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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2009 4:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi to all, w relevant *girly kisses*

Well I have a short reply


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On Tue, May 5, 2009 at 2:15 AM, j4ne t0by <[email protected]> wrote:


what is your phone number?i will love to call you.

jane



Anyway, like any good baiter I'm not doing jane's bidding luckily in my first email I set up the restrictive parents excuse which I have used in my reply:



Quote:
Hi Jane,

Don't have phone me parents won't let me get 1. Dey won't even allow one in da house dey say that telephones are de devil's work. Kate lets me use her internet sometimes at night or on weekends. We have de internet at skool, but we r limited in wot we can do dere. If teachers find out I do things not allower at skool on internet, dey will tell me parents and me parents wuld beat me. I wuld so lurv to be able to call u, but i dont want to ask Kate for 2 much, she is so guld 2 me already. Im 2 yung to leve home like me sister, & kate is the only ting dat makes me life bearable. I gotta go me ma's calling.

see ya

Lu lu



So anyway I know I will be pressed further for a phone. But i'm already prepared for that eventuality with a couple of excuses lined up. Currently, I'm thinking through the possibilities regarding the parents brand of devout christianity, as I see that as a good scapegoat for future non-compliance of lad requests. Nothing too wacky, but say some super restrictive branch of seventh day adventists or mormonism. Developing the parent's characters more will make Lulu's eventual going off the rails all the more believable.

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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2009 1:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

UPDATE!!

Once upon a time in an internet cafe far, far, away lived a lad who was too stupid to stay in charater.

What a total twat he is. I've received two emails n the last six hours the first 5 hours ago saying

Quote:
do you know kates number?,how was school?what did you do today?could you send me some pics?


Then again 19 minutes ago forgetting to stay in character

Quote:
hi,how was your day,hope okay?i just thought i should say hi to you,how are your folks hope good?
hope to hear from you soon.

james


It's late here so I don't have time to draft a suitable reply. But obviously my very strict parents are making it difficult for me to get over to Kate's and the internet connection. As I am totally unfamiliar with those new fangle things called telephones I can't remember any number Kate gives me.

To be continued..................................

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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2009 2:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi OD I hear this guy is the worst of the worst, and not that I am bloodthirsty you understand, just think that this one deserves some special treatment.

If you can screw with his mind, it would make this fate seem mild?Image

A suitable End for James?

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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2009 2:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A flying visit on the way through

Nice work Team Spooner

Glad to hear he is getting confussed, we have several plans for the nice pets and as we already know his usual story line we are able to play with that

James must have been bored today, he has sent I beleive 5 emails today no less to Sweety, I will let her post them later but one thing of note is he suggested he is going to fly to Nigeria tomorrow.

We all know what that means right, something going wrong and he will need help by way of money sent to his fake layer Mr Anthony with a mail.com address of course.

So, how might we make it difficult for him to keep on script.

Sweety may change her mind, she is a woman and lets be honest (it is in my best interest not to question the (alledged) <strike> fact</strike> rumour that women sometimes (very seldom actually) change their minds

But we have briefly discussed pets in our latest board meeting.

It was suggested, that we could tell James to make sure that before he goes he contacts his embassy and takes out travel insurance just in case something goes wrong, we wouldn't want anything happening to him now would we Wink

Onto My box, it seems the only action I am getting now is the auto forwarded emails to Sweety from James, except for John, you remember the diplamatic courier

It seems I must be in his inbox and I haven't told him to Feck off yet so perhaps he will try to steal from me.

He sent me a short email saying he wanted my number, I sent him my number but told him I would be in a meeting all afternoon except the next hour,that was 2 hours ago so looks like I lost the chance again to waste lad phone credit for another day


Oh and Sweety My Beautiful Princess,
Very daring and it looks like it has paid off brilliantly Wink

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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2009 4:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Oh and Sweety My Beautiful Princess, Very daring and it looks like it has paid off brilliantly


Thank you sweet stallion of a man - nice sweet talk, and all true, but you still not getting your plastic back. This girl has more shopping to do.

Rolling Eyes

Sweety receives 4 mails within a hour from james.

Quote:
i write you mails everyday...but you do not reply,check your in box and spam mails...i am going to africa tomorrow,can i have you number?

James


Oooooooooooooooo!

Quote:
Dear Love,

My heart has already found it's way you.
I am writing you this letter to tell you how much you mean to me,
and to thank you for coming into my life. You are something I never
thought could exist for me. You are one of the best things that
has happened in my life, I have been through many relationships,
but didn't really take them seriously,But you happened, you came into my
life and stole my heart.

So, I decided to come close to you as a friend and find out who you truly were and
what you were like. You seem cool, nice and funny some things I really liked in
a woman.

I am sure you think am not actually taking taking you seriously
but the fact is that i am taking you very very seriously,
i wll try so hard to have you, I am not going to let you go so easily!

I'm scared 'cause I am actually growing a true feeling inside my heart which I just cant explain,
but I know it's there waiting for you to come and uncover it.
I truly don't know what your feelings are but I don't want to force you in telling me what you
don't feel towards me. I would want to receive love and trust from you when you truly mean it.
All I ask from you is to show me you care and not hide anything,
to also have trust in me the way I want to do in you.


I am hoping you're feeling the same way because my heart is set on
you, and only you,

i think it is time you start telling me the things
you do not tell me,cos it is the only way to keep you and i together
and stronger. I love you!

Always take care...,

James


Blah, blah, blah!

Quote:
every thing i do is hope
that i will be with you forever.

It's a long road when you face the world alone, when no one reaches out a hand for you to hold. You can find love if you search within your soul, and the emptiness you felt will disappear
it is my hope that we face the road together and build a relationship

if my hope were to come through i would wish I could see through your eyes so I would know what you like to see.
I wish I knew your wishes, so I could give you everything you want.
I wish I dreamed the same dreams you do, and together we could make them come true.
I wish I knew what makes you happy, so I could make you happy
so it is my hope that my hope comes to reality that makes me want you,and my hopes are hopes for a good future between the two of us.


YAWN!

Quote:
I don't know how to start this letter, because I'm afraid it might be the end of our good acquaintance, or if I'm lucky, the realization of my dreams, which is for you to love me as I love you and try to feel and understand my feelings. I told myself I might as well take the risks because it's the only remedy I know that could unburden this feeling I've been keeping ever since you mailed me.

Kate ,i have slowly and constantly liked you but now i know I love you. I know you'll find it hard to believe me if I tell you now how much you mean to me. I could hardly understand what I feel for you, knowing how to endure those long sleepless nights just thinking only of you. I've never been like this before. I just don't know how to pour out my feelings for you. I wanted to find the perfect words to make you realize how much I need you and love you, but words continue to elude me, what would they be? Something poetic? I'm sure it should be heartfelt and out of the ordinary.. I'm afraid it's no use; every time I look at your profile, the words came out the same… I love you!
Can you let me know if you get my mails?how was your day,let me know all you did for the day.....i am thinking of meeting you soon,how do we meet?i think if you and i are doing anything it should just be between you and i at least you and i feel comfortable about others knowing,i also feel we need more effective communication other than sending emails where we can express emotions better,what do you feel about this view?
Can i know your best colour?what are your hobbys,how do you like been kissed,what are you hopes for us,what are your fears,this is a relationship...if you cant open up and express emotions you might as well tie up the relationship and drown it.

James


Ho hum-de dum!

Quote:
Thanx for your kind words sweet Murry. Yep I know the experiment worked it's magic fine last time, but you know me and challenges.

Sweety may change her mind, (Yep) she is a woman (checks for dangly objects down below - none - Phew! (Again Yep) and lets be honest (Best not - my imaginary lawyer advises against that)

Anyway will decide a suitable reply after supper - after walking dogs - after doing a whole lot of things. A girl shouldn’t be rushed at all, ever.


Cool Razz

I want him keen - but I need give my blonde brain a chance to think of something suitable.

Shocked

And….. then had a brainwave. I simply once again never received these mails. Must be Googlemail playing up. I then decided to mail jane/james this;

Quote:
Hi again jane,

I really am at a loss to understand why your Father suddenly stopped mailing me. It has been over four days now and if he has found someone else to love, then I would have thought he would have had the basic decency to mail and let me down, and not leave me hanging in limbo like this. I have received and replied your mails so I know there is no problem my end. I was thinking perhaps a server malfunction at your end, I don’t know, I am not very techie.

If you would please tell him Sweety is upset and would he please mail me, even if it is bad news.

Thank you my dear.

Katey Spooner xxxxxxx


I appreciate that this tactic may backfire and that the lad needs more pain, but I can always start baiting again with another female character if that happens. But I strongly suspect that the lad will call off his “Africa” trip awhile.

But can Katey and jane/james sort out this communications breakdown? Will james contact Katey using jane/james mail address? Will james burst a blood vessel or three? Why do birds suddenly appear?

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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2009 6:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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that the lad needs more pain




Kate haven't you heard pleasure can turn into pain, and of a more exquisite variety.

To say more would be more than NSFW.

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PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 10:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

While Sweety is indisposed, I think she is out shopping for something for me today, and Corona too, or was it Corona she was buying for me Confused

We will just have to wait and see what she come back with I guess.

The good news is that while she is out, Little Jane has emailed Sweety

Quote:
he said he sends mail to you everyday,i wonder why you do not see it,check your spam mails,okay?or maybe someone deletes it from your computer....if you cannot see is mails
in your spam mail let me know,i will tell him to forward to me ,then i will forward to you,okay.Please do not brag about money to my dad,he does not like it,this is an advise.

Did you write to him?

hope to hear from you sonnest

jane


remebering how much I enjoy getting into Sweety's box I decided I would get in and reply the the cheeky little shit

Sweety, played by Sweetcakes, asks Little Janie about boys

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Quote:
Hi Jane Sweety

I have no idea what is going on with these emails from your dad, have you spoken to him about it.

I have checked my spam mail and I cant see how anybody would delete it
my staff I guess could access my computer but they wouldn't dare.

Come to think of it, there is this one guy, a carpenter, tall, very handsome, you know how they walk around, hammer in hand, ready to nail something, well I think he may fancy me, he has been in my office and under my desk fixing a few problems for me.

Perhaps he has seen and deleted your dads emails while I have been occupied with other things

I dont want to go accusing anybody but i will keep a closer eye on him from now on just in case he has been in my box.

Kind of sweet if he has.

Jane darling, how old are you?
have you ever had sex with a man? if you want to you can tell me all about it I am all ears, sucking cocks is wonderful dont you agree, I especially love it when they, well, perhaps another time you can tell me all about your cock sucking exploits in another email if you like.

My point is, I wasn't bragging about anything and see no reason to bother trying to impress you or your dad with wealth, in fact, I prefer a man who loves me for who I am and not what i own, I love a man who is tall and handsome, very caring, attentive, a great lover and not affraid to experiment with different ways to please me.

I love a man who dares to dream of eternal love with me, who is willing to overcome all manner of problems to spend his time with me

I love a man who is independant and able to sort out his own problems as they arise, I like a man who will strive to acheiev all he sets out to achieve
a man who will do what he can to help others and never ever expect anything in return.

Perhaps you could tell me about what you like in men, if you had one with you right now, what would you be doing to him, I bet I know.

Janie, do you mind if i call you that/ Janie, I know we will be best of friends
but please, dont try to give me advice on what men like and how I should act.

Please, tell your dad to try to email me again immediately, the carpenter is ocuppied in the flux capacitor room at the moment and will likely be tied up there for quite some time.

Take care my sweet little friend Jane

Regards
SweetCheeks


In other news
and I wont bother posting, John the diplomat and I are playing email tennis, he asks me to keep him informed, I ask when the call is coming, it has been loads of fun Rolling Eyes but I am looking forward to wasting some call credit

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PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 12:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

clapping clapping clapping Love the part about the tall handsome carpenter.

I bet Sweety is not shopping for us, she avoids the conversation. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 2:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm still enjoying the show everyone! Glad to see so much going on. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 3:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Shopping update.

[girly kisses] Corona sweetheart [/girly kisses]

Sorry you have been waiting so very long, but I wanted to find something very special for you.

Image

With love from Mr & Mrs Spooner. Xxxxxxx

Don’t be overly concerned Murry, It only set you back a virtual fortune, just don’t consider giving up the day job yet.

Rolling Eyes

@ Murry - splendid reply to the lad. You truly are a bait guru. Maybe I should give this carpenter chap a raise?

Wink

@ DQ *girly kisses* Baiting is so much fun - drinks by the pool time and you are always very welcome.

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Image

It is beautiful and thanks! Cool Cool Cool

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PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 7:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Corona sweetheart - you are very welcome. Question - Is that Murry in image above with Dora and DQ?

Shocked Wink Laughing

Reply to Sweety from janie/jane/james. (jjj)

Quote:
email him using [email protected] he is in africa now,if you have a realtionship with him,hope you will not sleep about?he forwarded ,me the mail he sent to you,i will forward then to you,then you can send the reply to the email i just gave you.
jane
Jane


Crying or Very sad

This is just not on. A match made in heaven is withering in the gloom and the lad needs a hefty kick in the goolies.

And gets one.

Quote:
Janie dear,

I simply cannot understand your attitude. You are needlessly rude, ill mannered in the extreme and if your dear Father is anything like you, then I am far better off looking for someone nicer to share the rest of my days and nights with.

I have bent over backwards, as your dear Father requested me to, to befriend and get to know you better. Despite my asking you to refrain from advising your elders about things that do not concern you. in your every mail you not only cast aspersions about my sexual proclivities but consistantly attempt to order me about over this and that.

Well enough is enough, young madam. I am considering mailing your dear Father to let him know how shabbily you have treated me and that I consider you a very nasty and spiteful young girl indeed unless a full apology is forthcoming ASAP. I bitterly regret asking young Lulu to mail and befriend you and will inform her parents to warn her from having any further contact with you.

Unless I note a change of heart from you and a full and sincere explanation for your conduct you need never mail me again. I would wish you all the best, but after this last sorry excuse of a mail I cannot bring myself to even do that.

SS

ps - I have monitored my PC all day - and still your Father has not mailed me. It is a very great pity that we were once so close, yet he has allowed our future happiness to wither and die by ignoring me.


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PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 9:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One has to say that the email sent by SweetCakes on your behalf, was inappropriate to say the least.

'Maternal' figures do not usually discuss their amatory exploits with children.

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^^ Of course you are right.

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Laughing

Kissygirlyfriend, that image is you and I kissing SweetCakes. It's all about plastic. Very Happy Wink

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PostPosted: Thu May 07, 2009 1:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

O.K. no more emails from Jane/james et al..

So after reading the recent posts of clan Spooner, here's the next turn of the screw which I have just emailed to our victim:

Quote:
Jane,

Dis the first time Im able to email. Im at sckool & shuldnt b doin dis. Wots yur dad dun 2 kate? Sheez ruly, ruly mad. She sayz sheez gonna tell me parents everyting. Me parents will beat me & keep me imprisoned in huse 4eva. Pls, pls tell yur dad 2 b noice to Kate. Last time dad beat me he broke me leg for de sixth time. Doctor tell me den if I brake leg like dis agin dey may not b abl 2 fix, & i will have to use crutches.

Lu lu


Enjoy

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PostPosted: Thu May 07, 2009 6:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Ophelia *girly kisses* - No worries - lad/jane is not very responsive, but there is always hope in baitland. Love the reply BTW.

Wink

Update on very involved and messy janie/jane/james mails to Sweety.

Shocked

Jane sends apologies;

Quote:
hi,i am sorry ,i will never be a nuaghty girl again,i forwarded some of the mails my dad has been sending to you,did you get it?did you see is other email address?should i give you is number to call him,like i told you he has travelled to africa.how was your day like i hope okay?
hope to hear from you soon,your daughter .jane

call him my dad on +2348073251532,bye


AND relays last four mails (which Sweety claims not to have received) from her (dad) james.

Note - these are posted earlier in thread.

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So Sweety reply;

Quote:
Jane,

Happy to note your apology and I accept it in the spirit it is given.

I also thank you for relaying your dear Father’s missing mails.

I discovered, unknown to me until today, that someone had set up a block on my incoming mails from your dear Father. I will not name names, but rest assured the perpetrator was sacked on the spot and handed over to the police.

It is late evening here, but I will mail your dear Father before I settle for the night.

Happy to be your friend again,

Sweety oxoxoxoxoxox


Rolling Eyes

Mail from james;

Quote:
jane told me you have not been getting my emails,that is stranger ,well i forwarded the mail i have been sending to you to jane to forward to you,maybe you can get it then.....i miss you ,hope to hear from you here,can you give me your number?or should i send mine to you?hope to hear from you soon.

James


Confused

Sweety’s sweet reply

Quote:
Sweet james,

How wonderful to once again be receiving your sweet words. Dear jane has forwarded me the missing mails from you. Your words are a delight as always.

I discovered, unknown to me until today, that someone had set up a block on my incoming mails from you. I will not name names, but rest assured the perpetrator was sacked on the spot and handed over to the police.

I do hope you enjoying your time in Africa. I once spent some time there and have fond memories of wonderful days and nights spent on the Serengeti. Beautiful creatures, lions, elephants, zebras, monkeys of course, and my personal favourites giraffes. Have a splendid time and please write soon.

With growing fondness,

Sweety oxoxoxxooxxooxoxoxoxxo


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The experiment was fun anyway and Sweety just doesn't like being ordered around by lads. At least these last mails from lad are contrite if not interesting, and we are nearing yet another wasteful week eating into the lads time and money.

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PostPosted: Thu May 07, 2009 11:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hello Clan Spooner,

Well I received a reply

hi,how are you?tell kate not to tell your parents,this is my dads number.....+xxxxxxxxx...tell her to call my dad immediately.

jane


I think I might leave him hanging for a while with no emails, unless I get a brianwave in the meantime of a suitable email reply.




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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 12:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I am still giggling like a school about that reply from Jane promising not to be naughty any more Laughing

James is constantly wanting to talk on the phone.

James sent an email to Sweety;

Quote:
now you have my number,will you call me?

james


Then Jane sent an email to Sweety
Quote:
did you get is number?give him a call,okay?it is the only way to go fowrward with hi,girl to girl talk here

jane


Part of his plan will be to eventually have his lawyer contact you to tell you about his misfortune, the scam does vary a little, most common is detained at the airport for smuggling Jewels, the jewels will be a diamond ring, i have posted the picture elsewhere and vitually used it for our virtual wedding but on another occasion he was mugged and in hospital so it isn't quite certain how it will play out but we do have a fair idea.

He is desperate to be able to ring as this is part of his plan for letting you know he needs help.

No replies sent just yet but I will send some off today if time permits

Edit, I just had a brainwave and sent off a reply to James, a well thought out and well written plan, full of intrigue and drama

No, not really

Quote:
No

Katey


Reply from Sweety (me) to Jane

This email was a little longer than the dads

Quote:
Jane

You darling girl,

I really want to be your friend but you seem to have ignored my questions, please write and tell me about yourself and your experience.

I know your dad has put you up to that last email but quite frankly I am very dissapointed, how dare he write to me such a pitiful email, the man is away in Nigeria, one of teh biggest hell holes in the world, the place is full of corrupt people, criminals and thives, not to mention what the Nigerian men do to goats.

People are mugged every single day and i am worried about him, I would like to know that he is OK and I dont have time to sit around on the phone chatting, I wont be calling and I wont be giving my number and I am rather upset at his insistence on having me ring him.

Now please, tell you father to send himself some money by western union just in case of an emergency so he can get the money back out if anything goes wrong over there, I aslo suggest he doesn't travel too far from the embassy.

he really should get right out of there as soon asa he can and not do anything silly.

So please Jane, pass on my message and let him know that If he sends me another email liek the last one I wont even bother replying.

No I love yous, no poem, no smut, just demands and I dont like it.

Now, email your dad first then email me back to tell me about yourself, it also wouldn't hurt to write to Lulu and tell her more about yourself as well, she was obver this evening, snuck through a hole in the fence, risking the wrath of her parents so eager to read from you but was upset to find that
, there was so little from you

Bye Jane

DO take care and pass on my message

Regards
Sweety


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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 2:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Muzza you forgot to give him a test question and answer to get his Western union money Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 3:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I've just sent this to our lad:

Quote:
Hi jayne,

got yur email. Kate been ruly good 2 me. Sheez better than she wos a day or so back, but sheez still actin funy specialee wen yur dads name is mentioned. I dont want 2 make her mad agin. Sheez my only access 2 de net. Tho dere's dis boy at church who sayz I can use de net on his iphone, but only if he can put his hand in me shirt. But I dont wanna, he sooo ugly & he spits when he talks. Anywayz, I've neva let any boy do dat, cos I dont tink id like it. Jane hav u eva let a boy do dat sort of ting with u?

Kan u understand dat kate is a special friend & I cannot ruin dat. She dus so much 4 me. Bcos of me religon I have to wear horrible clothes I cant listen to radio, dance, read magazines, or b photographed etc. Jane lets me wear normal clothes & makup when Im at her place, & do all of de uther tings most teenagers take 4 granted. De only photo of me is dis 1 she took a munth or so ago. She dun a makover on me, pity I had 2 remov it all b4 goin home. I hav 2 go now & finis me chores in tyme 4 prayers.

Lulu


i've also attached the following photo as he asked for one a few days ago.

[img]<a href="http://s556.photobucket.com/albums/ss3/anitasukewe/?action=view¤t=Atkatesreading.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i556.photobucket.com/albums/ss3/anitasukewe/Atkatesreading.jpg" border="0" alt="lulu at kates"></a>[/img]

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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 4:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hey, Ophelia, if you're still looking for a good anti-technology religion, Amish would seem to work pretty nicely...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amish_Church

I don't think sharing a few details with the lad would really educate him in any useful way, seeing as how it's highly unlikely he'd ever encounter a real Amish person on the internet. But just to be safe, a few fake details certainly wouldn't hurt. For instance, it'll be much easier to visit your favorite aunt if you're from that Amish community in England that nobody knows about.

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Hi Bombast,

Thks for the tip. I had considered Amish but they tend to segregate themselves from the rest of the modern world. I needed a group with extreme fundamentalist views who live in amongst the community not separate from it - thus giving credability to my ability to visit Kate. Remember Kate is Lulu's neighbor, and her refuge from her parent's religion. In the Clan Spooner 'kate' emails so far she has shown herself be a rather broad-minded and sexually aware person, so there's no way she could live in or next to an Amish community .

Presently, I'm sort of toying with the religion as being some sort of fundamentalist offshoot of the 7th Day adventists/ Mormons/ Jehovah's Witnesses. This way I can have some more fun before Lu lu goes off the rails completely and turns into a raving nyphomaniac.

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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 9:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Now that is one great idea from Katey

Quote:
Now please, tell you father to send himself some money by western union just in case of an emergency so he can get the money back out if anything goes wrong over there, I aslo suggest he doesn't travel too far from the embassy.


WU are not sending money from UK to Nigeria BUT have been told that with the number money can be 'received' anywhere not necessarily the country where it is sent.

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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 12:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

For the religion, you would be better of using a religion that does not actually exist, just on the offchance that there is a very liberal Amish member here that you may offend Wink

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glad you noticed the WU bit, I know his scam well after having baited him several times before as well as the emails that others have forwarded to me, I have tried to get in and ruin his usual script before he gets to use it, this will hopefully force him to stay off script and think of new ways to try to steal the Spooner's money and so wasting even more of his time Wink

Nice baiting Ophelia Laughing

James is still desperately trying to talk to sweety, but that simply will not be happening.

He has sent a load of emails to Sweety, both as little Jane and as James.

First up
Jane says Sweety is not opening up
well, not from my observations Laughing

Quote:
He went to bid for a contract,he said you are not showing promising signs,that trust is important...but you are not opening up,you are hiding too much,what do you want to know about me?if there is a best guy in the world it is my dad!!

jane


then James sent an email

James enquires, "No, you dont have my number or no, you wont call"
Sharp lad this one, Rolling Eyes NO, I will not be calling you you slimey maggot

Quote:
no?you do not have my number or you will not call me?what did you do today?i wish i was there with you or you were with me or were where anywehere togther....

james


Then, James sends another email
James has his own money
Well, I am sure he has millions in his trunk box

Quote:
i heard about the Serengeti,today in tanzania,right,maybe i could go there,i hope to see you,after am through with my bidding here in africa,jane forwarded your email to me,you said you will stop mailing me.
As much as it will break my heart if you do,i cannot force you right?when we had a break in communication i could not sleep,i kept thinking i was depressed,and i was getting angry easily..did the same happen to you?am a cool guy...yes i know nigeria is bad,but what will i do.....it is the way i make my money.....i intend to stop going to all this places soon...and localize my business...but i want a family first.Do you know why i want to speak with you on phone to be more motivated towards you.....i will not lie to you,i have ladies that try to woo me...i do not bulge cos i know what i want...i do not care for money,i have mine i have done good for myself....and i am contended...i make a request,can you please trust me?

james


James doesn't have a bulge because he knows what he wants, he wants a goat with lots of cash Wink
now, that will get him bulging for sure
Laughing

James, so desperately in love with Sweety
And why wouldn't he be Wink

Sends yet another email

James says "The ball in in your court"
No James, your balls are in the Spooner's vice

Quote:
Kate

I don't know how to start this letter, because I'm afraid it might be the end of our good acquaintance, or if I'm lucky, the realization of my dreams, which is for you to love me as I love you. I told myself I might as well take the risks because it's the only remedy I know that could unburden this feeling I've been keeping ever since.

Kate, I love you. I know you'll find it hard to believe me if I tell you now how much you mean to me. I could hardly understand what I feel for you, knowing how to endure those long sleepless nights just thinking only of you. I've never been like this before. I just don't know how to pour out my feelings for you. I wanted to find the perfect words to make you realize how much I need you and love you, but words continue to elude me, what would they be? Something poetic? I'm sure it should be heartfelt and out of the ordinary. I'm afraid it's no use; every time I look at your pictures, the words came out the same… I love you! ,but you do not seem to be ready for love and commitement....i was once like you,but now i know i need a wife to love and love me back,someone to spend my old age with,someone to be my confidant ,someone to make smile and make me smile....Are you ready to be the person? i AM TIRED OF USING TECHNOLOGY I WANT YOU RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME ,I WAS YOU TO SIT RIGHT ON TOP OF ME.....my emails to you are not just fancy poems and love letters,i write to you what i feel in my heart,i am expressing my inner most feelings to you....but most time if you reply you do not give me answers....i am not looking for flings i am here for the real thing....i really do love you,and my kid likes you...i feel the future is in your court...cos i am tired of using technology...i want to meet you,hear you,see the expression in your eyes when i tell you i love you.take you away from work for a week ,where we can both discover each other secrets,fears and how to un lock our intimate desires....the ball is in your court.

james


Tightening the vice just a touch more in moment Wink Twisted Evil

I am not getting a chance to reply, every time I go into Sweety's box I find another email from him

Quote:
James send a joke of the day


No James, YOU are the joke of the day Laughing you slimmy maggot
Tobi Faramolu, yes, that's your real name isn't it James, your balls will be fed to Sweety's dogs Twisted Evil
Funniest Joke I have heard today Laughing

Quote:
I wish that you were here or that I were there, or that we were together anywhere

If it is meant to be, our hearts will find each other when we meet. And if our hearts melt together so will our bodies and souls. Then every word and every touch will fuel our passion flame. I will be yours, you will be mine, and we will be one

A relationship is a two way street. It's never all your fault or the other persons. You go into the relationship together and work through it all together

To love someone is to understand each other, to laugh together, to smile with your heart and to trust one another. One important thing is to let each other go if you can't do this."

Love is like a golden chain that link our hearts together and if you ever break that chain, you'll break my heart forever

I wish I could see through your eyes so I would know what you like to see. I wish I knew your wishes, so I could give you everything you want. I wish I dreamed the same dreams you do, and together we could make them come true. I wish I knew what makes you happy, so I could make you the happiest person in the whole world. And lastly, I wish I were a cell in your blood, so I would be sure I was somewhere in your heart

The world is a puzzle and we should be two pieces that fit perfectly together

A ring is round, it turns forever and that's how long i want us to be together!

If we are meant to be together forever, you will survive any obstacle or trouble that comes to us,if we are reasonable and begin to understand each other better.

Friendship is not how long you've been together. It isn't how much you've given or recieved; nor how many times you've helped each other, but it's how you value one another,i value you,kate,alot,how much do you value me?

Close together or far apart, you're forever in my heart,kate.

It is a fragile thread that binds us together, so handle it with care,so handle it with care kate.

Time is only a four-leter word. Although we have to be apart, time cannot take you from my heart. I sit and I wait until we are together again, and make 'our time' with a fresh new start

Falling in love with someone isn't always going to be easy. It is often filled with anger and tears. It is when you want to be together despite it all. That is when you are truly in love...do you still want me?

We are all one-winged angels. Our task here on earth is to find another one-winged angel, who will share his wing with you, to hold you and together you can fly back to the most high

And even though I know how very far apart we are, it helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star. And when the night winds start to sing a lonesome lullaby, it helps to think we're sleeping underneath the same big sky. Somewhere out there, if love can see us through then, we'll be together ... Somewhere out there, out where dreams, come true

"...I just don't understand how God would let us meet, if there is no way for us to be together...i believe we are destined to be.

If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I'd put, 'U' and 'I' together

The test of love is not when we are together. It comes when we are not together and realize that despite the distance,affection can grow.


and a joke to end it all;

He's teaching her arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once then kissed her twice and said, Now that's addition. And as he added smack by smack, in silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, Now that's subtraction. Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation, and both together smiled and said, That's multiplication. Then dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision. He kicked that kid three blocks away and said, That's long division!"

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