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Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 1:55 pm

With our pet Vlad seemingly in holiday mode I decided I would write her a poem to show my love and devotion to her.

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Hi Kira,

I missed your wonderful emails so decided to right you a poem

The most wonderful thing happened just the other day,
The nastiest Nurse was getting some sunshine in the hay
The Nurse stayed having fun in the hay from 7 to 9,
Roy was eating a lotta cherries they were devine

I took the land rover and I went on a long patroller
Nearly crashed when I saw a ghost in a bowler
Went to the McDonalds and Ted took my order
You want fries with that my squirrely overlorder

I got oxygen deprived from running so fast
Ima not going to give up, I am not coming last
A lotta fries later and jose was coming
Michelle and Dotti, they were both humming

You mean the world to me, I have no trouble
The mods are our sunshine and fixed me a double
Kira My dareling, I hope my poem you will like
Because if you dont like it I'll grab my bike

I have ritten a poem so full of praise
That will help with my cause and get me a raise
Kira My princess, I wrote it all for you
because the nasty Nurse told me it's what I should do

I hope that you liked it and i hope that you smiled
I hope it gets you excited and perhaps a bit wild
My words are so loving and not to be taken lightly
I hope that you enjoyed even if just slightly

I will close my poem and hope it gave you a laugh
Like jose's horse eating some oats and chaff
Take it or leave it My poem is for you
read it over and over and I will always love you

Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 11:34 pm

Good news

Well, except Wayno didn't include all of the information Rolling Eyes

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Sweetcheeks... I have gotten one where you can put the money to for me... here is the info below...

Bank Name: Intercontinental Bank Plc
Bank Account #: 00411108847
Bank Account Name: Emmanuel Cyriacus

Love I hope you got that... Will be looking forward to hear back from you and love to know when you will be doing that and the amount you deposited.

Wayno Love you.

Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 2:33 am

Like the bushido warrior code of ancient Japan, the Shambhala teachings of Tibet, the chivalrous knights of medievil Europe, the ancient Greek warriors and now The Murry Of The Eater, all true examples of the proud tradition of Warrior-Poets.

May your wisdom and aura of fierce reflection bring you the love you seek, and the burning of scammers.

Blessings to you Brother Murry.

Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 7:21 am

Murry - Brilliant poem. Just awesome Very Happy

Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 10:48 am

Thank you for your praise Nurse, it does mean a lot.

Cal, thank you too, I do like to amuse myself at times Laughing

Wayno doesn't know what he did to deserve having Spooners in his life

We all know, he is a scamming thieving piece of crap Evil or Very Mad

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Hey Sweetcheeks, I just wanted to do something simple to say I love you and to put that smile I love so much back on your face. I want everyone to know how much you mean to me. Ever since you have entered my life, I've been flying on Cloud 9 and I have not come down yet.

You are the most beautiful person I know, inside and out and I see that more clearly with each passing day. I love everything about you, about us. You do something to me that no other has, you have made me so happy, the happiest I've ever been. You give me the most amazing feelings inside, the feeling of being in love with you.

I still don't know what I did to be so lucky to have you in my life, my dream come true... I am so thankful though. In this short time that we've been together, we have grown so much and I can't wait to see what the future holds for us. I love you, Katey, with all my heart and soul, always and forever!

Love always

I let Wayno sweat for a while before sending off some instructions on what I need to get the bank account closed, I mean, to send him money Laughing

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Hi Wayno you Sweet man

I will send my clark to the bank tomorrow if all goes well but I do need from you a couple more bits of information in order to deposit the money

ACCOUNT HOLDER NAME:
BANK NAME:
ADDRESS:
BANK SWIFT CODE:
ACCOUNT NUMBER:
IBAN CODE OF THE BANK:

Once you get me those details i will be able to sort you out with some money, please also let me know how much you needed to get you sorted

Regards
Sweety

A vic saved by Spooners
In other news, you will remember Keith from the last page or 2, I got an email today from a could be vic who had found the posts on Keith at Scamwarners and as a result has no doubt that he is a scammer, we couldn't get the miserable maggot to provide us with a bank account, but we did part him from a vic which is what this is all about.

If anybody would like to play with Keith, he should be keen for a new maga, you can find his details here http://www.scamwarners.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=4637

Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 8:05 pm

Congradulashuness MurryGuru on ya peom wat ya writted.

I did think perhaps that NN deserves an "ode" all for himselfness and I tyoped this in the "Siberian" style (by elbows)

Laughing

ODE TO SUNSHINE

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We gaze flushed in delightful agitation and expectation in our Spooner thread,
Swards of posts flatter your eye, some scorched yellow, some hale and green,
For through this stunning forum, at a time of your choosing, resplendently flighty,
You will soon inaugurate yet another day with your dazzling parade, Nurse Nasty our queen.
Spurning, as is your wont, legions of unprepossessing admirers, their baits found wanting,
Your most loyal members herald your approach as flowers burst forth in attention and admiration,
Displaying for your gratification and sure approval their promise of rebirth every sunrise,
In glorious and tremulous joy we quiver at your coming, senses relishing delicious anticipation.

Reeling with blissful giddiness we pay homage as colossal trees with magnificent boughs,
Grant salutation, in due recognition, forming a vast verdant basilica for your glowing majesty,
A haven for your moderation, emanating sweetly perfumed blossom and pure-hearted birdsong,
Lauding your stately procession as reward for your unstinting brilliance and unremitting clarity.
Feigning indifference to our insistent passionate ceaseless and consistent offers of servitude,
You share munificently your gifts, strength of resolution, purity of spirit and a seldom used rigour.
Our sovereign of enlightenment, if only you knew how your command and excellence tantalises us,
Set your gaze upon our endeavours, posting an additional scammer's profile, flippant yet eager.

Note - I cheated somewhat by (google searching) "big impressive words to use that may lead others to assume you are cleverer than you really are"

Wink

Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 9:39 pm

That's great. I do love the line 'flippant yet eager'.

However, if I were truly admired my PM box would be filled with more female baiter's cleavage photos. Wink

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:50 am

^^ I am not sure if it was an accident, but they were sent to me by email Confused

Wayno is getting all excited about his pre-christmas payday being so close he can almost taste those non existent dollars.

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Thanks for making my day Sweetcheeks,

Hun this what I can get the BANK SWIFT CODE: ICONBNGLA

I don't think they have IBAN CODE and for the address here is their head office address: Intercontinental Plaza, Plot 999C Danmole Street, Off Adeola Odeku/Idejo Street, P. M. B. 80150,
Victoria Island, Lagos. Tel: 234-01-2622940-59 Swift Code: ICONBNGLA Fax: 234-01-2622981

Hope with this you can get that done tomorrow morning my love.....?

Take Good Care Of Yourself Sweeycheeks.

Wayno

He then follows that up with this pitiful plea

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Sweetcheeks... For heaven sake... don't ask me for anymore info, cos thats all I could get here.. Send your clark to the bank and let them know that you sending it to Nigeria and give them all the info I've gotten already... they will send it.. or better still if she can't get it send... then you don't choice than to send it to me via WU..

I've been thinking of you... can't sleep with your thought in my mindm, I love you.

Care so much about you Sweetcheeks.

Wayno

The very thoughtful Sweety replies with some good news and another poem

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Wayno My dareling,

I didn't ask you for more information, the lasat time was days ago, you really must read my mails properly

I was going to send my clark to the bank today to send you off some money, I mentioned your insistence on using Western Union and while he agreed that going all the way to Western Union is a pain in the arse and not worth the effort, he was going to go there tomorrow to send some money to his mistress, in his case he cant use his bank account for fear his wife might find out he is sending money to another woman so it works well for him, the point is, I can get him to send you money by WU tomorrow while he is there which will save me having to go to the bank today and keep you happy.

I hope that will work for you.

Wayno, with Christams fast approaching I thought I wood right you a poem, this is a story of a christmas party we had here on friday and I would love if you could write a poem about your day there.

It is all about how some of my key workers enjoyed the paty, they are all my Sunshine

Twas the week before christams and all through the reception.
Everyone was shity and frudstrated without exception
The Nurse he was pissed that he didn't get enough affection
So he stood at the mirror and he cursed his reflection

The squirrel was himself as shitty and outspoken as ever
You would have thought that the shits would end about never
The one we call Ghort, was upset with paymaster Rover
He forgot do send his pay, he was completely looked over

Then there was some arguing Lotta and Ima, Jose and Juan
they got into an argument while having a yarn
The girls had said women were much better at sharing
So they shared their words of wisdom with the men so uncaring

Then there was Roy who had been in a crash
He was in too much a hurry in the morning dash
Ted he was cold and he began to shiver
Someone had piched his scarf and he started to quiver

But then it was time for the party to start
Things got better after Roy called juan a bloody old fart
They smiled and they remembered the times that they had
At the Spooner parties they're not at all bad

We opened some beers and some nice pink champiagn
Nobody could care less that it started to rain
We ate lobsters and caviar and the finest of fruit
While 2 of the workers snuck off for a bit of a rest

The night was just starting when the squirrel showed his nuts
The 2nd floor responded by showing their butts
The musician was splendid he played songs all night
Trying to crack on to Ima it was such a site

Lotta and Rover they stayed in control
SItting and eating all the macadamian roll
The night was still jumping when I made a call before bed
To Ralph who for some reason went to bingo instead

The fun never stopped until the wee small hours
When I sent the girls some wonderful flowers
The men got gifts too a voucher for the bar
The local strip joint the best by far

The party was over so the cleaners came in
And removed the evidence of every last sin
Nobody was shitty by the end of the night
all problems forgotten, even the fight

My wonderful Wayno, this is a day in my life
A party of all partys that didn't end in strife
I hope you liked how i made it a poem
and can wait for when you finnaly come home

I cant wait to read a poem from you Wayno

Merry Christams
Sweety

Of note, the bank account was forwarded to Alan for closure, guess what that means Wink

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 7:31 pm

Wooooooooooooooooo Hoooooooooooooooooooo Another bank reported

Wink

"wayno" - bending over backwards for some "imaginary" Spooner dollars

Laughing

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Oooh Sweetcheeks... You don't know how much you make me happy to read this wonderful mail from you.... Love guess what? I went to the bank this morning before reading your email, cos I couldn't sleep last night just be thinking of you and the stress am making you going through... This what I came out with from the bank... they've given me the last infor, but they told me that it's not an IBAN code that its called Sort Code here or whatever .. here is the code.

Swift Code: ICOBNGLA
Sort Code: 069150412

Hun you can go ahead to send your clark to send it to me via WU tomorrow morning.... Hope you still have the infor I send to you for the WU... after that whenever I need more from you I would have open my account here with the same bank for you to deposit money there for me whenever am in need

Thanks so much for the poems there.. I really love that from you and hope to write you mine very soon..

And do get back to me with the infor for the WU I sent to you ealier before sending the money to me tomorrow. okay

Much Love To You Sweetcheeks.

Your Wayno

We need to slow him down a bit and keep him dangling/hoping - maybe he will send us some NSFW stuff

Rolling Eyes

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Wayno dareling I am so thrilled you loved teh peom.

I am in such a sparkling mood and had a really brilliant time at the bash.

I will send the clerk first thing in the morning babe - have no feer.

Please send me a poem tho - it will make me feel so much closer to you and I nead that right now.

We are lovers - and we can share stuff - you no - well just lately I am getting urges - you no

It ain't just men that want sexy stuff ya no - women do too - and I must confess I got quite tingly dancing close some some nice cuties at the works do.

So please - can you see I nead you and soon sweet Prince Wayno.

Do hurry up and get over here - maybe you can arouse me with some sex talk mmmmmm

I would like that - make me feel tingly and wanting you. OK

Devoted to you Sweety oxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoo

Drumroll time - for a new "Spooner Piggy Award" - awarded to a promising new baiter.

I have been very impressed with a wonderfully imaginative new member (Phil Yerboots)

Well Done Phil - let's see that little piggy in ya siggy - Hooooorrrraaaayyyyy!!!!

Razz

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:45 am

Well…what can I say. I'm honoured. Thank you both. [breaks down like Sally Field accepting her Oscar but is cut off before getting to the "You LOVE me!" part]

Seriously, though. Cheers.

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:50 am

Pet "wayno" is working hard for his "illusierrariness" Crimble dollars

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My Dear,

If only I could have come up with the right words to describe the depth of this beautiful feeling that I have for you, I would have whispered them to you the first time we met. The best thing that I can do is to show you now.

I love you so much, Sweetie. You are the best thing that ever happened to me.. You are like the best poetry ever composed, the best song ever played, the best picture ever painted. I never thought that someone like me could get so lucky!

I love you just the way I love myself, even more than I love my life , more than my world.. I love you more and more each day and that is the most wonderful feeling any man can ever hope to experience.

Forever Yours,

My heart I can't stop myself reading the poem all over again to show you how much I wish to be there and experience the same thing as you do my Princess..

Hun I most confess also am getting urges too here, but being a man I gat to control myself...
I thank God Almighty that you open up to me here... I really appreciate that from you, cos an
open communication do a lot of good in a relationship like this...

Hun I've been thinking if I can come along with Susan to drop her with you and spend some
few days together with you this Christmas before leaving back to continue this contract of
mine, but for what I can see the ticket fare will be too much on you, so I don't wanna bother you for that, but if you so much love that just let me know, and include the money to the one you sending tomorrow morning so that I can get it here and book the flight ticket immediately.

Here I don't have poem to write about, but am gonna try and see what I can make up for you
my sweetcheeks

Twas a very cool day when I got to read from you
after thinking of you all day long
to my surprise you came up with better idea

Sweetcheeks you turn my world around
You're truly God sent to me
and will are meant for each other
have already be ordain from heaven above

You make Susan and I very happy
restore back our lost happiness
you the reason am living

Sweetcheeks you don't know how much I so adore you
cherish you like my new born baby
you are my most cherish treasure
Most valuable precious stone
very expensive and that is rare to get

I admire you so much my sweetheart.
You came by when my whole world is about to crumble
to save my life and Susan too
you've improve my life positively

I hope you liked how i made it a poem
and can wait for when you finally come home also
Sweetcheeks I don't think am good at that.

Please accept my poem as you sees it, cos am not too good at that... Hope you find them interesting.

Your Wayno is deeply in love with you Katey

Well - Sweety IS very busy - but even if she wasn't - the reply would be as terse

Wink

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Hi Wayno My Dareling

The clark should have gone to the Western Union on his way home today, he will leave me a message later with the details

Your poem was wonderful Wayno, I know I am pushy at times but it did touch me so, being christmas and all, I would love if you would send me another, it was brilliant

Love Sweety

Just lurve the way teh "pets" try to equal out the mushy waffle with teh westy info

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Sweetcheeks... Your Clark will have to leave you the details so quick, or better still you contact him, to know what is happening to him or the money? cos the bank here will be closing tomorrow 23 of this month for Xmas break, and I need to get that tomorrow, before it too late to get.... other wise I will have to wait till after Xmas before I can get it out...

Sweetcheeks this is what I will need back from you to be able to get it here:

Receiver's Info:

Name:
Address:
City:
State:
Zip Code:
Country:

Sender's Info:

Name:
Address:
City:
State:
Zip Code:
Country:

Text Question:.............
Answer:............

The MTCN:..........

Amount Send:

So that they won't stress me when getting it at the bank here...

Sweetcheeks... You really touch deep down of my heart when you commending my poem, which I thought is not good to my standard.. Thanks so much for bringing sunshine into my life...

Christmas Poem for you Sweetcheeks.....

Smiling all alone to myself....
Susan ran to me and ask what makes me so happy
Told her that am imagining how our Christmas will be
When we are together at this Xmas

Looking at her tender faces
I see %100 percent acceptance
You being her second mom
And the eagerness to be with you

Sweetcheeks! you are my princess, my love, my life
You are everything to me, my entire life!
You gave me life, you gave me peace
You gave me happiness, you made me feel free!

Being next to you is more than I could ever dream
Being your man is everything to me
Wonder how could I have won you to my side
When they are many in the world to choose from

This is how it is to feel... Love that is...
The feeling of being in the clouds, without a single care.
Then comes the sadness that we are apart,
But nothing will separate us, for longer than we can bear!

God is our Guide, and the One who unites us!
He is blessing us, each and every moment
How else can it be so, that you are strong?
And how is it that you are able to bring me closer to thee?

I will forever be your joy and happiness,
I am your love eternal.
No woman is ever better, then one who fights for love.
You gave me strength and now I will fight by your side! For as long as needed!

Hun hope this melt your heart and won me a wonderful place in your heart?

Love to read back from you so soon.... Its make me happy reading from you... and can't wait to read back from you Sweetcheeks.

Have a splendid day ahead.

Your Wayno

And - of course it being SO busy - Sweety gets confused and re-sends her last mail

Laughing

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Hi Wayno My Dareling

The clark should have gone to the Western Union on his way home today, he will leave me a message later with the details

Your poem was wonderful Wayno, I know I am pushy at times but it did touch me so, being christmas and all, I would love if you would send me another, it was brilliant

Love Sweety

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:54 am

congrats phil jump_4_joy

may there be many more!

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:59 pm

Congratz Phil, Sweety does make good choices Wink

I decided to get Wayno all excited with a fake MTCN before christmas.

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Hi Wayno

Such a busy day and especially withou My clark here, but good news is that I received a message from him

MTCN is 4884587645

Sender`s Name is: Removed
That is my Clark

I hope it is enough to sort out your problems there so you can get home to me quickly

Love
Sweety

Nothing gets a lad excited like a fake MTCN Laughing

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Sweetcheeks... I really appreciate your love and care towards me and Susan... Hun am hoping to get it today if you could get back to me with the full info before the bank close today....
Here are the info am in need to get it.

Receiver's Info:

Name:
Address:
City:
State:
Zip Code:
Country:

Sender's Info:

Name:
Address:
City:
State:
Zip Code:
Country:

Text Question:.............
Answer:............

The MTCN:.........

Amount Send:...........

Please get back to me with the details above... so that I can get it here before the bank close for today... cos they won't withdraw it for me with the little details you sent... Sweetcheeks... Kindly get back to me today before it too late to go and get it at the bank...

If ever you think of me out of the blue, just remember it's all the kisses I've blown in the air finally catching up with you!

Your Wayno

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Dareling Wayno

I gave the clark the details you told me, they should be the same, he is normally very efficient.

Regards
Sweety

Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:48 am

"wayno" enters "despiration mode"

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Hun I'll need the remaining info... cos we are require to fill out every space on the form given to us at the bank... Please check this out and complete the remaining love.

I'll need the remaining info of the sender, cos they were all required to be filled in before they can clear it for us at the bank

Text Question:............. what is my daughter's name
Answer:............. Susan

Hope this is what use for the text question and answer?

And the amount sent is also needed love.

I appreciate your love and care.. Can't wait to be with you this Xmas.

Your Wayno

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A happy Life is not about finding the right partner but how long you can hang on to your partner till the very last end, True love is not about how you love your partner in the beginning but how much love you can endure till the very last end, Yesterday is gone, no one knows tomorrow, but today is a gift that is why it’s called the PRESENT. To love is divine and to error is human, life is full of ups and downs, strength in each other will determine life for a true couple. Be loyal, loving, playful, curious, very romantic and full of life. Value honesty, faith and communication. You should be very affectionate and love romance ( do try kiss and cuddle). believe in chemistry and love on first site as well, appreciate intelligence of your partner and always respect his views and decisions..

About my day today; it’s been quite boring though I didn't have much doing after I returned from the bank this morning, I’ve been spending time all alone with Susan watching a movie I got from the Library.

I didn't have much to do after eating, so I thought it wise to check out my mail and its good you make time to write back. I still look up to seeing some photos of how good looking you are and I sure will appreciate if we can chat online.

It’s really a great pain spending this time of my life all alone, after all the toiling and suffering just to get ourselves a career and to have a soul ground or foundation to live our life on. As I do believe what we are left to seek in our life is marriage.

Just this wonderful man who would remain sincere and honest to you, would always be there and to show love and compassion when ever it’s needed and to edge you on in the difficult times. I see marriage as a very important issue as it’s from God. Marriage makes an incomplete human being a complete one. It makes him/her a grown up and gives him/her responsibilities whether those responsibilities are to feed and clothe the wife or to assist the husband. Marriage is supposed to take a person out of the hectic lifestyle that one is in and place him or her in an organized environment giving them a path to follow in life and a shoulder to lean on.

Sweetcheeks.. You really have won my heart and am ready to do all I could to see the success of this relationship.. Cheer

Your Wayno

Sweety really is in quite a rush - but dashes off some waffle - and once again forgets to attach any pics - and gets mixed up with names

Twisted Evil

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Sweet prince wayno and sarah

So sorry for this rushed mail - my clerk has sent me the info which i mailed you OK.

Had his wife in tears at the office - it seems he has done a bunk with his mistress.

Silly man - and I suppose he is having a right good rooting session and is unconcerned for his family.

Yeps I agree with your wonderful male - and am sending you some pics to cheer you an sarah up.

Please keep me informed - I am just so glad have been able to help you out financially - but then that is waht love is all about yeps.

Big party and celebrations tonight - looking forward to dances, laffs and maybe Santa will come - cuz I have been good - lol - well nearly LOL

Have a brilliant time yourself Wayno - sending kisses and hugs.

Sweety xoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxosx

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Wishing you all a "Merry Crimble"

Been a brilliant year - so many wonderful baiters/baitressess - romance is truly alive and kicking scammers arses

Wooooooooooooo Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

So many victims alerted/warned/saved and scammers time wasted - we all make a brilliant difference - so proud of you all

Spooners are celebrating all through till the new year and all are are welcome - lets have fun and enjoy everything

Drinkies - entertainment - whatever - all free - west wing open for stay/sleepovers

Pooltoys - yeps even crocs available - just enjoynessness

Spooners are all inclusive and everything goes alwaysnessness

Simply "Love you all to bits" xoxoxoxooxoxoxoxxoxoxo

Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:58 am

HI! Am I too early? I've brought you a bottle of absinthe and some twiglets. Is that an inflatable crocodile I can see? PAARTTYY!! [jumps fully clothed into pool].

Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:02 pm

NN said

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However, if I were truly admired my PM box would be filled with more female baiter's cleavage photos.

Be careful what you wish for. Cool

Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 2:13 pm

Wayno is desperate for cash and is now doing some serious whinging

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From home to home and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, bring us closer to each other. Wish you a Merry Christmas To You Sweetcheeks

Your Wayno always cares and put you in his mind always... Thinking of you all day long even when am with Susan... You've bring brightness into my colorless life.

Regards to your family there.. and do get back to me with the amount sent and the country,city and postal code where the sender is from okay Sweetcheeks.

Your Wayno

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Hey Sweetcheeks... I couldnt get the money you sent to me.... what's the problem Love

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Sweetcheeks I need to hear back from you as soon as possible.. cos am confused here... I need to know what happen to the money you sent to me.. Am sad althrough the day... Love please get back to me.

Love you Sweetcheeks

Now Wayno is miserable, the other lads are celebrating but Wayno still has no money

I love miserable lads Evil or Very Mad

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Love I've not been myself today.. everyone is celebrating this xmas while am not... Hun I'm thinking what would have happen to the money you sent to me... Love please do get back to me soon... so that I can know what is happening and what next to do... cos two head is better than one..

Sweetcheeks .....
Thank you, Katey. What more can a man say to the woman who opened her heart to him, allowing him to feel the warmth of her love across the great distance that separates them? You truly have no idea what I feel for you.

I try to put this feeling into words, but fail miserably. as am in miserable right now, cos of what is happening to me and Susan... She never be herself also.... This feeling of being both scared and at peace, of having both butterflies and a sense of calm, is a feeling that I have only dreamed about. As the days continue to pass, my love for you continues to grow. I never thought I had the capacity to love anybody as much as I love you right now. Yet, my love for you continues to mature, growing beyond the realm of my heart. It seems that you have become the fiber of my soul, the very reason for my existence.

I have no other words to describe the way you make me feel. No words, no actions could even come close. I believe that Ronald Regan said it best to Nancy in a letter, telling her only that, "I more than love you". Their love was a strong love, surviving everything, even death. I believe that even after his passing, Nancy felt Ronald's love for her raining down upon her. That is why she has always seemed at peace after the death of such a truly loving husband. That is the love that I feel for you.

Forever Yours,

Your Wayno

Now the money has been picked up Sweety expects to see a happier Wayno

Quote:

My Dareling Wayno

I have only a moment
I have been so busy but have checked and seen the money is picked up, I am glad you have it.

Hope to hear from a happy wayno soon

Love Sweety

Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 11:14 pm

Poor Wayno is so depressed and he is having trouble figuring out how he is going to get his hands on Sweety's money

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Hello Sweetcheeks...

Love am worried more than you do... cos I wasn't the one who picked the money you sent.

Sweetcheeks... I know it may hurt you hearing this and you may be mad at me, but am being hurt more than you may be... and Susan is in very bad mood right now, she have lost hope of going to be with you... couldn't talk and not replying back my smile... Hun I've been fucked here and wish you could talk to her over the phone.

Hun I'll love to tell you this.. though have been keeping it as a surprise for you, but right now I think I'll let it out from my mouth.... I've be talking with the organization am working for that my payment should be issued to you in bank draft.. and they are telling that they are not going to put your name on it that it will be my name that gonna be on it.. and we have agree on that, and they will be sending you the bank draft by next year. And another surprise to you again.. am being honor with another contract in Sharjah state in United Arab Emirate once am through with this project and am gonna be paid larger than this.. Hun I don't meant to tell you all this.. but what happened have made me to open up to you.. I wouldn't mind giving you my password to my email also if you don't mind.. to prove my honesty to you... Cos you may be thinking that I don't wanna drop my daughter with you...

I don't even know how much you sent... this will have to tell you that am not the one who picked the money up... Hun please do get back to me and tell me what you feel right now...

I wish I could see through your eyes so I would know what you like to see. I wish I knew your wishes, so I could give you everything you want.. I wish I knew what makes you happy, so I could make you the happiest person in the whole world. And lastly, I wish I were a cell in your blood, so I would be sure I was somewhere in your heart... Sweetcheeks this am feeling inside me right now and hope one day we gonna be together and live happily as I've always dreamed

Here for you a poem.. I think it will ease you from the pain you may go through after reading this mail.

I have never loved before
The way I could love you
My heart is burning with desire
For the things I’d like to do

I’d like to hold you in my arms
As my heart burns with yours
I’d like to kiss your tender lips,
taste your bodies fire,
but still that wouldn’t quience
This thirst of my burning heart’s desire

I would like to hold your tender hand
in mine, as we walk along the sand
I’d like to touch your bodies flesh,
and feel you touching mine
To grasp the rage of love and lust
As we start to combine

I’d like to take you far beyond
The pleasures yet unknown
Fill your soul with sweet delight
While you feel my heart with your love
I’d like for us to be in love
Has never been known to soul
Still have a burning hearts will only just begun

If you leave me alone!
Am gonna commit suicide
And am gonna die here and beyond
I'd like to die with you
And re-unit with you beyond
Cos you are now part of me.

I will be waiting to hear back from you soon.. to know what you think and feel about this and know what else we gonna do right now.

Your Wayno

I will work on some more therapy for poor Wayno shortly Wink

Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 5:06 pm

Woooooooooooooooooooooo Hoooooooooooooooooooooooo

Spooners Crimbly Catch up time

Laughing

Worried "wayno" whines some more

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Sweetcheeks.... am worried not heared from you... Hope all is okay with you my darling Sweetcheeks.?

Sweety responds to "wayno" twaddleness

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Wayno My dareling,

I am lots for words, I dont know what to say, how could somebody pick up the money when you couldn't, are you forwarding your emails to somebody else, I dont know, you do confuse me sometimes.

And why would I want to see your inbox, I dont understand that, what will it prove, then you want me to receive a bank draft, why, you are a very confusing man Wayno, perhaps I should have just used that bank account to deposit money in the first place and maybe we wouldn't be having all these problems.

Please explain more

Love Sweety

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Dear Sweetcheeks,

I wish I didn't have to miss you. If only you could be with me always. I know I could never be any happier. But then again, I know that the day will come when I will be able to spend my every waking moment with you. I even miss you when I am sleeping!

I love you, Sweetcheeks. You are my only love, and I thank you for be so kind with my heart. Hopefully, soon I won't have to hate missing you.

Love Always,

Wayno

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Dear Sweetcheeks,

Once in a lifetime ... ... ...
is all you receive ... ... ...
the only chance you get ... ... ...
to truly be free ... ... ...
once in a lifetime ... ... ...
is really all you get ... ... ...
to love fully and completely ... ... ...
and not to regret ... ... ...
i would do anything if you could just feel what i feel for half a second if you could see into my soul... my heart... i belong to my love and that is eye.... i am yours completely and unconditionally...think about this...how could you love me so much if you didn't truly own me, if i was not fully yours... A man can truly love only that woman, who is truly his, who belongs to him... Otherwise he is only a part to a contract. A woman, can love only that man to whom she truly belongs. you have the only key...i belong to you completely, in every way, unconditionally...heart mind body and soul... i belong to you because i give myself to you... all of me. hold me tight and never ever let me go....I exist for you and i belong to you...Your my all i got and no one else my love.....Just cant stop thinking abut you babe.........

Sweety ignores - All the BS - and had much more pleasant thingies to occupy her time anyways

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Hi Wayno

So sorry for not getting back to you sooner.

We have had some storms and snow which have disrupted our power supply a couple of times, it is back for now but who knows how long, it could go again any moment.

I have no idea what happened to that money but I am dissapointed now that I sent 5k and some other thieving fucker has it, I wish I had have done as I suggested in teh first place and just send it to your bank account, I will never use that stinking fucking Western Union ever again.

Well Wayno, I thought you would like it if I ... lights flashing splutterin power going send quick hop u receiv

Oh deary dear me - the path to love and Spooner's dollars is certainly a hard hoe to row

Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 12:30 am

Wayno continues with his loving words

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There are no words to express how I feel about you. I constantly search for the words, and they all seem less than I truly feel. You are my life, my heart, and my soul. You are my best friend. You are my one true love.

I still remember the day I saw your profile. I knew that you were the one I was meant to be with forever. I thought of you every day, and dreamed of you each night. Just when I thought you had forgotten me, you would email and make all my dreams seem real. I hope one day you give me a kiss on my neck, and told me that you love me a lot.

My heart was beating hard within my chest. My hand was shaking and I could barely breathe. Then you came out from no where to see me and I knew it was meant to be. I had to be near you, lying on your chest. I need to show you, that you were the best. So I made the decision to tell you how I feel. When you said you felt the same, I felt it was a dream. I am on a cloud, living in a dream, and a few days from now, it will really feel real.

I wrote this letter for you to keep, and when you need a reminder of how I feel. I've said it before and I'll say it again, words cannot express how you make me feel. I make this promise to you my darling, to love you the way that you love me. I now look to the future and forget the past, your life is mine and we will make it last. I love you more today than I did yesterday, and I'll love you more tomorrow than I do today. With all my heart I am forever yours.

Love Always,

Then once again asks for Sweety's number

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Sweetcheeks... You surprise me and prove to me that you are my God sent... I couldn't have guess that you sent me that amount... Hun it really sucks that I couldn't get the money and Susan is still mad at me cos she blame me for that... But I do believe that the money was picked while tracking it online..

Sweetcheeks I need to talk to you over the phone maybe Susan can also talk to you too... cos she is seriously mad at me that I didn't fulfill my promised that she will be celebrating this Xmas with you there and couldn't understand me... Please I want you to call me and assure her that you gonna make her happy again and make sure she gonna celebrate this new year with you... I think you understand how little kids think...

Hope you still have the account details I sent to you.? and I will be waiting to hear back from you soon... more so will love you give me your cell phone number, so that when you couldn't reply back to my email.. I will then txt you and know what is happening with you, cos I can't stand missing you my darling Angel..

Your Wayno

Sweeety asks for Susan's email address

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Hi Wayno My Dareling,

Why dont you give me Susan's email address and I can write to her, perhaps that will help.

With your shortage of money I think it is by far the best not to be wasting your money on phone calls, besides, i cant have my phone ringing while I am in metings, dont take it personally, I hate using phones, so much so that I dont have a cell phone.

Goodnight Wayno
Sweety

Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:36 am

Mid Crimble "wayno" twaddle continuationess

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Ok sweetcheeks... Susan don't have email add.... she can read from my email but that is not possible right now... cos I don't wanna expose her to the public, since am making use of pub pc.. You can still give me your number and tell when to call or txt love.. or better still you call or txt whenever you wish...

Concerning to my password you don't okay... And will love you tell me if you are still interested in bringing Susan to you there before this new year... cos I've promised her that you gonna make sure she is with you this new year..

Hun we have to exchange our passwords as a sign of true love and.. I love you so much Sweetcheeks...

Will be waiting to to read back from you soon

Your Wayno.

Sweety just concentrates on spinning him out some more

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Dareling Wayno and Sarah.

Hugs kisses and Christmas best wishes to you both.

I am rushing this male - cuz the power is very bad here - heavy storms and alot of snow.

Of course we must quickely arrainge for Sahar to get here - I would adore to have her here.

We have a huge bash sorted - dance food laffs and games.

Love and adore you both so much.

Sweety xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Sniggeringness - Murry's princess vlad decides to re-aquaint after an 11 day gap

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What a great day!!!! Smile

By the way, hello! Smile

And do you know, why is this day great? Smile

Because I live, Murray, I am healthy as an elephant and I am simply in a good mood! Smile

What about you? Before you answer, the answers: "Oh, everything is bad. I am not lucky!" are not accepted! Smile

Do you have any objections? Smile

I don't think so, because then I will kill you with my infectious laughter, will throw you into the sea of my good emotions, and will drown your negative energy in the ocean of my positive personality:))) Are you ready to accept such an awful death? Smile

You can even choose what you like most of all! Smile

So, Murray, i think that I have missed some important aspects of my life in my last letter. i think that it will be rather useful and interesting for you to know more about me and my life on the whole! Then i think that I will begin with my present, and then slowly lead you to my past and show you my future, I mean how I see it! Smile

For now, I am a student, and a waitress at the same moment. you may ask me how it comes that I have time to study and to work at the same time:) Do you know such a phrase: "You will have time for everything, the main thing is the wish!" Smile

It is about me, by the way:) So, I wanted to study on the historical faculty, and I got it. I was eager to work, and to have some basic, and,Murray, I went to work as a waitress. Of course, it is too far from working as a historical, but nevertheless, I didn't have any opportunity to show of, so as they say, catch what is still free:) So I thought, why not? And now, I have a crazy schedule of my life:) I have double periods at the university in the morning, and then in the afternoon I run "like a bat out of hell" to the work:) But, don't think, I won't forget about you too, I am a talented girl, so I will be able to find time for you as well:)
You know, one friend of mine, told me how it would be great if I lived in the hostel with her! I am very glad that I don't live in the hostel:) Why? And where did you study? Where did you live? If in the hostel, then you know, that it is the real lack of any restraint:) Every day, there are different holidays, even if there is no any reason for it:) Murray, I don't like mess, and I hate when I tidy up a room and somebody doesn't appreciate it, throws socks and things all around! Smile

) These are only some of the reasons for it! Smile

And the main thing is that I want my home to be MY home, and I don't want to see unwelcome guests, who shout and dance if you want simply a silent happiness:))) So, and what do you think? Smile

What would you rather like?
Ok, Muray, I think, that I have written too much, moreover I have to run on my work! Smile

As often, many things to do! Smile

Hope to hear from you soon.

Kira Svetlaya

Let's keep boris interested methinks - as we build up a nice warning profile LOL

Rolling Eyes

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Sensationally wonderful to here from you Princess.

My every thought has been of you and my dreams are SO hot.

Wonderful to read your mail and news - you have truly made me Sparkle so much.

I am rather busy with work at the moment - but will write back a longer mail and perhaps another peom.

Please write again soon - I sincerely adore you and want to know more.

Thinking of you and smiling

Murray xoxoxoxoxoxox

Introducing another new pet "refugee- mercy"

Background here;

http://www.scamwarners.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=5482

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Thank you for the wonderful message.

If you are still interested I would love to learn more about you

Regards
Murray

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Hello,

How are you I saw your profile and I was highly satisfied with it.
My name is Miss. Mercy Bello, i am 24 years old from Durfur Region of Sudan and presently i am residing in the refugee camp here in Dakar Senegal as a result of the killing of my family by the rebels last year, please don't be discouraged for hearing this.

My late father Engr.Ousman Bello, was the Chairman, Gruv-Melton Oil and Gas Company a private extracting oil firm in Durfur.. The brutal killing of my mother and my father, one kid sister and kid brother took place one early morning as a result of the civil war that is going on until now in Sudan. It is only me that is alive now and I managed to make my way to the West African state called Senegal where i am leaving now in a refugee camp here in Oakam North, 12 km from the capital city of dakar senegal

I would like to know more about you. Your likes and dislikes,your hobbies and what you are doing presently. I will tell you more about myself in my next mail. Attached here are more of my pictures for you, and i will also like to see more of yours. I wait to hear from you soonest. Kiss

Mercy

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Thank you so much for making my day with your reply.

You are simply beautiful Mercy.

Am rather busy with work at the moment - but will write back a longer mail.

Please write again soon - I sincerely adore you and want to know more.

Thinking of you and smiling

Murray

Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:39 pm

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:46 am

Why do the refugees always look so well-fed? And those must be some nice camps, all the pics show comfortable surroundings. I want to see some squalor! Wink

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:53 am

i wondered where it went glad to see its in good hands Laughing

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:49 pm

Wooooooooooooooooooooooo Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

The Spooners wish you all a Happy New Year - please all feel free to feel free and join in our big bash

Deer mooning optional - and for Sweet Ralph - bingo in the west wing.

Laughing

"whinging wayno whinges on and on - and on

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Oh sweetcheeks.. I will always be there for you and can't stop thinking about you... you really made my day worth living for and make me work hard at the site today... Sweetcheeks Susan and I can't wait to be with you.

Please tell me when will that be cos I need to convince her that she gonna be with you very soon... she's been asking me when are you going to call, but I made to know that you always busy and don't have time to call us....

Love concerning the password we talked about am not going to give it to you on here, cos am scare not to be hack... so I'll love to text that to you over the phone there it will be secure for both of us..

Can't wait to hear back from you today... Love you so much my Sweetcheeks.

Your wayno

And on

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Oh Sweetcheeks... After telling Susan what I read from you.. that you said we should quickely arrange for her getting to England.. she is so happy and can't wait to know the exact day she will be leaving this country.... Sweetcheeks please tell me when you will be sending me money to book for ticket flight for her and I...

Susan I've been very lonely here whenever am off to the construction ground, cos I can't take her along, and am usually off 7am and return 6pm.. She always be lonely for 11 hours with the hotel manager which she is uncomfortable with, and there are no kids to play with here... So Sweetcheeks I think you now understand why she is so eager to be with you, cos she know that she will have to meet new friends to play with and you gonna be there for her too.

Sweetcheeks.. I love to have you in my arms also, kiss you, caress you, and make love with you.
talk althrough the night holding each other tight.. and meeting your friends and family if you don't mind..

Can't wait to read back from you soon my darling angel.

Your Wayno

Sweety reassures and has a brain wave

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Dareling wayno and sarah

You are both in my heaty and soul forever - just believe.

And I think I have found a neet solution - I nead to check some stuff out at headqarters first.

This is so wonderful I am shaking with joy sweet man.

We have the Spooner Jet (only a mk4 gulfstream) but deed handy in Durban for the usual halfyear check.

I will get it sorted and we can pick up sahra and fly her straight hear.

Woooooooooooo Hoooooooooooooooo I am so excited now - bet you two will be too.

Will rite back as soon as I can give you precise details.

Love you both to bits xoxoxoxoxoxoxox

Sweety.

"mercy" responds with the usual refugee nonsence

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My Dearest love,

Thank you for your response to my mail. I am very happy for your reply. As i told you earlier I am staying in a refugee camp. This Refugee Camp is headed by a Reverend Father Peter Ajai whom i used his office computer to send you this email and i only enter his office when he is less busy.

The Reverend father's e-mail address is ([email protected] ) This is his telephone No. +221 76 854 5382. You can as well reach me through his telephone number, when you call tell him that you want to speak with Mercy Bello.

My father deposited the sum of US$2.5 Million (Two Million, Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars) with Chase Financial Bank in London in which he used my name MERCY BELLO as Next of Kin to inherit the money if he eventually dies.
Unfortunately now that he is dead and I have to inherit the money having lost all members of my family in the war in my country.

When I arrived Senegal I sent mail to the bank telling them that my father is dead. They demanded for Death Certificate confirming that my father was actually dead. Then I gave them the certificate as demanded. They also asked me if I have the original copy of the Deposit Certificate, I gave them with the account information my father used in opening the account with the bank. The bank confirmed the two documents that they are ok.

The bank now said since I do not have documents and even bank account where they can transfer the money that I should look for a reliable foreign partner who I trust to stand for me as a trustee to receive the money on my behalf. Which is why I contacted you to receive the money for me so that from the money you can send me part of the money to get my traveling documents to travel to meet you in your country to continue my education.
Or in the alternative, if you can help me to get the Camp Clearance and Passport to come to join you then on my arrival i will apply directly to bank myself so that they will transfer the money in to your bank account.
It is now left for you to choose which option you prefer to help me. (1.) Either to agree to represent me at the bank so that I can give you the contact of the bank in London and all information for you to contact them directly so that they can transfer the money into your bank account. (2). Or to help me come over to your country so that the bank can transfer the money in to your bank account.

I promised to give you 25% of the total sum for your assistance, while you will help me to manage my own share of the money in any good investment in your country because i do not know much about business.

Honey these are the ways you can help me.
Waiting for your positive response.

Your lovely,
Mercy.

The pet sent three more pics - but as i am replying as Murry

But as he is getting pissed at his NYE party - I decided to reply slightely inebriatedingly

Yet full of wanting to help

Rolling Eyes

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Dareling Mercie

What a terrible predicamant you are in - I will certanely help any way i can as son as posibal too.

I think the best way to get thinks moving fast is to get you good rev to contact me - then I can hand him on to my lawyer.

Can you tell me more about yourself and your conditions and needs there - maybe I can help there - oh and please send some more wonderful pics - you are reelly a dish and no mistake.

Huge regards

Murray.

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