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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:42 am

Well my hat is off to you folks, it has been a very funny read, all 16 pages of it!

I have a lad who is just starting to feel the grief and a vlad who is stepping very carefully, even after 5 weeks, with both waaay off script.

If there is a Dolla chop expert/co-conspirator in the house please feel free to contact me as I might be able to swing it that way.

Sorry for the thread hijack but with a talent pool this good Shocked

who can blame me? Laughing

Keep it up folks! I can smell fear across both the Atlantic ocean and the Equator! Twisted Evil

Edit: cause I guess I don't know my oceans! Hey, they are all a lot of water. Embarassed

Max

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:52 am

By the way, thanks for the help, Blah! You've done great work here. Thumbs up

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:25 am

^^^Ditto!

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:01 pm

Does anyone know what this lad is on about?

Quote:

Thank you for your effort.
Till now we haven't not where my wife is, and this is causing a big problem.

Please let know what ever happens.

Thanks

Is he referring to becky? Or is he claiming to have some other wife? Confused

*edit*
Nevermind, I read back a few posts and saw that becky had gone missing. Laughing

I just sent him this. A bit of comfort added in with our business.

Quote:

Mr. xxxx,

My condolences on the disappearance of your wife.
I too have a wife and she at time goes on shopping sprees that can last days and sometimes weeks.
Women like to go shopping, and oftentimes they can act incredibly inconsiderate and irresponsibly when they find a good shoe sale or something rather. I'm certain that your wife is both safe and healthy. She will turn up soon enough.

In regards to your parcel.
I believe I have successfully arranged for it's transport to our Secure facility in Accra. It is unfortunate that we are unable to bring it directly to you in Lagos, but Nigerian customs take these kinds of situations very seriously and they simply will not budge.
Gh@nian customs on the other hand, they do not care so long as the package does not contain drugs, firearms, or bombs.

Kindest regards.

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Quote:

Nevermind, I read back a few posts and saw that becky had gone missing. Laughing

A way to prod him to move since he was asking and asking and asking for me to send him money to give his brothers to travel. And , of course, lazy lad would have pocketed the cash and never gone to get his package at all. leaving that beautiful watch (and the cash) alone and unclaimed.

I never considered that I maybe got lost at the mall. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 1:47 am

The lad's really worried now...

Quote:

Daddy... Please talk to me.. Am ot feeling fine here. whats wrong? Any update?

Maybe Dad collapsed from exhaustion and is currently in the hospital?

Edit: On second thought, that might just make the lad lose all hope for now... Hmm... I'll have to put some more thought into this.

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