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 Loan lad explains the workings of a calendar

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Here's a little exchange I've been having with a loan lad who's trying to explain to me the workings of calendars -

I'm in Red and he's in Green

The early emails are the standard loan lad format cumulating in an email with TERMS and CONDITIONS so I won't bother posting those. I'm guessing that he is expecting me to come back with acceptance of the terms. Instead he gets this -

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Dear Sir,

Sorry, but this is still wrong.

1. I asked for a loan of $540,000, you are talking about 'we are given you the amount of $25,000.00 ok' I do not want a loan of $25,000 I want $540,000.
2. I asked for a term of 25 years, you keep going on about 300 months.

Please provide me with a quote for the correct amount and correct term.

Thanks

Ethel


Lad replies with another set of terms and conditions -

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Hello3thel D1ckstuffer ,i got your email we really apologise for that mistake,i instucted my other accountant to do that,that was why there was a mistake ok?we are sorry.bellow is the correct terms and conditions,you have to know that in 25years we have 300month ok?

<Rest of email snipped>



I'm still confused -

Quote:

Dear Sirs,

Thank you for the updated figures, the amount is now correct.

I am however still confused about this months business. You say that you have used 300 months because there are 300 months in a year. I don't know what calendar you use in your country but over here in the good ol' US of A we only have 12 months in a year. Doesn't it get confusing having so many months and what do you call them?

If you could just let me know the names of all your months then I will be in a position to proceed.

Many thanks

Ethel


So the lad explains again -

Quote:

Hello,
we have 12 month in a year ok?so you ask for the duration of 25years,that is we have 300 months in 25 years ok?get back to me if you understant that .


I still don't get it -

Quote:

I'm really sorry, you must think I'm a bit thick, but I still don't get it. Are you using the Gregorian calendar, the Julian calendar or the Lunar calendar?

Perhaps you could draw me a diagram to explain it all so that we can get on with business.

Thanks

Ethel


Lad explains and actually sends back the text of a calendar (cut from here as the formatting didn't work) -

Quote:

Hello i got your email ok,i will make it clear to you,
in a week we have 7days,and in a month we have 4weeks,and in a year we have 12months,that is 365 days in a year ok?


I think I understand it now -

Quote:

OK, I think I understand it now. So there are 12 months in a year and therefore 300 months in 25 years, is that correct?

Just one more question for you and then I think we are good to go - what is a leap year?

Thanks

Ethel

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So let me get this right. There are 4 weeks in a month, and therefore 48 weeks in a year. In my country a year has 52 weeks. Maybe those guys get four extra weeks of holiday that don't appear on their calendars?

This is NOT AT ALL resolved.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That will probably occur to me after he's explained leap years to my satisfaction!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 1:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Looks like this lad knows how to Google -

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A leap year is a year in which one extra day has been inserted, or intercalated, at the end of February. A leap year consists of 366 days, whereas other years, called common years, have 365 days.
get back so that we can start the process ok?
sincerely,
Mr Kelvin.


Think I still need a bit more information about these strange leap years -

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That opens a whole new can of worms. Who decides if a year is a leap year and where does that extra day go? Do you have a December 32nd or do you have an extra month with just 1 day in it.

Thanks

Ethel

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 1:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Do you have a December 32nd or do you have an extra month with just 1 day in it.


Laughing Perhaps that is the month of Extruary, or is it Daymember?

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