Speed baiting

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 17 May 2009 Posts: 43

I got bored this morning and decided to bait one that I dropped into the Surplus section http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=165313.
Time was the space of about 1.5 - 2 hours for the entire exchange.

What I did was send a basic munged WU form (perfectly legible but with bogus number) to the lad...

Quote:

Thank you sir for your prompt attention to this matter.
All of my contact details are on the Western Union receipt that is
attached to this mail.

Notice what I said about my details.... Wink

Less than 10 minutes later, I get this:

Quote:

I just received your payment informations. You are advice to note that you are to provide me with your delivery address, so that we can confirm the payment tomorrow morning, and proceed with the delivery. I await a swift reply from you as soon as possible. Also send me your telephone number as soon as you get back to us.

???

I thought that I already gave them...Hmmm.
This is where I decide to play fast and hard with Mr. Laddie

I respond with this:

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Sir, if you had taken the time to actually READ the Western Union
form, you would have seen the details there.
I am a busy man.
I am tempted to go back to the office I posted the payment at and
cancel the transaction, since I am obviously dealing with an inept
peon and not Mr. Laddie himself.

That's gotta sting a little.

Minutes later...

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The payment was already been cancelled. I just called the western Union agent to confirm the payment. She just called me back that the payment has been cancelled by the sender. So update me with the current status of your payment. I await a swift reply from you as soon as possible.

AND

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Your telephone number is on voicemail. I need to talk to you.

(Within seconds of each other)

Well, no crap Laughing

Me:

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Yes, I did cancel the payment.
I cancelled it due to your obvious inadequacy at reading a simple
form. This irritated me so much that I didn't wait to hear your
pitiful excuses.
As I stated before, I. Am. A. Busy. Man.
I have wasted absolutely TOO MUCH of my valuable time on you already.
As to my telephone going directly to voicemail - That is so I can
judge what is important and what is not, and then call them back when
it is convenient to ME.
MAYBE, if you can convince me, by the tone of your voice, that you
will not let this type of situation happen again, I could POSSIBLY be
persuaded to post another payment to you.
No Guarantees.

Laddie:

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Effect the payment and update me with the payment informations again.

Well, the NERVE!!!

ME:

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Due to the insolent tone of your reply, I am giving you exactly 1
(one) hour from the time that this message is sent to apologize for
your ineptitude. If you do not, I will consider this matter closed,
redirect all of my business away from your company, and inform your
superiors that YOU were the reason that the company has lost a
multi-million dollar per year contract. I would not wish to be in your
place if that happens.
My advice would be to apologize. If you do so, perhaps we could start
again with a clean slate.

Such a shame to lose out on such a lucrative arraingement over a lowly
peon who couldn't read a simple form....

Laddie: <silence>

Me: <3 hours later>

(Salty language ahead)

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I gave you a couple of extra hours to come to your senses, just in case you were too much of a OBELE NSI to comprehend what it meant.
My business partner here said to give you these sayings - said they'd make you feel better:
NNA GI NA ARA MKPURU AMU
and
OTU GWAWAKWAA NNEGI

I'll add one of my own - You are the homosexual abortion from a dead goat's anus.

Have a nice day, OZODIMGBA - You'll never be more than a drain duck.

Laddie: Nothing (yet) Either the top of his pointy head blew off or he's gone on to other things for the moment.

One thing I noticed - It looked like he was a trainee/script-kiddie by the total lack of any emotion or pretense of civility.
Another thing was a switch between the original and first reply from an [email protected] email to an [email protected] one (name was the same for both).

Not very long, but it was good for a few laughs. Maybe it'll help him be a little more "compliant" for the next baiter?

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 22 May 2009 Posts: 10

That was genius. I'm going to be laughing at that when I wake up tomorrow.