The worst excuse - EVER

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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 5:23 pm

I have been working this Love Lad since November 2008. I was presented with this particular piece of scum by an on-line friend who lives in Arizona and who had been approached by him on an on-line dating site. She thought that he seemed a little bit suspect, and I offered to see whether the said J0hn M00r3 was a scammer.

I would add that whilst I do most of my baiting as a male, I do have several female characters, and this particular clown deserved a link up with L0la R0ss0 a widowed American lady in her early 40's. Old Bag Lady has been assisting me with fielding his phone calls.

A couple of days back, he signed himself off as 'Cindy'...well, understandably L0la gave him a serious slap, and this is his response

Quote:

Thanks honey for your mail. I am glad you WROTE this mail to me. Honestly, i do not doubt you but i am really not sure of how importance my mails are to you, i am not sure whether they are of high importance to you or not. That was why i wrote that simple mail and decided to address it as Cindy. I had it in mind that if you do not complain about it, then you are not serious with me. But now that you did, I am glad and so happy. YOU REALLY HAVE ME AT HEART. I am so glad.
Please lets talk over the phone sweetie. I cant wait to hear your charming voice.
I love you dear,
John

Well...that explains that quite nicely, so L0la will of course be delighted that he is serious. Maybe we need to start wedding plans? L0la and her best friend Melanie Frontage are travelling to Lagos to help out in an orphanage, and whilst there, will be taking in a weeks holiday at one of Simba's many fine establishments!

Watch this space...

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 1:17 am

Ahhh The good old S1mba S@f@r1... I hope to go there for my holidays one day Smile

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:06 pm

so many people have traveled to the S1mba S@f@r1 camp that I wonder when they are going to start giving discount coupons for returning guests? Carnival does it so S1mba S@f@r1 should too. maybe tell the bait that you have discount coupons because you have been there several times and they want you and a friend to come back with compliment coupons? I laugh everytime I hear of a safari. I can just imagine the bait coming to the camp area with a deer in the headlight look when the camp can't be located because they can't follow the great directions or missed the bus that takes them directly to the camp. wish I could see a photo of that. I work only with the VLads but always like to read about our lads and the many adventures that seem to happen to them. great job!