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Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:56 am

Dearest Mods, fell free to edit as needed, thanks!
Forgive me only my 2nd post

This is too much like Hamlet!

Quote:

From MrDav1d W1771@ms Phone +225472OB2B9 ATTN: dearest one,reply me back at (Dav1d W1771@[email protected]) Permit me to inform you my heart desire for a business relationship with you. I got your contact when I was searching for a foreign partner here in Abidjan republic of Cote D'Ivoire on my search for honest and reliable person. I prayed over it and decided to confide in you because your integrity and educational background. I am MrDav1d W1771@ms,( 22 years old ),the only son of late Dr and mrs.kumba Williams. My father was a very wealthy Gold/Diamond dealerin Freetown, the economic capital of Sierra Leone.My father was poisoned to death by his close business associates on one of their outings on a business trip. My mother died when I was 15 years old and since then my father took me so special.Before the death of my father last year on match 19th 2006, in a private hospital in Freetown, he secretly called me by his bed side and told me of a deposit of 26 million united state dollars (Twenty Six MILLION DOLLARS)he concealed in a VERSUS Bank on the 2nd of JANUARY 2005 that he used my name been the only son as the next of kin when he deposited the money. He warned me that because of enemy that he was poisoned by his close associates.He also advised me to seek for an honest foreigner in a country of my choice those associates will not hurt me as they have succeeded in poisoning him.For your information , it has been difficult to know who is an honest person to assist me in this transaction , and for me to continue silent over looking for assistance while my money is in the bank i decided to make a try from you, I arrived here (ABIDJAN) in a nearby country on the 28RD of airprel 2006, since my uncle wants to kill me because of this certificate of depositsas he have suceeded in collecting all my father's property left with this money;They continuously mal-treated me, and have made life very unbearable for me. The wife serve me a delicious poisoned rice meal last time,but for the Devine mercy the daughter secretly whispered to me not to eat the meal; i wasted the meal to the bin only to find two dead rat on the bin the following morning and that made me to run away immediately. And i don't want to stay long here since i know nobody or much money to pay for hotel bill. Dear, I honourably seek your assistance in the following ways: 1.To stand as my late father's foreign partner since my late father deposited it to be clem by his foreign partner and no name was mentioned, 2.To help me come over to your country to further my education.Please my intention is not to disturb your Peace,but because l am sincerely in need,And desperately need a solution before my life is wasted because there is war in this country.Among all, the most important thing is for you to be aiding me as parent who will directing all my affair es and doings in your country. Lastly ,you will promise me that you will not betray or deny me if this my money gets into your bank account and country,Dear, I am ready to offer you 20% of the total money for your help.But if may be you are not in better position to help. Please let me know. So that I can look for another helper. I am with the certificate of deposit upon demand. I will show you.Looking forward to your kind reply soonest and may God bless you. Sincerely Yours. MrDav1d W1771@ms From MrDav1d W1771@ms Phone +225472OB2B9 ATTN: dearest one,reply me back at (Dav1d W1771@[email protected]) Permit me to inform you my heart desire for a business relationship with you. I got your contact when I was searching for a foreign partner here in Abidjan republic of Cote D'Ivoire on my search for honest and reliable person. I prayed over it and decided to confide in you because your integrity and educational background. I am MrDav1d W1771@ms,( 22 years old ),the only son of late Dr and mrs.kumba Williams. My father was a very wealthy Gold/Diamond dealerin Freetown, the economic capital of Sierra Leone.My father was poisoned to death by his close business associates on one of their outings on a business trip. My mother died when I was 15 years old and since then my father took me so special.Before the death of my father last year on match 19th 2006, in a private hospital in Freetown, he secretly called me by his bed side and told me of a deposit of 26 million united state dollars (Twenty Six MILLION DOLLARS)he concealed in a VERSUS Bank on the 2nd of JANUARY 2005 that he used my name been the only son as the next of kin when he deposited the money. He warned me that because of enemy that he was poisoned by his close associates.He also advised me to seek for an honest foreigner in a country of my choice those associates will not hurt me as they have succeeded in poisoning him.For your information , it has been difficult to know who is an honest person to assist me in this transaction , and for me to continue silent over looking for assistance while my money is in the bank i decided to make a try from you, I arrived here (ABIDJAN) in a nearby country on the 28RD of airprel 2006, since my uncle wants to kill me because of this certificate of depositsas he have suceeded in collecting all my father's property left with this money;They continuously mal-treated me, and have made life very unbearable for me. The wife serve me a delicious poisoned rice meal last time,but for the Devine mercy the daughter secretly whispered to me not to eat the meal; i wasted the meal to the bin only to find two dead rat on the bin the following morning and that made me to run away immediately. And i don't want to stay long here since i know nobody or much money to pay for hotel bill. Dear, I honourably seek your assistance in the following ways: 1.To stand as my late father's foreign partner since my late father deposited it to be clem by his foreign partner and no name was mentioned, 2.To help me come over to your country to further my education.Please my intention is not to disturb your Peace,but because l am sincerely in need,And desperately need a solution before my life is wasted because there is war in this country.Among all, the most important thing is for you to be aiding me as parent who will directing all my affair es and doings in your country. Lastly ,you will promise me that you will not betray or deny me if this my money gets into your bank account and country,Dear, I am ready to offer you 20% of the total money for your help.But if may be you are not in better position to help. Please let me know. So that I can look for another helper. I am with the certificate of deposit upon demand. I will show you.Looking forward to your kind reply soonest and may God bless you. Sincerely Yours. David Williams

I get to be Horatio!
Anyone want in on this with me?

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(envelope-sender <[email protected]>)
by O (qmail-ldap-1.03) with SMTP
for <XXXXXXXXXXXXX>; 25 Mar 2009 XXXXXXXXXXX
Received: from 41.207.194.90
(SquirrelMail authenticated user contactos);
by mail.hilantex.com with HTTP;
Wed, 25 Mar 2009 21:53:43 +0100 (CET)
Message-ID: <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 25 Mar 2009 21:53:43 +0100 (CET)
Subject: [SPAM] From Dav1d W1ll1ams
From: "From Dav1d W1ll1ams" <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]
User-Agent: SquirrelMail/1.4.3a-5
X-Mailer: SquirrelMail/1.4.3a-5
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain;charset=iso-8859-1
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
X-Priority: 3 (Normal)
Importance: Normal
X-Spam-Status: Yes, score=5.4 required=5.0 tests=ADVANCE_FEE_2,BILLION_DOLLARS,
MILLION_USD,MISSING_HEADERS autolearn=disabled version=3.2.4
X-Spam-Level: *****
X-Spam-Checker-Version: SpamAssassin 3.2.4 (2008-01-01) on doom.fr.wmint.net
X-Virus-Scanned: ClamAV 0.88.2/9167/Wed Mar 25 13:06:32 2009 on mail.hilantex.com
X-Virus-Status: Clean
X-Spam-Flag: YES
X-Spam-Report:
* 1.6 MISSING_HEADERS Missing To: header
* 0.0 BILLION_DOLLARS BODY: Talks about lots of money
* 1.8 MILLION_USD BODY: Talks about millions of dollars
* 2.0 ADVANCE_FEE_2 Appears to be advance fee fraud (Nigerian 419)To: undisclosed-recipients:; Really? You Think?

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:23 am

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!

I'm have sent an email.

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:43 am

I got a scripted reply for his banker info. We are still are on script, waiting for my own twist later. Right now I am still playing the eager victim.

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 4:19 am

I got the bank off their script! I have some new sweet forms that are seriously delaying his ability to download my personal data files! If they work I will post them here.

Anybody who wants to help, PM me!

Suggested roles - lawyer, accountant, business partner who is screwing me, and a bank chopper. But I am open. I will let anyone interested read our emails.

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:31 am

See if you can steer him away from Hamlet and into MacBeth - he'll like the witches bit Smile

Bagsy I'm Banquo.

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:49 pm

Red-Scammer
Blue-Baiter/Victim
Black-Commentary

NOTE: The names have been changed to protect the stupid and the innocents alike.

Opening Scene: We started off with the bait letter above which was the Prequel Act.

Act I Scene I

Reply Victim Bait

Quote:

03/26/2009

Dear Scammer,

I cannot imagine the pain you are going thru since your father was
murdered. How can I help?

From Baiter

From Scammer to Baiter - BLah blah script rubbish.

Quote:

My Dear

May God bless you for taking your time to read my letter and respond to it,
after i wrote you the first letter, we felt maybe you will not reply me
back but God so kind you Responded to my letter, May God bless you.First i
must say thank you for the content of your letter, secondly, i must say
that from your letter you sound like a good person,

thirdly i have a question to ask you.Please i will like you to answer the
following qustions.a)

Are you capeble to handle this transation??

Where are you residing?b)

Do you believe in God?c)

Can you be able to call me?d)

Are you a chritian?e)

Are you married or single?

and do you have children if you are married?

The reason why i asked the above question is because i want to show you and prove to you that God have sent me to you, so if you will be able to
provide me with the above answers to the questions asked, there and then we shall go ahead and i will send to you all the detals of my bank so that you will contact them and instruct them on how you want them to transfer the money to your account,

please can i have your mobil telephone number and a copy of your passport just for more trust as you knwo 26 million usd is not a small amount of money,

you can also call me with this telephone number for more
infomations,+22XXXXXXXXX

Thanks and god bless you as i am wating for a posetive response from you with all your detals,

Scammer

Baiter to Scammer - Eager reply with 1st test b/s factor

Quote:

Scammer,

Yes I do feel that I was sent by some higher power. I will help
anyway that I can. I am not after money, because I already have
money and it has not brought me happiness. Helping others is what I
want to do in the remainder of my life. Maybe all my money can help
others and refresh my tarnished soul so maybe a supreme being will
have mercy on my sins. I understand that $26 Million is a lot of
money and I will never do anything to take what is yours. I already
have what I need in money. Granted it is not quite $26 Million but
enough for a hundred other persons besides me to retire on. After
reading your letter, I admit that I felt 'god' pulling me in. I
have never really thought about my soul until recently. You my
friend are the sign that I have been waiting for. Due to my
advanced stages of throat cancer, from many years of smoking
cigars, I cannot speak very well. My wife died two years ago and
left me the money that I live on now. Due to the wrongful death
lawsuit, I won over $10 Million. After lawyers taxes and burials, I
have about 1.75 Million left. Money has not bought me happiness.
But helping someone else will. Thank you and walk in Christ.

Baiter

END OF ACT I SCENE I, Will Scammer continue to scene II, even after the Baiter's 'life story'. Stay turn for more!

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:12 pm

Red-Scammer
Blue-Baiter/Victim
Black-Commentary

The email curtains close and the Baiter waits in the darkened room.

Act I Scene II

Suddenly the curtains part and the Scammer enters stage center.

03/27/2009 From Scammer to Baiter, Is this the end of play, already?

Quote:

Dear Daddy <-------WTF? Oh wait, its the script.]
Thanks very much for your reply i have now belive that you are a good
man,and here is my bank contacts contact them and send all your bank detals were they will transfer the money to,bear in maind that any money you spend including your telephone calls will be pay back as soon as this money gets to your account,here is the bank contacts contact them now and get back to me,i will like to have a copy of ur phone number including a copy of ur passport so that i will know whom am dealing with.you can call me with this number +22XXXXXXXXX.waiting for your reply.

Contact person
Scammer Banker
B/S Title
More B/S Important Bank Title
A Fake Bank in abidjan cote d' ivore <-----WOW, surprised me, NOT!
Email([email protected])
Telephone +22XXXXXXXXX
Fax Fax +22XXXXXXX

Scammer

And the show must go on. . . . . . .

Baiter to Scammer - I figure since he considers me Daddy, then let's see how far we can go playing the father/son role.

Quote:

Dearest Son Scammer,

I am happy to recieve you last email. Are you still in good health?
I am in the process of contacting your banker. Also I am currently
gathering up all my details to send to you. Due to Homeland
Security Laws, I had to apply for a new passport and am waiting for
it. Will another ID work for you? Let me know. <-Half way attempt at a delay.
Best Blessings,

Father Baiter

Yes I know it was wrong to offer another type of ID, but I let my own script plans get ahead of me, I did this way too soon if not at all. Sorry Noob mistake! AND another NOOB mistake, I emailed the Banker way too soon, immediately! Whoops, won't do it again, I got into my character way too deep and was a little too eager to see where we were going.

Baiter to Scam Banker

Quote:

Contact person
Scammer Banker
B/S Title
More B/S Important Bank Title
A Fake Bank in abidjan cote d' ivore
Email([email protected])
Telephone +22XXXXXXXXX
Fax Fax +22XXXXXXX

Dear Mr Scam Banker,

Greetings and good day sir. I hope this email finds you in a
blessed way. I am writing concerning Mr Scammers ill-gotten
fate. He has entrusted me to assist him with his financial
accounts. Please feel free to email me with anything that you
require to assist him in his endevours.

Baiter

Thus ends Act I Scene II

Looks like a very good chance at Scene III - Will it still be Scammers script or will Baiter be able to ad-lib and have creative input into the theatrical production?

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:52 pm

So far so good. We are all in tune on the Scammer's 'cleverly' written script, worthy of a Tony! The script is not too bad for a refugee on the run from murderers. Lets see how the highly educated and proper bank employees play out in this heart-wrenching saga of misplaced youth.

Act I Scene III - The Scam Banker enters. I would love to mask all the details but I can't because some of it is so funny and I have to share the brillance of this bank officer. Enjoy the show!

03/27/2009 Scam Banker to Baiter -

Quote:

From the Disk Of Mr <---At least the Scam Banker is honest by saying DISK, instead of lying with DESK.
Scam Banker
B/S Tittle
More B/S Office Tittle Continued
Bank abidjan cote d' ivore <-----Why is the name of the bank differnet in the subject line? Poor victim does not notice that.
Email([email protected])
Telephone +22XXXXXXXXX
Fax Fax +22XXXXX

Attn Mr Baiter
Be noted that the versus bank abidjan cote d' ivore here by recive your mail every thing is okay and we will imedetly proceed for the transfer of your fund to your account,but try all your posible best to see that you send your bank detals were the fund will be transferd into to unable us get all your transfer documents fast and transfer your fund as you which,
Be also noted that the documents will cost you a little money but the cost will be giving to you after we have recive your bank detals,be noted that your son is in a very bad condition so you have to art fast to help him out and when return ur mail try to include your mobile telephone number and your fax number to impower us reach you faster,

Mr. Scam Banker
B/S Tittle
More B/S Office Tittle Continued
Bank abidjan cote d' ivore <-----Why did he feel the need to put this block at the beginning and the end?
Email([email protected])
Telephone +22XXXXXXXXX
Fax Fax +22XXXXX

Wow, Hamlet aka Scammer has infinitly better English skills than the Official Bank! Somehow the victim, overlooks these irregularities and bells of possible fr@ud.

A scant 10 minutes later, the Bank decides to resend the exact same email that you just read. It must be the 'GHOST', warning of the obvious problems in the email. BUT luckily the victim can't detect any ill-issues.

Baiter to Scammer

Quote:

Attached you will find my information requested in this file.

Thank you for helping,

Baiter

9 whole long minutes later this arrives

Scammer to Baiter

Quote:

Dear Baiter

sorry but we coudent find any thing in the attach,sorry

What happened? File errors?

Now the bank has gotten really informal with the victim, sending short instant type messages to the victim. What happened to the formal letter head? Is Scam Banker getting off his script? Well just a little. Let's see how far we can push him.

Victim and Scam Banker trade rapid fire 7 emails back and forth talking about file formats, downloads, blah blah tech stuff. Finally Scam Banker gives up and leaves the day (Wasted about 45 minutes of his c@f3 time trying to get the downloads right)

Scam Banker sends this parting email

Quote:

Sir we did not recive your pesnal infomations dont attach it just send it to our email we will recive it

After numerous nonresponding reattempts to Scam Banker to get him to 'download' the personal information file. Baiter retires for the day. Assuming either he ran out of arcade time or he is ignoring the error ridden files.

END OF ACT I, Tune in for ACT II, coming soon, enjoy the intermission!

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:26 pm

If still required i'll take the dodgy business partner that seems like a role one could really sink ones teeth into!!