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419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2009 Posts: 479

most boringest answered removed urgently

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Q: Have you used s3curity sh13ld service before?
A: This is my first time
[not going to be your last]
Q: If you answered yes to previous question, how many times?
A: First Time
Q: Have you received other type of electronic transfers before?
A: Yes i have received Western Union Money Transfer
Q: Why are you receiving these funds?
A: The funds is for the security keeping fees of [baiter]
Q: Are the funds you intend to receive related to any criminal activity?
A: Not of cause
Q: Will the funds you receive be used for any criminal activities?
A: No, the funds is for something else not for criminal activites.
Q: Do you have criminal record or are you being investigated for any crime?
A: I have never heard any crime records
Q: Do you know anyone who is being investigated for a crime?
A: I don't know anyone.
Q: Do you know anyone who has been convicted for a crime?
A: I said i don't know anyone
[what kind of lad protests how much]
Q: What influenced your choice of job? (Why did you choose your job?)
A: I choose my job because i have a dream of working there and my dream came through so i thank the Almighty for that.
Q: Who fell out of the apple tree?
A: I think that is Adam
[I think someone else fell out of a tree]
Q: What is the word used to describe an animal/plant that is both male and female?
A: I forgot that and i can't remember
[its good to cover all the bases]
Q: What make of car was the time-machine in the film Back To The Future?
A: I can't remember the time machine
Q: Should adultery be considered a crime?
A: Yes of cause
Q: Do you think you have habits that annoy other people?
A: I don't have that habits
Q: What were your parents like?
A: They want the best of me and they also want me to succeed in life
Q: What is your ethnic background?
A: I'm a christian in thy lord
[my lord is better?]
Q: Have you ever worked on a farm?
A: I haven't
Q: Do you remember any of the stories they used to tell you?
A: Once upon a time when the day and the night meets
[where's the rest?]
Q: If you could change any aspect of your personality, what would it be?
A: I get angry quickly which i don't like.
[I like that alot]
Q: What type of special training did you need?
A: I need to take that angry out of my body
Q: What do you want more than anything right now?
A: I don't want anything i am okay with my work
[do cybercafe's sell beer?]
Q: What is the job of a an undertaker?
A: The job of an undertaker is to carry casket.

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ohhh too bad.. the reference number seems to be imaginary... maybe he should have completed the process soonest.

Find out how the story he started ends:

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