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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

What a whiney creep your lad is - and so full of shit. Any good oga will refuse his fantasy $5k, of course. Perhaps one of your characters can have a quiet word saying the evil oga won't pay to have a liar in his company so that's why he may have been cruel and harsh? dickboi needs to be honest about his spending and stop lying if he ever hopes to see a cent, then maybe the oga character can trust him?

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^^^^^^^^

Interesting that you mention the word trust, Manbiteslion...

As some of you may know, while all this Cote d'Ivoire fun and games has been going on, dickboi had also been "managing" another of Sir Ch4rles's clients - the formidable Captain M4lcolm (admirably played by Yastreb).

The main modality here is that dickboi is trying to entice the Cap'n into a fictitious Ethiopi4n energy sector investment project. So far, our lad has produced some great trophies for us, and (as every good boi should) is now trying to plan his next safari (he hopes to kidnap the Cap'n in Accra - see our chat a few pages back).

So far, so routine. But dickboi has been a very naughty boi. Old 419 habits obviously die very hard with him, and he could not resist trying to pull a little freelance scam on the Captain, without Sir Ch4rles's knowledge. Quaintly enough, he has been running an attemoted wash-wash - totally absurd of course but the Captain went along with it and has been exchanging some hilarious e-mails with various chemical suppliers (which I seem to remember being posted elsewhere on Eater).

Things took an interesting twist Twisted Evil when - unknown to dickboi - our lad's old nemesis Mb0g0 Pr0vastian (former A4LA man now living in luxurious retirement in the Caym4ns, who has chopped dickboi's dolla several times in the past etc etc) muscled in and hijacked the scam. Mb0g0 told the Cap'n that he had been put in charge of the modalities, and had thoughtfully washed the banknotes himself (hence no need to pay for the chemicals). Without dickboi's knowledge he then set up a meeting with the Captain in New York to hand over the washed notes, in exchange (of course) for a suitcase full of the Captain's real dollaz.

You can guess what happened next - Mb0g0 duly met the Cap'n in NYC, mugged him for the dollaz he had brought along, and then fled in a white van.

Naturally the Captain went on the warpath when he got home. He e-mailed Mb0g0 and dickboi's wash-wash character asking them which one was to blame, so he could visit retribution on them. This of course was the first that dickboi knew about having had his dolla chopped by Mb0g0 (yet again . Very Happy ).

Whenever this has happened in the past, dickboi has pleaded with Sir C to make Mb0g0 pay back the money he chopped. But this time it was different - because of course this was a freelance operation, and if Sir C were to find out that dickboi had effectively stolen an A4LA client, then he would go nuclear. Twisted Evil

This would all have added to dickboi's stress as he set off on his safari (which is a bit naughty of us Embarassed ) but at least Sir C still seemed to be unaware of what had been going on. Until a couple of days ago, that is, when Cap'n Mal sent Sir C an e-mail asking if he had ever heard of Mb0g0 Pr0vastian, Nayeem K*** (or whatever dickboi's wash-wash character was called - but a name that Sir C would not know) or P0wel Jacks0n (which crucially is one of lad's baiting names, and of course well known to Sir C). The sh*t instantly hit the fan, with Sir C firing off a "what the hell is all this about?!?!?!?" message to Mb0g0 and dickboi.

This hit dickboi between the eyes just after he was fired from A4LA. He seems to have been nurturing hopes of being rehabilitated into A4LA, so this will put him into a real frenzy - made worse by the fact that he is still stranded in Abidjan... Very Happy

As a mark of his desparation - when I decided to log on to Sir C's gmail account yesterday evening, the millisecond the site opened, lad was there trying to engage me in chat. He must have been waiting for ages, because the gmail account he uses for chat has nothing to do with any of our current baits. Anyway, Sir C was short and sharp, but lad was obviously bursting to talk - he even manages to type at 40+ words per minute, which is pretty amazing!

So, looks like this new twist is going to have an interesting impact on events over the next few days and weeks (hence this ridiculously long post Embarassed ).

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7:50 PM fsa.uk: Good evening boss
me: WHERE ARE YOU?
7:51 PM fsa.uk: I am in Abidjan still
but I am going to be off tomorrow hopefully [yes, of course you are...]
Weatherm4n told me he is here in Abidjan but he has refused to tell me where he is
Though I told him I was in the police custody
7:52 PM so he claimed to have checked all police custody in Abidjan but cant find me
I told him we were only hostage by the driver's wife younger brother who is a cop
and he kept us in a private room- locked up
7:53 PM I am not sure if this guy is 100 certain about his arrival back in Abidjan
If indeed he is right here it would be great
I will sure meet him before I leave
7:54 PM me: YOU TRIED TO CHOP THE CAPTAIN BEHIND MY BACK.
fssa.uk: NOPE
I NEVER DID


At this point I logged off angrily, leaving him alone with his troubled thoughts for another steamy Abidjan night...

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Lad has just e-mailed Sir C regarding the allegations:

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BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU LIKE. THANK YOU


He can be SO annoying!! Evil or Very Mad No wonder poor old Bluth ends up shouting at him.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I awoke this morning to one missed call and one email message from David...

I wrote:
I don't believe you're in jail. It doesn't make sense. None of this makes sense to us. Our private jet has been repaired so we can leave any time. If you're still interested in our deal please send me an email and I will tell you where to meet us. Otherwise we're going to try to meet up with Randy to buy our paintings. I hope you and your stories of being in jail didn't ruin this deal for us.

Please tell us what is going on. We want the truth. We still want to make this work, and we know that you do, too.


Waiting


Mr. Sh3rman wrote:
Why didn't you call me??????? I told you I may not be able to send you e-mails. Anyway, I can reply your e-mail on a borrowed time as I have just being spared a few moments to write e-mails and find solutions to pay Jackson's bills.

Having grasped the content of your e-mail, I really can't comprehend what makes you think I had be lying over very crucial matter? I never lie or mislead any associate of mine all my life in the investment brokerage services let alone a business client. I can't start such unworthy and dishonest attitude now.

In reality, I must say you have been very misleading all along. We have been through difficult situations; tough moments and challenges to the extent that we were held in police custody just because you can't keep your words. Whether you believe it or not; it's the truth. It is all your fault. First; our meeting was supposed to be held at Golden Tulip and you weren't there. And yet again, second appointment at Pullman hotels failed; needless to say there wasn't any trace of you or your wives. If you had kept your words, would we have had any difficult times ever? Ask yourself this question.

Of course I understand some painting deals took you to Bouake but unfortunately we couldn't make it there due to financial depletion and our inability to pay the driver as agreed. You had say all our predicament doesn't make sense to you because you are not in our shoe; and as such you don't ever care.

Of course I am still interested in our Atlantis project. And I do want to believe you are here in Abidjan now. To say I had love to meet you is an understatement needless to discuss Atlantis project launching party.

You have to send me complete details of where we can find you. If you are in the hotel here in Abidjan, you must forward me your lodging name or your hotel room number so the receptionist etc can verify that you are actually lodged there and could even call you.

And finally, this time, you have to swear on the live of your wives that you had be wherever your e-mail indicate you are. No fishy ideas. I can forgive you for all the pains, agony and suffering you have caused us since the past few days if you can be honest in a moment about where you are. I can also pretend they never happened so it doesn't ruin our glorious Atlantis grand celebration. Cheers.

I am waiting. Please call me as soon as you forward me this details. I may not have access to e-mail unless you call. Remember Tina's brother who is a cop is in charge here.


IP still resolves to Cote D'Ivoire! Very Happy I'm going to press him on the details of his captivity. I believe he is now in his 11th day in Abidjan and tonight will make his 11th night (15th day away from home)! Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

well done

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

SlapHappy wrote:
At least DQ has an on/off switch!

She does? Laughing Just kidding, BFF DQ B2!



[whiny wife mode] Bluth darling, I do believe wifelet #1 and I are totally bored with the shopping in Abidjan. We need a new adventure soon. After all, we can only buy so much in this little town. And frankly, David is such a bore if he won't show up. Is the jet almost ready? [/whiny wife mode]


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

More back and forth...

I wrote:
Your story keeps changing so much that we do not know what to think. First you told me you were in police custody, and now you tell me that you are held by Zekel. We are certainly very confused! Please, we want to meet with you very much, and have been waiting to do so for quite a long time now. My wives are anxious to fly up to Burkina Faso so that we may buy our paintings and then fly back home. Before we meet with you we need you to explain to us what is going on. We don't think you're in custody at all because we were at the police station and they had never heard of you or Charles in their entire lives, then your story changed.

Tell us what is really going on and if we believe you we can continue with our meeting. We so desperately want to work this out so that we can press forward with the Atlantis project. The lost continent has been gone for so long that we do not want any more delays in restoring it to prominence!

I am awaiting word from you.


Mr. Sh3rman wrote:
We were in Police custody authorized by Pullman security officers when I could not afford to pay internet bills while relying on you. That was first police custodian experience we suffered having arrived Pullman hotels without any trace of you. Don't make our situation worst with your skeptical attitude now. This is not what we need now. We need to have understanding, so we can move forward with our Atlantis project endeavor and meeting.

The second police custodian attempt was prompted by Jackson's wife Tina. It was Zekel (Tina's younger brother) as a police officer who took it upon himself to torture us. We were taken to police station somewhere in Koumassi Remblaise. But somehow he managed to take us away to be closely monitored by him and his own team until we pay Jackson's bill. I am going to explain everything better when we meet and you had see Zekel if you had like. There is nothing to be confused about. Everything is very straight. If you are truly in Abidjan, why can't you forward me the details so we can meet face to face and talk everything over.

If you think the painting deal in Burkina Faso is more important than our meeting or the Atlantis project, maybe we should just forget we ever have any project in common. And I am going to wish you all the very best of luck in your painting deal.At that point, I might order the 1,750 professionals to go home. So far I might say you only have succeeded in wasting my goddamn time. And yet you never cared about my late wife unburied till now simply because I have come to meet you.

I have come a long way if you feel I am going to feed you with miscontrued or misleading stories. What assurance do you have not being misinformed in the police station you claim to have visited. If you truly are in Abidjan; we should meet and sort everything out otherwise I am going to conclude you have been playing games all along.

The choice is yours now. Already you have caused me more pains than necessary is.


His wife was supposed to be buried on the 16th. If she is still unburied she is probably not in very good shape! Shocked Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Damn, they torture you in Cote D'Ivoire for stiffing a cabbie? I can't imagine what they would do if they find out you're a Yahoo-Yahoo boi. I'm sending my lads thataway!

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My first post here and this thread made me do it.

Great job ...

My thoughts on what happens now:

1. Every extra day he that spends there, he runs up his bill with T!na.
2. By now, the tab might be so large that I don't think he can have the money sent by friends/family in Lag0s to cover it or maybe he's left that as his last resort.
3. Everytime he THINKS that cash is on the way, he is trying to convince Tina to believe him and with every disappointment, his credibility gets shot.

Now, could you ask him for a mini-Safari for the entire group? Even if it's 20 miles. Ask that his entire host family be present and that you will ONLY give the 5k to the family.

Once you make the driver, T!na and her brother have to stand around for x hours or x days, and get nothing out of it, his credibility will be entirely shot and he won't even be allowed to get on the internet to ask for money from Lagos ...
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Another sugestion is to have Mb0g0 call. Mb0g0 could be a guy who speaks French. He offers to help out by talking to T!na's brother if dickboi allows Mb0g0 to chop 50%.

Instead of helping, Mb0g0 puts the nail in the coffin by telling the brother not to trust dickboi because dickboi's constantly on the internet trying to make a new passport. That cuts off dickboi's internet usage, though ... maybe not a good thing if we want updates.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ok, I do have an on and off switch. Sort of.. Embarassed
I'm really sorry I can't keep up with dick boi's drama.
He has multiple personalities and I only have one.
I am way out numbered there.
It is very hard to keep up that way. Y'all must understand this.

Ninastian I think you are the best Oga ever. Very Happy
I love how you torture him. It makes me giggle.

Bluth dear husband, you mustn't get your blood pressure up by yelling so much, you might have a heart attack Shocked
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I know it brought a tear to your eye. Wink

I love it he is still stuck there and bills are piling up.
Wonderful wonderful bait...

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 2:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Sleepless did you ever get your winnings??? I hope you will share

No, he wouldn't fall for my charm. Laughing But he sure loves Abidjan, maybe he will just stay move there. Whatever happened to going back for the funeral of his dear wife I wonder... Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 2:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

BluthBanana wrote:
The choice is yours now. Already you have caused me more pains than necessary is.


Great line. I'm playing catch up here but I love it. Such beautiful and wonderful pain. Laughing Laughing

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Yeah, why didn't you care about the late wife unburied before he came? Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I want to help you wrote:

...Now, could you ask him for a mini-Safari for the entire group? ...
Once you make the driver, T!na and her brother have to stand around for x hours or x days....

We have a rule about innocent third parties, and getting them on the road with him is unfair - our gripe is with him, their gripe is with him, if they all travel together on our say-so then their gripe will be with us.

It's sometimes tempting to get caught up in the story, but we have no argument with those guys, they didn't try to scam us, in fact this lad tried to scam them and we can only hope they get their pound of flesh Shylock style.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^

Sorry the intention wasn't to hurt them. It was to make them hate him more but I see your point.

One question: As the days go by, will the hosts (a) want more or (b) be willing to take less? Experienced baiters must have had this arise in the past.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just for the record, I'm not sure whether there is a driver that he owes money. If there is, it's certainly not "Jackson." Either way, here's my latest message to him and the novel he sent me in response...

I wrote:
There was no misinformation at the police station. Your story just doesn't add up to us. If you were arrested by the police how could Zekel take you to a secret room? Isn't he just a former soldier? It all doesn't add up to me. We rushed down here to help you out and we are searching for ghosts at the police station. None of this makes any sense!

Tell Jackson, Tina, and Zekel that they need to have one of the officers at the police station send me an official email message detailing the charges against you. Then we can work out this whole mess.

Time is short. We need to get this worked out so we can resume our work. We're prepared to meet when this is all sorted out.


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Mr. Sh3rman wrote:
You obviously have been misinformed if the Police station you visited could not have been able to get you details about our arrest and where we were kept. That is one.
Two, I am no longer interested in this bullsh*t talk. This is not helping my situation in any way at this time let alone Charles who is missing programs in his church as a deacon. Listen I am supposed to be in Nigeria by now for Amaka's burial but you have kept me this long and yet we haven't met. Do you think this is any fun?

Zekel is a former soldier but I believe he has contacts in the Police who could get them to do whatever he wanted and that was the reason he could take us out to a private room where he can closely monitor us; until such a time we can pay for Jackson's bills. Do you ever know some people do things they ever wanted; just in whatever way they had like. I realized a few of these Ivorians, some who are rebels, like Zekel I guess, have no respect for law. He believes can manipulate the law, regardless of its implication- as a retard and irate woundless soldier. Even the first day we saw eyes to eye, he wasn't any friendly I must say.

Zekel has refused getting any police officers writing you an official e-mail. He said I should tell you he is in charge. The only charge against us as far as I am concerned is "indebtedness" to Jackson the driver. If you can call him to sort this whole mess out, that will be fine. I can get you his personal number if you had like or you can call me and I will have you speak to him. The bastard doesn't speak English good. He speaks French better. Probably if you can get someone who speaks French better to communicate with him than might be better to sort out this mess. Somehow the language barrier between us is one of the greatest problems we keep having with him all the time. Two wrongs can't make a right. Believe me you have put us through this terrible experiences since the past days. If we had met in Golden Tulip or Pullman's hotel, we would never have had this problem not ever. Ponder a little on this.

Again, I ask that you provide me the details of where you are, so we can meet and talk everything over. The indebtedness charge against us will be over as soon as you can pay off Jackson's bill. I give you 48 hours to reconcile this. Otherwise listen, I will get you to do any of these options below.

Option 1: I am going to try to settle the driver's bill by Monday so we can be as free as air; you will agree to pay me 50,000 USD as inconvenience charge for all the trouble you have put us through upon our meeting and prior to discussing the Atlantis project. It will interest you to know¨Charles and I will be meeting you only- there won't be Jackson, Tina or Zekel having settled Jackson's bill. And if we must meet, it has to be in Abidjan. I am not interested in meeting you in Bouake, not ever. Of course, I might still be interested to meet you in Pullman's hotel or back in Accra at Golden Tulip if you had like.

Option 2: If you do not accept option 1; it means you will undoubtedly accept option 2 having succeeded in wasting my time or fooled around with me. This means you will agree to pay me a non-negotiable bill of 500,000 USD for wasting my time and I am going to return to Nigeria by the same Monday next week. I have spent more than a week here for nothing. All the days I have spent here would have been better invested in Amaka's burial and other family burial rites before I return to the UK. Between,an annoying aspect of the whole thing is that Amaka's remains in the morgue keep attracting additional demurrages and yet Charles relatives say I care not about Amaka than I do for my business. No matter how much I try to explain the reason(s) for my delay here, no one I am sure will believe me. Charles's mom was very angry with me when we spoke a few nights ago. Do you think any of all of these are fun?

Option 3: As for your Atlantis project or our dealings in general, your acceptance of either option 1 or 2 above will pave way for continuity between us .i.e a better understanding for us to forge ahead on the Atlantis Project. On the contrary, I am going to ORDER the 1,750 professionals I hired to go home. Not only that, you will have to pay us 1 million for all our company's expenses, time and materials gathered for your project. This will be enforceable by law. On a progressive note, I will accept a million for retainers fee for my active involvement on the Atlantis recovery project as originally planned, so as to ensure a resounding success in the re-birth of the new Atlantis society. You will be impressed at the end.

The choice is yours on any of this options or directives.


I love the options he provides me. I'm not sure why there's even a third one since I have to take either #1 or #2. The best news is that he's giving me until Monday so that extends his stay even longer! Laughing

Any news on your end, Ninastian?

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Not only that, you will have to pay us 1 million for all our company's expenses, time and materials gathered for your project. This will be enforceable by law.


You in trouble! Laughing

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FYI,

Ivory Coast has a World Cup qualifier tomorrow (Sunday) at 1:00 pm (New York time) and Nigeria has a World Cup qualifier Sunday at 9:00 am (New York time). Ghana plays Benin at 1:00 pm (Sunday) as well. Anything scheduled at that time (or right after the conclusion of the game) could easily get messed up because of people partying (or rioting) on the streets.

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Between,an annoying aspect of the whole thing is that Amaka's remains in the morgue keep attracting additional demurrages


And not only attracting that, but attracting flies as well, I'm sure! Laughing

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And while all this is happening...

Captain M4l had expressed misgivings about doing business with a Sudanese company in the Ethiopia project:

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[I]s stability in Sudan a given? After the ICJ indicted Sudan's leader (and with reason, I might add - the guy seems to be channelling Saddam!) there seemed to be a lot of bad feeling about foreigners.


Our Lad was dismissive:

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Economic stability in Sudan is fast beginning a millionaire play ground where a large pull of their hedge funds are invested on particularly power instead of investing in other capital projects in highly developed nations as US at this time of economic crisis. At this time of appraisal, I can confidently tell you a lot of foreigners from the US (especially European investors) are investing so much in the Power sector in Sudan. That is the secret of their far greater riches in the nearer future amidst economic crisis (Emphasis in original). And I tell you SEC has one of the greatest prospects of an investment opportunity of a life-time with stable returns on Investment. On the bright side, SEC ownership is controlled by about 60 percent foreigners while 40 percent is left in the hand of local citizens. Sudan is a great nation to invest. The issue of ICJ indicting Sudan's leader ended after Suddam was executed. All that is a thing of the past now. Sudan has one of the most peaceful government now ever [Emphasis added - Y], even though it is among the highly underdeveloped nations in Africa seeking to develop rapidly. Though, the nation's economy largely depends so much on agriculture to be able to boost their economic growth, performance and development. The Sudanese government play a large role in this sector as macro economic trends fall within this category where a large number of the nation's work force are hired in the field than in other highly industralized network. A lot of economic factors affects investment in agricultural sector, but the power sector is where the great investment opportunity lies. You will be impressed with your "take home profit" at the end of the first few years after we have closed the Sudan Investment Deal.


I couldn't let that comment about the indictment pass:

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With regard to Sudan's president and the indictment issue - for the love of Pete, the indictment was just this month! This is not "[a]ll a thing of the past now". What the Sam Frick gave you that idea? As I heard it, mobs were in the streets shouting anti-Western slogans and Western-based NGOs were being expelled. You can understand why I'd want some gorram guarantees on this.


The real issue, though, is this:

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To this end,I had like you to prepared- we shall be meeting in Ghana around April 15-20th to finalize the investment project. If you have any problem about this time frame do let me know. Otherwise I will advise you begin now to apply for any medical clearances you might need to travel long distances. However, I am going to forward you more details about where we shall meet in Ghana


OK - we've had one successful safari - so I'm open to ideas about how this one should be done.

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Just to let you know that Sir Ch4rles hasn't heard a word form dickboi in the past 24 hours. Mind you, looking at the excellent work he is doing digging himself in even deeper with Slap and Yastreb, that's no big deal. Very Happy

In fact it's encouraging that now he's been fired from A4LA, he's taken greater ownership of these modalities. And although they are company property, Sir C is of course not going to insist that dickboi hands them back. He probably thinks that by carrying on, he is getting revenge on Sir Ch4rles... Twisted Evil

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Why not insist he hand them back?

(its not that I disagree, just trying to understand baiter modalities)

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^^^^^^^^^^^^

Top Tip - the rules of real life often get turned on their head around here! Very Happy

If Sir C forbids dickboi to continue scamming Weatherm4n, Capt M4l and Emi1, then these baits will lose their momentium or even die. After all, anyone who has defied Sir C in the past has met a speedy death.

If you want to understand the lad-control model I am using here, read John Grishan's The Firm, and you'll get some clues (though not the whole story). I want him to think that he MUST carry on working for A4LA or he will face a sticky end. If I irrevocably sack him, he will disappear completely, fearing for his life, and go back to being the small-time 419 gutterboi we know he really is.

I have been nurturing this lad for two and a half years now. It took over a year before he trusted any of my characters enough to do the bonkers and hilarious thinkgs he has been doing for our amusement - so it would be a shame to have to start again.

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Literally this minute I got a message from Dicky. He addressed my comments on the indictment of the Sudanese President thus (emphasis added):

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With the above being said, I will have to comment subjectively on the Indictment issues of Omar Al Bashir, the Sudan president elect since 1993 till date. That is the impending issue of the moment. The arrest warrant of Al Bashir didn't start today. [I never said it did - Y] You must know this. Three years after the UN Security Council requested the investigation of situations in Darfur, and based on the evidence collected, which some were politically manipulated by opposing parties and Rivalry Islamic fundamentalists, the prosecutor of the ICC (International Criminal Court) in July 2008 concluded there are reasonable grounds to believe that al-Bashir bears criminal responsibility in relation to 10 counts of genocide, crimes against humanity, and war crimes. To be more specific, The international court, which embraces 108 member countries, accuses al-Bashir of masterminding and implementing a plan to destroy in substantial part the Fur, Masalit, and Zaghawa groups during a campaign of ethnic persecution in the Darfur region that the United Nations estimates has cost 300,000 lives in five years while over 2.7 million people have been displaced.

Most of the African leaders believe they are plot to get Al Bashir to step down for another policital party or leader from another geo-policital group to rule. However,they argue that, with tension extremely high in Sudan, the arrest of Al-Bashir could lead to an outbreak of grim violence between supporters of Al-Bashir and those who support the indictment. And that is exactly why as you heard " mobs were in the streets shouting anti-Western slogans and Western-based NGOs were being expelled"

Some twats on the street use this as a means to commit bulgary etc. That is why politics, especially in Africa, is a dirty game. Geo-polical upheavals, and disunity among polical parties is one of the causes of this. Al Bashir is the head of National congress party of Sudan, which has been the incumbent ruling party for quite some time now.

Sudan Human Right Organization rejected the court's decision and called it part of a "neo-colonialist" plan to distabilze Sudan and her peace movement. The African Union (AU) also says Al-Bashir is a necessary player in the peace process mediated by the Arab League, the NGO, and other international aids groups.

Momentarily, the court's decision is opposed by the international community including the African Union, League of Arab States, Non-Aligned Movement, and the governments of Russia and China. Political Guganoots have called on the court to suspend the arrest warrant. In reason of this, the Sudan political terrain is being forestaled to normalcy.
You should have nothing to worry Captain, I give you 110% guarantee on your investment with Sudanese SEC power company. If weren't a viable option to consider, I should have been the first person to advise you against it.


He's also keen to get Mal to Ghana - expert Safarists are needed to make this go right!

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