The Spooner’s Extra Marital Lad Affairs -some NSFW content

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Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:51 am

I appear to have upset poor dopey des. I think it just must be a silly misunderstanding.

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You said you love me and you want me to die here in pains.you most make sure you ve done everthing possible and for me to be able to pick the money.

PMSL - I lied you cretin! Like you lie every time you mail victims. No pain I can give you will ever be enough.

Twisted Evil

I like to keep options fluid when dealing with lads. Come Tuesday or maybe Wednesday I will have some even more painful and stressful hoops for my sweet pet to jump through and complain about.

On a lighter note me and Magical Murry are preparing for the Spooner Eater Easter Bash - hope y'all coming. I am in a party mood. Oh Yeah!

Wink

Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:43 am

Hello Sweet Cakes

I'd love to be your secretary, if you could brief me (precise form) on his weaknesses I might offer to investigate his 'difficulties' with a view to solving them?

Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 8:52 pm

SweetCakes wrote:

Glad I caught you, I am going shortly for a spot of fishing with some good friends, it's a 3 day trip and it is going to be a blast, the guy organising it has every details planned for a superb time, strippers, hookers, booze, great fishing and a great boat, I am so looking forward to it. We even have jelly wrestling. The only down point is we left A good friend Noid in charge of coaster and he stuffed up well and truly, ahh, doesn't matter, we wouldn't have used the coaster for teh drinks anyway, there jus tfor wriitng down phone nu,bers in case i need to get in touch with any of the hooker or stripper anyway

I do have the best friends in the world! That made me spit my coffee on the monitor this morning. Thanks, Murry! I needed that!

I did go shopping and got a new outfit the for Spooner's Ball. Exactly what time does this shin-dig start?

Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:21 pm

[girlykisses] Dora 'n all girls [/girlykisses]

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what time does this shin-dig start?

Virtually right now babe. From now until we drop - and then some more.

Whoooooooo Hooooooooooo!

Come on lets drink and dance. Maybe Tuesday/Wednesday we bait again.

But now it's boogie time - and guys 'n whatever takes your fancy.

Wink

Spooners do celebrations with style, lol!

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

I must say this is the best party I have been to in a long time.
You guys really know how to throw a fabulous soiree.
I'm so glad to be here having a great time with y'all.
I have been very depressed lately because I can't seem to help anyone out with their lads.
I am just rejected rejected rejected. Sad

Even Des wont speak to me.*sigh*
So again thanks for this wonderful party, it has really lifted my spirits.
Do you have any jello shooters by the way? I love those. Then I can really kick my heels up, cut a rug, get wild and crazy. Wink

Ohhhh look shrimp canapes and lobster puffs, mmmmmm.

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 2:24 am

I'm just gonna sit out here by the pool and sip on a strawberry margarita Smile

Nice company you all have

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 10:09 am

Red wine for me, it strengthens my resolve.

I have been very depressed lately because I can't seem to help anyone out with their lads.

DQ I need a 'brother' to speak to my boy, he is not following instructions!

He has been on line for ages this mornin, and expects money when WU 'reopen' Tuesday.

If you'd like to pm me or check out love for sale, will be posting latest to give the favour of the current stat of play.

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 2:23 pm

PARTY UPDATE.

I've had a photographer snapping the celebrations, see if you can spot yourselves.

Cakes and Sweety welcome guests.

Oppps, must have been on camera since the honeymoon.

Embarassed

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 6:08 pm

AAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I just woke up!!

What a night!! I think those tequila shots put me over the edge.

I am sure it wasn't the Long Island Ice Teas. Or the margaritas. Or the Jäger shooters.

I think I just need to lay out by the pool for a while. With a pot of coffee.

I will be ready for more later! Spooner Hall is simply a pleasure palace. Wink

Edited for speeeling cause I am hung over and to thank the lovely [girlykisses] Kate [/girlykisses] for the Chips with my coffee! ˅˅˅

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 6:19 pm

[girlykisses] Dora [/girlykisses]

You are so welcome babe, glad you enjoying and have slept well, I am sending three Chippendales over with fresh coffee.

Wink

Baiting update.

Resending opening mail to (Tony Allen) - he is most likely far too busy and stressed by the wonderful Devil Woman at this moment, but it would be a pleasure to drive him mad and double up the pain on this arrogant worm. - Enjoy Devil’s splendid and highly entertaining bait here.

Sweet Sweety to lad

Quote:

Hi babe, you mailed me awhile back when I was busy overseas. I am back in the UK now and would love you to get in touch.
You must have met the woman of dreams, OK, babe no worries, wish you well always.

Regards.

Sweetcheeks Spooner.

Meanwhile back to the Party, any of you guys wanna dance wit me baby?

Wooooooooooo hoooooooooooooooo.

Cool

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 7:16 pm

Kate my simple offerings the art of baiting were inspired by thew wonderous works of the 419 Gurus.

IMHO Desmond is more maleable and could benefit from my gentle handling.

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 7:49 pm

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Meanwhile back to the Party, any of you guys wanna dance wit me baby?

Ahem. May I have the honour, Madame Spooner? Cool

Nice experimental project you and Murry have going here, by the way. It's a lot of fun watching the lads and ladettes stagger from e-mail to e-mail with no idea what to do next. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:22 am

A great party indeed,

Darling wife, you are a remarkable dancer, I am so glad I had the music slowed down after your dance with Bombast, reminds me of Pday all over and I hope the music never ends.

Dancing will resume after this VPA update

Angela update

This in just a few moments ago, proving there is no point in wasting my time with any long replies, the script is flowing oblivious to my replies or what is in them, please dont feel as though you have to read this, I didn't Wink

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My Dearest!
I thank you ones again for your mail to me today. I will also like to see you face to face after the transfer of the money to your account and i will use this opportunity to let you know that GOD has choosen you amongst other men in this whole wide world to help me on this planet (earth) its now left for you and God who directed you to me to help me out from this predicament i found myself into now.
I believe and know that you are the man i am going to depend and trust my life.I am not going to give your love to any other man you will satisfy me,so needless of looking for another man.
Please i have not told anyone except you about the existence of this money and i will like you to please keep it secret to other people because since it is (MONEY) all eyes will be on it. Remember i trust you with all my heart that is why i am giving you all this informations!.
I have informed the bank in london about my plans to claim this money and the only thing they told me is to look for a foreign partner who will stand on my behalf due to my age,refugee status and the laws of this country against refugees like me.
I will give you 20% of the total money for helping me and and 10% for any expences that may occour during the transaction and the remaining money will be managed by you in any business of your choice because i can't be able to manage such a huge amount of money,besides i want to go back to school to start my education again.
In this regard i will like you to contact the bank immediately with this informations,tell them that you are my foreign partner and that you want to know the possibilities of assisting me in transfering the ($5.7 Million US Dollars) deposited by my late father of which i am the next of kin to your account in your country.

THE CONTACT INFORMATIONS OF THE BANK IS AS FOLLOWS.

BARCLAYS BANK PLC ( LONDON BRANCH)
Hotline: (+44 703 188 6748 (24hrs).
Email Address ([email protected])
The name of the transfer officer is
Sir Paul Ashley and his Email contact is ([email protected])
Banking Hrs:Tel contact number is (+44 703 189 9542)
Fax no .0044-870-1351 970
Acc Number: BBPLC 745008901546/QB/91/A
Depositor : Dr Alex Ruba
Next Of Kin: Miss Angela Ruba

Contact them now on how to transfer the $5.7 million Dollars deposited by my late father of which i am the next of kin to your account in your country because i have already told them my aims of transfering the said fund.
Like i said earlier,I will maped out 20% for your assistance and 10% for any expenses that might come up in this transfer.
My dear i am glad that God has brought you to see me out from this situation and i promise to be kind and will equally need you in every area of my life plus investing this money since i am still too young to manage this amount of money.
As i told you before,this camp is just like a prison and my prayers are to move out from here as soon as possible.
Please make sure that you contact the bank so that after the transfer you can send some money from that money for me to prepare my travelling documents to meet with you over there in your country please.
Awaiting to hear from you as soon as you have been in contact with the bank today please!.
Yours forever,
Angela....

All I notice is some great details to add to the SW post on this scammer.

The script should move along to the bankers but I am not ready for that, I have other ideas, so lets see if the lad is paying attention

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My Dear,

I am so unsure about this, what should I tell them

Please explain exactly what I should say

And please Angela, call me sweetCakes, all my close friends call me that

Regards
SweetCakes

SweetCakes gives Dopey a prod

Quote:

Hi Des,
I have limited use of the internet at the moment so thought i would touch base and find out how you are going with teh interior designer and my secretary.

My secretary can get money to you fairly quickly if you have been able to satisfy them, I know this will help with your problems so please let me know what you are up to but more importantly get back to my secretary who is quite helpful, that's what i pay her for, I actually employed her for her ability and not only her looks so please be sure to let her know how to sort this mess out soonest

I would tell you all about the strippers and send you off some photos but as the saying goes, what happens on the boat, stays on the boat

Regards
SweetCakes

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:33 am

@ devil_woman. (girly kiss)

Glad to hand “dopey des” over to your charming and loving ministrations. Sweety is thoroughly enjoying being out back in the outback with her (ahem) studs. The campfire is seldom enough to ward away the desert night chills, so she is (ahem) utilising body warmth to good effect.

Wink

Quote:

Gosh the baiting is very slow during the holiday break, good job we can all get together and party like it’s going out of business.

[waves and blows kisses to Ophelia] Glad you could get here, help yourself to anything that takes your fancy.

Cool

Ah, there you are my splendid hubby, I think the hot tub needs repairing once again, you’ll need your hammer, this way. mmmmmmmmm

Shocked

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:48 am

I will be there just as soon as I finish making Sandra love us again Wink

I get the feeling she may be more compliant soon, I have just posted more details of her scams and hopefully it will prevent some more vics Wink

I love making their lives miserable, it warms my heart to no end Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:20 pm

*girly kiss and waves* to all

Yes, i've finally made it, though it looks like the party is still going strong. You sure are a hardy lot. Looks like I have to make up for lost time - any room in the hot tub for little moi?

Kate & DQ does the todger club membership have to be solely female? I've just noticed a new contender over in the pictures forum. As this contributer was involved with the great Sammy todger bait of several months past, it might pay for us to keep up to speed with this new pet of his.

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:25 pm

^^^

I love hot tubs - so relaxing, and the bubbles simply wonderful.

Sure thing - jump on in babe.

I think we definately should allow "Todger" membership to some "extra special" males, especially if very worthy.

Wink

\/ \/ \/ @ violated. With a smile that wide? Love him smiling though *sigh*

Wink

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:32 pm

I feel so violated Confused

As I already feel violated there is no need to stop now Cool

Mr Spooner is a man of many needs (Good thing Murry is a complete gentleman)

I have found a new pet which I may share later, and I have posted additional information on one of our VPAs to hopefully ruin more jobs.

Part of this bait and what helps any success we may have is what we do behind the scenes to not only make our pets more compliant but also to warn other potential victims, post your pets details, it really can make your bait that much better and if posted at Scamwarners it wont ruin you bait, 100% risky free lad love potion

Edited to remove mistake in bait related content and to reinforce that Mr Spooner really is an inappropriatly sexually offensive man at times, much unlike Murry Wink

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:34 pm

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:54 pm

Violated!! I wish trying to get Tony to indulge in cyber sex but he is such a prude, fell at the first fence. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 2:39 am

Quote:

Violated!! I wish trying to get Tony to indulge in cyber sex but he is such a prude, fell at the first fence

Sounds like Uncle Tony, just wasn't up to the task, May be he needs a little more encouragement, or some of those funny Blue/Purple pills.

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 2:40 am

I greatly enjoyed the dance, especially the fact that the lovely lady was willing to teach me the basics of the Gypsy Rumba. My dancing skills are mainly limited to swing, so I always like learning something new. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 6:27 am

^^^

Learning something new is always cool.

Nice example here.

Get into the rythym, select your girl, enjoy.

Wink

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:32 am

Darling wife, that looks nothing like the dancing we did Confused

I do hope nobody got a picture of that, it may cause some offense to some of those following the thread.

Come to think of it, looking at the crowd, it would probably be OK but some thngs are perhaps best left to the imagination Laughing

Angela update

Our new pet has just sent another email to me, I didn't read the last one or this one but it kind of looks identical

Lads can be so lazy sometimes, what hope have we got for this VPA Rolling Eyes

And to top that off, she has not called me SweetCakes Twisted Evil

Quote:

My Dearest!
I thank you ones again for your mail to me today. I will also like to see you face to face after the transfer of the money to your account and i will use this opportunity to let you know that GOD has choosen you amongst other men in this whole wide world to help me on this planet (earth) its now left for you and God who directed you to me to help me out from this predicament i found myself into now.
I believe and know that you are the man i am going to depend and trust my life.I am not going to give your love to any other man you will satisfy me,so needless of looking for another man.
Please i have not told anyone except you about the existence of this money and i will like you to please keep it secret to other people because since it is (MONEY) all eyes will be on it. Remember i trust you with all my heart that is why i am giving you all this informations!.
I have informed the bank in london about my plans to claim this money and the only thing they told me is to look for a foreign partner who will stand on my behalf due to my age,refugee status and the laws of this country against refugees like me.
I will give you 20% of the total money for helping me and and 10% for any expences that may occour during the transaction and the remaining money will be managed by you in any business of your choice because i can't be able to manage such a huge amount of money,besides i want to go back to school to start my education again.
In this regard i will like you to contact the bank immediately with this informations,tell them that you are my foreign partner and that you want to know the possibilities of assisting me in transfering the ($5.7 Million US Dollars) deposited by my late father of which i am the next of kin to your account in your country.

THE CONTACT INFORMATIONS OF THE BANK IS AS FOLLOWS.

BARCLAYS BANK PLC ( LONDON BRANCH)
Hotline: (+44 703 188 6748 (24hrs).
Email Address ([email protected])
The name of the transfer officer is
Sir Paul Ashley and his Email contact is ([email protected])
Banking Hrs:Tel contact number is (+44 703 189 9542)
Fax no .0044-870-1351 970
Acc Number: BBPLC 745008901546/QB/91/A
Depositor : Dr Alex Ruba
Next Of Kin: Miss Angela Ruba

Contact them now on how to transfer the $5.7 million Dollars deposited by my late father of which i am the next of kin to your account in your country because i have already told them my aims of transfering the said fund.
Like i said earlier,I will maped out 20% for your assistance and 10% for any expenses that might come up in this transfer.
My dear i am glad that God has brought you to see me out from this situation and i promise to be kind and will equally need you in every area of my life plus investing this money since i am still too young to manage this amount of money.
As i told you before,this camp is just like a prison and my prayers are to move out from here as soon as possible.
Please make sure that you contact the bank so that after the transfer you can send some money from that money for me to prepare my travelling documents to meet with you over there in your country please.
Awaiting to hear from you as soon as you have been in contact with the bank today please!.
Yours forever,
Angela..

Reply to this most simple of lads is pending

Sandra's Courier is on the ball now or is that at "the ball" or perhaps just bursting a ball, oh who cares really but the point is he still thinks we are genuine Wink

It seems the pets Easter is over

And he is reading my emails quite well too, what a diligent pet Laughing

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Dear Murray Spooner,
You made it clear to me that you will not be around for three days,i hope now you are back, get back to me to let me know the situation of things because our agent is in Australia waiting for you, reply as soon as you get this mail
Regards
John Pam.

OK, he hasn't called me SweetCakes and he seems to want me to reply straight away....

[looks at watch]
[waits a little longer]
[looks at watch again]
[finds wife for another dance]
[comes back to pets email]
[looks at watch again]

Anybody think I have waited long enough

Bait phone charged, check

Not sure about this, must consult wife for second opinion Laughing

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 10:33 am

Quote:

reply as soon as you get this mail

I too am uncertain as to what the lad wants. Not very clear at all, maybe soon means after supper in lad talk.

Suggest reply of doctored mail thus;

Quote:

Dear Murray Spooner,
Y44hl/sed de it clear to me that you will not be [### redacted] for three days,i hope now //er56 you are back, get back to me to let me know the situation of things because ouTTTTTm99i agent is in Australia waiting for you, [### redacted] get this mail
Regards
John Pam.

Seems our "Secure Admin system" has had a glitch again and request immediate clarification. Pronto.

Wink

Sweety will be penning a nice friendly and concerned mail to sandra later. Cakes has apparently (perhaps news to him) decided she is his "special one" and I want to make very sure she can handle his wants and desires to the fullest.

Twisted Evil

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