The Spooner’s Extra Marital Lad Affairs -some NSFW content

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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:08 pm

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:34 pm

[girlykiss] Corona and her performing banana troup [/girlykiss]

Baiting update - angela

Quote:

DEAREST HEART
Once again i thank you very much for your kindness upon my life?Darling i hope that all is well with you over there, please my love my life here in Senegal is full of sorrows and much thinking, Darling i have much feelings of your love over here and there is nothing i can do about it unless i come over there to live with you,
darling you have never tell me any thing about the bank,please remember that you are the father of my children,darling all i have in this world is just this my late fathers account which i will not be happy to see it be a waste,i trust you very well that was the reason i told you all my heart, please do not fail me darling,i need to read from the bank responce OK,i hope that you will not fail me my dearest heart,i miss you hope to read from the bank responce soonest,
I remain your angel
miss.

Despite repeated offers of a very lucrative career catering for my handsome husbands many erotic and exotic sexual requirements this poor angel is script bound, full of sorrows, can do nothing, bank, bank, bank. Did I mention bank?

Shocked

Well for sure Murry is only going to get a bank from the lad, certainly not a whiff of a bonk!

Wink

Note "response soonest" - In my book that means wait another day for any reply.

Laughing

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 3:33 pm

I have been neglecting the pets the last day with other more pressing issues, complete update will be in shortly but for now.

Sandra gets down and dirty in a bid for quick cash

Usual NSFW warning applies

Quote:

I want you to imagine me cuddling you, now take it by romancing you. Then. imagine me playing with ur cock, and now. sucking it. Look, i love sex and i'm sexually adventurous when it comes to it, I like the oral,anal, and best position in sex is Doggy, I'll always make u cum for me each night if u can handle me, cos I like to satisfy my other half.

So murray, i want you to send me the money and get back to me with the Full information ( Sender's full name, MTCN.

Your's sincerely,

Sandra. cares.

So, male baiters, do you think she raised the bar?
Girl baiters, do you think she is worthy of the Spooners easily earnt fake cash?

As it is way too late and I am in bed with other far more important things on my mind, I will be in no hurry at all to reply

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 3:45 pm

This Sandra is not trying to seduce you Murray, in fact 'she' sounds more like a 'he'

Sweetcheeks, Sandra is niot the VPA for the gorgeous sexy SweetCakes
or Murray for that matter.

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:45 pm

Lol sounds like she wants to get the sex part out of the way and fast....

You need longer, lingering letters to arouse you enough to be your VPA...
Something to read and re-read in your hours of loneliness..

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 5:46 pm

If her English is not up to a full description, she should send photographs to illustrate her techniques.

Or send a link to a porno movie she has starred in! - Trophy?

Just a thought.

No pride in her work!

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 8:35 pm

I have written better notes indicative of love or sexual desire to my milkman.

But then again he does (ahem) deliver every morning.

Wink

The lads reply is pitiful and cringworthy. Murry deserves better.

Maybe us gals should post him some real saucy literature?

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 11:36 pm

@Kate, please dont tell of my "Other life" occupation Wink

Remember what I say, sometimes it is better to say nothing

Yes, Sandra is astoundingly lazy but you can feel the lack of him wanting to describe this and I just know it is causing him discomfort which I love doing to lads Laughing

Perhaps I will need to drop her a bone in the form of a fake MTCN that gets soundly chopped, dollar chopping can be so much fun, it causes so many wonderful emotions in a lad, distrust, anxiety, anger, fraudstartion to name a few but it can also show them that I realy am trying to send money Cool

Right now I have The wonderfully wise and beautiful Sweetcheeks in my arms as I see her off to sleep so Sandra can wait for my reply

I must also thank the girls who have been filling my inbox with smut, very nice, I do appreciate it, please keep it coming in, I will attempt to reply to each and every one of them as time permits

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 6:36 am

Such a busy day today

Delivering, uhh, white stuff
Reading smutty PMs and emails
getting SweetCheeks to sleep took longer to do than expected too

There has been so little time to pat the pets

Angela has not impressed me yet so just now I sent her off an email;

SweetCakes Lays down the law with Angela

Quote:

Angela My Darling

READ THIS, DO NOT WRITE A SINGLE WORD ABOUT THE BANK IN THE NEXT EMAIL, UNDERSTAND

Further, MY NAME IS SWEETCAKES, GET IT RIGHT it is NOT Dearest Heart

I have told you already, I care not about taking any risks with your money, I have more money than I could hope to spend in 10 lifetimes, please LISTEN CAREFULLY

I do not like repeating myself so

DO YOU WANT TO LIVE HERE WITH ME?

DO YOU WANT TO LIVE A LIKE OF LUXURY?

DO YOU LIKE SEX?

If you have answered yes to my questions contact SweetCheeks (removed)@gmail.com

If you can satisfy her she will arrange to send you all the money you need to get out of there

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

Regards
SweetCakes

Funny thing is, I just realised the email address for Sweety was wrong, OH well, something else to slap about

I still haven't done anything with Sandra, I will discuss options with Sweety a little later, let the pet sweat a bit more I think Laughing

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 8:11 am

Yes, I agree it's time for a picture where he/she is holding a sign that says something rather NSFW and that he/she wouldn't want circulated around the internet caes by mistake.

Another favourite in the erotic literature library is the old Marquis. You could use his 120 days of Sodom as a test of how adverturous he/she really is.

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 8:38 am

Ophelia Dikki

Whilst Sandra and Angela fail to excite our noble hero of the Sweet Cakes (not that one has tasted them)

I do think the some of the Marquis's work is a little too OTT for the innocent little lads and ladettes.

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 11:05 am

Oh Devil Woman... It heartens me to see that you think that 'some' of the Marquis work is too OTT, rather than all. Yes, I do concur that some is a bit much for our innocent lads and ladettes (bless their cotton socks).

When I made the comment I was occupied with the delicious thought of not what the lad\ladette would think of its contents; but rather, the looks and reactions of others when they try and source a copy of the work at their library or bookshop. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 11:25 am

Ophelia Dikki

Have always been open minded, but am disppointed by the lack of sensuality displayed by these scammers, thought I might learn something.

This Todger Club, how does one join?

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 11:27 am

Nearly forgot , they'd need the illustrated version, and would not think to BUY a book.

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 11:29 am

Maybe Blockbusters will have "Salò" under the counter *wink*.

Wink

Baiting update

Sweet sweety (ahem) penning to "dopey des" later a mail regretting her week-long lusty escapades with the very virile virtual studs.

Shocked

Shock horror! She sees the poor lads last mail and intends to make amends with the carrot dangle of another fistfull of virtual dollars and a fake Westy M7CN.

Let's see if we can shift his sorry and spotty ass out from that goat pen where he has taken up residence.

I feel sorry for the goat!

Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 12:19 pm

Would a virtual iphone be more tempting in getting Des off his posterior? A baiter was very sucessful in getting some todger photos on the picutures forum in the past few days. He credited his success due to the offer of a laptops and Iphone to the lad.

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 12:55 pm

Getting photos of of any of our lads my be a little difficult for now, they mostly use pictures of white people so unless they fess up to be Africans we dont hold much hope

As for Sandra, The Considerably wealthy SweetCakes has decided he will compensate the lustless Sandra with a MTCN

$50.00 going the way of Sandra today Wink

Surely it is way more than that pitiful attempt at arousing more than SweetCakes' wallet from his pants

Why would a lad bother with such a measly sum of $50 you may ask, well, ask away but I wont ruin the surprise just yet Wink

Oh, what a pleasant surprise

Just logged in to send Sandra some cash and looky what I found

Angela finally pays attention
Game on

Quote:

Hi Sweetcake,

Sorry if i have offended you but i was only trying to tell you everything about my life. If you can help me out of the orphanage home to come and stay with you, that will be fine and i will find solution to the money transfer on my own.

Love From

Angela

If only the pet read my emails earlier Rolling Eyes

Editing to add my distracted reply to Sandra

SweetCakes has some NSFW questions for Angela

@Dora, I know your following the Spooners VPA quest, I have a little something for you, consider it a small token of friendship from the Spooners Wink

Quote:

Hi Angela

It is so wonderful that you are paying more attention

Angela, I need to be honest with you

I own a very succsessful business my partner and I spend long periods apart I work in teh Australian arm of our busines and she in teh UK arm, we have our needs of course and both need some VPAs to fill in for those lonely times when we neeed a little bit of loving

Of course, all expenses will be paid up front, to pay for your airfare, some new stufs and bits and peices, money is no object to me and I can send you, say, would $10,000 be enough for now? and we will do everything to get you our of that camp very quickly, in fact I would think you could be here in less than 2 weeks so long as you can satisfy my Partner.

I have seen your pictures and read your loving words and I do think this could work out nicely for both of us, of course, once ur hear you can sort out your money for yourself and I may even be able to help you with that then if I must.

Angela, I do need to know some things about you though, all VPAs employed by our company must be approved by both myself and My partner, I will be blunt and to teh point

Please forgive me me for being crude and if anybody is reading who may be offended I suggest you stop reading right now as this is defiantely going to be NSFW.

Angela
Do you like sucking coc?
Would you have a problem with me fucking you up to 5 times in a day?
What are your thoughts on Anal sex?
And do you look good wearing a Dora Costume?, I have a friend who simply loves her and he would get such a kick out of it.

Angela

Please
email SweetCheeks straight away (removed)@gmail.com , she is expecting you, introduce yourself and tell her how good you will be for me, she is very easy to get along with and I love her deeply and she only want the best for me and from what I have seen, you will certainly become the best.

Just think, 2 weeks time we can be in each others arms so please dont delay

Regards
SweetCakes

OK
Of to WU now Laughing

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 2:11 pm

Murry Guru wrote:

@Dora, I know your following the Spooners VPA quest, I have a little something for you, consider it a small token of friendship from the Spooners Wink

[kiss and hug] SweetCakes [/kiss and hug]

You know I am!!

I am still recovering from the Spooner's Party Bash. I promise to leave Spooner Hall soonest. However, with the lovely Kate sending the Chippendales to wait on my every need and desire, you don't make it easy for a girly to leave! Wink

Quote:

And do you look good wearing a Dora Costume?, I have a friend who simply loves her and he would get such a kick out of it.

Not only would I get a kick out of it, I will make this offer. If you can get any lad to dress up as Dora, with authentic pictures to prove it, I will donate a premium mugu gold membership to a member of your choice!

I know it wouldn't be easy, and probably has nothing to do with the goals of your bait, but it would simply be hilarious!

[girlykisses] Kate [/girlykisses]

You have the best virtual hubby. But I am telling you nothing you don't already know Wink

My love to you both! I will dedicate my next 2 site kills to y'all...one for each. Very Happy

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 2:23 pm

Quote:

My love to you both! I will dedicate my next 2 site kills to y'all...one for each.

Very touching Dora, thank you [brotherly kiss and hug] Dora [/brotherly kiss and hug]

I am sure Sweety will be along soonest, just needs to catch her breath after all the recent excitement Wink

The lads working on the weekend is fantastic to see, especially when it is all for nothing Laughing

OK, going to send that MTCN now, you can see how much of a hurry I am to send the pet money, even fake money Laughing

I will also add, Angela is actually using photos of a black girl so if any of our pets have promise of a photo it is this one, lets make the pets love us, then we will work on the Dora pic

SweetCakes decides to reward Sandra appropriately for the effort she went to

Quote:

Hi Sandra

I can see you have truly made an effort to arouse me and I have thought long and hard about how you should be rewarded for the effort

You have much to learn in the art of arousal but I can see we will need to work on that for the benefit of all

I know you need some small amount of money for food and stuffs so i have decided to send you $50 dollars, I had one of my Clerks send you some monye
as it turns out he is a Nigerian himself and understands how difficult things can be there

Please Sandra, I know you can do better, please arouse me and I will send you lots more money

Receiver's Name: Monica Hester
Receiver's Address: 87a, Obalende Close
City: Maryland
State: Lagos
Country: Nigeria

Zip-code: 23401
Text Question as: My first name?
Text Answer: Sandra.Sender's first name: (Removed Nigerian sounding name to protect from google)
Sender's last name: Emeka
MTCN: (Removed number to protect from google)
Amount $50.00

Regards
SweetCakes

I have another important email to send now from a new account, I will update shortly Wink

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 3:08 pm

Lad/ladette in a Dora costume - that I gotta see Laughing

Can my 2 year old niece be the judge of how good it is, as she loves Dora, and can spot a good one at a zillion paces.

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:09 pm

Ok - it was mentioned and I'm dying to know - WHY do lads ask for a $50 WU?

I had one lad chasing $50 for months - M7CN S3CUR3D him at least 5 times, it was more than that actually...

Have a lad who is about to go on a second safari (couldn't prove the 1st one through IP even though I'm pretty certain he went) and he wants a $50 WU for "travel money" this time... he's about to learn the joys of M7CN and painted himself in a corner since he said he's never gotten a WU before Twisted Evil

Is it to prove you are serious about things? or is there another reason?

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 5:30 pm

The lad asked for $200 dollars to buy some stuffs
cant remember what
I may not even have read that bit Laughing

But as the uplifting words she sent were not uplifting I decided to send her only $50

A bit of a slap really but $50 is $50

I will let Sweety explain our plans if she wants to

I like suspense but you may convince Sweety to tell

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 5:35 pm

[girlykiss] Ivana [/girlykiss]

It only 50 dollars because Murry is a mean skinflint.

Shocked

Apparently someone (not naming names here) has virtual overdone the plastic lately, and Murry is feeling the pinch.

Wink

*waves and blows Dora kisses*

Will post some baits later - spotted a dear special friend poolside - time for nice girly chat.

Later edit

Dora and myself reckon all the girlies should have a bash tonight, poolside. All are very welcome.

Wooooooooooooo Hoooooooooooooooo - Party and fun till we drop.

Baiting Update

From “dopey” a full week ago;

Quote:

You said you love me and you want me to die here in pains.you most make sure you ve done everthing possible and for me to be able to pick the money.

So Sweety to the lad with promises of some sort or other. Always assuming he hasn’t die in pains.

Rolling Eyes

Quote:

Darling Desmond,

I am so missing your sweet mails. Unfortunately my trip into the outback lasted far longer than I wished and I regret being unable to contact you. The mobile home we used simply gave out on us and we had to have spare parts flown out for it to be repaired.

I am shocked and appalled that W3stern Uni0n have treated you so shabbily. I have instructed my chief finance officer to get his ass in gear and make sure the money you need is sorted straight away and to the correct place. Mail back with your details and I will forward to the payments clerk.

Please my sweet husband mail me as soon as you receive this, so that I can know you are safe and well and that you can soon join me here.

Loving regards.

Sweetcheeks xxxxx

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 7:50 pm

Lol - if 50$ is a small slap - - no wonder my lad had a fit when I offered him 5$....lol...that was all I had at the time though Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:35 am

Im in a huge rush but did want to end the suspense

Sandra's $50,00 gets chopped

Oh no, the poor lad

Quote:

U don smal boi,

I don chop dey money from dey spooner mugu,only $50.00,ur bigest fool in Naija, i don eat $10,000 from same magun for VPA

This maga is bigger fool than u, i ready to get more and u only get $50.go tell ur moma to clean toto, it make my goat sick and stink whole of naija

U big fool

God bless
Gomer Boyz

I have done loads of research on this particular lad and the choppers name will be strangely familiar to the lad, this is going to be so much fun

@Sweety My Beautiful
I BCCed the email to your box, you can log in if you like, you have the key, its the same one Wink

I will be indisposed for a while but I am sure you will be able to take the pets for a walk when you wake up, will meet at the usual place

This, that, 2 words and nothing more

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