My Lad's explanation of uppity women from Europe

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 12 Jan 2009 Posts: 55

I sent my lad an email complaining how my wife yells at me for leaving the toilet lid up, and other things, and expressed how I plan on cheating on her with a prostitute in Holland (where I have to pay the 'bank' a fee), and I asked him if women in Africa were such nags.

Oh and I told him my son "found a used condom on my bathroom floor and made a balloon out of it, then I had to take him to the doctor."

Here's the sage wisdom I got from him:

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Dear J@c|<,

How are you today and how is work, I hope fine?

I saw your email and I must tell you that I am glad and happy for your efforts so far. I tell you I shall be very rich in my country with my own share of the money.

Talking about women in Africa and Europe, there is a very big difference between the 2. Here in Africa, a woman is taught to respect and honour her husband. Yelling at your husband is a very bad omen, she would be creating an avenue for the husband to get another woman who could be more caring. But what we call civilisation (Education coming from Europe) is entering the woman of these days and the moment to go to the UK to study and learn some things from Europe, they take men as shit. DO you know what happens to them???? They never get married, cos no African man wants to be controlled by his wife.

How old is your son and how did a condom get into your house, your bathroom? My first son is 17 this year and preparing to get into the university, I would like him to study in the UK, what do you think. He wants to be a Petroleum engineer. My last child, a girl, is 6 and I try to provide what I can for them.

Can you call me, I can give you my number.

Regards

Barr!5te|2 |\/|o10k\/\/u

This guy keeps bugging me to call him. I've had this bait going since the beginning of January. It's pretty safe to say that I've got him on the hook, but it would probably be nice to ring him up even though it's not necessary. If anyone wants to call him for me, let me know.

Also the 'security company' wants me to call them once I arrive in Holland (they supposedly booked a hotel for me.. I'll have to check into it if they aren't lieing) But I'm thinking I'll break my leg in a car crash on the way to the airport and have to post pone the flight.. Any suggestions?

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1301

Offers to pick people up at the airport are often genuine and is a good way to waste a few hours of the lads time (though I dread to think what would be the consequnce of actually meeting a lad in real life).

Just remember that you have to drink a lot the previous evening to celebrate your good fortune, miss your flight and book the next flight to Holland but which unfortunately goes to another airport. Then email the guy to pick you up at The Hague, Rotterdam or wherever. I have just completed my first mini safari where my lad in Dublin went to Cork to pick up Igor the incompetent, but very rich, Czech.

419Eater is my life Joined: 08 Aug 2008 Posts: 475

i think, your Barr!5te|2 is a educated man, and deserves a better story than a broken leg.

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to drink a lot the previous evening to celebrate

like brotha pete says, this sounds nice to me. and possibly could make somebody move around in a nice the nederlands

and you'r so sorry for the inconvenience, and ooops, next mistake.
and later on, maybe accident. in a strange land. and need help. dear Barr!5te|2, please send me $1000 per WU to rotterdam/bruxeles, i am in big troubles. some nasty g0merboizz kickin`against my broken leg. please help, Sir.

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 7:38 pm

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How old is your son and how did a condom get into your house, your bathroom?

I love it when they start to misdirect the bait themselves Laughing

I trust you will be answering his questions in detail, even if this causes some delays. I reckon an argument with your son causing him to run away from home the morning you are due to catch the flight would go down nicely

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:42 pm

A little call from something like Skype doesn't hurt. I just spend 59 seconds on the call and hang up as if we were disconnected saying I had run out of credit.

For 10p you have validated you existence... just make sure they call you for at least two minutes next time!

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:02 pm

Vulcan's lad wrote:

My last child, a girl, is 6 and I try to provide what I can for them.

This is something that has to be discussed. Education would spoil her for sure so I would suggest a marriage with a Saudi man as soon as possible. If she is still virgin, it could be also financially a good solution. Rolling Eyes

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Let's hope his daughter doesn't grow up to be a lesbian.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1161693/South-African-men-raping-women-cure-lesbians.html

Bloody savages...

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 4:31 pm

Wouldn't it be funny if your wife accidentally found the email he wrote and is extremely pi$$ed off about what the laddy said about women. I think a call from your 'angry wife' would be hilarious. Laughing

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 5:00 pm

@Vulcan:

What Tasman said. Skype is just about the best bang for your buck in baiting (besides all the free WU tools). Pair it up with some recording software and a little practise and you'll be a phone-baiter extraordinaire in no time.

If you'll post, or PM, his number, I'm sure the Red Hot Jewish Sexline or George Agdgdgwngo would love to give him a call.

Very Happy

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@JJ, are you offering?

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:36 pm

^^My arm could be twisted. Wink

If you want a special call from an 'angry wife', PM me the details (names to use, phone number, etc) and any special requests and I can make it happen. I have an American voice and I am lousy at accents so she will have to be American.

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:26 pm

On another note, you could claim that you took a cheap flight to Eelde airport , a small airport in the north of the Netherlands. A lovely 190 km trip for them, supposing the lad to be in Amsterdam. A trip to Maastricht Airport ,some 200 km from Amsterdam, will serve the same purpose.

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