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 Lad translates "Highway to Hell" to Igbo

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

As a father from a certain church, I punished one of my reverands. He insulted lads while in a drunk state. As a punishment he spent some time in a monestary with only maidens in it. To my opinion he was on a Highway to Hell (AC/DC) 'cause of his drinking and fornication. He had to translate a "Poem" in a certain Nigerian Language. Behind my back he managed to get this translation from one of my contacts, who is of course eligible for a nice donation. He offered 500$ for it,again behind my back Laughing

Anyway, here's the original "Poem" '(changed the title to "To HeLL.txt)

Quote:
Livin' easy
Lovin' free
Season ticket on a one way ride
Askin' nothin'
Leave me be
Takin' everythin' in my stride
Don't need reason
Don't need rhyme
Ain't nothin' that I'd rather do
Goin' down
Party time
My friends are gonna be there too
I'm on the highway to hell
On the highway to hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell

No stop signs
Speed limit
Nobody's gonna slow me down
Like a wheel
Gonna spin it
Nobody's gonna mess me around
Hey satan
Payin' my dues
Playin' in a rockin' band
Hey mumma
Look at me
I'm on the way to the promised land
I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell
Don't stop me

I'm on the highway to hell
On the highway to hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
(highway to hell) I'm on the highway to hell
(highway to hell) highway to hell
(highway to hell) highway to hell
(highway to hell)
And I'm goin' down
All the way
I'm on the highway to hell


And then the mail from him:

Quote:
Also attached in the translation of your poem in IBO language.I hope it serves you on what you want to do with it.


I also asked for a banner, which he didn't do right! Slap underway Twisted Evil

Please enjoy this Milestone of a song in

Quote:
IGA NA OKU ALA MMUO

ibi ndu fere fere
ihunanya na efu
ije njem na uzo were were
na enweghi ajuju
Hapum kam biri
na ewe ihe obula na usoro nkem
na enweghi ihe kpataraya
na enweghi usoro
obu na enweghi ihem puru ime
na idi na agbadata
oge nkwari
nde oyim ga ano ebe ahu
anom na uzo oku ala mmoo
uzo oku ala mmoo
anom na uzo oku ala mmoo


na enweghi akara nkwusi
igba oso
na enweghi onye ga anabigam
dika mgbara igwe
gakwa akpogide ya
odighi one ga akpari m
ma lee ekwensi
idi na akwu ugwo nke rurum
igba egwu oyibo
lee nnem
leziem anya
anom na uzo ala ebe ekwerem na nkwa
anokwam na ogologo uzo oku ala mmuo
ogologo uzo oku ala mmuo
akwusilam

anom na ogologo uzo oku ala mmuo
na ogologo uzo oku ala mmuo
uzo oku ala mmuo
anom na ogologo uzo oku ala mmuo
(uzo oku ala mmuo)anom na ogologo uzo oku ala mmuo
(uzo oku ala mmuo)anom na ogologo uzo oku ala mmuo
(uzo oku ala mmuo)
anokwam na adi na agbadata
site na uzo nile
anom na ogologo uzo oku ala mmuo


Perhaps I should send this to the band 'cause they're on a World Tour as we speak Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Shocked
That's awesome work!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Best band ever + tricking scammer = epic win of the awesome-sauce variety.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Excellent. Brilliant. Thumbs up

Do you think he'd like to do a cover version and video clip of "For Those About To Rock"?

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Great baiting there, bobdemol! Very Happy



Now get a lad to record it for you. Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I concur. I want to see and hear is sung to the music. Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Great stuff Laughing I like the ideas for him putting it to music next.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Awesome job, bobdemol! Very Happy

I agree with everyone who wants to hear him put those lyrics to music! Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I want to see him try to play a guitar while rolling around on the floor.

Maybe you could do a Lad Tribute Greatest Hits Album.
I want to hear Ba1a Ha$$an do "Dirty Deeds."

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have been trying to get a lad to make a "demo" for me for a while now.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Great stuff! What's next: Stairway to heaven???? Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

mr.scissorkick wrote:
I want to see him try to play a guitar while rolling around on the floor.

Maybe you could do a Lad Tribute Greatest Hits Album.
I want to hear Ba1a Ha$$an do "Dirty Deeds."


Tribute by ACcra/GHana!

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, it's Friday, and someone had to do it, so I'm sorry... Embarassed

Great bait bobdemol! Hey folks - wouldn't it be funny if there was a 419 Top Ten. I wonder what would be in it? Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

'Money for Nothing'

'I Drove All Night' for the safari lads.

'Hell Ain't a Nice Place to be' would be a good follow up for your lad, or Hell's Bells, nice modality!

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"M-T-C-N" by the Village Bois

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks all for the comments and suggestions!

The lad I got this from is extremely lazy, I don't think he will fall for it.

However I'll try to use this little throphy upon (an)other lad(s) - see where it gets.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Surely a lad specific version of The Proclaimers' "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" would be a good safari tune?

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Seven of Nine, SSA re-wrote the lyrics to that one a while ago. Very Happy

Quote:
When I wake up yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the lad who takes money from you
When I go out yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the lad who takes money from you
If I get drunk yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the lad who takes money from you
And if I haver yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the lad who takes money from you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a 1000 miles
To the only internet cafe on Hospital Road.

When I'm working yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard to scam you
And when the money comes in for the lotto you won
I'll take almost every penny from you
When I come home oh I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the lad who takes money from you
And if I grow old well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the lad who takes money from you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a 1000 miles
To the only internet cafe on Hospital Road.

da da da

da da da

da da da dum da da dum da da dum da da
da da da

da da da

da da da dum da da dum da da dum da da

When I'm lonely yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the lad who takes money from you
When I'm dreaming well I know I'm gonna dream
Dream about taking money from you

When I go out well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the lad who takes money from you
And when I come home yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the lad who takes money from you
I'm gonna be the lad who takes money from you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a 1000 miles
To the only internet cafe on Hospital Road.

da da da

da da da

da da da dum da da dum da da dum da da
da da da

da da da

da da da dum da da dum da da dum da da
da da da

da da da

da da da dum da da dum da da dum da da
da da da

da da da

da da da dum da da dum da da dum da da

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a 1000 miles
To the only internet cafe on Hospital Road.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

mr.scissorkick wrote:

Maybe you could do a Lad Tribute Greatest Hits Album.
I want to hear Ba1a Ha$$an do "Dirty Deeds."


Maybe we could make that a team effort and see if we can get a whole eater album? Laughing

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