much is pleasant to me early morning, especially solar. I adore spring when already warmly, I love also winter and summer. Strangely enough, but I love a rain, and I like to look at it from a window. I love flowers, chocolate, fruit, nuts, fish, salads. I love cleanliness in the house and I appreciate neatness in people, but it does not reach marasmus. I love children, and I like to spend with
them time. I like to find out and embody in a reality the new and well forgotten old culinary recipes. I love the romantic literature, accordingly and films of the same orientation. I love the drawn cartoon films and educational films on Discovery Channel, National Geography, Viasat History and Animal Planet. And as musical channels also are entertaining.

Owing to that on a horoscope I Libra simply I adore the house, a cosiness in the house, adore to equip the dwelling. Very much I love music, I listen from folklore and classics, to modern
club music and rock to executors, but I prefer lyrical compositions though all depends on mood. Very much I love rest on the nature at water and simply I adore the sea. I love, when visitors come to the house, it is pleasant to prepare for these small holidays. From this,
that I Do not love: I do not love a dirt, to be ill, drunk, malicious, lazy and envious whiners easily irritated on trifles and besides hysterical and very loud-speaking people. I do not like to listen heavy rock, example Merlin Manson and to look news channels (as a rule, in them show only awful or simply dreadful events). I do not like to remain long in loneliness. Murray, perhaps, that little that I could list it in brief. Try to add also you the story about itself. At
least, the more I can find out about your person, the better. And if you add your letter with photos, it will be just fine.

Perhaps, you will have photos on which you are embodied and people close to you. Or
any amusing moments from your life. Well? And I will look and I will choose something from those a photo that are available on my working computer and I will attach them to the letter. And still ... Murray I do not wish you to offend, but I know, that the Internet world is
filled by falseness, and everyone owing to the imagination can give out wished for the valid. But if you are interested in the further development of our acquaintance that, please, be with me sincerely.

Because, first of all you are interesting to me as the Person and I do not wish to feel disappointments. Have agreed?

Your Russian girlfriend Ludmila.

Maybe - just maybe - Cakes has struck lucky here?

Nah - it is sure to end in tears.

Laughing

Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 10:33 am

I am certain it will end in tears Laughing

Vlads rarely read your early emails but may go back later to read just before the money stage.

Here is my reply

Quote:

Hi Ludmila

Thank you so much for your wonderful reply and you beautiful pictures, they are wonderful.

I thought you must have decided to get to know somebody else but so glad you are writing to me.

I notice you love children, me too although I couldn't eat a whole one.

It has been so nice reading from you and I look forward to reading lots more.

Sorry I have only sent a short mail but promise to send a longer one next time

Kind regards
Murray

Oh, thank you for those kind words Sweety Rolling Eyes

Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:00 am

Introducing the new pet Keneth

Keneth claims to be 61 years old and from the US but guess where he is really from.

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My name is kenneth jackson White/Caucasian. I'm Self Employed Electrical Engineer studied the course Electrical Engineer with a Master Degree, I have a good sense of humor...I live in Arlington,VA. Arlington County is an urban county of about 203,000 residents in the Commonwealth of Virginia, directly across the Potomac River from Washington, D.C. .Age (61yrs).I would want us to continue this conversation further through my email which is kenjack18xxxxx or I M me on AIM messenger "kenjack18"you can email me now am online.
Have a Nice day.

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It was so nice to read from you on the site , i so much appreciate it. ,let me know if you get it. I so much believe that when we meet online we can now get closer and talk better, my id is "kenjack18".Concerning what i do for living and about myself. I felt is important at this juncture to let you know the personality of whom and who you writing to all this while.

My name is Kenneth Jackson .I happen to study Electrical Engineer in Oxford University where i obtain my masters Degree in first class.I was once married to a loving,caring,honest and sincere woman until death came and took her away from me...My Believe is that there's 1 woman out there that can help me find that Love and affection again.Someone who is Understanding,Kind,good sense of Humor,Loving,caring,honest,sincere,passioniate and affectionaite ,I am looking for a good woman from the heart. yes.There must be an attraction and then I would want to see the heart...The Bible says" Seek the Kingdom of God first and every other thing shall be added on to you" I've sort the kingdom so i'm waiting for 1 of my other things that's my Dream woman and i believe when i have a woman that is honest and caring,she wouldn,t hurt my feelings and emotion which i have for her.Most people doesn't know what it take to hurt anothers once feelings and emotion and how it feels so i'm not into playing games.Basically that's all on me for now unless if you're willing to know more,then you can ask!.meanwhile i'll love to know more about yourself also...Well that's if about me and Looking forward to hear from you soon

Now this deserves special attention

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she wouldn,t hurt my feelings and emotion which i have for her.Most people doesn't know what it take to hurt anothers once feelings and emotion and how it feels so i'm not into playing games

Sweety gives the pet a quick pat, then onto posting up his script and picture at Scamwarners

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Hi Kenneth

So lovely to here all about you.

Well, a little abbout my, my name is Katey Spooner but my good friends call me SweetCheeks, I run the UK arm of a successful business, I have 2 childrens who have moved out of home and I am a busy woman to say the least, I love having fun and care deeply for those who I love

I enjoy parties in the hall and quiet times in the hot tub, I love poetry and especially love having poetry ritten for me.

I am a little shy and reserved and dont like to reveal too much about myself too soon but i would love to get to know you better.

Please do tell me more

regards
Sweety

pet "keneth" replies very Déjà vu

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It was so nice to read from you on the site , i so much appreciate it. ,let me know if you get it. I so much believe that when we meet online we can now get closer and talk better, my id is "kenjack18".Concerning what i do for living and about myself. I felt is important at this juncture to let you know the personality of whom and who you writing to all this while.My name is Kenneth Jackson .I happen to study Electrical Engineer in Oxford University where i obtain my masters Degree in first class.I was once married to a loving,caring,honest and sincere woman until death came and took her away from me...My Believe is that there's 1 woman out there that can help me find that Love and affection again.Someone who is Understanding,Kind,good sense of Humor,Loving,caring,honest,sincere,passioniate and affectionaite ,I am looking for a good woman from the heart. yes.There must be an attraction and then I would want to see the heart...The Bible says" Seek the Kingdom of God first and every other thing shall be added on to you" I've sort the kingdom so i'm waiting for 1 of my other things that's my Dream woman and i believe when i have a woman that is honest and caring,she wouldn,t hurt my feelings and emotion which i have for her.Most people doesn't know what it take to hurt anothers once feelings and emotion and how it feels so i'm not into playing games.Basically that's all on me for now unless if you're willing to know more,then you can ask!.meanwhile i'll love to know more about yourself also...Well that's if about me and Looking forward to hear from you soon

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Hi Keneth
So wonderful to here from you, I certainly am interested in getting to know you.
Please do tell me all about yourself and who knows where it may lead
Regards
SweetCheeks Spooner

Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:48 pm

Pet "ludmila" replies to SweetCakes;

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Hello my friend Murray! I am glad to hear from you again. Thanks that
you have written me. I think that every new letter pulls us together
more and more. I think that you know much about me now. I was familiar
with many young people, but I didn't like any of them. Now I know you
and I think we can be very close friends. I hope that I have made the
right choice. I do not want to risk. I want to be happy and to love
the persons who will make me happy. Murray, I write you with pure
intentions. Do you think we can be happy together? Once I had long
relations with one guy. We were dating for two years. I thought that
we would marry one day. But suddenly he became so cold with me, he
began to treat me so bad, started to drink a lot and spend most of the
time with his friends. And they were telling stories about me,
something very horrible that I've never done. He became rude with me.
He spent time with other women. I was so upset and after that I
disappointed in all Russian men. Since that passed one year already.
Recently my girlfriend told me that it is possible to get acquainted
with the man through the Internet. I didn't believe in this but
decided to try. And I have found you. I am very happy that we write
each other. It is very important for me. I want to be happy with the
man and to spend with him the whole my life. I will try to make my man
happy. But without his help and his love and understanding it would be
impossible. I think I'm ready to try such a wonderful feeling as love
again. I hope that you will understand my words. I want to know your
opinion about all this. Murray, I want to learn more about you. About
your soul and background. What is the most important for you: material
or spiritual values? I would like to receive more of your pictures,
Murray. I will wait for your answer with impatience.
Your friend Ludmila.

Waffly reply - (again not too much required to keep the script coming).

Quote:

Thank you for that wonderful mail. You have brightened up my day no end.

I am so disheartened to read that you have not yet met a nice and worthy man in your life.

I too have such hopes and want very much to be that perfect man for you - just as I have this feeling you will be equally as perfect for me.

Please tell me more about your self - I will write more once I have these pesky lecture sessions finished.

I am sending you some nice pics taken recently when in Maylaysia

Fondest regards

Murray

Obviously - no pics included at all - must have slipped my mind before I pressed send.

Wink

Pet "kenneth" responds too with a steaming pile of BS

Shocked

Quote:

I'm glad we finally meet each other online and thank God that sent you to me ....I'm so lucky to have find you online ...I want you to know that distance nothing while love and honest are for real.

1, What is the status of your marriage and how many kids did you have ? I've been widowed since 18yrs and i have one son he's 19year old
2, What are you doing for a living? I'm an Constructive Engineer.
3, Do you exercise regularly? I wish. Don't have time.
4, Are you considerate and thoughtful of others? Very much so.
5, Do you treat others as you would like to be treated? Absolutely.
6, How often do you lose your temper? Not very often; rarely.
7, What do you do when you're alone? Read, listen to music, or watch a movie.
8, If you could live anywhere, where would it be?
9, What are your three favorite states? Newyork , Maine and Idaho.
10, Do you have any pets? Had dog.
11, Do you enjoy cooking? YES.
12, Are you patient? Extremely patient.yes
13, Are you romantic? Very romantic. Heart on shirtsleeve.Hey, there is so much
14, Do you love unconditionally? There's no other way.
15, What's more important to you, love or money? Love, but money makes it easier.
16 , Have you ever been unfaithful to your mate? Once, but before marriage.
17, When you go anywhere are you usually on time? Almost always.
18, How often do you like to go out? Maybe once a week.
19, When dining out what food do you enjoy? Sea-food, Italian, and of Pizza..
20, How much do you enjoy a walk on the beach? Very much..
21, How much do you like reading? I enjoy reading a good book.
22, How long have you been on the site ?Am new member
23,Have you had any date online before ..?Never this my first time
24,Do you own a home and car?I own a home and car in VA am living with my son.
25,Are you financially secure?Yes am financially secure.

I will be looking forward to your reply...

Soory "ken" you will have to wait awhile - entertainment time for Sweety

Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:18 pm

I think we may have stretshed ourselves a little with the pets lately, the dungeon is overflowing Laughing

Rita coughs up more script

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Dear Mr Murray,

Thanks so much for your mail and may the almighty Lord Bless you Please what you will do Now is to go ahead and contact the security company as I told them that you are my late Father Business partner so what you will do now is this contact them and ask them what is there procedures so that this consignment will get to you in your country without any problem,

My mother died when I was just 6 years old, and since then my father took me so special. Before the death,!!!! My father was a highly reputable busnness magnet-(a cocoa merchant) who operated in the capital of Ivory coast during his days!!!! Like i said i'm now at the refugee camp because i'm no longer staying with in my father house, i came to the refugee's camp since three months now, so everything and life here is boring me. I cannot believe to see myself in the kind of the situation i'm passing through because of my so called greedy uncles who are after my life

tell them that you want to assist me thee daughter of late Mr Robert William Duggan to retreive the consignment that her late Father deposited with MEDIA TRUST SECURITY COMPANY. I told them that my late Father business partner and also my Guirdain that you want to assist me to retreive the consignment that my late Father Deposited with their company deposited by late: ( Mr Robert William Duggan) Now I want you to know that you dont need to come here as I dont want any person to know about this Just contact the security company as I have trusted you.
MEDIA TRUST SECURITY COMPANY.S.A.

SAFE DEPOSIT HOUSE.
LOT 145 II PLATEAUX VALLON ABIDJAN
01 BP 1238 ABIDJAN 01
TEL +225 66 46 51 38
CEL +225 67 30 21 76
FAX +225 21 36 07 22
Email: [email protected]
Email:
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http://www.mediatrust.tk/

Rita

Director of the company, DR AHMED BAKAYOKO
You are to contact the security company with this infomation
consignment number: (M.T.S.C/ABJ/CI/1001XB,)
Serial N' .............. ....................0147
Reference number:......... 233/CCPA/33039
Date of deposite .........15th October 2006/15
Transaction code .......233/CCPA/101/33039
Please Just go ahead Immidetialy and contact the security company Just tell them that you are from Late Mr Robert William Duggan Family that you want to assist the family to retreive the consignment that their late father deposited with them, But Please dont forget that my late Father deposited this consignment as family Valuebles for the security of the consignment so you must not let them know that the consignment is money,
As I am writing this mail to you right now, I'm no longer staying in my Father house, all because of his Brothers,......they have chased me out of my Fathers House, all because I dont want to tell them any thing about this money which was deposited with a security company, Which they have plan to take over from me, all because I am still a small girl, But to God be the glory that I did not tell them any thing about this money my Father deposited in the Security Company that was the only thing I have with me now I want you to know that I have get in contact with the securiy company to informed them that my foreign partner will contact them for the retrival of this consignment
Please Just go ahead and contact the security company ok I have put all my life in your hand Please I will be waiting to hear from you as soon as you contact the security company
Yours Sincerely .
Your Rita with love & trust

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My father was a highly reputable busnness magnet

I must have missed that superhero

Able to pick up (very light) metalic objects, too heavy to leap over tall buildings , look at what's stuck on that metal pilon, is it a bird shit, is it a rust mark, NO, its..... MAGNET MAN

Here is my comforting reply to Rita

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Rita My Dareling

I am so scared for what might happen to you, I do hope I do exactly as you have said and that all goes well, you instructions are a little unclear but I will try.

Rita My Dareling, I do love you, would you mind terribly sending me another picture of you, perhaps one from in the refugge camp

I will email the security company write away

Sweet Regards
SweetCakes

SweetCakes contacts the security company

I hope I can get all of this right

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Hi Mr Backpack

Rita has asked me to contact you in regards to money deposited into the security company by her late father.

I hope I have everythink right

Please give me further instructions

Regards
SweetCakes Spooner

Oh, was I meant to mention the money? Shocked

Sweety answers Keneths questions

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Hi Kenoath
How wonderful of you to answer those questions for me, it really does say a lot about you.

I decided to answer the same questions for you.
1, What is the status of your marriage and how many kids did you have ? I've been married and have 2 childrens
2, What are you doing for a living? I run a business
3, Do you exercise regularly? Lots of exercise, the best form of it, I have lots of "exercise" areas at the Hall
4, Are you considerate and thoughtful of others? What a silly question
5, Do you treat others as you would like to be treated? very much so, in fact, thats exactly as I plan
6, How often do you lose your temper? Sometimes but I usually take it out on my pets
7, What do you do when you're alone? I am not sure I should be telling you that just yet, perhaps later
8, If you could live anywhere, where would it be?
I notice you left out this answer, so I will too, you first
9, What are your three favorite states? Springfield, Shelbyville and New Orleens
10, Do you have any pets? yes, I have lots of pets
11, Do you enjoy cooking? No, much better to have the help cook, I just dont have time
12, Are you patient? Only when I go to the doctor
13, Are you romantic? Very much so, i get all sparkly and smiley often and I love to make those I love sparkle with me
14, Do you love unconditionally? As a matter of fact I do, so long as they show their love to me
15, What's more important to you, love or money? Love of course, dont you love money
16 , Have you ever been unfaithful to your mate? No but their was this time when my mate's, oh, perhaps another time
17, When you go anywhere are you usually on time? very punctual, if i say i am going to be there, I will do everything to actually be there
18, How often do you like to go out? Suprisingly I dont go out all that often, normally teh parties are at my place
19, When dining out what food do you enjoy? Very tasty cheese, garlic bread, bbqed prawns the way Murray cooks them
20, How much do you enjoy a walk on the beach? Much more than a walk on hot coals
21, How much do you like reading? Considering how much I read, I do read lots of stuff, but I normally just skim through
22, How long have you been on the site ?not long at all
23,Have you had any date online before ..? No, this is my first time too
24,Do you own a home and car? Well, i wouldn't necessarily call it a "home" but yes i do
25,Are you financially secure? Well, there can never be two much can there

I do hope you liked my answers to your wonderful questions.
Please right again soon
Regards
Sweety

Kenoath seems to have liked Sweety's answers

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Hello ,
I just see myself keep searching for your email and believe me i am getting so acquainted to you . Ever since we started sending the recent messages we've sent to each other...I've been so much thinking about you and to be sincere i am thinking about you.Wow! So here I stand, among the digital masses. We're not so different after all. Here I stand,surrounded by people who've met on-line, People who've loved and lost, and people who are found, and somehow, in a desperate world, found each other. So what do I say that hasn't already been written, or been already said? Hmmm, pretty tough! Okay... try this: I no longer need to hope for love by going to clubs, (y'know I can't dance!) supermarkets, church socials,by passing notes in class as a kid, or instant messages as an adult. I don't have to search for love, in ads, on the internet, in chat rooms, text messages, camera phones, faxes, and e-mails. I don't have to wait for good and bad feedback, have to need a good laugh, wait to talk, be told to shut up, look for hope, pray for a miracle, wait for an angel, see hope for God's love here on earth, wish for a special friend, crave for love's passion, envy other's romance or wonder if someone will ever love me. Thanks for coming into my life
Hugs and Kisses

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So what do I say that hasn't already been written, or been already said?

Nothing apparently, I am sure this is stolen from some love letter site

This mail not sent yet We have been asked about how each of us keep up with who is who while sharing baits, this blue section wasn't meant to stay in the post, when we gather information on our pets and work out replies, we will often put their scripts into once place then note which pet sent what, then put replies to each of them in the one document we will then note which reply has been sent or which ones are posted at Spooners or Scamwarners and it does help to keep some organisation, especially when our dungeon is full like it is now. I could have just deleted it, but we do like to educate here and that idea may work for others who have multiple baits or baiters.

Sweety gives a gentle slap

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What a wonderful love letter you have found and sent me, are you able to rite anything like that yourself.

I do love poetry, a person who truley loved me would need to right to me often and use their own words of love.

It was very sweet of you to send it but I cant wait to here what you rite for me

Regards
SweetCheeks

Get ready for one of 2 things;
The lad denying he stole it
The lad not noticing the slap

There are some more replies to be posted including a great surprise that we have been trying to get for a long time now.

A pet finally goes to the trouble of ..... Laughing

Well, lets keep you in suspense, Sweety can share this great news Wink

Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:38 pm

Loved your answers! Laughing

Get the Chips ready, Spooners. I'm moving on Saturday, and I'm gonna need some R&R after the exertion. (Pointing to a spot and saying, "Put the couch there, fellas.")

Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:51 pm

Titania - Spooner Hall is an R&R paradise whenever you require.

You are always welcome.

Cool

Wonderful newsness indeedy from pet "greg"

Last Sweety mail to him was an overnight prod to get his soory ass in gear - or else.

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Greg

You really mustn't like me

I once again am sitting here, twiddling my thumbs wonderin gwhen you are going to reply

Oh well, I will continue my search elsewhere

"groggy greg" replies with three mails.

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i need u to b ma strength, when m weak
i need u to b ma voice, when i don't speak..
i wish u could b ma eyes when i don't see
and u b the one to bring the best in me...

i use to lie awake at night
before u came ma life was black and white
i still remember the first look of you in ma mind
which was the reason i went blind...

i luv u so much as i never did before
day by day ,night by night m increasing it more
u have no clue how much i luv u ....
god cud b the one 2 say what exactly i feel for u...

give me all ur sorrow take ma happiness
hope u will understand the limit of my madness
in ma life u r ma only desire
u have set ma heart on fire....

i intend to make u laugh until u cry...
so dat u will call me till the day i die...
what should i say RUBY, your so fine
hey! i just wanna make u mine...

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Echo's of a love,
not known to mankind.
Always in the background,
hidden whispers,
keep this love going round and round.

Meanings that reach deep into my soul.
in my mind will last through out time.
A love so deep, through out the ages to keep.
Souls on a pathway,
glide together as if children at play.

Whispers in my mind tell me,
love is a treasured Jewel.
One of a kind, a rare song,
waiting to be played.
When two destiny's mold, as if clay.
One beacons to the other,
as a Lighthouse on a stormy sea.
Whispers in my mind bring thoughts,
of you and me.

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Just a quiet walk at twilight
By a winding country stream
Amid the leaves and flowers
And the setting sun's last beams
There I spied her in the clearing
Sitting quietly by a tree
And the vision wea entrancing
Was she real or just a dream

Her flaxen hair was long and flowing
And her eyes an autumn green
And her skin of summered beauty
Soft and golden unto me
Oh, she had the way about her
Such a vision to be seen
But as I looked I asked myself
Is she real or just a dream

Many times I've walked at twilight
As the final light of day
Slowly vanished ore the hilltop
To a distant far away
Yet I'd never seen a vision
Such as this has never been
So I pinched myself and questioned
Is she real or just a dream

Softly I approached her
And she smiled so graciously
In her eyes I noticed something
And that something spoke to me
Such a lovely invitation
Come and join me by the stream
But I asked as I sat next to her
Are you real or just a dream

As we walked she spoke of paradise
And of songs and poetry
Of such lovely apparitions
As you find in fantasies
As such lips of soft sweet beauty
She was mesmerizing me
And I asked as she kissed me softly
Is it real or just a dream

In my arms she nestled quietly
As she shared her love with me
And the sweetness of her kisses
Were the stuff of boyish dreams
On and on and ore and over
She became a part of me
but I woke as came the morning
Sad my heart twas just a dream

A shaken n stirred (not) Sweety replies;

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Greg my dareling

I had my doubts but you really have done wonderful by writing to me, the first poem is beautiful, the second 2 are very average but the first is simply beautiful

I am speachless, you really do love me and it shows in your loving words

Thank you so much for sending it.

Regards
Sweety

Quickly swapping over to being Cakes - "ludmilla" replies - "she" never even noticed that no pics were sent BTW.

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Dear Murray.

I am very pleased that you answered me. Thank you for your letter! Your letters always bring me a lot of pleasure and happiness. When I read your letter I feel, that you are the kind and good person, and you will never hurt me! I'm right? My heart starts to beat more often when I read your letter,and I think, that you are that person whom I waited for so long. I am pleased, that we are so similar and it is wonderful to feel that you are interested in me! I promise you, that I will be sincere in my letters! Last night I talked to my mother about us. After my dad has died, she became closer to me and I decided to tell her, that I correspond with you. I said that you are not from Russia and she encouraged me. My mother was glad to hear that I met a good person (that's what I told her about you, as you are really very nice) but warned to be careful because she remembers how I suffered with the previous boyfriend. But I ensured her that you are not that kind of man who will make me suffer. I told her how interesting and important you are for me and she gave me her blessing and said she would pray for us!

She said that if my dad were alive he would be happy for me. Yesterday evening I had good time thinking with my mother, what to write you about me in this following letter. I hope, that it is pleasant for you! She say I have good character, and I'm not interested in married men because to destroy their family is very bad! I want to tell you that if we shall be together one day I will try to be a good wife for you and will never deceive you with another man! I think to betray the husband it is the biggest sin and I am not capable to do this as many other women! I want to be the best wife I even read the book in which key rules of the good wife were written. My life target is not the money but the happiness in family.

I don't want to say, that if everything is ok with us I will sit at home and keep the house, I would like to find the job if you don't mind. As for my education I have good knowledge! I studied for the accountant approximately for 6 years and I'm good at it. I have good job, but salary is so small (it is $250 - $300 per month), so I need to save money all the time. I don't have my own phone and my home computer has no access to the Internet. Besides I use it only for work taken on the house. So I write you from the Internet-cafe and sometimes from my work. I think it's even better that I do not have much money as they make people worse and do not make them happy! Of course I earn more than many people here but it is enough only for meal and some clothes. I think that we should not speak about the incomes because it's not the main thing.

Well, it's time to go and I can't afford my own phone and computer to write you from home and sometimes to call you, it is very expensive here. But, I wish to have conversation with you in any case. Maybe, you can inform me your telephone number. Thus, I can buy a telephone card and call to you. I think, we can have good conversation. What do you think of it? You will inform me your telephone number? Please!!! I'm looking forward to hearing from you! I send you my photo with my trainer of dances. He very kind person and, it is possible to tell, has replaced to me the father.

Your Ludmila.

Wooooooooooo Hoooooooooooo Things are certainly hotting up for our Guru.

Wink

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:11 am

SweetCakes writes to his love about dancing

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Hi Ludmila

Thank you so much for the picture of yourself and the trainer of dances, you do know that dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal intention. I much prefer slow paddy style dancing myself, close and loving with sparkly eyes gazing, closness and loving, not a care in the world.

Your mother is wise to tell you to be careful, there are many out there who just want to lie and decieve, I personally think they should all be strung up by the nuts.

How can people be so cruel to do that to another person, I promise never to to do that to any woman who is seeking to find love.

You do know my princess that you really are beautiful inside and out and I really do adore you and everythink about you and i would never do anythink to hurt you.

We are one and always will be, and so many benefit from what we do

Well Ludmilla, I need to go now but it has been wonderful writing to my beautiful princess here, i always love being able to do that.

Take care my dareling

Unconditional love forever
SweetCakes

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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:23 am

Wooooooooo Hooooooooooooooooo

In from pet "keenarth"

Rolling Eyes

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Since i first viewed your profile, i felt a great impulsion on me and ever since then i have been thinking about you , i thought you might be an end to my search or to say a realisation of my dreams because you are just what i am looking for and you know when i keep reading from you , i feel that is coming to be true and i pray and hope it does. I will go on the site and delete my profile because this is what i have been searching for the past 4 years and i would not trade this for the whole world, so i want to see where this go and being a one man woman , i will give this a total chance and i am sure it will take me to where i want . I hope you have done the same and delete your profile on the site to see where we go from here so we can concentrate on each other and see what we have for each other...When I was a little boy,I dreamed of that one person that I would share my dreams, happiness and energy with ... I could not see her face but she was there. I always felt like she was out there, I just needed to feel her.. I visualized the bond we would have and the courage she would give me to endure life's obstacles. All these years I was with others, and feeling my way through life, learning lessons that later on would prepare me to become the person that I am now. I have felt alone and sad. Then one day my eyes opened and I became that little boy again ... realizing that she is here now. Here in my world was the woman that I had dreamed of and I'd hoped would not miss our meeting in life ... That woman is you.

Sweety's hurtfelt reply

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Hi Ken my dareling
My sweet special prince, you love me like no other and i really feel wonderful about all that we have shared, we continue to share our lives and loves, our dreams and our despairs which makes me so sparkly and twirly happy.
As you have suggested I also removed my profile as i dont want to hurt anybodies feeling about not being available. I know some people are out to hurt others and the last thing i want is for that to happen to anybody, well, almost anybody, some deserve it.
Anyway my sweet wonderful man, be mine, be mine forever and rite to me often and long, i love it when you rite to me

All my love, lots of hugs and kisses

SweetCheeks

Pet "keens" Keen and fast drively reply;

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There is so much I want to tell you, a lot has been running through my head lately. I'm having trouble putting my thoughts into words so you will have to bare with me through this.I keep thinking about the future, about life, and what I want out of it. I keep thinking about us and what this relationship means to me. I keep thinking about these things and I realize they go hand in hand. This relationship is my future; it's what I want out of life. I want to grow old with you. I want to experience this crazy love forever and ever, and I really think I'm going to get to. I want us to walk through new houses picking the one that would be just right for us. I want to see you walk around our house in a big t-shirt with your hair down and catch me staring at how gorgeous you are. I want you to pull the covers off me at night and then I have to get even closer, if it's possible, to you to keep warm. I want to see you laugh like crazy at me when I do stupid stuff. I want to rub lotion all over your body because you laid out in the sun too long. I want to hold you when you cry and smile with you when you smile. I want to fall asleep every night with you in my arms. I want you to fall asleep on my chest listening to the beat of my heart and know it beats for you I want you to be the first thing I see when I wake up and the last thing I see when I go to sleep. I want to see your bad morning hair; I think it will be so cute. I want to sit on the beach with you and watch the sun set, and I want all the people who pass us to envy the love that we obviously have for each other.I want to see you walk down that isle and I want to take your hand for the rest of my life. I want to spend all night, and maybe the next day, making love to you with an undying passion (sorry to be so blunt). I want to sit there talking to you for hours about nothing at all but in the same time everything or maybe we won't talk at all and just grin at each other realizing how lucky we are. I want you to get mad at me for doing something stupid, and I want you to bust out laughing when you try to yell at me.I want us to run outside in the rain and act like total kids getting completely soaked, and when we come back in stripping down to nothing as we stumble into the bedroom, or the kitchen counter, or the balcony, or the dining room table, or an office desk, or the shower, which ever one we feel like at the time.I want it to take your breath away every time I say, "I love you" because you know it's coming from the heart.I want us to sit down with a box of strawberries, a bottle of chocolate syrup, and a thing of mint chocolate ice cream; well, I'll let your imagination finish that one. I want to love you and be with you for at least forever if not a little longer. I couldn't really express in words what I'm feeling right now so I decided to share with you SOME of the images and thoughts that have been running through my head.I just want you to know that I had never found someone I wanted to spend the rest of my life with until I met you. I really am crazy about you, everything about you

Sweety - pretending to be sooo impressed (yawn-o'rama- really)

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My sweet wonderful prince

You really are so wonderful

I love having yo urite to me

I fills my heart with joy how much we are getting along, I cant wait to discuss more personal things over Tea

Please rite again soon

Regards
Sweety

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:21 pm

What an attentive pet Ken is

Spaces added

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Love and friendship is what I feel with you, it is not just that we are lovers, we are also friends, and that is what makes our relationship much better. The greatest of lovers don't make the best of friends,

remember that, and when there comes a time when you feel that things can't get any worse, think of me, for I can try my best to bring you all the happiness in the world. I want to grow to love you more and more everyday, and I do not know right now what I would do without you.

Sometimes I would like to think my love for you is like a great dream, I don't want to wake up because I don't want to lose that love. I will be by your side whenever you need me and I hope I am and always will be in your heart and in your dreams forever.

Here is my rushed reply

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Hi Kenoath

I am sorry, you have caught me just as I was about to go into a meeting

Take care

need to run

You are so handsome you piratical guru

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